Bibi's reaction when he found out about the ceasefire edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious: >>62093064
FUCKING KEKJEWS WON
>>62093736holy shit I'm so fucked, this pump is unbelievable
>>62093740
>Microsofto trannies are erasing all gains. This is bullish.
SPX/SPY PUMP TO 7000/700!?!?!?
BIBI DID THIS
>>62093740so essentially this whole thing was just manipulation to get WTI to go back under 100 like on march 9th
>>62093740Why are so many bimbos employed by the White House?
>>62093736>tesla is not able to stay green even on a day like this>bleeding out all dayElon-bros, is it going back to 150? did we get meme'd on?
Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.
clown rollercoaster market
>>62093750Something is rotting.
>>62093750I almost believed it this time because Iran agreed. How they got them to agree I do not know. Every time I think there's no way for them to get the price back down they manage to pull something out of the bag. It's amazing honestly.
sold my SPY calls for 4x and sold naked SOXL calls exactly at the daily picotop. I'm a god among men I trade on nothing but pure animal instinct
dividends won
>>62093740It must be fake news, oil is still 95 bucks, so it's basically over. Trump surrendered. He's done.
The sad part is someone will read this and think it's a good strategy because all the people who did this and lost everything killed themselves instead of posting about it on the internet.
>>620937634chan chuddies have been aware of the clown world for so long, yet not one of us has taken any actual action on this. What makes you think normies will?People are getting desensitised to accept more and more fucked up things
>>62093762Just trade it bro.The market was obviously overbought this morning, so you buy puts or short and wait a few days and see what happens. When things looks dire and you're loaded with puts, you buy a couple oom lotto ticket calls with short expiration to hedge a potential squeeze up.
>>62093752Trump is a looksmaxxer who recognises game.
>MSFT
>>62093752they don't have harems in pakistan?
>>62093775This is what I unironically believe. That only women considered hot get promoted in America. The mystery is why does this not happen in the UK. All the women in our government are 60 years old with cropped hair.
>futuresRISE UPFEEL THE FIREhttps://youtu.be/6Yf1zcEGzOE
>>62093740leavitt is as disgusting as levin, loomer and trump, desu.
>>62093779So many baggers selling on a small pump
>>62093765subscribed, please help me oh lord
hormussy status?
>>62093740>l-literally thrown in the garbageWhy did you agree to it then?
>>62093783Ugliness is peak britbong culture. Never change, Gav.
>>62093789Civilization: still alive
is the strait still 100% closed and the war continuing on as if nothing changed? Any news since last night?
>blindingly obvious performative ceasefire>israel making visible moves to keep the conflict going>market is up 2.5% anywayclown market
>>62093750Needed to boost Republican numbers for yesterday's runoff elections
>>62093789Like a pre pubescent slit.That's why the Epstein army is obsessed with it.
>>62093795The fact that this hasn't turned into a complete total war and Trump has been revealed to been bluffing is enough to send the stocks soaring.
Short oil sisters, this doesn't feel like a cease fire
>>62093792Yet it's still impossible to get laid here.
>all green day>wonder why software is crashing>Anthropic just casually nuked everyoneoh that's whyhttps://x.com/claudeai/status/2041927687460024721
Will CPI be bearish?
How did $AG go from up 8% premarket to red all the while WTI stays down 15%?
>>62093794USS Boxer ARG with ~2,500 Marines of the 11th MEU arrived in Hawaii around March 31, en route to a possible Middle East mission (Stars and Stripes) . The Boxer departed San Diego about 3 weeks ahead of schedule (Times of San Diego) , so it could reach the CENTCOM area roughly mid-to-late April.USS Theodore Roosevelt departed San Diego on April 2 for pre-deployment training and is expected to potentially head to the Middle East later this spring to relieve the Abraham Lincoln (National Today) . That's likely a May–June arrival timeframe.Ship spotters in San Diego also reported USS George H.W. Bush left Norfolk for deployment (Stars and Stripes) , which was previously reported as bound for the region.
>>62093795>war in the middle eastok but how does this affect US markets personally?
>>62093808It will be the CPI that changed the stock market as we know it.
>>62093800He's just resetting the 60 day counter lol. Also Iran wants to keep its' uranium while the congress doesn't, Trump is trying to force them to approve his war
niggas. why are we so fucking retarded. why do we short when its the obvious move... market go up.honestly why the fuck is it go up? any theories or rationale?
>>62093811please just say yes or no I am fucking TILTED rn
>>62093812No tarrif free aluminium shipments out of straits of hormuz at time when when Canadian aluminium is tarrifed and Russian aluminium is still sanctioned
>>62093811Looking at how things are going I doubt the ceasefire lasts until Boxer and the new CSG is in the area, guessing that what's the 2 weeks are for
>>62093789>>62093798
>>62093816market needed copium, trump provided some, now we wait until the worries set in again
>>62093816>
>>62093821sounds like a problem for KO boomer who needs aluminum it doesnt even transmit electricity
>>62093813I hope it crashes gold to 3000 so i can buy.
>>62093736You did but the oil dip? Right anon??
>>62093740holy based
WE BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62093808It will be cooked as always.The bag of chips will be 20% smaller containing 30% less chips and will go up 5%, and they’ll say this is 3% inflation and adjust it to 4.5% later.
>>62093820Yes. And nothing will happen until mid April when USA got a crazy big fleet in the gulf.
oils going to crab upwards with the market but underperforming the market.
Oil is moving again. Not through the straight but up! Did Baron get his call?
>>62093810oil went up briefly which has an inverse effect on all things metals
I trust captain orange to fumble around and cause another huge dip so I can position appropriately instead of retardbuying this pop
Get ready for your daily dose of orange nigger.
>>62093811The MEU is the biggest red herring because you can't even take ten basements in the Donbas with this infantry force.
Another rich Asian bimbo bites the dust. Between her and Solemani's niece it is a good day for bitter incel trannies.
Canadians unite! Let's dig a pipeline to the weat coast so we can save the world.
>>62093843they're american marines, they're worth 10 iranians each cause we put 100x more money into our military OORAH
With jews you ____?
Oil barons firmly entering redemption arc
imagine being a panican right now
>הוא חזר פנימה?>תעיף את זה
Thanks for the oil dip, orange tard
>>62093850>my oil position is green againwoah
He's back.
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASETHIS IS YOUR CHANGE TO PUMP ITDO A SURPRISE ATTACK NOWLOWER THE RATES IMMEDIATELYWE CAN GO EVEN HIGHERJEROME
>>62093814>He's just resetting the 60 day counter lol.Wait, does that work? Is Trump going to pretend it works like that?>Epic fury ended April 8th, it was a great operation. Some would say it was the greatest, most successful operation ever with all the goals we achieve.>On April 9th we informed congress about operation MAGA fury, which we intend to wrap up in 60 days, but with our great troops it will be only a week or two.
Shit sucks it wants to dump but they won't let it.Contrast that with yesterday when it wanted to pump and I made 4x on otm power hour calls.
>>62093853>tfw want a corded telephone as part of my efforts to pretend I'm still living in 1996 but have to get house rewired
>>62093843They're not there for holding basements
That was the bottom, you'll be given another opportunity to buy tomorrow until we cruise to 850 SPY for the rest of the year.
>>62093847umm sorry you're going to have to cough up an extra 500 billion looneys worth of mouthwash for the native environmental stewards before you can go raping mother earth like that
it was nice knowing you all
>>62093858The worst part is that I can't tell if fake or not
Frens do I keep my company ESPP stock or sell? It already got like discounted by 50% by market forces but the fundamentals are still freaking good.
>>62093814nah that would be unarguably illegal there's nothing in the books to support such a move however I've already positioned myself accordingly it's clear the marker is going to continue responding to everything trump does like a mentally deranged female
>>62093860my place is still wired for phones in every room but I want to replace it all with cat cable
>>62093872is there something in the books that says you can't do that? if there isn't a cooldown period mandated by law then it's inherently legal
Someone is going to remember the rules today.
Quite a tumultuous last week, I was pretty overconfident yesterday because of the oil pump but the ceasefire caught me off guard. Even that can only bring me back to the starting position though, I'm excited for what's to come
>>62093876yeah they have to pull out first it's quite clear on that and they're hanging around as trump clearly said
>>62093872Even if he can't get the cooldown, congress needs to sign off on that peace deal and none of them want a nuclear Iran, which is part of the IRGC'S demands. Trump is telling congress to either fully abandon the middle east and surrender everything to Iran or approve more war, and I'm pretty certain which one gets picked
>>62093871i always sell half of my company's option grants so i can feel regret no matter what happens
>>62093882they pulled out of the hormussy on like day 2 thoughwasit
>>62093885You guys have jobs?
>>62093890You're guys?
>tfw loaded up on shorts because TRVMP is too predictable and it's free moneyMVH OPTIMISMMVH HOPEMVVVVH CEASEFIRE
>>62093885kek I'm bag holding like 5000 shares on the outside hope my old employer gets acquired by someone but the private equity dream is fading to dust as that market threatens to go tits up.
I just bougted some oil. This all seems fake and gay, and I want to profit from it.
>Choose oil or Israel, America!DADDY HAS SPOKEN.
Very bullish message. Short i'll
just put in $75 each on vdy and xeqt in my tfsacanadian bros any advice
>>62093752>Bimbos are bad nowI don't want to live in this world anymore
LMAOOAOAOAOAIAOAOAOOAOAO
>>62093904I hate bimbos because they live life on easymode while being as dumb as rocks.
>>62093898Holy based. Too bad there is no choice at all. If Trump doesn't play ball with Israel all of the files will be released immediately.
>>62093892we're all guys here babe penelope isnt real she can't suck you
>>62093752to suck some old man dicks
>>62093890jobs are for chuds and losers
>>62093904>some 50 yo-looking roastie bitch>simping for itget some standards. average 30 yo chink girls mog her into oblivion.
>>62093912>implying they couldn't get a few kids in through the hole in the east wing
>>62093913Jobs are for plebbitors
>>62093898>Let's have a ceasefire except Israel so that Iran can't hit american bases and only hit Israel so Israel can intercept everything so nothing happensThat's basically a return to status quo except now Iran has all its leadership killed, powerplants and bridges destroyed and lots of civilians killed.If this is a ceasefire-except-israel then Iran is committing suicide, it means they backed off and americans can just get ready to hit them again in a few months or weeks. All those oil prices for absolutely nothing lmao.I should have known Iran is a loser country who wants extinction.
>>62093914>through reiterated divinations the image of the simulacrum becomes increasingly disconnected from the source of the representationand timmies fall for it lmao
>>62093898The golem must obey its master. War and 150$ oil it is then.
You guys ARE buying the oil dip right?Israel is already breaking the ceasefire.
>>62093914That's my point. Get a boob job and wear too much makeup and the give you a top White House job. Roasties can't fail.
>>62093904They don't make bimbos like they used to, sad!
>>62093789closed
PLTR baggies, will we ever recover from this?
>>62093921I already full ported oil like a month ago. I keep getting heemed on my for funsies options account though because I bought short-dated options, going to switch to monthlies and bring it back
I'm getting back into PBR calls hold my dick
>>62093740lmfao I'm gonna slurp oil.
>>62093921I'll do it tomorrow
I don't trust this pump babe, it all seems a bit too easy
>>62093918>if this is a ceasefireIran is already threatening to break it cause Israel bombed Lebanon even harder after the deal. They're gonna use this as evidence of Iran refusing our generous deal, after which the draft will be popular. Zoomers will line up by the millions to fight the good fight
>>62093871Msft? Lol lmao
>>62093927I already reduced my position months ago. Sucks seeing it beaten down but that's why you diversify
>>62093736How are all the oil baggies feeling?
Boughted SPY $650p 4/20This bitch going straight to $700 now
>>62093943If that happened, professor Jiang's thesis would end up being correct
>>62093943Generation ZOG.
Soon.
You have 5 minutes to buy SPY calls
I hope you enjoyed the temporary pump, mumus. Too bad the pools closed once again and the ceasefire is off.
>>62093947$660p*
>>62093943I can't wait for the first videos to be released of some broccoli cut getting FPV droned
>>62093949>Professor JiangDidn't someone say he lost all his savings and had to move back in with his parents after listening to this guy?
Why are you guys saying Iran is threatening to cancel the deal?Israel bombed Tehran a few hours ago. The ceasefire is done.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/08/ceasefire-iran-war-lebanon.htmlMarkets are still coping because they believe israel will act rationally for the world.
>>62093953You better sell nigga
>>62093927I just sold my calls. Wish I had been looking at my phone at market open so I could have dumped them for 4x their sold value.Fucking piece of absolute shit stock. Never touching it again.
>>62093953Pic related,Flipped this morning rinse repeat
>>62093957deadass no cap
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62093959This will result in the US distancing itself from Israel
>>62093961Lol bulls got rugged too fast to even look at their phones.
>>62093958it was me, brother. I still have 2k left.
>>62093959>israelEven the white house is giving conflicting answers about the ceasefire. Trump posts the official statement from iran about how the US has accepted the 10 point deal, and then the next day the trump admin is saying that the 10 point deal is completely unrealistic and not happening. There is no fucking way that everything will be fine and the market is gonna go back to normal.
>>62093968+9.5%
>>62093871Unless there is a mad discount I would never ever buy additional stocks in the company I work at. Also I always sell all RSUs the moment they vest. Take your wage, assign some theoretical value it would have in your portfolio if it was an income generating investment. Unless you are already filthy rich it will be a huge percentage of your portfolio, which is shit diversification wise. So if the company goes poop in the worst case you not only lose your job but your also left holding bags of stocks that dumped.
>>62093968Today: +3.89%This Week: +4.59%This Month: +6.61%This Year: -5.82%quite the V
>>62093968
>>62093968-£150. I cope by saying I haven't lost any money until I sell.
>>62093969yeah just two more weeks until we abandon Israel
>>62093959>Israel bombed Tehran a few hours ago. The ceasefire is done.The cease fire didn't include either of these countries. But yes it's all over anyway. -5% tomorrow morning.Also Trump has just been diagnosed with ligma
>>62093968+3.38% despite PLTR taking a massive shit again. I'll probably start getting rid of it soon as well.
>>62093736>wanna get into nasdaq>entire AI bubble risk of collapsingfuck
>>62093969Jesus forbids this
>>62093968+0.00%
>>62093968+4.63%. Also sold OMEX at open for a quick 2x.
>>62093983Pray tell anon, might you explain to me what this ligma ailment might be? It sounds serious!
>>62093971What did your parents say?
>>62093953Absolutely not. I only do SPY 0dte
>>62093989ligma jewish blackmailer's balls LMAO GOTTEM
>>62093979i also made $91 trading
>>62093968+4% not counting AH movement yesterday. I am now back up to +20% for the year after being even last week. I will slowly crawl back up
>>62093992Based
>>62093997The rich just get richer, anon.
Had my first retard short dated options win today. Bought 10 680 4/9 C yesterday around open for .11. Queued sale this morning for .95 and they filled at 1.58. This is probably bad for my long term returns.
>>62093991I haven't told them yet. I've already paid the rent for april and may, so I will have to go back in June. I have enough for food, so I'll just try to meditate and calm my nervous system. Yesterday was brutal.
>>62093759Tesla is boring.SpaceX is all the rage now.
>>62093968I am mostly sidelined waiting for a good entry.Waiting for the news tonight about how Israel is fucking shit up again so that tomorrow we can resume the dump.
>>62093969Only works if they don't have Epstein pdf pictures of half the congress
>>62093968+9.78 poo cent today, more or less the same for the week so farI didn't get back into Micron quite soon enough but I'm glad I'm back in regardless
>>62093765>sold naked SOXLOh lord
>>62094005It will be a pullback but Israel being combative is a known factor
New normal
>>62093772>goyim keep on dealing>real worlders keep on reelingI'm such a lyrical gangster.
I bought puts on INTC, theres no way this optimism can survive earnings, its still a company with shit fucking financials
>>62094015>tradersyou mean Bannon
>>62094015>tradersDo they mean Trump's buddies?
>>62094015>tradersNew slur for jews just dropped
>>62093914Long legged coltish Asians do not exist outside of CCCP propaganda.I have checked, extensively>>62094003I cannot wait to short.Oh it will go up BIGLY, driven through the stratosphere by Reddit luxury gay space communism eschatology.But reality will set in.Space is dead and poisonous and radioactive and filled with relativistic bullets flying in ever direction.There is absolutely nothing of value in space until you can break the speed of light, which you can’t, as evidenced by the total lack of ayyys for 7 gorillion years.
>>62094017Nigger hasn't seen the 200-series Plus refresh
>>62093978>this anon might go green this yearNo way this market would allow it, therefore the pain trade is down.
>>62094002I'm not one to encourage gambling especially after a big loss but it's fairly obvious that the ceasefire is dead. Therefore it may still be possible to flip your last 2k.
>>62094023Fucking kekd
>>62094015Nothing strange here, just a couple of lucky anons that followed the advice of shorting oil.
>>62094025the chips are OK but they don't matter because they are still fabbing them in Taiwan and the pump is solely due to news of partnership with a nigger who famously doesn't get shit like this doneTeraFab is never going to get built
>>62094031It's over you're going to get your puts printed
>>62093968I made about a grand. +0.25%
>>62094015hard to call it insider trading when the taco trade is so well known and was frontrun to shit
>>62093968+1.33%I expected more from such a green day but still, not bad! Hopefully it will continue
> futures
>>62094007I think this will prove to be false but if we continue supporting Israel for no conceivable reason then I guess it must be true
>>62094028Anon, you should stop encouraging him>>62094002You will buy in again and sell in panic, this isn't meant to be derisory but you're emotionally invested so you'll act on emotions. You shouldn't have entered this bet without being prepared to lose everything, ffs you're betting that the USA os gonna be retarded and keep escalating the war. Either set absolute entry and exit conditions so you don't fumble again, or stop trading until you can come back with a calmer mind
why didn't the market dump despite the ceasefire being pretty much done for?The Iranian head of parliament already accused the allied forces of violating the deal while Israel is invading Iran and bombing Tehran
>>62094044The oil market is already recovering.The general market is still controlled by algos (and a few retarded boomers) that actually believe the President of the United States and Israel aren't insane lunatics.
>>62094038Ayo this nigga saved a thumbnail
>>62094044Because jews
if you're gambling on the politics of trump you're retarded, there's literally a cohort of his adminstration/family/friends trading on inside info of political volatility
Please fucking tell me BiBi is in the doghouse? Literally every president before trump told him to kick rocks.
>>62094002god bless many of us are still in the red after many years, i only recently got back to breakeven after spending my first several years losing money but i watched markets all day every day and now i can make profitable trades 90% of the time playing 0dtes, but i take profit early and fast so thats why the win rate is high
>>62094053give me some taco-insulated tickers
the IRGC telegram just posted this with some arab song> On the day we unleash the great punishment, indeed, we will take revenge.[Al-Dukhan:16]BUY TECH BUY TECH THE V RECOVERY IS HERE!!!!!!! AI TO THE MOOOOOOOOON
>>62094042I used to think gamblers who chased losses were crazy. Now I understand. The thought of going back to being broke is unbearable. May as well roll the dice for one last chance if that's your future anyway.
>>62093740Good. The 10 point plan was fucking retarded.
>>62094044The market can ignore reality longer than......umm.........longer than.........well it just can.
>>62093968+6%
>>62094053yeah it's quite obvious with the comically HUEG volume of trades just prior to events that can only be known by the inner circle
>>62094053I'm not, I'm gambling on the fact that 20% of global oil production has been vaporized
>>62094059Based retard
>>62094058That sounds bearish doe
How does he get away with so much fucking shit?!?!
>>62094044The past two days have been the most extensive in your face cases of market manipulation in two decades.Yesterday in the verge of dropping nukes, we went totally flat.Today after news the ceasefire the market was totally flat.You should pull all of your money out of this market immediately unless you are literally insane.Pumping isn’t free, you will be harvested at a date very soon to pay for it, and as it has nothing to do with reality, you have now way of knowing when this will happen.You will simply wake up one morning and find yourself worth 20% less on no news.I’m fucking around with 30k rest cash, but if you actually have your life savings in this you’re insane.
>>62094056Thanks for the encouragement, brother. We have to keep learning, trying and gaining experience. There are a lot of nihilists that want to bring men down but we can't let them.Godspeed, brother. I'm happy for your win ratio. Those are some amazing numbers.
>>62093736WHAT DOES HE SEE IN THAT IMAGE???
>>62094054Bibi is in the White House him and hundreds of other zionists.
>>62094066BUY BUY BUYJUST BUY THE NEXT STOCKLINE WILL GO UP AND GREEN AAAAHHJJ I NEED MORE QUARTERLY PROFITS GO UP AAAAAA
>>62094067lmaolet the goyim deal with the ceasefire
>>62094067Christians
>>62094067in all fairness there's no reason Hezbollah should be allowed to exist I've been hearing about their terrorist ops since the late 90s
>>62094075Ceasefires are for pussies boss.
>>62094058I don't like Persian script. Looks like bloody slashes, even moreso than regular Arabic script. Spoken it sounds a lot better than Arabic though.
>>62093968+3.02%, also lucky despite PLTR taking a bit fat shit just like >>62093984
>>62094044> implying the "ceasefire" was why markets pumped today
niggers
>>62094037This wasn't a TACO though, it was full on surrender. Expecting the deadline to get pushed back was fine, but literally no one expected Trump to just agree to all of Iran's demands.
>>62094063yeah like a 500 million dollar call 10 minutes before Trump tweeted about ceasefire and before it was public knowledge. that's just taco trading
>Hello I am trump>Ceasefire is engaged>things will return to before this fuckup>we will not protect israel and will remove allied bases if they continue to violate itIt is that fucking easy.Holy shit dude, israel is such a fucking liability. They offer NOTHING.
>>62094088It was purely technicals the real ones know..
>>62094069What choice do I have? Live with nothing but 3k savings for the rest of the year? Sure if I had 30 grand I'd just cash out and spend a few of it on travelling while I wait for all of this to blow over. You are an out-of-touch faggot.
>>62093968+4% today, +12%ytd, +128% since inception.>>62094069It's ok you can watch from the chair while I do it.
Now the real question is if Trump expected this ceasefire to last for the full 2 weeks
>>62094075Kek
>>62094093Israel is the unskinkable aircraft carrier or something
>>62094070it took time and thousands of trades but its a lot easier than most people think. the last six months have been really easy to trade quick in and outs. its probably gonna continue to be a traders market for the foreseeable futurebest advice i can give you is take trades off sooner and that problems dont age welltake gains quickly. if you close positions when they are winning, then you are winning. resist the allure of homeruns. use straddles for big binary events. use spreads when vix is high
>>62094093>They offer NOTHING.Cursing Israel gets you cursed. This is why you're poor kiddo.
>>62094023>>62094029"TRADERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be TRADERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE TRADERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the 0dte calls circulated through his powerful thick portfolio and washed away his (merited) fear of traders after market hours. "With a portfolio, you can trade anytime you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>62094097When was your inception.....
>>62094090taco at this point is just the word to describe when hes gonna not do the thing hes threatening and markets are expected to receive this as favorable
>>62094069>The past two days have been the most extensive in your face cases of market manipulation in two decades.Oh shut the fuck up!None of the outstanding debt and currency that brought the big indices to their previous ATHs have been destroyed or vanished during this "war."Quite the contrary, as new debt and currency were created as usual, even during this "war."What do you think would happen?Stock prices continuously decreasing while debt and currency increases unabated?Don't be ridiculous.If debt/currency creation doesn't reverse, we will eventually see the big indices reaching new ATHs again. (same with housing as seen in the case shiller indices)
WDEF
Well, it's finally time.After 2 years of being a neet and having to make retarded bets with my $100k to make rent money, I now have a cushy job lined up. $100k, pension matching, healthcare, time off, professional development credits, workplace protections. It's near my parents place in a secondary market too so I can walk to work and live rent free while I look for a reasonably priced house and then coast to retirement like a boomer. Time to go permabull and collect my 8% per year.Those who are about to baghold, I salute you.
>>62094101israel's a bunch of neurotic retards that don't realize the reason they've had so much success in the past decades is plausible deniability and being mostly hidden in their influence. They're self-destructing but a lot of people mistake israel revealing themselves as coming to power rather than the final sputter. Still have to watch out for their nukes though lolI'm sure they've got a bunch of other dirty tricks too, won't go quietly.
>>62094097>half eaten by inflation>2 days can take care of the restGood luck. You cannot argue markets reflect reality after the past two days.It’s an untenable position.Your only hope is that bankers and fund managers won’t screw you.Good luck.
>>62094115wow what the war is overRight guys?
>>62094117Nice ARG
Summarize the iran war and put donald trump in a good spot light
>>62094127Israeli's died and it was his fault
>>62094127@grok
>>62094121>ou cannot argue markets reflect reality after the past two days.The market IS reality bobo. The goyim can Google whatever they want, it wont change the fact that you're POOR. Better luck next time.
>>62094127No one was brave enough to tackle the terrorist regime, whose leader the UAE described as "the new Hitler"
>>62094110People are selling out.You will be punished for your wellfarequeenisn, as slaves begging for gibs and free lunches always are.
