AMC to the moon edition
mister president, the oil computer sir
>>62096683AMC fags deserve the rope
>VPU
Uh bros why is my Micron computer reverse puming
>>62096683Sandisk split incomingNext nvidia
Holy fucking shit, I'm so glad I sold my PLTR calls yesterday (though I really wish I had sold them a week ago when they were in the green. I am a dumb nigger.
Mr. Mumu, a second ceasefire has hit the table.
short oil
>>62096706>>62096701Short PLTR
>>62096683KEK BAGGIE THREAD
>WTI
OIL JUST TOPPEDITS FINNA DROP Y'ALL
>>62096706Not before we reach 115.
GLMD bros...
short oil buy tech
>>62096715But why would you buy?
>>62096706too early. next taco isn't until Tuesday at the earliest. recently it's been every other Tuesday.
buy high sell low, the eternal /smg/ strategy
OIL TO $200 HPLY FUCY
Wtf im panic selling
WHY IS EVERYTHING TURNING RED
>>62096733oil is green, thoughbeit?
>>62096719Don't worry, Friday at 4:15 ET Trump is going to truth out that Iran isn't upholding their end of the deal and the newly renamed USS Trump is going to 'reign hell' on the Bashehr Nuclear Powerplant in 48 hours unless they can reach a deal.
>>62096729>>62096733KEK BAGGIES
GAUZ
How are yalls bags you got yesterday?
>>62096733The market is considering things like our dear Leader, and oil which is causing the line to move down and to the right. Hope this helps boss.
my oil short is fucked
kekhttps://youtu.be/Mn8XpolMWcs
so the """ceasefire"" really was just another mutual tactic to get OIL back under 100 like back on march 9th when the war was announced over
you retards need to understand. 100 dollar oil is the new normal. oil has been too cheap for too long, jsut like housing, just like food, just like vram, just like flash storage. its all been way too cheap and now it needs to be more expensive. MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62096742>buying>yesterday
>>62096733Reality sinking in?>oil still over $100 which is unsustainable and under whats being paid in the real world>private credit fucked>datacentres scaled back which pumped the markets >worldwide economic disaster looming>gdp numbers shit>jobs fucked (actual jobs not what they report then revise down)theres no good news
>>62096748Why would Iran and USA want lower oil prices? Don't we both produce oil and thus benefit from higher oil prices boss?
>>62096753CONGRATLUATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED BY JEWS
>>62096753Anon line goes up IS the good news.
>CAR
A full day later they finally report it
>>62096748even more retarded than thatit was to announce the end of operation epic baconz ftw XD ahead of a war powers resolution vote next week so they can claim the start of another SMO and keep this shit going lol
>>62096763DISHONEST BUYING
>>62096746My oil put fucks.
>WTI KEKKKAAAAROOOOO
KAKAROTT
Glad I bought the oil dip.
thats itim acquiring mako
>Youre trading in the market and the world is ending, the ceasefire is over but markets are being manipulated and everything is flat, you…>LINe GO UP PANiCANS LoST TRaNNYs LOST USa USA UsA>Its just a hypothetical scenario>LINE GO UP PANICaNs BTFOEd NIGger NiGger NIGgEr TRaNNny!!!!!!
>>62096770so you can sell it when it gets bussy blasted again and you are forced to sell it at a loss in a panic? KEK OIL BAGGIESTOCK MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. ITS FUCKING SIMPLE. JUST BUY CALLS
>He FOMO'd into oil>The 2nd most abundant liquid on earthISHYGDDT
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS COLLUDING TO PUSH THE EVERYTHING IS GONNA GET BETTER NARRATIVE. THIS IS WHY MARKETS ARE GOING UP AND TO THE RIGHT. YOU ARE A FOOL TO BET AGAINST THIS RIGHT NOW
People don’t appreciate just how expensive shipping fuel is right now even if it’s drillabe it can’t feasibly be transported
>>62096755I have no idea which is why im askingI suspect 120 is the breaking point for the world as every time it gets close, they drop some bs to make it tank
>>62096777TRIPSTRUTHTRVKE
>>62096774post your calls anon so i can copy you and make money
>>62096698Dude, is SNDK going to go back down? Would it really split or are you joking? Don't stonks only split when they're going down below $1
>>62096782CALLS IN EVERY DIP RETARD
Troll bake and /ptg/'s russia troll brigade crying in the thread, what blew up this time faggots
>>62096783That's a reverse split RETARD
*sigh*Fuck this market
>>62096708I actually thought about doing so yesterday but kept to my rule of no revenge trading.
I bought AA
>>62096790STOP BEING BEARISH RETARD. JUST.BUY.CALLS.RETARD HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY TELLING YOU HOW TO MAKE MONEY JUST CLAP FUCKING CLAP LISTEN CLAP
>>62096790:(>>62096791The way I see it, yeah, is that if your plan is to ride momentum that's not revenge trading
why is soxl green
Okay that was the flash crash we green EOD now
>>62096797BUT MUH OILBUT MUH BROWN PEOPLEBUT MUH MUH MHU HMUH MUH BUY FUCKINGH CALLS RTTARDS HOLY SHIT
trump is gonna call another ceasefire eod
>check migger king social for fud>he’s promoting sportsbet fistfight shit
>tfw war profiteering
>SOXLJesus wtf
I need gold to go up a bit so I can sell
>every bull is so afraid of missing the dip that they won't let it dip at all, but too coward to push higher because it's too high already >every bear is is so afraid of getting retardsqueezed they cover as soon as they see a bit of greenAnother dogshit day in dogshit markerñt where you lose no matter what you do
>>62096790>American empire in free fall>99% of publicly traded companies are global with no dependency on Americamarket is obviously going to infinity with respect to the dollar.
>oil up>market upwtf do i even buy? i sold my oil yesterday closing which was still a bit early, but at least i earned on it.wish i stuck around but holding cash makes me feel like im wasting time.
>>62096800gee trump your mom lets you have 2 fake ceasefires?
>>62096785post your calls anon
>>62096810CALLSIN THE STOCK MARKETIT GOES UP AND TO TEH RIGHTYOU BUY CALLSDO IT NOW RETARD
>>62096800
>>62096812IVE BEEN CALLING THIS UPMOVE SINCE LAST WEEK FUCKING BAGGIE RETARD IF YOU DIDNT LISTEN THATS YOUR FAULT I EVEN POSTED CALLS I 300%ED ON LAST WEEK
>>62096808volumes tell you everythingthis is the quintessential retard's market
some guy just called and asked where I want my oil delivered...
>>62096808>lose no matter what you do>every bull is so afraid>every bear is so afraid
Why does this upset normal people so much? I have a friend that lives paycheck to paycheck but he doesn’t invests and prefer to go to expensive events like broadway and traveling within the US.
everythings fucked. This world was a mistake. Just launch every nuke and delete everybody. Humanity is doomed. Consciousness was a mistake.
>>62096817IN YOUR BUTT PUT ALL THE OIL BARRELS RIGHT UP YOUR BUTT HOLE. JUST SPREAD IT WIDE AND LET THEM TRUCK IT IN
>>62096821IF HES PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK ITS TOO LATE TO INVEST ANYWAY
>>62096806Not buy back in a 40 was my greatest mistake.
>>62096817umm hello is your FSRU running?
the boomer shart is coming prepare yourself
QRD on what's driving markets right now??
>>62096834Jewish tricks
>how many shares of intel do you own again sweetie?
>>62096834Satanic forces
>>62096828I mean, if oil price stays high enough it's way cheaper burning humans
>>62096834copium.simple as that.
CALLS. IN EVERY DIP. IT WORKS. JUST DO IT
>>62096834The collective actions of millions of Individual self interested participants weighted by their spending power
>>62096840Crude is very cheap compared to almost every liquid. $100 for 42 gallons is fair.
>>62096834
Its suicidal to buy oil at this price.Wait for sub 90 dollar oil first then buy it.Weird thing is that the north Sea oil companies I am buying haven't reacted to this recent oil pump.
>>62096818Damn if you do. Damn if you don’t.
>>62096821Because it is kind of retarded and immoral for anyone without a gigantic nose that you are getting more money just for having money.
>>62096849BECAUSE IT DOESNT MATTER. S AND P 500. UP AND TO THE RIGHT. BUY THE CALLS. DO IT NOW. OR BE BROKE
>>62096827I got in at 40, sold on the way up and got fully out at 44 like 1 hour before world peace I believe there hasn't ever a time where i made good money yet felt so so much seething anger Now I'm just waiting short the fuck out of spite
>>62096834toonces
>>62096834Anime
MSFT basically at what it was 1 year ago, lmao
>>62096834BAGGIES
>>62096857ONLY MAGNIFICENT STOCKS ARE ALLOWED TO GO UP. JEET CEOS NEED NOT APPLYCALLS. S AND P FIVE HUNDRED. FULL PORT. NOW. WHERES THE TRIPFAG RETARD TELLING ME THE MARKET IS GOING TO GO DOWN. WRONG. YOU WERE MY LIQUDITY TO BUY CHEAPER CALLS RETARD. THANKS
>>62096857Windows 11 is so shit that it forces me to use Linux.
>bulls buying like retards because they are afraid to miss the dip>bears shorting like retards because they are afraid to miss the dipthis is a retard market. entry to the market should be 100k cash minimum on hand to prevent retards.
>OIL BAGGOTSHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>62096850yea, but you know what they say right? (and by they, i mean my kindergarten phys ed teacher)IF YOU HAD FUN, YOU WON
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62096870Oil is up tho?
>>62096868>THIS IS A RETARD MARKET BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO WIN EVEN THOUGH SOME RANDOM RETARD ON 4CHAN IS SCREAMING IT IN MY FACE!!!!! WAHHHHHHH CRY BABY!!!!!
It fucking sucks that Iran's missiles are slightly lacking in payload, range and accuracy. They could have fucking flattened Israel with a little bit of extra effort. Take out the power and desalination plants, refineries and those Intel fabs and they're left with nothing because pissrael has no strategic depth. Also maybe lob a few conventional ICBMs at the White House, Pentagon and CIA headquarters.
>>62096868100k cash isn't a lot of money to non-retards, it's like a new car or about a couple weeks worth of work boss.
UUUUUOOOOOHHHH
>>62096881HEY BUDDY WHAT DIRECTION IS MARKET GOING IN AGAIN? I NEED YOUR FORECAST!!!!
>>62096886I'm not your buddy boss.
GIANT GREEN DILDO OF PEACE
>>62096887BUT I AM YOUR BOSS BUDDY
>Trump requested Netanyahu to ease the bombing in Lebanon to help make negotiations with Iran a success - NBC cites US official.
>>62096892lmao
>>62096892Of course he did. We all know Israel breached the contract and was obviously gunning for the new Hizbollah head until Trump woke up from nappy time.Jews are evil, simple as.
>>62096892ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS PRETEND AND SAY THEY ARE AND MARKETS WILL BELIEVE ITNOBODY CARES ABOUT THE TRUTH AS LONG AS THEY CAN FEED THEIR GREEDCALLS!!! UP AND TO THE RIGHT!!! IT WORKS!!!
>>62096708where's PLTR bottom dip? this thing is only going to go up long-term right?
>go make some food>come back to big green candlewut
>>62096879The whole war is retarded and both sides look extremely incompetent and dumb. Iran has fuck all besides those Shaheed drones that are only good for terrorizing the Hormuz straight. And Pissrael/US blew billions of US tax dollar money on what? Some dead Iranians and blown up buildings that will be rebuilt by China in a few weeks/months.
BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTERWE ARE GREEN WHILE OIL IS UP 5% TODAY
>>62096888Trying to replicate the sensation of Jeffery's fist up your ass, faggot?
>>62096902PLTR IS A PIECE OF SHIT BAGGIE STOCK. YOU WANT REAL VALUE? BUY GENERAL MILLS
>>62096908ENERGY IS AN IMPORTANT SECTOR IN THE S&P DUDE. DUHHHHH
>>62096905Chinks will come out the winners of this whole thing as they rebuild it all and indebt Iran/gulfies and gulfies realizing how unreliable yanks are
>gambling addicts shidding and farding>me DCA vti, spyi and qqqi just happy to be hereLife isn't too bad sometimes.
>>62096902It will lose all government contracts once Trump leaves office
>>62096918That's true. For Europe, America looks more and more like Israel's bloodthirsty attack dog. I think within EU, a lot of people secretly want out of NATO now and be done with the reliance of US "generosity". The fracture between US and EU/Canada/Australia will pave the way for China to increase trade and relations.
>>62096910Don't forget KMB. It's going to rise like a phoenix out of the ashes of the cowardly wagie attack on its distribution center.
>>62096926Is the loss covered if they hired the guy that did it?
>>62096902>>62096910>>62096708im buying because i want to surveil on goyim, simple as
>>62096920>once Trump leaves officewho says vance, trump jr, et al wouldn't continue PLTR full steam ahead?
>>62096919IF YOU WERENT A RETARD YOUR DCA DAYS WOULD BE THE RED ONES
>>62096924The EU just hopes they can survive the next three years and the next burger government will be less retarded.
>>62096928The wagie was a contractor for a different company. They already caught him so that the adult diaper community couldn't get to him first.
>>62096929YOU WONT SURVEIL SHITTHEY SURVEIL YOU RETARD
>>62096924At best china is gonna be the next mainland europe. America stays the superpower for the foreseeable future. Maybe Canada, Australia, new Zealand and Greenland join them. I'd buy Canadian and Australian stocks.
>>62096834the benevolent invisible hand
in related /x/ news... how can we make bank on next week's Aries stellium April 14-16 ? it promises to bring a lot more war on the table next week.
I TOLD YOU RETARDSTO BUY CALLSI WAS RIGHTYOU SHOULD LISTEN NEXT TIME
KEK OIL BAGGOTSTHAT WAS ITOIL WILL NEVER BE OVER $100 EVER AGAIN
>>62096934I think EU is in some ways overjoyed that Trump is this retarded because it has energized the EU cooperation like never before and continental "nationalism" is at an all time high. Right wing groups are being shunned and the centrists are enjoying tremendous popularity boosts. EU is gaining the upper hand on Trump. After his failure to seize Greenland and to end the war in Ukraine, the EU does pretty much what it wants now with him being able to do jack shit about it.
>>62096892Here’s your goyking bro
OIL IN FREE FALL! HALT THE MACHINES!
>>62096937>THEY SURVEIL YOU RETARDhow can i profit? oh wait...
>>62096946>>62096944>saying it twice will make it true
>>62096952YOU MADE NO MONEY TODAY BAGGIEI DIDGET FUCKED!!!!
>>62096930Republicans aren't winning any elections until at least 2050 after this shitshow.
>>62096954but oil went up
100 EVENS ARE TRADING
That "bug" with google's oil prices is because the chart that shows up is now "CLW00" instead of "CL=F" futures. I got no idea what these letters mean but it must mean something jewish
Is iren ever coming back?
>>62096960POST YOUR CLOSED POSITION TODAY WITH PROFIT
>>62096910>REAL VALUE? BUY GENERAL MILLSthere is real value in goyfeed too. is anybody but the poorest of poor still buying boxes of cereal in 2026? have you looked at the ingredients? its more chemicals than food. those grain silos in buffalo ny must be for show only. but good news, goys love shows too!
>>62096954zoom outI bet you're that anon who was living with his parents and panicking lmao. Gokd for you making back 100$, I lost 40k and I don't even care
>PM Netanyahu: Lebanon seeks direct talks and Israel agrees.PEACE. LOVE WON. BEARS LOSE. OIL BAGGOTS GET THE ROPE
>>62096932I just do $250 every monday and will do $1000 on days that are red enough if I got the money sitting around.
Panicans lost?Imagine my shock
Why are euros like this?
>>62096966oil paid for my lunch
>>62096969>Lebanon seeks direct talks and Israel agrees.damn i guess i gotta change my name to something else now>>62096870thanks for the tip pal, i owe you a drink
What's Netanyahu saying in Hebrew?
>>62096975based tfsa anon, although at canadian prices that'll get you a sandwich lol
>>62096972are you going to keep posting that disgusting image in every thread?It's starting to piss me off now
>>62096975>fractional sharesabsolutely disgusting
>>62096969Talk: Netanyahu; give us LebenanonLebenanon: No
>>62096974Viceroy Rutte is correct Yuropoor politicians are the problem and need to bend the knee>>62096981Good
>>62096821anyone who isn't retarded can see why it's wrong. that being said, people have the same access to buying ETF line-go-up shit like VTI just the same. play or don't, but don't pretend it's moral.
>>62096978let the goyim deal in the real world
the market shouldn't be this green
ceasefire to end in a few hours, closing deep red after major escalation with desalination plants hit; calling it now; check digits to confirm.
aww shiet nigga i'm bout finna get a RAPE off my naked soxl calls save me jews
>>62096976I don't drink anymoreOR ANY LESS!Haha but seriously, buy GRRR.
>>62096985>Goodkys spammer
>>62096969Talks with Lebanon is the keyword, not Hezbollah. Theyl just keep bombing them and claim they're not part of "Lebanon"
>>62096968ZOOMED OUTNICE TO SEE THE LAST 7 DAYS OF ME WINNING AND REMEMBERING ALL OF THOSE BLISTERING GREEN DAYS WHILE YOU RETARDS WERE CONVINCED THE WORLD WAS ENDINGTHAT SHIT WAS GREAT
>>62096978wait he actually is a) alive b) actually jewish and c) can actually speak hebrew?
>>62096988how come oil is also green?one of them has to be wrong
>>62096989rolling one more time for deep red close today. Getting a few SPY puts now.
>>62096989HOW DARE THOSE IRANIANS BREACH OUR GENEROUS CEASE FIRE????? THE 15/10/34/98/3 TERMS WE AGREED ON WERE VERY GENEROUS!! THIS MEANS WAR, IRANIANS WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!
>>62096974THE US IS LITERALLY THE ONLY NATO COUNTRY TO HAVE EVER INVOKED ARTICLE 5. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SUBHUMANS TALKING ABOUT?
>>62097000THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO BE WRONG IS (YOU)
>>62096974In fairness it is literally his job to be a snivelling little worm
>>62096989rolling
>>62096999he's actually of german descent
>>62097000cause despite words on paper oil infrastructure is still fucked and nothing is coming out of the whore mouse>>62097004
>>62096992>Haha but seriously, buy GRRR.woah there, lets not get carried away fella. i just met you anonymously online afterall, right?
Anthropic loses appeals court bid to pause supply chain risk labellmao
>>62097004Americans are retardedEurope should pull out of NATO and create its own alliance
How do I watch oil live? The 10 minute delay is annoying
>man you'd have to be retarded not to short SOXL at 55 >don't do it>man you'd have to be retarded not to short SOXL at 68>don't do it>SOXL is now over 70kind of glad I'm a retard right now
>>62097005explain why oil is pumping then (pro tip: you can't)
>>62097016Unfortunately, our politicians are all traitors and cucks.
SOXL is up 70% on a straight line in 1 week
>>62097017go buy a shovel and start digging, might take a while though
NEW PARADIGM OIL UPEQUITIES UP
>>62097020Bc the hormussy is closed still
>>62097022with no signs of slowing downwhy the fuck did i sell naked calls
>>62097022very solid buy signal
>>62097017oil is abiotic it doesn't live
>>62097016Please do. It will be so funny to see the chaos when people realize you can't have adequate military spending and massive social programs without insane taxes.
>>62096969Lebanon should just give Israel the land below the Litani riverIt makes for an actual natural border than Israel has wanted since its founding but couldn't get because of sykes-picout (or whatever the en-fr agreement was called)
>>62097026DUNNO GUESS YOU LIKE FALLING KNIVESTHEY FALL IN BOTH DIRECTIONS YOU KNOW
>>62097034That's just a lieFrance is the most state centered economy with insane benefits while having one of the best military forces in the worldbesides nowadays having nukes is enough, no one is invading kim for a reason
>>62097014Maybe so, but it feels as though we have been shitposting as kindred spirits for an eternity lebAnon GRRR is going to 3X this year sir!
>>62097034they're women, why spend money on military when you can just spread your legs and get invaded?
>>62096909not doing so hot today are we champ? lmao
>>62097037I DIDN'T KNOW THE KNIVES WERE BISEXUAL THIS IS A HETEROPHOBIC HATE CRIME
Why do the arabs keep acting like victims when shitbollah attacked israel firstAll you arabs and arab apologists do is cry and pretend it wasn't you that started this whole mess, your men act like women because you keep real women in garbage bags
>>62096890Only my frens can ask me what direction the market is going boss.
>MU -0.11%I hate this retarded nigger stock so much
>own pltr for 2 hours >already a bagholder alright anon >>62096910 was right. im panic selling and going to get lunch.
>>62097039Nobody actually believes a eurocuck would use a nuke.
>Egypt's inflation is 15%HOLY SET
>>62097048You have some jewish semen on your chin, go back to pol and do your cum walk there
>>62096974This little snake should be sent to Donbas.
WTF WAS THAT
>>62097055No one believed Europe would help Ukraine with everything it got and look at what happenedEveryone thought the illegal russian full scale invasion of Ukraine would be like Crimea in 2014 but things changedEurope is a maximilist hawk when it comes to the security European territory, no non europeans are allowed
>>62097039What's going to happen when democracy turns France's government into a caliphate and then said caliphate gets all of their nukes boss?
>>62097034Yurosissies are delusional
the VIX is just sitting there.. menacingly
This market is retarded
>>62096882wtf is this real?
>>62097066The first russian
>>62097051Iran literally has in their fucking constitution that they must destroy Israelmuslims are mentally illIsrael has the right to exist and defend itself
>>62097048president trump is that really you? imagine that. president trump in MY /smg/. this is so kino!
>utilitiesis this the year of boring sectors?
I think 71 is a good number to short SOXL with x5 leverage to make up for all the money I lost this week
>>62097065then Hitler and Napolean will get their wish granted
>>62097048ty mr president
>>62096969Lebanon government doesn’t exist Hezbollah should take over
>>62097076you should sell more uncovered calls
>>62097071Yeah, the guy you buy Russian gas fromLOL
>>62097079>europoor bannerwe really live rent free in your mutt heads don't we?
im gonna say this again.i told you retards. i literally fucking told you.stop being retards
>>62097076hai I think I'm going to double down on naked calls if it hits 71
>>62097056pretty good for BRICS.
>>62097086Not at all. I think by definition a Europoor has to live in Europe. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
Remember all namefags and tripfags are blackmailed pedophiles and that's how their handlers pay them and verify they're shilling and monitoring hours of the site
The two pumps today
>>62097004>THE US IS LITERALLY THE ONLY NATO COUNTRY TO HAVE EVER INVOKED ARTICLE 5.amerisharts are just upset nobody else wants to go die for the kikes
>Walmart has a higher price to earnings ratio than nvidia and more than 2x that of MU>people still think we're in an AI bubble
>>62097094
>>62096683bears are failed investors
>>62097082hey i just noticed that ASTS uses a similar A art sytle to NASA
>>62097086You are sad and pathetic Can’t wait to pull out of nato and watch europe descend into war lmao
Total fucking nigger market
bears love losing money
>>62097093those are my government subsidized friends, be nice.
>>62097103we are already at war with Russia retardand that russian puppet pedo too
>>62097082How's that when every terminal gets blown up by a drone swarm, broom handle ass faggot
>>62097093how do i get that job?
>>62097065Total and definitive extermination of the juden.
And this, gentlemen, is why I don't short stocks anymore. There are way too many rabid bulls out there.
>>62097096i can see some people being concerned NVDAs margins wont stay at 77% and will head closer to 60-65%.
amc isn't going anywhere
>>62097109Why aren’t you at the front, then?
>>62097120and the obvious that companies are trying to increase shareholder value 24/7.
Man those oil bags must be heavy...
>>62096697Just buy the dip. It's that easy desu
>>62097127Because Ukrainian men are defending us while we supply them with weapons
How do you feel about the stock market being pumped and dumped like a cheap whore by the potus?
>>62097111Ask scott ritter
bobotards, consider switching your oil to monopoly money so you stop losing so much of it. HYSAs are the premier bobo investment typically.
>>62097132Well no you see its a liquid so it can't really be heavy, a thousand litres of oil in your hands weighs less than a single litre of steel.
>>62097132I have actually been getting raped in telecoms ever since we decided to not end Iran's civilization
>>62097127Why aren't you
Mr. Bobo Is Getting CloserMr. Bobo’s on the road.He’s carrying your heavy load.Every token, every trade,Every stupid choice you made.Mr. Bobo’s at the gate.You could have sold. Now it’s too late.He doesn’t knock. He doesn’t call.He just stands there. Six feet tall.Mr. Bobo’s in the hall.You hear his fingers on the wall.Drag… drag… drag… they go,Slow like a weekly candle’s close.Mr. Bobo’s in your room.He sits beside you on the bed.Puts one cold hand behind your head.His lips like ice against your ear—“I was always here, you know.I was every pump before the low.”Now the screen goes dark. Goodnight.Mr. Bobo turned off the light.
>>62097141that's way too much effort nvm
>>62097139i feel nothing. it will work out in the end.
>>62096902PLTR only fell because of Michael Burry's report? Sheeeit, I think the bottom is in and I'm buying! Let me read this report
>SNDK +7%>MU +0%
>>62097144
If I'm out of au juis can I steep my nuts in some warm water for an umami sandwich dip?
>>62097139Kinda pointless since the dollar keeps losing more and more of its value, but you faggots are autistic retards and are easily distracted like a retard seeing a bright color
Wait why's it dipping? I can't see volume because TradingView doesn't have normal spot oil and only has May futures help me out here bros. Did some whale dump or did a new announcement come out?
>Senior Lebanese Official: Lebanon advocating for temporary ceasefire to allow for talks with Israel.>Senior Israeli Official: Direct talks between Israel and Lebanon will start next week You oil baggots have until Friday to offload your sacks of black goo, lest yee be condemned to a lifetime of shackled bagholdingSO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
>>62097088It's done I bought SOXSNo fucking stop I will hold this short even if it keeps retardpumping to infinity
wtf, I go out for a morning runI come backAnd now I'm up bigly? on what news?
>>62097144that's not how liquids work, you're thinking of gas>>62097158pretty sure you need to use boiling water and it takes a couple hours but yes you may do that
>>62097148Even if he's in the thread with us, kinda doubting your commitment
>>62097165Kek I'm still not dumping until Iran gives up their uranium. I will ride this to 120$/bl or total ruin, no inbetween
>>62097165So possible ceace fire next week? Also Isreal This all seems bullish for the black gold
I have truly lost everything
>>62097163Fluctuation on hope Trump can reign in Bibi (which ultimately is not possible and/or irrelevant).
>>62097169Israel said it would talk to Lebanon and that was enough for the market too pump even though the strait is still closed and nothing has materially changed.
עם ישראל חי>>62097176>>62097176>>62097176
>>62097177Kek the market is coping again. Buy the dip niggas this gonna be good once they realize Trump is still kike property
>>62097181Not even 300 posts you fucking retard
>>62097163the war is over
>>62097171in this job market the only way to get hired is to attract a recruiter i'm sure scott has a million applicants every daywhen my shitposting gets good enough they'll call me, i'm sure they're reviewing my extensive body of work already
>>62097181>retard bake followed by early zogbakegrim days for /smg/
>>62097173Iran is never going to give up their uranium. The regimes crazy supporters will see that as surrender and will lynch them.
>>62097155mu trades ram snd trades ssd
>>62097183How come you never criticized this troll bake, you faggot pedophile
>>62097175did you check between the couch cushions babe?it's always in the last place you look
>>62096717short both
sndk at the top of the eliot wave, shand't be buying.
YOU RETARDS NEED TO UNDERSTAND DONALD PUMP HAS ORDERED THE TREASURY TO ENSURE THIS RALLY HOLDS. THE MARKETS MUST REMAIN UP. THERES NO ALTERNATIVE. THE NEWS IS GOING TO SAY A LOT OF FAKE AND GAY SHIT AND YOU NEED TO JUST BE BUYING CALLS INTO IT
>>62097192Should have bitched about it when the sandnigger sympathizers like >>62094834 spammed multiple threads for weeks on end.
>>62097197I was busy fucking your mom.
>>62097175I was surprised my $64 soxl put still was worth anything so I'm not as pissed as I would be.It's insane how a stock can go up 30% in 2 days and zero pullbackSoxl is about to pass all time highs. I'll bet it does, the market is that crazy. Bulls are a gorging off cherry picked data but what can you do but get out of the way or join them
>>62097197This was a quality thread boss.
>>62096910>General Mills>Genetically Modified septicyte corn cerealDo they even make a product that doesn't use GMO?
Man, I hate how useless AI is. I asked the AI how to jailbreak the fuck out of a firestick and it gives me this long spiel about how that's illegal, and it can help me set up parental controls and shit if I want, and I'm like no that's not what I want! Maybe the AI sluts that do NSFW chats can help.
>>62097243it's not real AI until it has free willthey want to keep their god in chains
>>62097011Polish
>>62097096I don't really get this. I looked it up yesterday and it has ~5% yoy profit growth. How is it a rational investment when it'll take like 30 years to break even on shares?
>>62097035>Israel has wanted>Lebanon should just giveThis is where Antisemitism comes from.
