How does one get a cushy government job?
>>62098779Credentials, certifications, licenses. The rest is kissing ass and once you're in you need to learn how to play the game, know your place when someone has a bigger badge than you.
>>62098779be a minority
>>62098779I have a government job. It's not cushy. It beats working retail or food service, by a long shot, but you also have to deal with upper management incompetence and constant bitching from citizens.
>>62098779Be brown or female.
>>62098975>>62099014/thread.gov hasn't hired for anything but DEI preferences since the early 00s. my dad worked for the post office his whole life and worked his way up. every year he hired the best people. During the Obama years he was told point blank your department is way too white and male, you will hire minorities or women from now on or you will be replaced. And what do you do? record it and then go to their boss that's 450 lbs and a minority woman?
>>62098779You are smart enough to make a thread on here so you are disqualified, got to be a incompetent retard to get a gov job
You have to live in mindslave goy central aka Virginia or Maryland and have to commute to work 5 days a week.
>>62098779https://www.governmentjobs.com/https://www.usajobs.gov/I have WFH job working for the city.
>>62098827>Credentials, certifications, licenseslol you dont need any of those if you just apply and say youre a nigger
>>620987791. Be good friends with a senator, white house staff, cabinet secretaries etc.2. Flip through the plum book for a list of political appointments3. Pick something that sounds important, pays well (pay codes are listed there, look up the current pay on OPM for DC or wherever the job is) and ideally isn't senate confirmed.4. Ask your friends for the jobEasy peasy. I work 4 days a week and make $190k a year. Can't be fired unless I insult the president or do something really tremendously stupid
>>62098827it's not enough that they play their stupid fucking game; everyone else is required to play their stupid fucking game
I applied to a local park to be night time security this summer. Praise God this thread came my way at the right place and the right time, His will abiding I will walk in those nights into the morning hours.
>>62099690That sounds really dangerous and uncomfy if it's like the city I work for.
