Mr Bobo’s party edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious>>62100878
took you long enough
I'm holding oil over weekend
Ok, so Consumer Report doesn't matter.China banning exports of sulfuric acid doesn't matterOil not being shipped through the strait doesn't matterI know why. If the US isn't willing to fight Iran for Israel being destroying the regime because the market was spazzing out, nothing truly matters.
>>62101788Do you have it in a jug or something?
>>62101780>Israel confirms ceasefire with Lebanon >US to unfreeze Iranian funds>Iranian delegation left for Islamabad Bobros, it's over isn't it?
might as well retire from trading if nothing is going to make sense anymore
>>62101802BOTTOM SIGNAL
>>62101793you are lying...
>>62101793>Haha yeah Israel will definitely make peace with hezbowlers who have been firing missiles at their kids for 30 years
>>62101793They're going to leave Islamabad with a new nuclear deal, a way better nuclear deal than the one Obama made (which was a terrible nuclear deal btw). Our new Trump Nuclear Deal will be the best nuclear deal in the history of nuclear deals, thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62101802TOP SIGNAL FOR SECURITIES
I'm all cash. Don't want to get heemed. And someone is going to get heemed.
>>62101793it’s all osint soeculation
>>62101807>Missiles at their kidsIsraelis keep their kids in Merkavas?
trump is crashing out
This is going to double top at 7k and then shit and fart until october.
Can soxl just fucking pullback a little? Like holy shit I'm not a bear but i need a better fucking entry than retardbuying something that went 2x in a week with hourly rsi sitting at fucking 85
henlo mister jeromeplease see the numbersthe numbers have come outu must look at themand then lower the ratesit is emergency timethank u mister jerome
>>62101816They keep their kids in new york and florida.
It's market Manipulation Friday! What silly events will Trump bring us after close?
>>62101820Shiz & piz confirmed.
> nows
CRDO +11%
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
Damn, WTI starting to dump pretty hard now. Any reason?
>>62101825jerome's going to chud maxx his way to retirement in may when he's replaced and the new guy starts the mega pump and rate cut
Is /smg/ computer going out of business?
>>62101838fake news that the usa released iran's money + israel agreed to a ceasefire lol
>>62101838trump is crashing out on twitter
>>62101840No I am still here
>>62101838>>62101793
boring day desu
>>62101838Shorts closing and getting ready to open new shorts when oil hits 140 soon.
WTFFFFFFFFWT
My app is broken. These definitely cannot be the correct prices.
>>62101849Good or bad WTFWT
>>62101838Active measures by General Secretary Donald and People’s Commissar Bessnyet
>>62101843Ok good thanks frend
>worked for a pajeet last year>got 1600 dollars in wages>....>they gave me a 1099-NECIs there any reason why they would fuck me like thisIt's osme tax thing isn't it, by putting me in the self-employed category they can save on their own taxes while fucking me in the ass since it reduces my tax returnAnd she stiffed me on about 200 bucksThanks cunt
NEW: ‘In recent conversations with advisors, Trump has conceded that the Strait of Hormuz is unlikely to completely reopen anytime soon’ – Reuters
Should SMG become our new meme ticker?
Oil Bros ,why is it dumping?
>>62101845Thanks, I missed it. Once NATO announced offering help cleaning up the strait I kind of assumed it's most likely to be over pretty soon.
>>62101827Like a jeet pumping a shitcoin.Unbelievable.“Wall street owns D.C.” my ass. If they really owned D.C. this clown would be gone by now.
>>62101857>I am outperforming SMGWoohoooo
>>62101862The US doesn't apparently doesn't even count on the strait opening soon, but peace, it seems, is enough.
>>62101863All work for The Party comrade. You are thinking in antiquated reactionary terms.
chip bros
>>62101870>MarvelGODS
>>62101765you know and interesting hack would just be to make corps pay the interest on the debt. I bet the budget would balance out real quick.
>>62101856>Trump worried about the straights of hormuz>Gives no thought to the gays of hormuzI hate how even in war, these people are continuously marginalized boss.
>>62101862>>62101867>The US apparently doesn't even count on the strait opening soon, but peace, it seems, is enough.Ftfm, had a stroke.
my next plan: wait for the market to dump its deserved amount and get back inI'm now a permabobo.
INTCanon here. Just letting you guys know that I did what I promised. Sold half my stack as soon as we went past $60 and I got out at $62 with a $30.50 overall cost basis, no matter what happens now I'll have at least not lost money on INTC even if they went completely bankrupt. It's been a fun 3 years, but it finally happened.
>>62101880>INTCGOD
I don't even care about my shitfolioI just care about my smiggers :3
>>62101880I bought in lower but pussed out earlier. Good work sensible desktop anon.
>>62101885Awww *hugs you*
wtfwt?oil slipping
MRVL +7.4%AMD +3.8%NVDA +2.4%AVGO +5.2%CRDO +11.2%ALAB +15.7%
>Oil rugging on US cucking by unfreezing Iranian assets
>>62101889trump is crashing out kek
they literally said they'd send me an W2 in february, never sent it, then sent a 1099-NECThe fuck is this jeet's problem
>>62101891no sources nigga. plus the guy says its 6 billion, but they actually froze 100 billion.
>>62101890The new tech kings...
>>62101893Pltr pumping soon
>>62101861I offloaded all my oil so you poorfags can join me, you're welcome
>>62101893Shouldn't that drive oil up? Something just happened in the last 5 minutes that made oil drop.
moshi moshi why is market down
>>62101875Well, I can see NATO cleaning up the strait making sense. Not only are they the countries that actually need the oil and goods physically and could actually provide the sweeping. I don't think Iran would particularly care and even if USA would do it, it might be a bit awkward as they've been assaulting Iran just a couple of days ago.Either way even if negotiations won't go well, I would expect Hormuz to be open and attacks to not resume, which kind of is the biggest impact of the whole thing, at least as far as economy goes.
>>62101908something happened
Monday gap up on oil. Talks will collapse, Trump will be back to threats, and the strait will remain closed. Time to start setting up a new TACO to tamp oil back down from $120 next Friday.
>>62101905a literal who on twitter spread a rumor that the usa agreed to unfreeze Iran's money and that israel agreed to a ceasefire
>>62101900im surprised to see people care about MRVL suddenly. i was buying them at maybe 19x forward earnings a while ago. they were practically a value play then. an ASIC also ran.the chips build out is still in early innings imo.
>>62101915Who said it?
>>62101921https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/2042665055473271220
Hell ya, gonna buy the oil dip cause these idiots can't figure shit out. I'll have money to buy $10 gas next month.
>>62101919Feeling the urge to FOMO into MRVU
>>62101873They're already doing that. It's called Taxes.What would straighten out the budget real quick is to actually shut down the foreigner welfare fraud and kickback schemes to the politicians in the various states. But since politicians on both sides are getting kickbacks, that's not going to happen.Democracy is a joke because the elected representatives are so easily bought off and spend 80% of their time in office begging for campaign money
yeah time to cash the fuck out
crab day I guess
>>62101880How much?
>>621019512 shares
>>62101934i have an account that automatically buys MRVL every week. AVGO, AMD and a few others. ill hold those for 10 years easy.
Holy shit volume is so low it's not even fun.Is this how it's going to be now? No volume, no moving, just crab for eternity. I am so ready to be done with this shit. Hello CDs, Tbills and dividend stocks.
Down it goes..
Just bought USO puts, break even if USO goes under $100 by Jan 27
>>62101957I should figure out a set up for that. I'll probably defer my deposits that I should be doing to MRVL
Man, I'm always in the wrong thing.Something too low? It jumps 20% in a day.Something too high? Keeps going, FUCKING SANDISK!Hear about oil doing up/down? It stops and reverses course immediately as soon as you enter.Some faggot no name tech thing? Pumps as soon as market opens on no news for 3 hours!
I'm disappointed that governments have so much oil out there that it's dumping below 100 bucks.Where did they print that out from?
>>62101968;-;
>>62101951$11k pulled out, while still keeping 150 shares. That was a bigger amount of money for me back then and ive been holding them for so long.
>>62101970They found a new hole in Texas
anything beat down/new I can get into and just hold forever?
>>62101982tech/bitcoin
>>62101978Jiang Xueqin predicts Texas to win the civil war against new york.
>>62101968You see the shitfest that is oil and you decide to gamble on it?
>>62101982>foreverDepends upon what kind of forever you mean, but gold for actual forever.
>>62101937not taxes though, then there is a bunch bribing and the such. literal you pay the interest. the % of your share is based on your gross quarterly profits with respect to your competitors. now instead of lobbying for subsidies and carve outs they will lobby for reduced spending and fiscal responsibility.
He's not even trying to hide the market manipulation. Fucking hell.
>>62101986I'm hodling oil. I believe there is a shortage tsunami coming, and people will pay anything to get a barrel, or have to shut down operations. Multiple people will be bidding on one barrel of oil, and only one of them will get it, so they will bid it to the sky.When the real physical shortage hits. I believe it's coming, but it's a 2 more weeks thing.
>>62101982maybe CRDO. its not risk free though.
POWER HOUR PLEASEWHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKWHY ARE WE SO FLATWHY IS SCHD GOING DOWNWE NEED TO PUMP THIS UPTHIS IS PATHETIC BEHAVIORWE NEED TO CLOSE GREENWE NEED HYPER GREENWE NEED A MEGA PUMPJEROME
>KO
>>62101996Let me guess, you still haven't bought PLTR?
>>62101996Palantir is great but the stock economics may not be at least according to the big short guy
>>62102002Too dramatic. The war will continue and the US will take a good 6 months to open the fuckin' strait. You're doing well to hold, I think you'll definitely come out on top.
>>62101996People criticized the british empire 200 years ago for all their war crimes but nobody did anything about it so they got away with everything.It's the same with this guy and israel. He's corrupt because americans will let him get away with it forever.
THE MARKET WILL NEVER GO DOWN EVER AGAINMONDAY GAP UP ODDS ARE EXTREMELY HIGH. BUY OTM CALLS FOR MONDAY
>>62102016british empire still exists right now in america. its version 2.0. its very good at everything it does. world class with no competition.
NET is over sold.
>>62102009Is there a character stronger than Cosmo Kramer?
>>62102014The strait will stay closed for decades if this is another forever war. People will just move on to oil alternatives. But I'm buying oil, every dip under 90 is good.
The fuck is up with this market, anything goes
I'm up right now so I'm just gonna stop looking for the day so as far as I'm aware, I'm going into the weekend in the green
>>62102022forward 2027 PE is 133. idk if thats a great deal.
>>62101996No one's going to bite. He's no Bollywood benchode level scammer.
>>62102030>No one's going to biteTHEY ALREADY BOUGHT RETARD. THEY BIT. STFU
>>62101903Told you retarded niggers. Get in the boat fast before it leaves
>>62102032Wow 3% profits!
>>62101982There's still some room for health insurance.Robotics surgery ISRG is beat down and is not going anywhere.
I have zero faith in that tweet being a buy signal.
>>62102022i only bought 30 shares of NET at 28.00 when it was new. I regret not buying more.
>>62102039Then short it Mr. Burry :)There's our lil contrarian investor, how's that YTD looking squirt?
for the oil trade, we just have to accept that there will be a million jewish tricks and fake news headlines on our way to the top
>>62102044I think it will crab to hell and bleed slowly. How do I make money off that?
SPX wants to go back to the 6840 resistance.
Why the fuck is oil dumping rn? The talks are looking more and more uncertain and there have been multiple articles published in the mainstream financial news just today about how this oil shock is going to be horrible for months. What happened in just the past half hour to justify this.
I’m taking a loss on my SOXS in 40 minutes! Thank you for your attention!
>>62101996You are retarded if you dont already have palantir
>>62102052I was wondering the same. Maybe speculators don't want to hold the risk over the weekend no matter what direction. If it keeps dumping I'm going to buy some levered paper oil before close.
>>62102052this>>62101930
i missed the generational bottom, missed soxl. what should i buy at this point??? am i priced out forever /smg/?i wanna buy so badly , i wanna cum too
My bank replaced my personal (female) banker with a monthly email newsletter...
>>62101903No it isn't, Baron.
>>62102065bearish
>>62102064SOXL
>>62102052breaking news: your information and knowledge is worse than billion dollar traders, hedge funds, and global investment banks.
>>62102070Did I say it wasn't, retard? I asked why.
>>62102052You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about
>>62102069PLTR? SOXL is up 50% since monday
>>62101897still rugged on that, as if it matters if it's true
>me big smart oil trader with 8k on RH>whoa whats going on?>this article said this thing>whats going on?>i dont get it or understand what is going on?>whats going on?pure comedy
>>62102076stfu faggot. read this>WAR IN MIDDLE EAST TO HAVE CASCADING IMPACT ON GLOBAL ECONOMY, WORLD BANK PRESIDENT BANGA TELLS REUTERS
fuck it i'm going to make an americano for power houridgaf if my heart explodes
>>62102052>Why the fuck is oil dumping rn? Stockmarket is fakest of fakes. Don't think of what the world is in or needs. Think about what Cheeto wants, needs and his friends will do because of this.You will eat lobstor for life smigger.
>>62101967he means robinhood. Robinhood has automatic scheduled buy orders.
>>62102048Bear zebra or an already itm put.
>>62102075breaking news none of us here can tell you why for the same reasons.
I'll buy oil before the close when every has finished dumping. Easy money when Isreal will sabotage everything during the weekend.
>>62102083based..
>>62101968Kek sndk. Had 3000 in that and was gonna put another 150k in. Thne I was too hungover to miss the bottom of that dump and now I'm priced out. What a world.
>>62102070Apparently it's not.
>>62102088i use M1 and Schwab but im sure its offered at many brokers.
>>62102083Froth one on me>Pssssttttttttfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>62102075>whyBecause there are more people selling than buying. Glad I could help.
I think we might skip past oil shock and go straight to global recession.
>>62101915Not just a literal who, a known liar.
Spaceshit are the EV's of this cycle.
I fucked up too. Bought a retardacious amount of puts today. My take was that retail was buying in at the moment.These numbnuts arent even tired of selling yet.Europoor 4 Life
>>62102099I would but Americanos dont' get frothed and I'm out of milk
>>62102102Good thing America is on the moon and not going to be impacted, except by all the other countries trying to suck our dicks for this fake currency we literally just print out of thin air boss.
>>62101930Half of the shit this clown posts is outright made up, the other half is sponsored by China and Iran, this is crazy
>>62102108I got a nespresso machine that makes fantastic coffee boss.
Take it easy this weekend mumu.You can’t stop what’s coming and there’s no use worrying about it.I will admit that even I was buying a few hundred bucks in puts hoping some vigilante would avoid this insanity, but it’s time to embrace reality.But it’s time to grow up and enter the acceptance phase.It’s quite simply over. Those at the top will keep it up until all faith in the markets, the media, all institutions is gone.People at work are sharing dollar vigilante videos, normies.We will be nearing all time highs before plunging headlong into the abyss.
>>62102107It's okay, I bought SOXS on April 3rd
Hello /smg/ its been a few years.Are the schizos who were right about Covid giving us similar info on Iran war? Are we expecting a happening?I fucked up. I haven’t been investing. I haven’t been stacking silver. I now have an absurd amount of money tied up in sealed mtg product. I might have fucked up.I hear there may be time still to buy oil. I never figured out how to do futures really.
>>62102098Not f*delity
I don't short or buy puts anymore btw got fucked on SOXS back in 2024 when Nvidia was running to the all time highs
Straight up has not been a pattern ever in the century long history of the stock market until i decided to buy soxs last week
>>62102057DON'T DO IT BAGHOLDER BROWHAT'S ANOTHER -30% ANYWAYS?
>>62102118>Magic cards >SilverMaybe stick to markets you actually understand. Have you considwred using your wealth of knowledge about shitting into a diapwr to perhaps consider going long on KMB? If you touch oil you'll get heemed.
EARLY ACCESS on the geopolitical "developments" to be happening this weekend should drop any time soon.My guess for Monday:>if no war escalation over the weekendSPX small gap up; +0.5% to %0.75 EOD>if muh hummus peas dealSPX gap up to 6900pts or more; touching 7000pts intraday; closing somewhere between 6950pts and 7000pts>if war escalationwho chairs
fuckin hell kamala considering running for prez again this bitch just wants to see the world burn
>>62102140>when war escalationftfy
>>62102142NEH
>>62101986I WENT DOWN AFTER IT FUCKING DROPPED EXPEXTING IT TO KEEP FUCKING GOING!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Why did SOXL double in the last week?????? What is happening?? I sold it all at $50 I think I’m gonna be sick
>>62102145Hormussy status?
>>62101982Any crypto that isn't btc
>>62102062no credible source is saying this, but apparently the Iranians have just arrived in Islamabad
>>62102083Breville barista touch. Thats what I use. I love that little fucker.
>>62102110I think England should nuke the moon so the United States can't have it.
>>62102118oil tards will see this post and think nothing of it kekaroo
huge volume on PLTR after Executive Branch's thumbs-up
>>62102158We have a treaty against using nukes in space and on the moon boss.
>nothing has changed since the "ceasefire">everyone is pretending its over and tech is up and energy is down>this despite oil back over $100
WHAT THE SNACK WAS THAT
>>62102161>price still downlooks like someone offloaded their bags onto some suckers
>>62102161Double the vol. Im not touching that now. Kek future baggies. Screencap.
(AAA)x24
Why did he include the ticker symbol?
>>62102168Tech is up? Zoom out.
DOE dropped another 8.4 million barrels in their short positionUS loans 8.5 million barrels of SPR oil in second batch since Iran war - https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-loans-85-million-barrels-spr-oil-second-batch-since-iran-war-2026-04-10/
>>62102151After 41 days if congestion I believe it's safe to conclude that the importance of the hormussy to le global economy was greatly overestimated. The EU (or UK, or whatever) dedicated one(1) singular virtual zoom meeting to the whole matter so far.Compare that to the 4+ years of relentless asslicking of Oinkraine.Hormussy ain't that relevant, it seems.
>>62102176That's how AI usually writes it.
>>62102176it increased engagement for sure
>>62102176Make it easeir for retail chumps on truth to pump his bags
What's the financial implications of Israel bombing Spain?
>>62102175So far, sharply rising Japanese bond yields have also proven themselves to be an absolute nothing burger.Contrary to all the beliefs of muh experts.
I wonder if the other carriers will arrive this weekend. I've been thinking big escalation every weekend now and it's just angry tweets
>>62101968>Hear about oil doing up/down? It stops and reverses course immediately as soon as you enterMomentum investing is for dummies. My BP shares got rugged by Donnie for the nth time but I'm not concerned because I expect them to report bumper earnings on the 28th.
>>62102189>boom goes le train
I get it. After printing oil they will not summon oil in those talks, verbally.
>>62102189 > Most moral army in the world If you are from Israel maybe.
>>62102136Where can I get some crabs to eat my toe gunk?
I've boughted oil. Did I frontrun the insiders or will there be no trickery over the weekend this time?
>>62102189The Spaniards were the OG antisemites.
Where do I find babes that are into the stock market do you think
Kek. Im out for today. Touch grass. Market will be lame till next expiry. Puts be printin'.
>>62102189I wish I was Spanish. Instead I am an Amerigoylem.
>>62102208>BPGODonly -5% from ath despite le oil fud
>>62102203At the beach.
oil trader here, and part time Home Depot paint mixer
QUADS AND WE HAVE PEACE IN EASTERN EUROPE AND THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE MARKET RETARD PUMPS TO 8,000
IT'S A LADDERSNACKATTACK
>>62102203>>62102219Alternatively you can go to a $10 hooker and ask her if you can comb her pubes to collect some crabs to clean your toe gunk.
>>62102206>"the greatest most beautiful PROGRESS negotiating with IRAN!">RIP your account.
>>62102161Hate this shit.Never is something I can win with, always shown off when it's too late
>>62102217XOMGOD is that you? How's it going?
>>62102178So did the DOE create more shorts or close them?
>>62102052You guys know oil is going to dump 20% by end of year, right? why would it stay up forever? Literally just look at the contracts retards.
>>62102229There's never been this much progress>Iran get's 2 million per ship
the insane gambling is outperforming the s&p
>>62102237IT HASN'T FUCKING GONE UP!!!!WHERE IS OUR SHOULD BE $150 TO $200 FEAR BARRELS!?
>>62102229Trump also released 6 billions USD in frozen funds
>>62102228They charge extra for that.
>>62102243Imagine actually believing that was going to happen lmao
OH NO SOXL IS CLOSING BELOW +50% CANDLE, IT'S OVER
>>62102243As far as I can see, Trump is going to take the L until things die down. He has 2.5 more years to return if his mood swings that way.
Please close the market. I want to get wasted and have weekend
>>62102235my gains got heemed a little bit and i'm thinking of selling my bags
>>62102244I googled "Iran frozen funds" and the only source was some guy named Mohammed on Facebook.>>62102243It would have had the USA not surrendered.
>muh $200 oil
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
MA20 on 1h NDX unbreakable. True Support
>>62102263Today: -0.24%This Week: +5.26%This Month: +7.36%This Year: -4.91%
>>62102263
>>62102263-0.6%
AMD
>>62102263+1.42%+5.69%
>>62102257I say keep it. Even if the ceasefire holds, oil will likely stay above 80 for the forseeable future. There's also the Venezuela oil. XOM should post record profits.
>>62102265such a sad portfolio
>>62102258I found @BabakVahdad
-0.6% Theta decay and put loss. Cheeto, Bibi, please just V(ix) Smile at me.
>>62102263+0.1%
>>62102148>>62102252Why did it double to begin with?? Yes I’m samefagging, I had all my savings in this do I buy back in?? WTF WTF
>>62102263I bought PLTR shares and USO puts, feeling good :)Otherwise basically flat today.
>>62102236With physical releases of SPR oil . They also get 20% more oil in return last I checked
>>62102263+11.5%-5.6%I should stop playing with options, though 1 month in actively trading is so much more profitable than buying shares
>>62102274Chevron is the main beneficiary for the vuvuzela oil.
>>62102282TSMC has good numbers, OpenAI raised more money and revenue went up, Anthropic raised more money and revenue went up, new Meta model, Meta made deals with CRWV, NVDA invested in MRVL, CPU demand is going up. idk its endless really. im sure i missed a few things.
>>62102263I lost 200$.Anyone got the data for volumes that can easily check for stats? Is this the lowest volume week in a decade with all the price fixing?36M and 38M on the SPY on two days, I can’t see anything going back to April of last year remotely that low.
My WEAT calls have been fucking decimated kek.
>>62102275I can beat that
ChatGPT is referring retards to contact my business. It's literally free advertising boss.
>>62102294Investors are scared.
>>62102263Up 1.5% today, mostly thanks to copper.I bought che.un because someone said china would ban sulphur. I suspect i fooled myself and it'll crash next week.
>>62102298dont you feel ashamed? the sad thing is there are people out there like yourself who STILL believe they can outsmart something like spy.
>>6210229410th least volume this week in the last year.
>>62102296we love in an age where ai generated wheat can feed a family of 4
ding ding ding, did da homies do for the week
>>62102303I have lost all will to care once I seen how much I lost vs made.I probably won't recover even if I could wipe away my losses and double my win.
>>62102300No when that happens the price goes down.It Uncle Sam pumping it to a price no one will pay, and firms trading in a circle.Anyway though is it the lowest volume week in a decade? 5 years? I know it’s since last April but I want to know how low and also proportionally to shares outstanding, which I think would probably set all time low volume records with this much manipulation and loss of confidence.
>>62102307related
>>62102263I'm 75% sgov now. Made a little money on cheeky options on Wednesday. Oil losses offset the remainder of my boggleshit. Only other position is pollack etf which ripped.
wait so who won, Trump or the persians?
>>62102317Russia
>>62102314This week ranks #10 from least to most volume (well below the median of ~360M and mean of ~380M).Full ranked list:Week ending 2025-03-07: 160,485,384 sharesWeek ending 2025-12-26: 215,455,591 sharesWeek ending 2025-05-09: 245,340,298 sharesWeek ending 2025-03-28: 262,879,367 sharesWeek ending 2026-01-02: 273,242,178 sharesWeek ending 2025-07-04: 280,108,304 sharesWeek ending 2025-11-28: 282,605,993 sharesWeek ending 2025-08-29: 287,238,619 sharesWeek ending 2025-04-18: 287,776,764 shares10. Week ending 2026-04-10: 296,754,968 shares THIS WEEK
Conspiracy theory: Trump keeps crashing the market because he knows AI is a bubble and is trying to hold off the inevitable. I noticed that the S&P was creaking to a halt anyway just before the April tariffs. Same with this war.
>>62102322>still believes in 3D chess bullshitBro it's been 10 years, it's pretty obvious the guy is mentally retarded.
>>62102317TBD but Trump seems to be at least giving in on a few points. Anything could happen, but Trump has been babbling about domestic issues. I don't think we'll see further military intervention before midterms hit.
>>62101895sounds like your problem is you got a 1099 instead of a W2
>>62102313look at the bright side. you losing money means someone else like me won.
>>62102317USA lost, Iran drew and Israel won.
>>62102322the market isn't crashing howdesuit thou nigel you fucking idiot, haven't you lost your entire 3k portfoilio yet?
I FELL FOR IT AGAINWHY DO I KEEP GAMBLING ON PENNY STOCKS? FUUUUCK. THERE GOES THIS MONTHS RENT.
>>62102334that's some ice cold logic
>>62102321They need to make OTC and dark pools illegal or give retail the same channels.
>>62102333Based nooticer
anons i just spent $1500 on Italian stainless cookware after observing that the dip is over.
Zack's says BP is a strong buyhttps://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/crude-prices-stay-above-90-185100255.html
>>62102334Doesn't govt win?
>>62102124David SOXL is an innovator the likes of which we haven't seen since the great Tim Apple of the last century
>>62102342What did you gamble on?
>>62102350If you're gonna listen to Zacks unironically just buy voo and hold forever
>>62102351I dont pax taxes so there is that, so no.
>>62102349What ticker?
>>62102339Making fun of a poor person on a Japanese finance forum is like making fun of a fat person at the gym.
>>62102355Why? So you guys can just laugh at me again?
>Cramer saying Adobe is in trouble because of vibecoderslolGenerational buying opportunity.
>>62102365Nah adobe is a piece of shit. He's right.
>>62102369>Indian CEOimagine buying that
>>62102365Good. Fuck Adobe. They got greedy with all the subscription bullshit.
>>62102361privately held, the "meyer" corporation
>>62102362Useless?I mean, they are already poor (fat), nothing will change.
>>62102363Yes, other people losing more money than me makes me feel better.
>>62102322>AI is a bubbleCreate a product so sophisticated third worlds A.) can't afford it and B.) have no practical use for it thereby making it difficult to sell and then base most of your stock market around it.Smart.
>>62102365they have 12% rev growth today vs 25% a few years ago. no wonder the PE came down. hope growth doesnt slow further.
>>62102263i lost -1700 bucks this week. First week since Nov of 24 that I have failed to make a profit >>62102358gov doesn't needs your taxes to win, they print the money. The taxes are just for humiliation
>>62102382it is smart. third worlders don't comprehend most of what happens globally. they only recently got the Internet, whereas we've had it for decades.
>>62102373So SICK of all the damn Indian CEO.Fucking RUINING companies.
>>62102321For individual days.For individual days it goes back to late October 24 for low vol
>>62102362yea except i dont have to leave the house so it's even better
ADBE rev growth. im pretty sure you can find companies growing faster than this.
>>62102387It's important to know how long the indian CEO is running the company. A couple of years it will go well while internally everything falls apart but the numbers will look better. After a couple of years the rot is so bad that the products start to suffer and eventually it will make the numbers worse.
>>62102344if you've got 10 billion dollars worth of a stock to sell I'm sure they'll allow you to use the dark pool
>>62102394gotta get that per share anon
>>62102389Today was the sixth lowest volume in the last year.
>>62102293What about the imminent AI bubble bursting? Or WWIII around the corner? This kind of rebound pump is kind of absurd. knew I should’ve stuck to my never sell strategy.
>>62102399Sorry, #8.
>>62102394The company seems fine? Probably just AI hype. Buy the dip.
>>62102407NM, right the first time. #6.
>>62102397it's just plain unethical that we can't see the real flows taking place. this is a regulated market so all orders should be public.
> futures
>market pumping in AHMan, how much you can achieve with just talkin or just announcing you're going to talk
>>62102387>Indian CEO bad!>African-American CEO good!
>>62102398you can post the revenue per share if you want. it wont change the revenue growth rate.
>>62102396yeah just like adobe, they generally coast off the work the prior ceo did in developing their products, stop improving then scam their customers (adobes fees to cancel etc) so you tend to get a good run for a bit, just need to get out before the disasters from their reign of terror start to materialise
>>62102417>US Official on Iran: We still don't agree on what we are negotiating about - Axios>posted 16:05>gets ignored by marketlmao, it's the same like with China talks. All bad stuff gets ignored.
>>62102399There was a 36M day this week though.
>>62102407So you are saying not going long is the move?
>>62102409the company is fine. but 9% growth wont get the 30x earnings the 25% growth used to get. 9% growth will get a much lower multiple like it does. you also have to hope the 9% doesnt keep falling or go negative.
>>62102417It's not pumping. Just farting around.
>>62102399HERES A TIP SO YOU CAN SEE THAT YOURE A RETARDLOOK AT THE WEEKLY VOLUME INSTEAD
ARE YOU READY KIDS
>>62102423What about it?https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/history/
>>62102425Not saying anything either way, was just answering other anons question. I have no fucking idea what to do in this market, mostly cash. Sold my soxl for 51 a week ago lmao.
>62102433>oil dumps another 1%
>>62102433ITS BEEN KNOWN YUROPOOR COUNTRIES HAVE BEEN BOLSTERING THEMSELVES TO BE LESS US RELIANT NO ONES GONNA DO SHIT
>>62102433wot no way?
>>62102263+2.4% day+20.4% week
>>62102431Posted that earlier. Literally just answering anons question.
>>62102433Tired of these clickbait tweets.
>>62102433Sounds like a complete nothingburger.
>>62102428S&P is up 7-8 points isnce >>62102422Considering how little it moved today, that's basically 1%
>>62102263Today: +0.15%This week: +2.82%This year: +1.17%Back in the green
PAIN TRADE COMPLETETIME FOR TWITTER TIRADES
BTW IF YOU THINK THERE ISNT A SHADOW SOCIETY OF JEWS WHO MADE SURE THE SPY HIT 680 AT 5PM ON THE DOT JUST NOW THEN JUST LMAO
>>62102263I lost my shirt. Literally, can't find it.
>>62102440nice hat, fren!
>>62102263-0.8% today +5%this week+11%ytdNot bad
no chip stockers are getting mad
>>62101880INTChad
What car should I buy?What car do you guys drive?I'm thinking ~5 year old Toyota Corolla. They seem discounted because everybody wants SUVs now.
>>62102477based lmao
>>62102477He's just got a face that inspires violence.
>>62102477wagies are totally losing it. I suspect they're going to get bailed out soon though. new jobs programs and things. maybe a stimmy check.
is we getting stimmy check
2 weeks to stop the spread
>>62102412i can jack off to this
>>62102480I was thinking of a 2003 Yaris but I'll stick with my bicycle for now. I've heard good things about the Corolla. Can't say if 5 years will be good though because American car mileages are wack. I hate SUVs as well but these days if you're not in a SUV you will be crushed by an SUV.
>>62102296CANE bros rotting inna ditch
>when you fell for the smg fud
>>62102189Imagine being so based that the top kike makes seething tweets just for you
>>62102480Depends what you want to use it for, I think wagons are the best body type for most people. Storage space of an SUV without the bulk, and they usually come with 4wd.Personally I wouldn't buy any car past 2010. I'm currently driving a BL/BP subaru outback with the 3.0 engine, it's a bit fuel hungry but it's a nice balance of oracticality and performance.If I win big I'm planning on buying a VW Iltis, I always thought they looked cool and their history is interesting too, despite the name this was developped by Audi and is basically the Quattro's prototype
>>62102296good thing I bought COW, I'm about to make it rain from all the wheatfags dumping hahajaajajajaj
speculators have not gotten all that much more long in oil futures according to CoT. producers have been buying though>>62102191the yen is still on lows thoughbeit>happeningthat is still my working hypothesis personally
>>62102514>>62102118
What credit spreads should I be looking at to know when the end is near?I only know of TLT/HYG
Shop's closed.Piss off.
>>62102480Honda crx or Nissan leaf
I'm shorting SOXL
Anyone hate weekends? Have to wait two days to see if my bags are gonna print.
Uhhh, baker??? I need a new thread to shitpost in the top of
>>62102533This anon is very cute and smart
>>62102519XCCC/HYGFRED has different ratings' OAS too
>>62102503I TOLD YOU RETARDS TO BUY CALLS INTO THE DIP. MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. FOREVER
>>62102533ah shit forgot to put in my shorts. knowing this shithole market soxl will pump on monday anyways
>>62102534IF YOU HAVE PUTS, THEY ARE 100% DEAD RETARD. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. YOU KNEW IT WAS DEAD MONEY AS SOON AS YOU BOUGHT THEM LIKE AN IDIOT
>Trump said of Vance Friday afternoon: “I wish him luck. He’s got a big thing.”what did he mean by this
>>62102533Idk if the TA says semiconductors are going to keep moving up after their earnings bump but it says they're sure as fuck not going down anytime soon. Barring big macro swings.
>>62102542>>62102544I'm going to keep shorting
>>62102552WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL IT TURNSMARKETS ARENT GONNA JUSST DROP 10% WITHOUT YOU OVERNIGHT LOL
>>62102549BAC I guess(Big Appalachian Cock)
