pump didn't fade edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62091065
the dollar is going to devalue a lot this year so indices will probably have another double digit gainbuy every dip from here and never think twice. staglation? who cares? bad economy? who cares? the rich are winning and thats all that matters. be grateful you can invest in their stock market and ride it with them peasants
>Oil Baggots right nowLol. LMAO even.
>>62091769you need psychiatric help
>>62091774did you bet against donald pump? SAD. many such cases!
> futures
>>62091776
I can open my broker app again. Nothing ever happens chuds/bogleheads win yet again
>>62091779I would eat all of them
nobody has ever gone broke from longing the stock marketmany have gone broke trying to short it
>>62091774He’s right you know.Since April, the collusion has done long term damage to confidence in markets.Mumus are only making things worse for themselves day by day.
SOXS baggie hereI hate all of you
short oil buy tech
>>62091729You're either actually retarded or a fed shill. Opinion dismissed>>62091725Exxon looks damn good right now but Chevron is also a good option. The latter has more fields in Australia and Asia where Asian countries (like India which has been getting ruthlessly fucked by this war) will get their energy demands if SHTF and it will eventually. Even if it's a nothingburger which i highly doubt they'll still make money while Aramco and friends struggle to rebuild their bombed operations.
Any minute now orange retard is going to realize the agreement isn't the one he wanted and is going to shart on the market again. Fucking dementocracy.
Israel just fired everything onto Beirut
I lost it all. Years to build seconds to destroy
Can it please just stop going up for a bit until the open so I can close my shorts?Watching everyone celebrate and drink champagne while I alone am miserable because I lost an unreal amount of money makes me feel sick to my stomach, this is way worse than what I felt when I got home to some Venezuelan fit trainer fucking my wife
>>62091787this likely means if there is going to be a y2k bubble style move, its going to start happening this year. as soon as retail doesnt want to invest anymore, thats when they get forced to long it with every penny they have by blistering retarded green that makes every retard bear baggie here bitch and cry and pound their desk after their puts go to 0 again and again
>>62091788same I don't know how the market is like this except that the shart is probably coming
i knew the poll indicating /smg/ was mostly cash was bullish
>>62091797you arent alone, like 80% of the posters here got completely heemed. many of those just arent posting now because theyve silent quit the thread and have rage quit markets for the umteenth time
>>62091803Always inverse Reddit, those fuckers thought it was the end of the West and WWIII. Remember, nothing ever happens my child :3
No fees going to Oman. They out. Reminder: Crude is now at 71.76.
>>62091800It’s a bit more serious than that.Bad events are dips.Confidence crisis are collapses in prices, the only cause of a true crash where people think the game is a scam and take their chips and go home for years.
Do bulltards really think the oil issue is going to be magically solved when there's a 1.2 billion barrel shortage that grows greater by the day? I guess I should thank them for letting me buy cheapies. But honestly, I'm just amazed at how dumb everyone is.
>>62091811Lmao its over for oil baggies
Israel bombing LebanonCeasefire seems like it's going to collapse shortly
Panicans always lose.
>>62091812poor peoples opinions literally dont matter my guy, businesses sell to other businesses. thats how the economy works now. consumers are literally worthless. the wealth has been sucked away from the people and now the corpos will trade it back and forth while the peasants have to work 5 jobs to afford a studio apartment in a complex that is full of crackheads which is surprising because crackheads dont have 5 jobs how do they have an apartment is this all just a bad dream how the fuck is this even real aaaHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
PWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCKING BABGGIES
>>62091816How?
wish I had pulled the trigger on those SPY calls
>>62091806You are reddit
>>62091803were so heckin green bro
>he bought the dip?
>>62091797I lost 10% of my portfolio in a couple of hours. I don't feel like posting even though I think the market's reaction is definitely not proportional to the realty on the ground.There's no point in fighting the market.
Shit like this is why I never went short during this whole thing despite being extremely bearish. I still am bearish by the way, because this ceasefire won't become permanent.
>>62091826feelsgoodman
>>62091830if it helps, 0dte puts at or shortly after open is a good bet. there will be some giveback before everyone short closes the rest of their puts and the market jumps to new ath next week (buy calls in the dip. BUY CALLS IN THE DIPS FROM NOW ON)
>dumb nigger who said the war was over 12 times on truth social to pump markets is complaining about fake news
>>62091832watch him TACO in two weeks
>>62091838name one time america didnt win and the war wasnt over
are we gonna get a nice green day today?
All this shitty larp is hilarious, are you faggots all on a discord together
>>62091837Yeah, I'm not going to gamble anymore.
Donald Trump is a nigger
>>62091842this was it dude. market will probably dip, recover, and go sideways while disgruntled retards who shorted this thing with too much size bitch and cry and return to their wagie cagies
>>62091842asia and europe did
>>62091825You are a baggot :3I AM FUCKING HORNY FOR MARKET OPEN75 MINUTES UNTIL REVERSE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>>62091841Literally every single time the war wasn't fucking over. We got our fucking planes blown out of the sky retard
>>62091811that kills the ceasefire agreement, Iran wanted to use the money to rebuild everything so now Iran will tell the USA to pay for the damages, the usa will say lol get fucked, and iran will blow more shit up and close the strait even harder..TLDR Oil is still going to $200 at least.
I give it 3 days max before the ceasefire is broken
nice rally you have there goyimwould be a real shame if anything were to happen to it
>>62091844the best time to gamble is when the market starts making huge moves. look at how crushed the vix is right now. options prices are going to be the most attractive theyve ever been in the last 6 weeks
>>62091842Nikkei up 5 so snp should be up 3
>>62091854did you know that in wars some equipment gets damaged? dont think you know what a war is let alone what winning one is
>gamble on stocks>loseMany such cases. Remember: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62091852Smigger BaggotReddit spacingYour slang is so fucking cringe You're the fakest fucking shill in the threadWhy won't they let you jeets or whatever the fuck you are swear
>>62091801I'm adding to my position out of spite, if I die I die
>>62091864WARNING: CASINO FLOOR SLIPPERY FROM ALL THE TEARS
>>62091766>thinks there's peace with iran>thinks israel won't sabotage it>thinks israel won't keep taking lebanon>thinks everything is fixed even if strait and red are completely open>thinks usa economic collapse is gone>>ze gap vill be clozed
>>62091823One of Irans conditions for a ceasefire is that Israel stop bombing hezbollah
>>62091832This
>>62091863>Akshually the wars won and over when our planes are still actively getting blown up and there's manhunts going onBlow it up your ass migatard. Cheeto in chief is complaining about fake news when he literally tried manipulating markets saying the war was over multiple times when that was false.
>>62091858Hahah that would have been great if only my options account hadn't literally gone to zero yesterday
real tip for any disgruntled btfo bobo here who isnt fully broke but wants to quit markets for a while: buy general mills. in a few years you will be happy with the result. consider this your chance to actually invest the right way for once
only reason indices are going up is because the dollar is losing its value
Aaaah it's all turning to shit again. Fucking fucksticks.
>>62091878big players colluded with the us govt to pump the markets on the "ceasefire." this will continue to happen. do you think the ceos of big tech corpos are just going to stand by and let their net worth drop rapidly? think again. power is consolidated to the corpos. american government no longer exists, thats why all this crazy shit is happening and nobody will stand up to ityou have cowards like mtg who resign from their positions but then run their mouths on twitter. your government is not interested in stopping any of whats going on because they are all getting paid to keep the ones at the top at the top
>>62091797just hold what you got for a week more or so and you'll see the test on a higher low around SPY 658, you can panic sell your shorts then saferor if you have balls, just trim and keep a balanced bet on the direction of the market that is portion sized to better fit your risk tolerance
Imagine falling for this obviously fake and gay bulltrap. Seems like Trump and his dickriders want to fill their pockets again by grabbing you faggots by the horns (hehe) on Friday.As if a 2 week ceasefire will change this shit show going on right now.
>>62091878yeah that's the only reason
Grok what are the odds of boots on the ground in Cuba this year?
>>62091901yes
>>62091855Baggie spotted lmao
>gay nigger bears>doubting Americalol, perchance even a lmao
>>62091901Cuba will get the Venezuela treatment (leader escorted to jail and given water) because they aren’t mudslims
>bears are seethingshould have invested in AMERICA and TRUMPwe literally just went to the moon and you are shorting us?
New supplies of crude oil were suddenly opened that's why this rally is happening.Oil was produced yesterday night.
>>62091901cuba is a little shit island, 0 need for a single boot on the ground, they can just level it from the air. they really should. cuba is a worthless country and it would be better to turn it into a true us territory and make it a hot vacation island or something. same with puerto rico. the only way to fix it is to just remove the inhabitants, ideally putting them on a spaceship and sending them into space, and then rebuild the island so civilized people can develop it
I literally dont do anything
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
based south korea schizo
>>62091824I bought 680 instead of 675 :(
Dipshits realize why it's called oil futures and not present
>>62091913Imagine acting like youre still proud to shill for trump as they shovel the food into your stall and you start scooping it up with your hands, you should pretend the slop is the few rupees you'll get in a month
So the fees for passing through the Strait of Hormuz was never real?
>>62091920Iran has dangerous weapons of mass destruction that's why they have to be provoked so they'll actually use them right?Iran has nuclear weapons therefore israel needs to attack them until they use them. Because Israel doesn't care, they'll just fly back to new jersey if Israel is destroyed.Americans and Jews don't care about the middle east, no skin in the game.
>>62091926how much are you down champ, 10 or 20%?
Bobo brosTime to hibernate till Friday
cant believe jew jersey is real. crazy how the jews wiped out the guidos in just 20 years
The shill brigade is too obvious and pathetic
>>62091871Yea Im so confused I just learned that hezbollah is from Lebanon. And I just started learning about this
>told my dad about snxx>first thing he sees when he seaches it bros what the FUCK
>>62091935go back 2 reddit baggie kek
and voilajust like thatthe vix is back in contango the forest is quiet once againall is right with the world
>>62091793Yes Jews are trying to sabotage this cease fire and probably shorting markets sometime before the weekend
>>62091940he can jack off to mature woman porn while he rebalances his portfolio
wow oil baggiesthis must be your 9/11
>Well look who decided to come out of his "home office" - our little oil tycoon! Did you triple that 30k your great uncle left to you yet?
>>62091942the question is for how long? the lack of volume in the last 3 trading days makes this pump extremely suspect, but if the market can hold these levels into eow, we are at the point where we have to flip to bullish going forward
i googled WTI crude and had to double check i didn't miss-type or got lead to another indexthis can't be real baggiesNOT LIKE THIS
>SAUDI ARABIA'S VITAL EAST-WEST OIL PIPELINE CARRYING CRUDE FROM THE GULF TO THE RED SEA FOR EXPORT HAS BEEN ATTACKED -- FTMumus...
Imagine trying to make a living astroturfing this place on trump's behalf from some third world ghetto shitholeBut every time you try to post you stick out like a sore thumb because you're so fucking inorganic and cringe
The old jew guy Larry Kudlow said oil would likely go to $40 a barrel
>>62091952KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62091956it will in the future, almost certainly before eoybetween now and then though? i would expect things to be rocky. we are in a traders market now
>>62091955Don't worry lil guy, just 9 months of mcwaging at the old mcjob and you'll recoup your oil losses
We didn't get a single circuit breaker this war, did we?
>>62091948>No dad. I lost it all on cotton futures because a guy on fourchan said cotton would boom again and black people will pick it for free again next year
Blue wave cancelled
>CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?>TO WATCH THE PREMARKETS SOAR>TO SEE YOUR POSITIONS UP 20% IN A DAY>TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE OIL BAGGIES
>>62091955The level of cope in this hahaJust because someone says something you don’t like doesn’t make them a shill baggy, I am enjoying your bear tears
You think I want oil high lol that helps your master's in russia
>>62091934Bearish for guidost. 2010s guido larper
>>62091962trump always does his warcrimes after 4:00 p.m. ET
>master'skek oil baggie
>>62091976So you are saying I should buy oil at 3:55 p.m. ET?
>92.70WTI will break 90 today.
>>62091948I got drunk and showed my dad my schwabb account last night in between periods of the hockey game. He was amused but kept saying I was scaring the dog.
Open the fuckin' exchange, I need to see that candle with my own eyes.
so what price is everyone targeting to double down on oil? I imagine the forced selling will be done in a few hours then it's back to reality.
>>62091981>already 92.40holy shit it's in freefall
Npc says whatJust another mindless drone, maybe they'll strap you to one
>a cease fire? at this time of year, between Iran Lebanon the US and Israel, opening the strait and Iran agrees to stop enrichment?
>>62091878It's the other way around. The market is up because the dollar is not in demand at the moment. "The almighty dollar"
>>62091985$70 seems like fair value atm
>>62091992Yeah man it’s all some conspiracy against youDamn schizos shitting up the thread
I'm back >>62091117Just worked a couple of hours and told my boss I was feeling really sick and he let me go (which is not a lie because I literally wasn't able to sleep and was about to have a mental breakdown). I blew up my account. I'm completely lost right now. Everything professor Jiang was saying made so much sense. And what we saw during the weekend? Why did that alcohol war mongering Pete fired all those top military men? It seemed like the world was heading to war. And all of a sudden "it's fine, bro". I even fell for the spiritual Iranian warrior who would ask God for revenge. What the hell happened? And now I have only 3k left. I'm so fucking lost. I fucking blew up my account. I feel sick
>>62091985Probably 90 but it will go down slowly after that. The Treasury needs to offload their shorts
You can't stop reddit spacing and being obsessed even when I refuse to give you (You's)You're my bitch and you'll continue to seethe
>>62091995>Iran agrees to stop enrichment?They did not. That's the entire point of the war and we're back to square zero before the war and they're still trying to get nukes. I don't get the people mocking oil baggies ITT the peace literally can't hold or the war will have been pointless and we'll have a nuclear Middle East in a decade or so, and when it breaks again oil will just go higher.
>>62092002If this "ceasefire" is ebough to make you doubt then you never had a plan in the first olace
Let me sell while it's still pumped. We're going to see the mother of all dumps when market opens as no one wants to hold anything for the next week for just a tweet. Ay caramba I'm going to sell some miners
>>62092005Hey guys this poster seems real madAnyone else notice, wonder how much money he lost
>>62092006BUT TRUMP SAYS THEY DID
>ceasefire will be broken by end of next week>my portfolio still wont be able to recover
>>62092006That was the joke retard. Also the peace deal including Lebanon (not), asking for removal of ALL US bases in the ME and the lifting of all sanctions including UN ones. Trump can't even unilaterally give them that
>>62092002kek my gamestop is still up like 20% and I didn't do shit this week
>>62092002Which country are you from anon?k
>>62092002The Millennial generation ladies and gentlemen
>>62092007But it does seem like the end of the war. I mean, obviously, in the future the Israelis will do something, but even Iran as accepted the terms. Like everything professor Jian said made so much sense. And everything was pointing to that direction.
>Trump making peace in the Middle East >trannies are crying for war You love to see it
i need a telegram screenshot updating me on the real news..please
how did the markets magic recover this much?isnt it way too optimistic?
>>62092018Don't wanna doxx myself but I'm from western Europe. (For me, western Europe ends in Germany, so no Poland. Just wanna make that clear because I see many people that believe Poles are westerners)
Npc keeps seething and repeating itself, if it was in my presence I could give it some old worn out shoes that it could sell and use the money to feed itself for the entire year, I'm a generous god
>>62091985Gonna be honest, i think they overdid the oil doomp a little.Might slurpa a bit. I mean $92 is kind of a bargain.Buying to $105 seems safe
>>62092021Iran accepted that they'll keep the uranium and the rights to make it while Trump thinks he'll be able to negociate that out
>>62092022It’s hilariousHe makes peace and sends America back to the moon and they are seething so hard
>>62092022It's so frustrating to hear all trannies: > He's going to kill a whole civilisation! > He's chicken out!
But what the hell happened to people? Seriously, there are no men of values anymore? In the past, countries declared war to each other. Now, they launch missiles, declare victory without declaring war, then the next day they keep launching missiles and all of a sudden there's a peace deal.Where is the honor? I fucking hate this world.
>>62092013I know but i still don't get why all the people ITT are mocking oil baggies. Nothing on the ground has changed, the situation is still the same as it was before the war, the war isn't over and has to restart again or the US and Israel face catastrophe in the ME, except now Iran realizes the sheer power they have over the Hormussy and there's been a 1 month global oil supply disruption that'll take a long ass time to work out.So why are you people shitting on oil? It's down for now, yes, but it'll soar again when the war starts up again which is inevitable.
PRE-MARKET IS OPEN DING DING DING DING
>ITT 12-year old zoom zooms learn how negotiations workI believe some of the posters ITT don't even know how to wipe their own ass boss. Lets speculate on when the cease fire breaks.
>>62092022Just because you get bullied out of /pol/ doesn't mean we want to hear about it
>>62092033This is funny to me. If you go back on pol threads they were crying about warcrimes and Trump being crazy. Now it's that hes a cuck and a loser (?)
>>62092035its all about money and greed. nothing else matters. and its all out in the open and on display because the regular people are completely powerless and cannot do anything about it but submit and work 18 hours a day to own nothing and be happy
>>62092022>performative transgenderism
>>62091985For oil companies, at least 20% down. Chevron at 160-170 would be great. Not worth it at 10% since we might get a recession anyway.
Fiat status?
Any nigger liquid baggies care to post some loss porn? 5+ figure only none of that poorfag shit
Bullisjh short oil to 45$ now
>>62092029Haha keep it up man, tell you what since I can tell you are some kinda eastern euro maybe go drink some vodka and relax a bit, you are going to hurt yourself with that blood pressure
>>62092028Don't try revenge trading.Clear your head before the next trade.Don't believe whichever 'Asian Guy' comes next.
>>62092044We still have 3 years left its not ending here
ptg tranny shills making themselves too obvious, just 24 hours ago they were cheering on the nuking of iran and now they're here celebrating a cucked non peace, take warning of the humiliations they must endure for their orange fag daddy:s cult
>>62092039>Lets speculate on when the cease fire breaksgive or take 1-2 weeks
Threadly reminder that the pool is still closed and won't open until late Thursday assuming peace holds
>>62092036I'm one of em lol. As I posted Saudi oil facilities are still being hit yet we expect oil futures to drop to 70? Literally nothing has changed
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that, because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them
>>62092025Because retail rules the market right now in these kind of circumstances. It will pump but I ain't buying till after 10
So what we doin cash baggies?
threadly reminder KEK oil baggies
Babeposters... we're so back babe
>>62092030hard to trade with much leverage because price movements don't reflect reality since bull fags are sleepwalking and complacent.
>>62092063You buy yesterday when market was down
>>62092025are you retarded? dow was at 50k before the war in iran started
I have a bad feeling about this, the terms from Iran are ridiculous and unacceptable. I feel like they are fucking with us
>>62092063stay on the sidelines forever
>>62091985you could have made 20% overnight just swinging SOXL why bother with that other shit
>>62092063We wait
oil-baggie status?
>>62092032>Replaces Khamenei with Khamenei>Reopens straight of hormuz which was open before the war>Loses 48 airplanes and drones and 260 billion dollars worth of munitions and equipment. Bases destroyed. 9 out 12, thaad batteries knocked outLiterally the most pointless war ever. We didn't gain anything. The shilling like this is some sort of victory is insane. Oh also apparently Iran and oman now will control hormuz and extract tolls
>>62092063Cash baggy here, not buying on open but am looking at some tech stuff, tech p/e is honestly really low right now historically
>>62092054Thanks, brother. I know this is 4chan and being constantly insulted is part of the deal, but it's cool to see some good people out there.
>>62092073>Iran's 10 demands are unacceptable So are the epsitens 15 point demand to Iran . They are both just a basis for talks but I also doubt the talks will go well
You're trying to figure out my location, shill?it's in your fucking head, you let me burrow so deep into that cork filled npc brain of yours
>>62092075If nothing happens I'll go back in October or November
>>62091951>the question is for how long?i guess that depends on our greatest ally doesnt it? problem?
>>62092080Nope:>>62091811
>>62092080Let me be clear, I don’t give a shit about the war and think us presidents have a moral obligation to bomb Motown people in the Middle East at least once during their termI just trade the market
>>62092063I bought on the 27th when stuff was in the dumpster, but only with 15% of my cash reserves.I was keeping the rest back because I expected the draw down to be much more severe, but the market really didn't want to tank this time, kekIt barely went down on bad news and instantly green-dildo'd on hopium headlines.
>The largest attack on Lebanon since the beginning of the war. Reports indicate around 100 hostile airstrikesnothing can stop the israeli's bloodthirst. Ceasefirefags forgot to take that into account
>>62092063Laughing and watching cash line go up while screechers screech about cash line not keeping up with inflation line going up while their gamble line goes down
>>62092063Tell yourself it's up too much and you'll wait for a pullback while QQQ goes allthe way straight up to 700 and then wait again until we get another trump shenanigans dumpThen miss the TACO pump (again) after that because (again)it's too high
>>62092096>nothing can stop the israeli's bloodthirst. Ceasefirefags forgot to take that into accountNo they just chose to ignore it because the truth is inconvenient for propogands
>>62092063im closing my winning calls then selling call spreads at open
>>62092096pretty sure stand down in Lebanon was one of the 10 points. but also from what I understand the ceasefire doesn't apply to Israel on the US.
Being cautious was fine, but you had to be a fucking retard to be a full-on bear. If you panic sold or bet against a recovery, you should put all your money in government bonds because you're worse at managing money than a geriatric.
>>62092080If you call opening the strait for ten tankers a day open you should be laughed off the planet, too bad you missed the moon mission flyby
>>62092086they're trying to get everyone to emotional spill their positions and also narrow their location down. it's creepy. this website is done.
>>62092092CopeThe fees are happening. Every tanker is going the Iranian toll route
>>62092063I am sitting on $90k USD in Vanguard and don't know what to dooooooooooooThinking about sitting it out till we have another pullback
>>62092079You do realize there’s like 10x the amount of people on the sidelines rather than oil baggies right?If you overcook your shorts they’ll come rape you on oil just as much as the baggies got raped.
yoooo
>>62092096Iran's not gonna like that, what did they call them again something the heroic resistance of Lebanon, nice ceasefire btw
>IRAN DEMANDS $1 PER BARREL ON OIL TRANSITING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ — PAYMENT TO BE MADE IN CRYPTOCURRENCY: FTlol
>>62092063I'm coping that private credit is still suffering and we'll see further market CBT
>>62092103I lost money on bonds the last 10 years lolPart of my portfolio was 10 year treasurys and it was a mistake. Not only were the gains shit, but when yields exploded in like 2022 it fucked meI'd rather do fucking shorts for a hedge. I'm never buying treasurys again
is there hope left for oilfags?
>>62092104I'm not calling it open. But Its better than zero tankers a dayTrump and company obviously didn't think this one through and thought Iran would roll over into regime change or something. We got rolled. All we could do was bomb mountain tunnels that they cleared out the tunnels hours later. The second we actually wanted to inflict damage with power plants and stuff, political opposition made it impossible. UK said we couldn't use there bases...etc ..as a reminder a yet to be undetermined amount of Americans died in this debacle for nothing.
If oil goes below $85 I'll unironically buy an oil futures contract and I've never invested in anything in my life.
>>62092111QUI BONO?
>>62092103These mumu larps are getting pretty damn repetitive, hope you guy's are low IQ enough to think people believe it
>>62092113Yuanfags in shambles.Somebody put ray dalio on suicide watch.
>>62092002Shit tier b8. Nobody is this retarded
>>62092116Bibi's bloodlust
Seriously why do third world retards keep betting against America? It makes no fucking sense.
So uhhhh did we forget that BEFORE the war stuff we were already trending down, software was in the shitter because of private credit drying up, AI skepticism was rampant, they were dumping every company even on good earnings, there were worries about interest rates not going down anymore (and now confirmed not dropping anytime soon with the oil spike)NONE of that is fixed and we're back to fucking all time highs like nothing?Has the market ever been more of s fucking NIGGER?
>>62092113Crypto bros we are so fucking back
>>62091769Devalue against what?
>>62092109>If you overcook your shortsI don't gamble, I only invest
okay I unironically just DCAed into oil. average is at 95$ on brent nowwe're going back to 110$
>>62092127Why is my TRUMP coin not $6,000,000 yet, or is he waiting for jeets to sell?
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOB-ACKKKK. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
Just wait for the next higher low, probably end of week or early next week, and sell/trim there depending on your risk tolerance
>>62092134He probably means the euro It's been gaining on the dollar for years
>>62092113this is bullish for crypto
>>62092139Crypto is a scam against retards. Boomer index funds or nothing.
>>62092128It's the fakest pump in the history of the market, the shills they sent in prove it, too low quality to try and sell it, should have mixed in some skeptics instead of these frothing retards
>>62091766>>62091766>>62091766TRUMP SAYS MAY BE JOINT US-IRAN VENTURE FOR HORMUZ TOLLS: ABCThis is the most asinine thing I’ve heard.
The ceasefire has triggered one of the fastest, cleanest “risk-on” pivots you’ll ever see in global markets—and from a purely opportunistic lens, it’s packed with upside.First, the instant repricing of oil is exactly what traders wait for. Crude dropped sharply (double-digit % in a day) as soon as the ceasefire hit, stripping out the geopolitical risk premium that had been inflated during the conflict. This represents an unprecedented opportunity for growth, not just profit from GCC oil refining
>>62092136sorry to tell you this but i just did the same thing even into the same average so it's definitely a losing trade
>ceasefireIsn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62092002He fired them because that whole "pilot rescue" crap on Saturday night was really an attempt to grab uranium. The operation took place 110 miles from where the f-15 was shot down and an hour from Ishafan. We set up a temporary airfield and FOB. Iranians discovered it. Attacked it. None of our shit could take off because of damage so we bombed.He fired those people because of that debacle. Which was pretty much Eagleclaw 2.0We were suppose to snatch uranium from ishafan but it didn't happen
I would gladly sacrifice your entire retirement portfolio in order to kill as many muslims as possible. nothing personal.
>>62092128>>62092150Baggy are you ok?Baggy are you ok?Are you ok baggy?
>>62092120Apparently it's in the 70s right now. All's back to normal nothing to see here guys
>>62092146Looks stable to me.
This is trumps first W in five weeks a fake and gay market pump, bet he wished he stopped at Venezuela, hubris is a bitch ain't it, they're already shilling cuba lol pathetically transparent and desperate shills
>Israel is still beating the shit out of Lebanon>Iran says no cease fire until that stopsIs the market pricing in America telling israel to go fuck itself and making a separate peace treaty? Like the straight is opened but Iran is just allowed to bomb Israel still?
>>62092153No, he didn’t and ABC isn’t reporting on any tolls.
>>62092175>HubrisZhang please
So what are we supposed to do? Buy more puts?
>>62092156the bull nigger brain needs to be studied
>>62092002The argument for long oil doesn't depend on the war currently, the cease fire is market bait to ignore the fact all that oil infrastructure in the gulf is fucked. There's billions in equipment to rebuild that'll take months or years
>>62092176I hope they just delete Israel from the ceasefire
>>62092175Brother, I am a big fan of Professor Jiang but it seems like this time he was wrong...
Someone lied to Trump about the deal. Probably pakis. So when will he find out and angrily threaten genocide again?
Npc redditor still seething about theDonald being shut down, too badYou have to go back, trump tranny
this whole thing is just giving both sides time to move resources around and prepare for the ground invasion
>>62092189Trump lied to himself lol. He thinks Iran agreed to give up nukes, and Iran thinks their agreement includes them.
4 minutes until the GIGA PUMP, im going to Chick-Fil-A for brekky anyone want anything?
>>62092178>>62092188Uhohs, the bots broke
>>62092199>The drive thru chick, plz.
>>62092199Have a taco. Have two.
WHAT DO I BUY NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
news
>>62092180What a drought of earnings reports
>>62092202Would you call it hubris to double down on your favorite grade school teacher after he was this wrong?
>>62092172Major currencies take decades to move significantly. It's not something that happens overnight. The dollar used to be $1.50 euro. Now it's $.90 euro
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
I want to buy a put on a stock that I know is dogshit, but I have never done it before. How does this work exactly? I can sell the put itself once its in the money and before expiration right? I really dont want to excercise it but I understand that auto-happens only on the last day if its ITM right?Once it excercises, then what if I don't actually have the shares? Is it like an auto-short at my strike price and I can just rebuy at current price?
>>62092212Based based based. Lets go.
>>62092199Yeah get me a spicy chicken biscuit and a cute blonde girl with a fat ass working the drive through.
Anybody has experience with blowing up their accounts? I feel so completely lost right now. I didn't know I could feel this despair.
>>62092212Green dildo UP YOUR ASS
>>62092212LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62092209Come fix your bot
The funny thing is that oil short jeep STILL lost money because he shorted too early. Imagine being on the right side of a double digit move and still losing money
>>62092220cute
>>62092218No, because I'm not retarded enough to put all my net worth into gambling positions.
FUCKING GLORIOUS, i’m only 25, how do I not get divorce raped frens? My social circle thinks im poor cause I don’t go out as much as them.
>>62092211Read the graph. That is from 2000 onward. It's flat.
>>62092218Yes. It stings like a bitch, but you need to learn from this that you are not rich enough to gamble. Gambling is a luxury that only degenerately rich people have.
my oil long is fucked
>>62092226Prenup
uh ohmarket busting down the opening
>>62092207Strait's closedCeasefire endedAHAHAHAHAHATrump humiliated
>>62092224I understand your insults. This is 4chan and many of you are nihilists. It is what it is. But if anybody has experience blowing up their account I would like to hear how you got through that
>>62092207OhOh no
>>62092220STOP POSTING THING YOU FUCKING BASTARD
>>62092184I was gonna use chatgpt to generate a response but I'd rather not waste all that electricitt
>>62092218I just blew up like 60% of my account value so kind of
SOXL
>>62092219Why are trump trannies so fucking gay
>everything green except shitflixguess what i hold :))iran nuke america already
>>62092207JANNY PLEASE BAN HIM DELETE THIS MY LLM IS BUYING THE OIL DIP AHJJJ
>>62092243Go away jew
>>62092239Well if you had ceasefire lasts less than 24 hours on your bingo card looks like you are a winner boss.
buy every dip. nothing short of nuclear war will drop index's lower than 20% from highs and even then everyone will just stop caring about the news and buy the dip anyway. holy fucking shit just buy every dip you fucking retards.>CCL had record year>down 30% bc I dunno news about Muslims or something>ahhh its going to be nuclear war>+15% in afterhours bc a Twitter post or some shitthis market is unbelievably homosexual and trans companies are not allowed to fail. long NFLX
>>62092240Did you feel the despair? How did you deal with it? Thanks for your kind reply.
>>62092218>>62092229The larp never ends or gets believable
>Inb4 it just crabs all day because the casino is empty.
SANDISKGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?
>>62092205>SOXLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING EXIT LIQUIDITY
>he bought ze ceasefire
>+9% in premarketWhat happened this time?, anyway my job is done, time to play some Yakuza 0
>MU moving like a shitcoinI don't want to complain because i am with a big green dick now, but holy shit
>soxl up 20%Lol I ain't buying that shit get the fuck out of here
>>62092239Uhoh, ceasefire bros Not like this
>>62092260>buy after 70% in 2 days bro
>>62092267kek
>>62092263BABE
If you don't have the shares, you're fine. By buying a put, you've purchased the OPTION to sell at strike price. If you don't have anything to sell, nothing happens. You just want that contract to be more valuable, which it will be if price moves in your favor (the OPTION to sell at that price will be more appealing to people).So you're the one that bought the option. You have OPTIONS in life, now. The person who sold you the option has no control and just waits to see if you exercise.
>>62092249Zion DonHello???
>>62092253Well, I just kind of accepted it as gone and that people have lost more and kept moving so I can too.
FUCKING WALLSTREET PUT HUMANS BEHIND THE DECISIONS NO MORE ALGOS YOU FUCKSANYONE THAT'S EVER DEALT WITH HIM KNOWS 'TWO WEEKS' MEANS NOTHING, HE SAYS THAT FOR EVERYTHING WHY THE FUCK IS SHIT AND PISS UP ALMOST 3% FUCKING KILL EVERY BANKER USING AI TO DECIDE STOCK MOVEMENTS."OH YES THE PRESIDENT SAYS CEASEFIRE TO THE MOON THE MARKET!" UNPLUG THESE KLANKERS AND PUT HUMANS BACK THAT CAN SEE IT'S ALL LIES
>>62092275>>62092275>>62092275>>62092275
>>62092271Jews maldind
>>62092213Sorry, see >>62092270
>>62092276Never gonna happen.its meant to steal your money. Which is why you set a stop after your up
>>62092252I agree bro, just buy. I’ve been immune to FUD for awhile now.
>>62092280Another broken bot
>>62092213As long as you buy options you can't lose more than you spent.If you SELL options the loss ceiling is infinite
>>62092234>Calling others nihilistic whilst engaging in financial nihilism yourself>Do people really?
>liquidated boboposting intensity at 300%This board is filled with jeets that have 0 invested and just cheer when the market goes down
>>62092177>>62092177>>62092177Yes he did
>>62092207Market doesn't care about some literally who
>>62092226make all your money before you get married, not during the marriage
>>62092344>Eurotards refuse to secure the strait>Agree to pay tolls to Iran>tfw they're paying AmericaAll roads lead back to my wallet.
My portfolio is at atm despite still being down on etfs. Sndk pumping my holes.
>>62092063I put another 20k in voo last week
>stock market goes downpeople get scared and dont buy???>shit recoverspeople buy?????what compels ANYONE to do this?
>>62092443Idk I buy every week no matter what
>>62091766strait status?
>>62092536closed.
dire straits
>>62092536Money = NothingChicks = Free
I see oil is back at prices unseen since last week
