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How much would it cost to get some cozy homestead like picrel in the mountains with 50 acres? From what I've seen it'll be over $1M?
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>>62102728
Imagine paying 1M so a bunch of niggers go there, steal your shit and set your house on fire, what's even the point?
>I'll shoot them niggers if they come to my property
You'll end up in jail, that's what you'll get
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>>62102775
>Imagine paying 1M so a bunch of niggers go there, steal your shit and set your house on fire, what's even the point?
If you have 1M to buy that, you have money to buy 6 big dogs, build an emergency mini bunker with CCTV monitoring for your whole house, and a lot of gadgets to stall them enough for the police to arrive.
>I will not use muh dogs as tools WAH WAH WAH.
ok then, use drones. Its fairly easy on this year to automate a group of drones to patrol your terrain. Or to leverage machine vision to detect niggers and alert you.
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>>62102799
your dogs ain't going to do shit against armed nigs though
that other guy is right, this seems cozy but no point living like that in a shithole like america
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>>62102829
>your dogs ain't going to do shit against armed nigs though
They buy you enough time to get into your bunker.
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>>62102728
Homesteading is hard work
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>>62102775
If niggers never find out it exists how will they know to rob it?
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>>62102799
even if you get your little gay bunker, the niggers get arrested by the police, they will know not forget you're there and even the lowest IQ monkey in the group can tell that if you have a bunker you have something of value in there. Suppose those 6 big dogs shred a nigger in pieces, and somehow you get a good lawyer and you don't go to jail, it's open season for nigger vengeance
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>>62102861
rob it? the niggers will set the place on fire, they will find out eventually, maybe tomorrow maybe in 5 years, but they will find it and try to kill OP
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i live in rural MN and i havent seen a black person in person in years. just saying.
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>>62102728
Depends what mountains. In general though, you should aim for at least a standard 40 acre parcel. This gives you tax options like timber, conservation, farm etc. They come with stipulations though. Usually through the county.

You will probably want to get an existing house as septic can also be a county issue depending on where you are.

Dont let people tell you one thing or another. If you have had a taste of the forest, then you need to experience all seasons in it before you commit.

Winter can be rough even in the better climates. It's usually the season that makes or breaks people.

I live here and I love it.
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>>62102775
The North American Pavement Ape's natural habitat only extends as far as Suburbia on its outer fringes and they are densest in Urban centers. They have an innate fear of the woods and Rural land. The chances of encountering one out in the mountains far from gibsmedats are very slim and it will likely be more scared of you than you are if it.
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>>62102829
In America do niggers actually travel out to middle of nowhere and raid homesteads and murder the owners brutally like they do with farmers in South Africa?
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>>62103204
No, that guy is larping.
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>>62103204
I'm larping i don't think niggers go out of the ghettos in packs, really
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>>62102799
they'll bbq the dogs and dance around, you better be loaded with full auto and a fat sign saying "HODL NEGRO"
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>In the mountains
Land is incredibly cheap if you're a few hours from where anyone wants to be, but you can't buy on-market land that's deliberately overpriced. 300k is reasonable, or actually 150 in the right areas
>50 acres
You can't manage 50 productive acres of fruit / farmland, my unc's professional fruit farm is 100 acres and 25 of it is forest (no fruit production), probably half the remaining is vacant, and he still has to bring in family workers and have his dad help him

>Cozy homestead
>With 50 acres
Simple lifehack if you're trying to not be productive is to just buy land next to hiking trains and natural parks, because if you're not using the land for productive enterprise and you don't have to seriously modify it that means it doesn't have to be yours, could even live next to billy bumfuck who lets you walk on his land in exchange for being able to walk on yours.
So overall land 150-300k, house can be anywhere from 100k (you're not getting cheaper realistically) to 1 million.
Watch some videos on buying unlisted land, most land you see on the market they don't actually WANT to sell and it's going for like double or more, nobody buys it, and it eventually sells for 60% off or just never sells at all.
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>>62103263
He could buy land with open forest and mostly oak trees and just use 30 acers of it as free range pig farm for like 20 pigs. The pigs wont need much extra food most of the year then and provide extremely healthy food.
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>>62102728
Whats wrong with you americans. Literally nothing justifies 500.000 loaf of bread for that thing, nowhere.
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>>62103356
Just the most barebones new build house you can imagine will be 100k or more for a barndominium, because this isn't that the house alone is worth more.
Now add in some land, add in that maybe utilities were far away, add in that it's in a semi-desirable area because anon isn't driving 3 hours out of town probably.

But actually you can do this for 200k if you have a mobile home and shop around with your land, it's all about how desirable the land was, the cost of the labor, the quality of the house, ect.
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>>62102728
In West Virginia? Probably $200k would be too much.
Location is what matters.
A similar house outside Seattle? $2 million.
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>>62103204
No. But last time I went hiking in America there were a few groups of niggers with blue tooth speakers on the trail and I was shocked. Hadn't ever seen niggers in a national park. I was a Boyscout so I have been in parks a fair bit.
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>>62103263
>Simple lifehack if you're trying to not be productive is to just buy land next to hiking trains and natural parks, because if you're not using the land for productive enterprise and you don't have to seriously modify it that means it doesn't have to be yours, could even live next to billy bumfuck who lets you walk on his land in exchange for being able to walk on yours.
Across from the front of my house is thousands of acres of government owned land and much is protected habitat for certain birds. And yea obviously we use it like we own it practically. I ride my ATV, we pick mushrooms and berries, I fuck my wife up against trees etc.
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>>62103204
>>62103242
In my area they don't even travel outside of DA HOOD unless they have a court date, there's a pizza joint that's really cheap that's just outside of the hood (literally one street over) but I've only ever seen white people in it.
There's basically one road that runs across the hood and acts like a "wall" which for whatever reason they never cross, once you cross this invisible line you just don't see them anymore until you hop over to the other hood with its other nigger denizens, who have probably never interacted with the other hood.
>>62103735
Yeah, I've thought about getting a house on a stream / lake for this reason, you don't own it but merely having 10 feet of access would let you park a boat there and go wherever you want, could even buy shitty unaccessable land that only you could get to with said boat - more common than you'd think in tenneessee
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>>62103742
My neighbor does park stuff on the land he doesn't own. It's a dead end dirt road with only 3 houses on it. I just dump yard waste in there.
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>>62103204
It's way easier for them to rob white collar soibois who love the hustle and bustle of the big city. Once AI kills white collar jobs, homestead raids will start.
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>>62103204
White junkies get buried in unmarked graves in WV for theft, niggers would get thrown down mineshafts but I've only seen three of them in the state.
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For $1M you could afford rent in a $2k/mo apartment somewhere nice for 41 years, and that's assuming you left it all in cash.

You could also buy a $300k house somewhere nice and keep it maintained and afford property taxes even longer if you don't mind a bit more work.

What's the obsession with acres? You're not using all that space, you don't hunt and you don't even garden let alone farm. Chill out.
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>>62105556
>acres
Keeps people away.
I am on half an acre and it is not really enough. I think maybe 1 full acre is the bare minimum. 10 acres would be ideal. Beyond 10 acres you've got a massive maintenance burden.
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>I want to live in a remote cozy homestead

is racist code for I don't want to live near black/brown people



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