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Just slave meaninglessly for 40 years bro, it will all be over in a flash! Every single day blends in, weeks into months, months into years, years into decades. The good news: when you're finally old and exhausted with your best years behind you, you can finally enjoy a few years of freedom before you die of cancer. Sad!
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>>62094603
At least he has a wife
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>>62094610
True
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>>62094639
>>62094610
>Implying that's a good thing
The joke is that his sadness is added onto the fact that he's married and has no life
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you should try retardmaxxing
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>>62094648
D: D: D:

>>62094665
any tips?
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i chose to drop out of high school at 16, i moved in with my at the time girlfriend so we could have lots of sex, we did lots of drugs and when we broke up i moved out I ended up living with some friends where I worked as a chef and went to music festivals and then also did lots of drugs and had lots of sex and then I'd also hook up with the servers lmao because that was ezpz and I pr much did a cycle of that my entire 20s and then I turned 28 went back to college (a good one) for cs got a tech job at 34 and now im 38 and own a home and have kids

lmao ur sad life skill issue
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just spend your life shitposting and jerking off bro! so much better than making something of your existence! think of all the anime you can watch bro!
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>>62094693
>skill issue
Reddit post
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>he doesn't find purpose in working
Life is work. You work to live. Mommy doesn't take care of you forever.
Go take a group of people outside of civilization and find out how much work it takes to live.
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>>62094603
This is why I "retired" at 32. Unfortunately now I'm 35 and still haven't started a family and haven't dated since I was 18. This is a pretty big problem.
Almost tempted to find a young single mom willing to let me breed her six times so I can at least reproduce while I take care of her baggage.
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>>62094693
You won. GIWTWM
I am pretty rich at 30 but I would give up my nw to redo my 20s like how you did. Maybe I wouldn't be a friendless khhv then
>>62094833
Did you make enough? I'm still not so rich I can retire, unless I moved to Pattaya or something.
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>>62094603
Work is natural to all beings. Our mistake is meaningless or wasteful work, there are too many useless jobs in which you make useless shit.
If we simply stopped chasing capital and instead chased progress we'd have to work a lot less.
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>>62094843
You need less than you think honestly, especially if you live frugally. I traveled all over Europe (cheaply) for like two years and then moved somewhere cheap in America. I started with 200k in bitcoin and just rode it up and down selling bits and pieces here and there. Currently I'm in cash waiting for a good entry point back in to bitcoin (40-50k) and I'll have recouped all the bitcoin I spent during that time.

Keep in mind that investments will grow over time so even a modest amount will grow with you and you can adjust your spending to be less than your growth. Look into FIRE. The community around it is gay and leddit but the math checks out.
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>>62094603
ive had 4 jobs at 2 companies in 2 states in 9 years. i am moving to a 3rd company and 5th job in a 3rd state in a few weeks. all for more money and learning new things.

life is what you make of it.
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>>62094916
What's it like being actually retarded?
holy shit
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>>62094648
Ok chud
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>>62094693
Good for you, but you got lucky as fuck and got your job during the most anomalous hiring market in history anon. Had you been off by a year, you'd likely still be looking for one or settled for a very mediocre one.
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>>62095302
I think it's you who is retarded and I also think you have a meaningless ass job.
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>>62094603
I'm so fucking tired of seeing millennials and zoomers bitch about how they can't be as good of consoomer goys as their parents.
You whiny little faggots realize that if you exercised some self-control you could build generational wealth for your progeny to live increasingly well-off.
Just like the boomers you hate so much, though, you don't want to make even the slightest sacrifice which is why your bloodline will be IMPOVERISHED DEBT SLAVES FOREVER
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>>62094648
"Muh wife" jokes are only funny to boomers because they still had some semblance of a normal society in which it was still possible to find love.
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>>62094603
>suffer long-term work
>suffer investment research so you can retire way earlier
choice is clear
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>>62094693
>skill issue
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>>62094603

Alternatively you could just do something for humanity that has you set for life.

It's your fault if your a wage slave. It's true that nepo babies have it easier than you, but the smartest of us succeed regardless of how poor they start out.
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>>62094648
nice cope
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>>62094603
If you weren't part of the top 10% in 2025, you're lower class
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>>62096572
>doing something for humanity somehow equates to creating generational wealth
Are you 12
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>>62094693
So your parents had money.
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>>62096866

Are you a retard? If not, then do what I said. If so, then go to work wagie. Simple as.
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>>62094693
today's episode of "Things that never happened"
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>>62094603
>when you're finally old and exhausted with your best years behind you
We are lucky to be born in an era where knowledge and technology is available to keep yourself healthy into old age. 70 is unironically the new 50, 50 is the new 40, 40 is the new 30.
If you manage to retire early by 50, you have 20 years of good life ahead of you. If you retire by 40 then you basically won in life. The few who can retire before 40 are gods among men.
>>62094610
Humans are not biologically monogamous. We are literally built to get bored of each other after a few months. Him having a wife is even worse unless it is an open marriage.
>but muh loving old couples
Are an anomaly and are only possible because of our high intellect.



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