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short oil
There is a reason we seem to be hearing about two completely different ceasefire agreementsTrumps NPD and cognitive decline mean that he isn't actually deal with the real Iran that exists in the real world with the rest of us but instead a fantasy Iran that he has constructed in his head - this is the "much more reasonable regime" that he keeps talking about in his tweetsWhen he was handed Irans demands he immediately decided that they were untenable but instead of refusing he simply invented a new set of fantasy demands and agreed to those instead. Since the Pakistanis had no idea of this they reported to the Iranians that trump had agreed to the ceasefire proposal as is and that's where we are now.As reality begins to conflict with the narcissistic fantasy in trumps mind he will begin feeling increasingly persecuted and betrayed (you can already see this coming through in his most recent tweets) and he will eventually lash out in anger by either resuming the bombing of Iran or otherwise doing something equally stupid and destructive
So what exactly does desu mean and why is it used to replace "to be honest" because i'm on my second japanese lesson and it doesn't seem to literally mean that
long oil
AMD
Sneak oil and grease out your neighbours car hubs.
>>62095575It means desu desu
is there anything more comfy than trading oil after a TACO? it's just free money
>>62095580ah i see>t. doesn't get it at all
>>62095574
>>62095575It's more like sincerely in a friendly way desu
>>62095567Does anybody do futures trading on Robinhood?
high oil benefits no one not even the oil bag barrel holders
will there be a second day to oil price decreases?
drink oil
>>62095572buy tech
>>62095575>>62095584friendly/casual
>>62095589Inshallah
>>62095586it did send oil stocks substantially higher. thats good if investing is about making money.
Do not buy tech
>>62095574more likely scenario>trump is retarded and didn't realize how much the 10 point plan favors iran>unironically believes that he can talk them into making the strait a "joint venture" where the US also gets the toll money (he's outright said this multiple times)>after the official announcement everyone agrees that such a peace deal would be such a huge embarrassment to the US that it would signal the end of the country as a superpower>trump sees this, thinks "oh shit i didnt realize that", and then pretends that there is secretly a completely different peace deal that he agreed to that's way better because it's the only way to save face without admitting that he's retarded
>>62095595Then they dump and you get liquidated. Then they go back up to lower highs and everyone still loses cause high oil ruins everything. Cost of everything you buy goes up. Inflation gets worse. Shortages start and you can't even buy the overpriced things with your reduced buying power. High oil is a massive L
>>62095575desu? desu desu desu
>>62095597do not cum. do not ejaculate all over me.
>>62095575"to be honest" isn't what it means though desu, it kind of fits in the same places but the meaning isn't that desu.learning nipponese is also a wasted skill desu.
is there an added benefit to gigga strong arming markets into an absurd crab at and absurd priceand awakening normans to the fact its entirely rigged other than to just show off because losing badly?i don't see the point of turning over the roulette wheel and showing the players in your casino the weights you've taped to the bottom
>>62095575>learning Japaneseyou’re a pasty white boy kek
>>62095607>wasted skillyou sound like a wagie faggoti'm going to tokyo to marry penelope>>62095601buy low sell highcrucial second step anon don't skip it
>>62095613are you not a white boy? this is a no nigger zone
>>62095599He´s so fucking stupid, but he speaks to the average voter (97 IQ).>we need to get paid too!! Its like a hekin salary increase!!
>>62095614>buy low sell highyou're not making any money m8. you have to gamble with oil and you will lose everything. if you're just trading oil stocks you're a tard. practically anything would've made you more profit
>>62095619I've made almost 20k since the war started mate simply via a healthy mix of long oil short tech interspersed with bouts of short oil long tech. Maybe learn a skill mate. I'm not gambling as much as taking money from retards (you)
>>62095607>(Pretending someone is) learning (fractured, basic) nipponeseEdge maxxing as it's technically known.
>>62095617omg no tinny why?
>>62095623If you're making 20k with basic oil trades you'd have made double easily on practically anything else. You're incredibly dumb.
>>62095575>why is it used to replace "to be honest"Because moot is a giant faggot who hated how proto-zoomers were spamming sm.h tb.h fa.m back in 2014 or something, and gookmoot is a lazy retard who doesn't bother with reverting this.Just be glad we don't have the candyass and roodypoo filters anymore.
>>62095627they were advanced trades thoughdesuit
This stock market went complete full retard lately.>Nearly half of the U.S. data centers planned for 2026 are reportedly expected to be delayed or canceled per BloombergOh yeah this Iran conflict is definitely a mere proxy distraction to hide the Ai bubble and private credit markets exploding and fucking everyone over more so than 2008 and Dot Com did
herro very burrish in here yes? I rove dis so mah
>>62095572Retarded>>62095619Oil couldn't be more predictable rn after the TACO if you tried. Just long oil for 2 weeks and make bags it's that easy
>>62095628my ultra trading instinct tells me this is the right answer thank you for your service
DUDE THE AI FOUND A BUG IN AN IRRELEVANT USE CASE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IRL SO NO ONE EVER BOTHERED TO CHECK PACK YOUR BAGS IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>62095567cute cute cute
>>62095599While I see your reasoning here, surely the requirement that the US pull out of the middle east entirely would be enough to tip him off
"desu" is an abbreviation of "so desu ne?" which could also have been used on the affirmative
Trump said the ceasefire was conditional on the strait being open. It's closed. So what kind of ceasefire is there?
>>62095632uh herro. swap ih awound a wittle bit, why don't chu. make chicken stretch maximum, make chicken stretch sarwee.>t. bok'choi
I've started to realize that indians and brown people get extremely upset at white men when they talk about leaving the US.Why?Also,Make sure you guys long oil. Obviously this deal won't hold and we're already nearing $100 again.
>>62095644Corpos pay bookoo bucks for high severity vulns
and stop being posers ganghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oIFMkj38eg
>>62095650I ruv brack ppl just rike american. I ruv chicken stretch maximum, make chicken stretch sarwee.praise arrah
>>62095628>Just be glad we don't have the candyass and roodypoo filters anymore.The people's champion
>>62095644you really doubting real faustian nigger's ability to actualize their own nigh omnipotent god to atone for that murder of all murders>>62095649the strait is wide open for any ship that can make it through without getting blown up.
>>62095649>Trump saidNobody should care about that, but the ceasefire won't last.
Why the fuck are futures pumping
>>62095653good thing it was row severity, deh RRM are useress
>>62095654these chinks didn't say desu once how do I know they're being honest?
>>62095661they literally did not even three mins ago come on
>>62095659Made me look desu
>>62095660okie dokie
ehh see Trump evir genius, he take over deh money and deh CHAOS become big, very sorrowfur event yes. and errr the oir get more espensive and the moneh no moe good>>62095665u pose headrine for company, think this proof? nah, deh rying
>>62095665>"wow, what an amazing tool!">*the entire industry is destroyed, millions of people lose their jobs*PROGRESS
>>62095663allright take it easy i'm working on my listening and they are talking hella fastwhy does the chick keep whispering "hi" its kind of turning me on
>>62095665llms can't keep enough memory per "sequence of events" to figure out exploit chains how actual biological neurons do without running out of all ssds, it's a dead end
>>62095669Pophressooor Jeeaang, I hav a quezton...Win is Worrr Warrr Three?My Oil Cawls nreed it.
>Negotiate a 2 more weeks ceasefire to put off the MAD energy infrastructure destruction that would doom the global economy to effectively a multi-year depression>Israel refusing to stop bombing lebanon is the sticking point in ceasefire negotiations, driving a wedge between coalition partners>Strait still closed, and Iran announces they mined the Omani waters>Each day that goes by is another day where future economic problems compoundSo how does the US get out of this without capitulating?
>According to military times they are reporting that eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026VIX bros, does this mean a real world war is finally happening???
>>62095671you're in for a huge awakening my sweet summer child. see you in japan down the line
>>62095655Pway awah, get best price erwee time.This board chang cway now.
>>62095678germans already can't leave it's up
so we have ships, okay? these need shipping rane okay?
make next thread's op in nihongo or faggot
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"Professor Jiang" China posting is the funniest thing /smg/ has done in years.Thank you for the raffs. Prease Continue.
>>62095670Millions of people getting paid 3x what I do to fail to find vulns easily found cheaply by ai that will lead to me getting hacked easier and having inferior software just great totally support your movement dude
>>62095679wait what do you mean by that babe??
>>62095689What happens when ai is better at every job but the government refuses to implement UBI?
>>62095670based. technology harvesting is one single use case to have set up civilizations over
>>62095691When the ai can do anything we are free work not needed. Anything you need can be procured by robot ai machines. ai will build your house, take you somewhere, grow and cook food etc. You can do what you want to do not what you have to do. Money no longer needed
>>62095691hunger, war, death and conquest. the homo sapiens would have served its use and like obsolete tools would have been set to have been discarded or disposed off. this will be the end of financial markets
Honestly I have to admit that I'm kind of giving up on following and trying to understand the Iran conflict by now. There's so much noise and conflicting information that it starts to cause fatigue. It probably is part of the point and intentional, but I just cannot deny it. I read about Iran negotiating, then not negotiating directly, then cutting all negotiations, then agreeing to ceasefire. Then there are multiple version of different agreements being talked about/released. The threats/motivations/direction being constantly readjusted and changed. At one point it's pre-emptive strike, at some it's regime change, at some it's to stop Iran developing nuclear weapons, with the goal being to sign an agreement, then to take their enriched uranium, then to just cripple their infrastructure. Next the Hurmuz doesn't matter and high oil prices are good for the US, US can close/open Hormuz at any time, then Trump threatens Iranians to open the Hormuz. There will be some invasion of one of the islands, then there will be bombing of basic infrastructure instead. At one point the strait is open, then it's closed, then Iran wants payments in crypto. I don't know anymore. I think I'll call it quits now. I'll just see whether the line will go up or down next, though my guess is that the line will go down and/or stagnate from now for the foreseeable future.
>>62095688it time for nap in homerand, I share prediction in twiright hours
>>62095697Long term yes.Short term?PAIN.
>>62095697this is cope
>>62095701you're not wrong but you lack vision
I can't wait for AI to take everyone's job and then I get the same UBI scraps as SHARKISHKA and Pubajeet and have to live in assigned housing surrounded by chirping smoke alarms and horrific smelling food.Holy fuck.Oh my god.I really do have to get out of this country before that happens. Nightmare fuel.
>>62095703this event will accelerate so quickly the gov will be forced to provide income>>62095706at this point I'm fairly certain zoomers learned the word cope and their brain instantly turned to worms
>>62095702Pwee. Sleep like clamshell.
Test
w-who are these people from Schwab and why are they all inviting me to their event
>>62095701Israel wants the "Greater Israel Project".To do that they need Iran destroyed. Then Turkey.They can't do it without the United States.US citizens are turning on Israel. This is their last chance to do anything with a government that is fully blackmailed.Bet on Israel trying to push the US into a ground invasion. Whether that happens or not is still in the air.This isn't a rational war.I've been following it completely fine because everything matches what I just said.
>>62095709if it's real AI it will bless you with gainful employment genociding the lesser sapien subspecies>>62095714you got invited to party on the island with THE Kyle Bobo?
>>62095714>Kyle Bobo
>>62095711
>>62095665I've seen enough bullshit from AI companies to doubt any of their "this is a HUGE deal" claims look up Base Rate Fallacy. even if this works exactly as advertised (it won't ), it will be completely fucking useless unless it has an incredibly low false positive rate.
>>62095708Well, the basis is that Israel conned overconfident Trump into trying to weaken Iran and change the regime with Kurdish revolution, but that's didn't happen and now he can't control Hormuz, so he's now scrambling trying to find a way out without getting totally fucked, but Israel won't let him.
>>62095709>thinking you'll get ubiBest I can do is disinflation.
Missiles will be flying again by Friday, if not sooner. The terms of the ceasefire have been violated in multiple ways, and Iran wants time to formally bury Khamanei and import more S-400 batteries from Russia. Imagine not being long oil under this evil zionist dictatorship.
>>62095718>>62095719>THE Kyle Bobo?damn, I didn't even notice>Bobo is real and he works at Schwab
>>62095709Just remember fella if you live in burgerland there's a 50% true american patriot tax when you leave.
Do people ITT really believe US and Israeli politicians will sign a peace deal with Iran? Kek. Zionists want Iran to disappear. Israel already killed a bunch of Iranian negotiators during the war to prevent any talks at all. This is teatre to gain time to reorganize...Also, fun, unrelated fact: you can still write to be honest like this: Tbh.
Wtf happened? Got caught up in the janny trannys tantrum the other day and haven't been paying attention.
Who shilled me this shit? I want names. Show yourself you little fag.
>>62095722it already did work and real vulns were fixed. the vulns are listed officially on cve trackers. there's no counterpoint.
>>62095722TRVKE
>April last year>April this yearWhat happens next year around this time?
>>62095727the bobo's a NIGGER!!!
>>62095732jew bad
>>62095732The israeli bot farms have been mass-reporting anyone who goes against their narrative. Buy oil btw.
>>62095737ongoing ww3 with pacific, european, arabic, south american and continental usa fronts
Will anyone trust a word uttered by a mutt after this? They're like Jews but mentally retarded.
imagine a middle east without israel
War's over
>>62095745Americans (REAL Americans) are a fundamentally kind and moral people, but our zogged politicians have to go. You should buy oil.
>>62095750imagine a middle east without any middle eastern countries also no indiait's easy if you tryyou might say i'm a dreamer but i'm not
>>62095665oh so that is why software got HEEMED hard yesterday while literally everything else was hard green, rip salesforce
>>62095754Crazy how fucked up this is with the context that WW2 history is a total lie.I wish I could inject the real knowledge of the world into the minds of normies so they could see how evil this shit is.
>>62095754there's no such thing as americans. "the usa" is a flag used to keep npcs working and taxpayers are as zogged as their jewish handlers. words to the effect of "real" or "true" or "we" are jewish llm "talking points"
>>62095760ok but how does this affect you personally
>>62095740This doesn't surprise me.
>>62095734>>62095741My north sea oil play took an absolute arse buggery.
Iran reportedly made a tweet about their negociation team heading to Pakistan, then deleted it
>>62095677Nukes
>>62095665Ok, now this is huge. Goys we are THIIIIIIIS close to heckin AGI. All we need is just a liiiiiitle bit more water and power. I know... ugh I KNOW power prices are increasing, and you can't sustain life with janky AI videos of Sonic the Hedgehog taking a steaming shit, and you're really brave for telling me that. I see you, I hear you. But, if need be, we will squish your children into water molecules to feed the machine, but only after our heckin billionaires have had a """"good time""" with your kiddos ^_~ <3. Tysm for your attention to this matter servile mutt-sisters, make sure you absolutely definitely pay your federal taxes this year!
>>62095758more likely due to all the gay bobos wives (male) won't stop complaining about being replaced by ai causing them to short it
>>62095770basedased
>>62095735 1. irrelevant if false positive rate isn't miniscule. 2. being on cve alone is not indicative of anything. vulns with functionally impossible exploit paths (needs local access AND must be superuser AND must be leap year etc) end up with undeserved high severity scores because that's the limitation of reducing a multifaceted issue down to a single number.
>>62095773go back
>>62095761Even if we're under occupation, we still have a unique culture and customs that can't be found anywhere else, and you shouldn't deny that.
>>62095773nothing you posted even remotely constitutes a rebuttal and you're obviously upset that ai is better than you. security researchers would be bragging for the rest of their lives if they found 1/100th of these vulns ai trivially found
>>62095777no you don't. there's no first person plural, no culture and no nothing. those are words used for mass compliance and de escalation metrics alone, once the goyim quit it's over
>>62095780You can't organize a revolt if everyone exists as atomized individuals. Americans need to rise up and throw off their captors.
>>62095780I won't quit tranny.
>>62095783there won't be a revolution and what happens won't be televised either. americans don't need to anything either because there isn't "america". it's a jewish economic zone and its npcs are part of the problem
>>62095779>a rebuttal is not a rebuttal because I disagree with it I take it you're holding a ton of AI bags my condolences
