no more tolls for muhammad edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62106233
VOO and chill
> futures
>>62106852The remaining oil that was flowing has been cut off completely and this is how america attacked japan in world war 2.Iran is basically japan in world war 2
First for circuit breakers monday and 300dollar oil
Please remember to RSVP!
MARKETS GO DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT RETARDS. WHATS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS
/biz/ I'm scared...
>>62106860>Based on the massive protests and the fact they feel threatened enough to bring in foreign militias to their cites to keep people in check.The same cities getting flattened by americans which means these protests will never happen again. All the religious people of Iran don't live in cities.Jiang Xueqin already said it.
first for niggers
>he didn’t buy puts on Friday
>>62106865>Market down tomorrow, orange retard tweet for 3 days, friday mega deal announcement. Do I buy a MEGA fuckton SOXL calls on Wednesday?
>>62106860>Based on the massive protests and the fact they feel threatened enough to bring in foreign militias to their cites to keep people in check.The BLM protests were massive too. Presumably we all hate cops now and want the gov overthrown right? People protest all the time but they also change their mind when you blow up their kids with missiles.
just woke up from my nap. Dreamt about sucking your flaccid penis and us frothing together, babe. How are you doing today? I hope you will come around and see that it would be better if we were together. I am keeping faith in us :)
>>62106872I can see the similarities. But will Iran eventually bow down to the US like Japan did? Trump would definitely like to be known as the President that tamed Iran.
>>62106872Except by the time the US was about to invade Japan they had literally no reusable planes left, and they had poured a lot of money into their now destroyed fleet. Iran is Japan with a land supply line and a practically unlimited arsenal of kamikaze pilots.By the way the reason they wwre so effective was that Japan practically unlocked anti-ship missiles 30 years early, before any defense could be developped.
>>62106881Why do you name the chink as some authority for something that is plainly obvious? Of course most people who are anti-regime in Iran are young women in urban areas? All the previous protests you've seen has shown this, you've seen protests erupt when one of these women are arrested or killed by the religious police enforcing women to wear head coverings for instance, stop being a faggot and citing this chink as though anything he says adds authority to your post
>>62106887Fuck I forgot about taco Tuesday, do I buy calls tomorrow then? I am not even joking, remember smg 4-5 years ago, that was fun. SOXL was king then
>>62106887Why not just buy SOXL on Wednesday? Save yourself the premiums. This situation isn’t gonna last as long as you think it is
I was seething a bit about how Hycroft kept climbing when it bounced off 30, hopefully this week will send it to the gallows so I can buy it.
Now that people are finally accepting that Professor Jiang is right, I will post some of his theories and what Israel and his puppet Trump are trying to accomplish. TRADE ACCORDINGLY:>Qatar and all those OIL city states where the only fans whores go to get shit on are done. They won't recover.>srael will sabotage every peace attempt>American troops on the ground>Building of the third temple. THEY Will accuse Iran of blowing the mosque>Collapse of the American empire>All the tech companies move to Jerusalem>USA retreats, abandona all his bases and Israel wages war against all Arab nations>The most important: Israel wants USA to lose this war. Once USA loses, Israel will become so powerful that no country will be able to stop it and they will wage war against all the middle east
I have Trump fatigue, can't someone just finish the job? Third time's the charm.
everyone expects the market to shit itself on monday. we all know whats going to happen next, it will go up instead. thats how the cookie crumbles
>Their strategy is to increase the price of oil.>Oh yeah!>Well we'll increase it even more!
>OIL NIGGERS IN SHAMBLESBUTT DEVASTATED >CAPS LOCK BUY CALLS SPAMMERANNIHILATED
I fed an AI a bunch of research papers on statistical and technical analysis in markets. And I told it to create a bunch of algoriuthms to predict future prices. It calculates like 30 different signals and weights themI've been watching the markets with this program and so far it's been more or less right
So if I'm reading this correctly Trump has now made the pool even more closed by closing the Iranian passage ?
oh nooo now the oil has to go around africa for a couple more dayswho cares
>>62106893>By the way the reason they wwre so effective was that Japan practically unlocked anti-ship missiles 30 years early, before any defense could be developped.no, kamikaze attacks were very rarely successful. like maybe 5% of the timebut the psychological impact was pretty bigafter the battle of midway, japan was fucked
>>62106890No most cops are relatively nice guys you’re just a troon mad they took your HRT.In any case the situation has changed since then, I supported boots too, but given the amount of casualties and tank destructions in Lebanon I think we can safely rule out a ground invasion, at least for a few more years until a successor platform to the Tank is developed.
>>62106879>banks>but also TSMC
Do you guya think taco tuesday dump will happen again this week? I'm certain Trump will try, but I'm unsure the IRGC is gonna be as passive this time. They basically told the US to fuck off after they kept pushing for objectives they couldn't win in the war, I don't think further negociations are happening for another 40 days
>>62106922>he STILL doesn't understand where hormussy is located
>>62106918The call spammer is most likely the indian oil spammer from a week ago. Just trying to make his money back since his puts at 75 are completely toast at this point.
>>62106930Bro thinks its the suez canal issue all over again.
Theres no way any of this is real bros i refuse to believe it. THE WAR WAS OVER
>>62106921>So if I'm reading this correctly Trump has now made the pool even more closed by closing the Iranian passage ?he actually said he would blockade all ships, not just ones from iranwhich is dumbbut whatever. My shorts are saved! I will sell them quickly. you never know in this kangaroo market. very bouncy
>>62106852Who will hold out the longest in the US-Iran economic chicken race?Iran has prepared for a blockade by becoming agriculturally self-sufficient. That's the main reason why Iran has such a lack of water; Iran uses so much water on irrigation.
>>62106911/smg/ is for comedy purposes only.
>>62106932Antisemetic oil spammer? They are two different people. Oil spammer had his phone taken away by the doctors.
>>62106927if you were poor you would find out that cops are not nice, and they're just looking for an excuse to arrest you in every encounter you have with themjust because cops treat you well doesn't mean there constantly running poor people through the ringer
>>62106941The bloody benchod indian spammer. He was all caps as well if I recall.
these developments are not great for the business and finance world
>>62106930Just make a canal that cuts through UAE and Oman into the Arabian Sea
>>62106893Japan's kamikaze jets were not effective. By that stage in the war, Japan was already fucked and the USA was trying to calculate the ethics of whether bombing the mainland would be more or less ethical than just doing a 1 million man invasion of the island. Luckily, Hirohito finally cucked out after the Tokyo fires and the nukes.
It's definitely troubling if Iran bothered to agree to a ceasefire and then send top officials to a diplomatic talk, only to demand access to nuclear weapons. It shows they're totally unserious and delusional. Even assuming they still have a large amount of missiles and drones left (doubtful), the US will allow $120 oil before they allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon, since they'll immediately launch that shit at Israel or at Gulf allies.Extremely bearish
>>62106943Reddit tranny, we have enough ex Trump people here pissed at him now, you can go back.
>pre revenue Gay Canadian miners
>>62106937I know nothing but America is insanely rich in everything They can't lose
>>62106937>Iran has prepared for a blockade by becoming agriculturally self-sufficient. That's the main reason why Iran has such a lack of water; Iran uses so much water on irrigation.um lol what?iran makes crops that are very water intensive, for no reason, while having a water shortage. It's total incompetence. They made dams next to salt flats and turned fresh water rivers into salt rivers.and if america wanted to, they could make iran both water insecure AND food insecure, AND energy insecureYes, iran a producer of oil with oil power plants had an electricity shortage. Think about that for a secondthe regime was totally incompetentjust add a few kinetic sanctions, and the entire country will collapse. mass depopulation event and there's nothing iran can do about it.They can make the price of oil go up. We can destroy them entirely. Very asymmetric
>which is odd, because before the war even started, ukraine was famous for making one kind of long range strike weaponNo, they were not. What makes you say that? Ukraine was supposed to start mass production of long range strike weapons in 2022 (Neptune, Korshun, Hrim-2, Vilkha) and that was probably why Putin decided to launch a full scale attack at that time
>>62106943
>>62106907Weren't you posting this last week but then you were saying >holy fuck guys look at me what a retard I am, I blew my whole 'folio believing in this shit>here's what i thought would happen lol:
This is probably the best fucking time to buy as a millenial and zoomer. How the fuck are you guys dooming? Shit feeling like Covid all over again lmao.If we get a year or two of depressed prices this is gonna be great.
>close strait>sweep it for mines (in progress)>re-open it under US control (and maybe NATO)seems pretty obvious.
>>62106953>imagine investing in a French company >imagine investing in a Canadian company >imagine doing both at the same time baka
>>62106952just because something doesn't effect you doesn't mean it's not a problem. just because cops are nice to you. it's like you're incapable of abstract thought and can only think in personal anecdotes
>>62106920>the ai fed TA is able to predict Trumps market swingsHard doubt
>>62106947>these developments are not great for the business and finance worldtrue!
>>62106951The nuclear weapons are the only thing keeping them from becoming part of Israel though. At least that's how they see it. This shits gonna drag on for a while unfortunately.
>>62106956Nailed it
>>62106960there was a 30% decline last yearbut yeah most people buy every two weeks for years
>He wasn't being serious about a blockade, he was just floating the idea, OKRetard
>>62106960>being this delusional
>>62106961>>close strait>>sweep it for mines (in progress)>>re-open it under US control (and maybe NATO)>seems pretty obvious.the most important thing is if iran tries to sink the american destroyers floating around in the persian gulf nowapparently they shot at them a couple times but nothing seriousif iran doesn't try to sink the american destroyers stuck in the persian gulf, then they have already capitulated
>>62106964I have to assume you’re some kind of /pol/ magabro who’s actually trying to sway opinion for Don by handwringing like this in the completely wrong setting when you’re already ahead. Either way, it’s ineffective.
Lmao @ burger impotence
>>62106947>these developments are not great for the business and finance worldPeople keep saying this but the only way to make money as the little guy is to be smart in times of high volatility. High volatility is the best time to beat the alpha of the market if you're smart.
idk if you guys missed it but Trump claims he'll retroactively enforce the blockade too lol
>>62106978Wrong. I hate Trump. He's a shabbos goy.
>>62106973I know we’re also 30% down ytd too, just keep chugging and hope you don’t get fired. That pretty much it.
>>62106976And if they damage a navy ship, I think it gives Trump license to start bombing Iran's energy and water infrastructure, which is game over for the country.At this point, just accept a 2-3 month bear market as Iran is turned into Gaza 2.0 and the sputtering regime exhausts their last drones and missiles.
>>62106984>if iran blockades: BAD!!!!>but if the Jews S.A. does it: GOOD.
>>62106985Why do people say like he hasn't wanted to go at Iran since forever?
$200/barrel + tip
>>62106988>2-3 monthslol mumus are nothing if not optimistic
>>62106980>if you're smartgiwtwm
>>62106987SPY is down 0.5% ytd
>>62106988If you didn’t notice countries like UAE and GRC are also out for blood. They aren’t siding with Iran lmao.
>>62106985Right right.You’re a commietroon that hates cops and cares about the plight of brown folx but also antisemetic.Sure anon.
No, overtly retarded opinions, guess the shills are being deployed to seethe about the elections in Hungary
>>62106932Makes sense, and his ID always accounts for 15-20% of the post counts in a thread. Fucking demented faggot, can't wait until he sleeps under a bridge and gets raped by niggers with aids
niggers we are so unbeliavably fucked beyond current understanding
>>62107000why would anyone on /biz/ give a shit about the elections of some random shithole eastern european country?
>>62106922This is the kind of zoomer retard that bought the market the entire past month btw
>>62106991I tried to warn you MIGAtards he would go to war with Iran. And you all closed your ears and screamed that he wouldn'tNow, you've moved the goalpost, and defend war with Iran. Since pretending like it won't happen isn't an option anymore.
>>62107004Who's "we"?
>>62106918I REVEALED LAST NIGHT I HAVE PUTS ON THE MARKET KEK BAGGIES. EITHER I MAKE SOME MONEY OR THE CRASH IS CANCELED!!! YOU CANT HAVE BOTH!!!
>>62106996Ew gross, we need a $50-$100 haircut.
>>62106994>iran has secret underground drone factories bro!! they can hold the strait indefinitely! trust
>>62106999I'm not antisemitic. I like Palestinians. They're one of the few people in the world that will stand up to Jews.
2 more weeks.
>>62107008Are you Nick Fuentes?
>>62107013Before the ceasefire maybe they'd run out eventually, but now that Russia and China have been resupplying them who knows. Also the US and Israel have run out of interceptors, mutts are not ready for the upcoming assrape
>>62107013This is literally a litmus test for smart people. You either bet on US or bet on BRICs. I feel like the U.S is in a way better position than it was in the 1970s during the oil embargo.
>>62106951I don't take posts like this seriously because North Korea is way more insane than Iran, and even though they have nukes they've never actually used them offensively. Allowing Iran to have nukes is no big deal unless you're Israel who wants to genocide them.
>>62107008You sound like a movie critic,all fancy words this and that,but when asked to make a movie it's 100% garbage
>>62107012nah, once you factor in actual inflation we are down like 50%. based on what almost every single bizraeli retard says actual inflation is like 25%. why? because it just is.
>>62107005aww, there's our lil russian dictator finally leaving his room, are you heading to the front now, lil buddyor are you just gonna keep watching from the sidelines like usual
>>62106960>covid>tariff bullshitYou fucktarded zoomers really are fucktarded, it's incredible. You only experienced dips, that literally lasted 2 fucking weeks. If not one fucking day, actually. For events that had an ON/OFF button.Now, the button is stuck on OFF after being Shaheded. You deserve to get fucking liquidated.
>>62107022Short term could get ugly but long term I'm not betting on brown countries. My 401k is still in the buffet allocation of 90/10 so I can reallocate to buy downturns.
>>62107017Here's one of my posts when Nick Fuentes was still MIGAI literally told you what would happen and you didn't listen
OIL HAS TOPPED, KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62107020>Russia and China have been resupplying them who knowssource?>Also the US and Israel have run out of interceptorssource?>>62107024north korea is like the soviet union, a rational actor with a terresterial ideology. iran is a theocracy and has a death cult religion
The only rational way to interpret what is going on is to start from the foundational belief that USG (as a new net exporter of oil) *wants* sustained higher oil prices because the rest of the world (particularly Chyna) get fucked much harder than the US will (US still gets fucked tho). Barring total military humiliation at the hands of Iran (still an outside possibility), expect the strait to remain closed for the most part until China, SEA, and everyone else that imports oil from the area are in a deep economic depression. A round of economic chemotherapy vs the competition.debate me
Why does /our boy/ sound like a NYC cab driver? Kinda expected him to have an evil-sounding British accent. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1siu0j2/how_wall_street_deliberately_uses_jargon_to/
>>62107032>I told youDude you're literally no one
>>62107029Im not retiring until 30 years, why the fuck would I care about what happens now. So it wrecks a few boomer portfolios, i’m gonna get shit for cheap.
>>62107039He's a Jew. That's where they spawn in the US. NYC.
>>62107015Listen pal there’s no reason to be so salty.One of your own is in officeDon hates free trade, is loved by blue collars, hates market decided prices, uses Soviet doublespeak, loves price fixing, recently instituted state housing controls and building, wants giga-tankie tier military spending, loves him a giant gold statue.He read Adam Smith as a “what not to do” manual.He’s the biggest state interventionist commietranny since FDR.
>>62107027wtf are you talking about?I'm poortuguese lol
Looks like we’re gonna have at least one more big dip before it’s all over. One more chance to buy the dip. I’m readying my war chest.
>>62107005It affects the war in Ukraine.
>>62107037Nah, trump is just saying bearish things to swing the market. Once his shorts are done he will change his mind
>>62107037>china, that only requires 10% of its energy needs from oil, is the loserlolLmao
>>62107048That slav civil war is not really relevant to the current state of the market
>Trump: comment about 50 percent tariff on nations supplying arms to Iran includes ChinaTARIFFS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS LETS GET LIBERATED
>>62106956>iran makes crops that are very water intensive, for no reasonIran's main staple crop is wheat, and in this crop, Iran is 95% self sufficient. I'm no farmer but I don't think wheat is particularly water intensive. They also grow rice, which is water intensive, but they don't grow nearly as much rice as wheat.https://apps.fas.usda.gov/psdonline/app/index.html#/app/advQueryFor some weird reason, Iran makes a lot of pistachios, which are water intensive. I think it's because of tradition and because they can export them.>if america wanted to, they could make iran both water insecure AND food insecureTo do that, they would need to bomb Iran, to which Iran would presumably retaliate, up to and including with nukes>iran a producer of oil with oil power plants had an electricity shortage. Think about that for a secondThere is nothing weird about that.* Due to sanctions, getting spare parts for power plants is a challenge.* Due to the international threat environment, Iran spends a lot of money on missiles and bunkers rather than civilian infrastructure, and as we've seen, that was for good reason.* It is extremely wasteful to burn oil for power. You want to export excess oil, not burn it. It is better to burn natural gas.
>>62107042>tfw you have wealthy family in NYC that you've never met. Could I be one of (((them)))?
>>62107029covid 30% droptariff 30% dropiran war SP500 flatim hoping you are a bot or something lol
>>62106872uhhJapan needed oil and America stopped selling it to them. Iran doesn't need oil, that's not similar at all
>>62107047>Looks like we’re gonna have at least one more big dipWe never even had any dip, the fuck are you talking about. We didn't even get a single capitulation day. Not even a low energy -4% one. Maybe a single pathetic -3% day and I'm not even sure.We didn't experience a single dip so far. And the cumulative dip that maybe touched the -10% for 3 minutes is pathetic.
>>62107044Trip as Alberto Barbosa.
>>62107048no one cares about the special operation. ukraine should have given up 5 years ago instead of draining european bank accounts.
>it was de escalating>just petering out slowly>blormpf chimps out again>double closes the straitThanks tard
>>62107056>which Iran would presumably retaliate, up to and including with nukesThey don't have Nuke, their retaliation is weakThe only thing they have now is drone-bombing random ship that enter the strait
>>62107055https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4VNtogbOo4&
Remember when Trump claimed that a whole civilization will die tonight? Yeah, nothing ever happens.
Why hasn’t Oil futures moved?
>>62107070It was never gonna de-escalate cause both sides were never going to agree on the nuclear issue and the strait. How hard was it to see coming?
FUCKING STOP YOU ORANGE FAGGOT
>>62106988When did Trump need a license to do that? The only thing stopping Trump is the prospect of retaliation
>>62107039>Why does a white collar New York pimp and socialite sound like a New Yorker?The conspiracy theories around Jeffy being this underworld mob boss that controlled the planet, when he was just a gooner that got lucky are so bizarre to me.
>>62107074NOTHING EVER HAPPENS BUT THE STRAIT IS DOUBLE CLOSED NOW
>>62107075It's not trading right now
>>62107078NO, KEEP GOING!!!!! GET MORE UNHINGED JSUT FUCKIN' GO CRAZY
>>62107062You have the reading comprehension of a LLM. retard. Covid and tariffs where fucking nothing. As expected out of a zoomer thinking those were major events. Jesus for fucks sake, someone that was on a fucking trip abroad in April 2025 and came back later in the month wouldn't even know the markets moved.You retards are not cabled to understand what a multiyear down market is like.
>>62107084Brent is at 96 on hyperliquid
>complaining about the circus when you elected a clown
>>62106879Does anyone seriously use earning whisperers or gives a shit about it?I've met one person irl who clearly used it: a Chinese woman who was pretending to be a trader with a 4-monitor stand; 3 monitors and in the spare space she put a print-out of that weeks earnings whisperers. I ghosted but she text me a week later having confused me with another white dick.
>4th April - "Open the fuckin' strait Iran!">12th April - "The U.S is going to close the strait"
>>62107078Strait + tariffs combo. Nice. The market loves these topics.
>Trump says retarded shit>/biz/ freaks out>a few days later he walks it all back>repeat every weekremember Nothing Ever Happens
>>62107093and tariff everyoneand nuke cubaand annex greenlandhow does he come up with these whacky ideas?
>>62107093If you can't beat em join em
>>62107069I'd have agreed with you four years ago. Now if they lose Putin will 100% go for the Baltics seeing as Trump is pulling out of NATO
>>62107039He thinks that because he was rich enough to hire a bunch of really smart people to explain their strategies to him in simpler terms.
>>62107088hyperliquid isn't a real exchange it has no institutional buyers or sellers
>>62107078The market is so cooked tomorrow.
>>62106907>The star will gorge itself on clay>The bear will leave its cave forever
I should have sold everything on Friday. I hit a ATH
>>6210706710% is a nice dip. Another 10% means you could be up 20% in a few months. Very nice!
>>62107100I mean blocking the straight chokes out EU and China which are both things he wants, technically. He wants EU to buy nothing but US oil and he wants China to have no oil.Not sure it's a good plan in the long run but I see where he's coming from
>failed negotiations into a blockade that ends with the fall of a republicapologize to george lucas right now
When does the oil futures market open?
TRUMP: THE PRICE OF OIL AND GAS COULD BE LOWER BEFORE THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, OR MAYBE A LITTLE HIGHER
>double closes the strait>50% tariff on ChinaSeriously can anyone explain to me what the FUCK is going on
Always the same shit weekend markets look like they're gonna dump then early morning on Monday these gook and chink monkeys pump it the hell up
>>62107076They're both leverage and while strait is currently much more impactful, it can (and probably will) be taken away eventually. Nukes would give Iran permanent leverage, which both Israel and Trump wants to prevent.
>>62106852so circuit breaker monday and oil is back to 120?
>>62107078somehow tariffs have returned
>>62107104>no institutional buyes or sellers>24 hour volume: Two hundred million dollars
>>62107112This evening
>>62107111Star Wars is for children. It was still a bad idea for the movie.
If people weren't so racist, y'all would have listened to Professor Jiang. He's been saying for months what was gonna happen. Soon, they will start attacking the desalination plants. Only people that short will make it.But never forget. Even if you make it, so many innocent people will die at the hands of those bloodthirsty Americans and Israelites. I will try to help the world with the money I make. Just look at what they're doing in Cuba. Jesuschrist, it's basically a medieval siege. And Cuba is just an irrelevant island. Cubans are some of the nicest people in the world. The bloodthirst of the white American will never cease to amaze me.
>>62106954The US can survive it, but it's a strategic own-goal. US-aligned states are relatively more sensitive to high prices of oil and LNG than US rivals are. Furthermore, this incident will cause the whole world to seek alternatives to oil and LNG. China dominates the supply of these alternatives.
>>62107116>muh tolls>muh oil>muh empireIt is called hubris and narcissism, together. An explosive cocktail
>>62107080When you cut the avocado you've bought and it's just perfectly ripe - that's lucky.When you own an island, there's a whole industry lining up teenagers for you to fuck, the kings, presidents, and whatnots from the entire world begging you to invite them to your parties - that's something else.
>>62107100moscow
>>62107114
today i will remind them
>>62107121grok is this true?
>>62107124I watched it as a child and I loved it>noooo children movies need to just be googoogaga shitRetard take, all my friends watched The Matrix at like 12 too, and loved that
>futures
>>62107116>Seriously can anyone explain to me what the FUCK is going onAllowing any country to put a toll on an international waterway is unacceptable. The precedent that sets would disrupt international trade going forward to a level that would make a temporary dip from Iran being forced to open it's hormussy by force seem quaint in comparison.
>>62107121Crypto shill baggie be gone!
>>62107135I'm beginning to see a pattern here
>>62107128China also has the most profitable coal-to-polymer process which is usually fed by naphta. South Korean and Japanese plastic factories already closed last month due to lack of naphta, plastic is gonna gonna become a luxury good now
>>62107135Now retard monday is retard saturday and taco monday is actually taco tuesdayhe delayed those by a day each
>>62107137It actually is a retard take because I didn't get it, and I also didn't understand the Matrix until I rewatched it in college.
>>62107137the red pill was a transexual allegory
let the goyim deal in the real world, I'm gonna fuck off to Thailand and shoot up steroids while fucking soft ladyboys
>>62107135kek. Americans have become so emotional. They used to larp as protestants, the work ethic and all that crap, the strong silent type. What happened to them? Is it all those meds they take?
>>62107126only line I care about is this line and what direction it goes friday at 8:00AMif it goes up and to the right, its joever f'real
>>62107147>american>silent¿¿??
>>62107062Closing the strait won't properly hit until the end of the month. In Asia there's already a shortage of plastic bags.>>62107078>50% tariff on ChinaOh so we're playing that bullshit again are we. I wonder how high the trade war will get this time - a million percent seems a good target.
There are only 2 constants1. TACO Tuesday 2. TWO MORE WEEKSThe first is because of boomer brain, the second is for the insiders. It isn't that hard
>>62106976>sweep it for mines (in progress)May we see the minesweepers in action?
>>62107162its like when I move my jira tickets to in progress so people think they're being worked on
>>62107151Why do you care about that line when repo transactions have way more liquidity.
>>62107147>the strong silent type. What happened to them?Gary Cooper? he was gay?
>>62107139Heh...Trump is FORCING the world to hate Iran too...Kill them even....As NATO should, Iran is a bad guy country
>>62107088>blockchain
I feel like TACO on Monday. This blockade is super illegal.
>>62107136>no institutional buyers50 cent posters for Trump are new to this so I will give some guidance.Take it from my uncle, a long time car salesman>"kid, best advice I can give you, never lie about anything someone can find out isn't true in under 5 minutes. remember that an you'll avoid a whole lot of problems all through your life"
>>62107168you're retarded or high if you genuinely believe that
Are sellers gonna wake the fuck up this week?
>>62107168>Iran is a bad guy countrythis but unironically and no I am not an israeli
>>62107174is 209 mil a lot or nah I can't tell
>>62107165Repo is being eschewed because its watched more heavily.Also, can you tell me how many gap ups you see like that from baseline?Basically none. Its a major signal.
>>62107109>"Joining in on closing the strait is a 4D chess move!"
>>62107178No we'll be green on Monday. Nothing is rational in this market anymore.
>>62107139Real talkDon't people pay to pass through other channels like suez or Panama or Gibraltar? I don't think the workers and infrastructure just magically pay themselves
Damn it, I keep doubling down on microsoft when it dips, and then a month later it dips again harder. is microsoft gonig bankrupt? Am I literally just setting my money ablaze? Should I just be patient?
>>62107087-30% = fucking nothingSP500 flat = major event>the massive bear market worse than -30% is coming i swearlmao
Help me not miss the bottom again. What stocks and types of funds should i be monitoring and what signs do i need to pay attention to that tells me it’s all about to go up again? Should i just hold cash until the next negotiations?
>>62107186Man people are saying this!
>>62107188>Gibraltar>InfrastructureMIGA IQ on full display
>>62107181But all the volume in assets is in SOFR, LIBOR is dead so eurodollar deposit doesn't matter and Fed funds is a minority rate for contracts I thought. Wouldn't you want to measure the volume for the rate actually used in the market
>>62107126Didn't a guy here lose all his money listening to Professor Jiang?
>>62107188A straight is not the same as a channel, inland retard
I’ll let you guys in on some DC rumors floating around.Trump agreed with Iran to send Vance because he knew Iran wouldn’t back down. He wanted Vance to see it firsthand because Vance is always the isolationist, nonintervention chud in the room disagreeing with military force. Not anymore.
>>62107121>>62107174The size of the oil futures market is 50-100 billion per day volume200m is just bitcoin fags addicted to gambling
>>62107189>investing in Microsoftnigga thinks it’s the 90s
>>62107146Is this a real porno? Sauce?
>>62107173>super illegalWhy would that stop him? It didn't stop him from declaring that the US would seize any ship on the US blacklist if it tried to go to or from Venezuela, regardless of whether there were legal grounds to do so or not.
>>62107189Theyre gay dead AIDS now, go and take a look at ETF weights, they’re more in apple than micropenis now
>>62107192nobody really knows, see >>62107186personally I think won't start to see any significant red till a possible recession in the second half of the year
>>62107146Theme song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
>>62107192Tech in general and currently also gold. And you won't know what the bottom is unless you're an insider.
>>62107200No. Vance knew that this would be a shitshow. He said as much before it happened. He doesn’t need to be convinced. He was sent as the fall guy
>>62107200Thanks Q, WWG1WGA MAGA 2028
>>62107189If the market was rational, I would see Microsoft going the way of GEbut unless you're an insider there's no way of evaluating whether it will rise in this clown market, best to diversify
WOAH BUDDY
>>62107200Why? Vance is said to have opposed starting this war. Current events seem to just reinforce the correctness of his alleged initial opinion that this war never should have happened in the first place.
>>62107188>Real talk>Don't people pay to pass through other channels like suez or Panama or Gibraltar? I don't think the workers and infrastructure just magically pay themselvesThe panama canal is a 100 foot wide man built channel with locks and pumpsThe suez canal is 600 feet wide, man built, and also requires workers.Gibraltar is a 10 mile wide strait that shipping companies DON'T PAY TO GO THROUGH because it's an international water way. Hormuz is 20 miles wide and is the same way. If Iran is allowed to charge people to go through it then who knows what would happen to other straits.
Just made a limit sell order for premarket tomorrow. Im locking in some profit then rebuying when Trump has another genocidal meltdown
you think he actually consulted anyone else about the blockade, or did he just read a fox new article about a potential blockade, think it's a good idea, then impulsively tweet out that the navy is now blocking the strait?
>>62107037Trying to rationally interpret Trump's actions is your first mistake. He is seething and doesn't want to look like a loser, that's it
Whatabout cuba and greenland, you told me it was over in irana naval blockade doesn't sound over to me
Deputy Chief of Iran's Supreme National Security Council in a detailed interview on the negotiations
>>62107196What I'm telling you is that you can only view these things indirectly, as everything is being so heavily manipulated.Obviously the market is, but also the data. Reuters for example, which had the last genuine poll regarding the war, has stopped publishing, CPI is being manipulated to the point even Paul Krugman is calling is out for the healthcare bullshit, which they doubled down on in the most recent bake. Its like a faint star anon, you can only see it out of the corner of your eye, if you look directly you want be able to see it.
>>62107200There's a bigger story at work:1. He sent Vance to Hungary to gargle Orban's balls when he's obviously about to lose and when he got on stage he managed to get through to Trump's voicemail before getting an impersonator to do the voice.2. He then go sent to Iran to get clowned on by the Iranians.Trump is just going to use him as a fall guy at this point.
My sister keeps sending me tiktoks of etfs/services/websites that track what stocks nancy pelosi buys, or congress buys, etc and copies their purchases.Could it really be that easy?
>>62107005>elections of some random shithole eastern european country?Proxy but not quite accurate assesment of trump/vance popularity to try to help Orban. If Orban loses people are going to interpret it as a failure of trumps. Not completely accurate but vance was there campaigning for Orban.
>>62107208It's just a couple 'online comedy' fags who made a youtube movie. Trannie is hot af but they're really married to some mid-thai women.
>>62107154China probably wont let Iran single handidly destroy their economy and destabilize the communist party.
>>62106852>This happened because Trump and Rubio were too busy watching a UFC fight and sent in lollipop boy for negotiations instead
>>62107233No, the investments can be disclosed much later than they were made, a month is what I remember. By the time they're published the insider play has already happened and you'll literally be holding a bag
>>62107237they haven't bombed and blockaded Iran unprovoked so far
I'm worried that the the oil supply situation is now so fucked that even oil companies will somehow go bust. Can't sell anything if there's nothing to sell.
>>62107224Do stop loss orders work on market open? I mean if it's going to immediately be -10% then there goes your profits before the order kicks in.
>>62107242why do you love BP so much? Is it nationalism? You were a brit, am I right?
>>62107221Now, Vance realizes they are psycho cave men. No longer the anti-war chud in the room.Also, look at all of the oil tankers coming to America. Look at the East-West pipeline in KSA. Strait of Hormuz may be irrelevant for years to come.Trump is doing 360D chess right now. He’s smarter than you. Than me. Trust the plan.
>>62106993>How packed in are the ships in the Straight?Ass to Ass
>>62107237China is literally giving them missiles as we speak.
>>62107230Why do they all look so aesthetic? The beards, the turbans, even the ones in Western dress look sharp.
>they were people here, on friday, that thought everything was overImagine being this naïve.
>>62107232Orban isn’t losing lmao
>>62107241im just using critical thinking. you should try it.
>>62107237>China probably wont let Iran single handidly destroy their economy and destabilize the communist party.China also cant let the US control Chinas energy and trade flow.
>>62107219>>62107189Think back to the pre-dotcom era when everyone knew that a massive computer revolution was coming but had no idea on who to bet on and once the dust settled it turns out the good bets were all companies that weren't publicly traded in the 70s and 80s. If you were a trader at the time you would've gone all in on IBM which was in a much stronger position than Microsoft is in now.
OIL Barons we are so back
>>62107236What's the name of the ladyboy?
>>62107052I'm not an expert but 10% do sounds like a lot, and the issue is that those 10% are critical for China's industrial capacity. No trucks, no mines, no ships...But I'm sure they're getting tons of cheap russian oil anyway.
>>62107254Past a certain age a man without a hat just doesn't look rightEven with the fake hair, it just doesn't look right
>>62107239>the penalty for late filing is $200holy kek
>>62107196>SOFRAlso the key here is S.These banks have no collateral because they are broke.
>>62107249Yes actually. I like to support my local market. It's the main reason why I didn't buy XOM despite agreeing it's a better company.
>>62107256polymarket and every poll says he is
>>62107254The US hasn't been the best at fashion since a while, maybe they inherit it from the British. There's an interesting segment about French fashion herehttps://youtu.be/I7T1ALM7DIQ?si=VKvy1A2Vqk44IGO7
>>62107253go on finish your thought.
>>62107266Bring back hats!
>>62107258true.
How do you call this repeating weekly pattern?
>>62107271I see. Even if I don't agree with your thesis, I respect people that have values and are not NIHILISTs. I wish you the best on your trade.
>>62107276Baseball cap is the only thing you're allowed to wear these days without being cringe and tryhard. It's rough out there, I wish I could change my hat but there is literally only one that's acceptable
>>62107256>Orban isn’t losing lmaothis is the chart for election turnout todayvance support just tanked the odds for them too >>62107248no I think with stop loss youre fucked if it dumps too much premarket
>>62107279The Open Corruption?
>>62107279freedom
>>62107272>polymarket>pollsYa, you’re retardedScreencapped to make fun of you later
>>62107279The invisible hand of the market
>The God Ares enters the chathttps://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/2042951926111768664
>BREAKING NEWSLIST OF COUNTRIES TO HELP TRUMP BLOCKADE THE STRAIT RELEASEDAfghanistanAndorraArmeniaAustriaAzerbaijanBelarusBhutanBoliviaBotswanaBurkina FasoBurundiCentral African RepublicChadCzechiaEswatiniEthiopiaHungaryKazakhstanKosovoKyrgyzstanLaosLesothoLuxembourgMalawiMaliMoldovaMongoliaNepalNigerNorth MacedoniaParaguayRwandaSan MarinoSerbiaSlovakiaSouth SudanSwitzerlandTajikistanTurkmenistanUgandaVatican CityZambiaZimbabwe
>>62107283>this is the chart for election turnout today>vance support just tanked the odds for them tooHow long until they finish voting?
>>62107286likewise retard
>>62107250>Also, look at all of the oil tankers coming to Americato drive up the price for American consumers?>Look at the East-West pipeline in KSAwhich is physically limited to 7mbpd, and which is operating below capacity because it got droned?
>>62107281Thanks, anon.
>>62107289Oh no we’re fucked
>US hurts the least from Hormuz being closed
Did he even say thank you?
So Trump needs to hurry up. The 60 days are running out, and bond market is going to absolutely crash. Has the additional carriers arrived? I think they might just destroy Iran's oil infrastructure and leave and alcall it a w.
>>62107288There aren't going to be boots.There were going to be, but in light of recent developments, there won't be.
>>62107289>Vatican CityDoubt this. Pope has been fighting trump since day 1 of this.
>>62107292>blahblahblah I’m retardedIt’s okay man, we get it. You’re a yuropoor
>>62107208>>62107263she's cute as hell ;)https://fapnut.net/connor-murphy-fucks-ladyboy-ginasexyladyboy/
>>62107290in an hour and a half, note that they cant turn you down if you were in line before thatfirst results in 2 and half hours already>66.01% turnout by 15:00 CEST
>>62107037>The only rational way to interpret what is going onthey want WW3 & trump rapes kids.
>>62107237Did you miss the last time Trump tried to strong-arm them with tariffs only to have him TACO once they told him to fuck off?>>62107242There's definately going to get a point where the price of oil is going to smash valuations via demand destruction. >>62107249Not him but BP is a good pick to be honest. It has cash problems and cucked out on its own business strategy but the gap in valuation with the other oil majors is irrational.>>62107256What possible reason would you have for Orban winning this. The dude literally got caught plotting an assassination attempt on himself, planting explosives on a Russian pipeline in Serbia to blame on Ukraine and his son is sending Hungarians to die on Chad on a 50% casualty rate because Jesus told him to do it.>>62107296EUroboros we eating good on Monday.
>>62107289I'm gonna need a source for this anon.
>>62107289Why???
>>62107289>4rd world countries. can you even call them countries?
>>62107250Vance already knew that they can’t be reasoned with you dumb migger. While Trump was telling UFC fighters that they’re too sexy to be fighting, he was on a completely futile mission. MIGA is so fucking dumb man
>>62107300Based I may have to reconsider catholicism considering how many protestant sects just laid down and let trump shit all over them because "HE IS BRINGING THE END TIMES!!!"
>>62107305Thanks.
>>62107296US hurts the least from the fact that goyim living in the real world are hurting. US just brushes that off
>>62107255I knew I could count on Israel to not let the war end. What confuses me, is surely all the big investing companies should understand this dynamic, no?Though, I am fully confident I will still fuck up timing the bottom
>>62107296It's a bit misleading because gas is really cheap in USA compared to rest of the world. They should have increase in dollar to make it easier to read
>>62107296Why is Africa so unaffected? Thought that would be the first place to go Mad-Max
>>62107307>literally got caught plotting an assassination attempt on himself, planting explosives on a Russian pipeline in SerbiaI'm not familiar with EU propaganda, do EUtards actually believe those things lmao
>>62107309I'm pretty sure it's just a list of countries with no navy
>>62107200Vance is like the one person who has been opposing this war and interventionist acts in Iran who hasn't been fired. Every other person who told Trump "This is a bad idea" got fired. Vance is the one person Trump can't just sign a pen and fire, and that's why he's currently undergoing the humiliation ritual that Trump refuses to do himself.
>>62107309Here you gohttps://www.surfertoday.com/environment/the-complete-list-of-landlocked-countries
>>62107231>>62107268But who cares if fed fund volume is moving when assets only care about the volume and market action for SOFR. Also your comment on collateral does not make sense really, banks do have collateral and they use to collateralize overnight lending, hence the entire point here.
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>>62107314I wont try to convert you here but this entire saga is a pretty big red flag as to how american protestants can act and what theyre ok with justifiying. Particularly re the school children bombing and Lebanon. Theyre kind of demons at this point.
>>62107300Makes you wonder how much dirt Epstein got on the Catholic Church. The pop was mentioned a few times already in the files we got.
>>62107185
>>62107289Thats quite the coalition of naval forces
>>62107320You gotta have to be something other than Mad Max first to become Mad Max later
>>62107312>>4rd
>>62107303Thanks anon. Her face is amazing. Nice cock too.
>>62107210Russian and Venezuelan shadow fleets are illegal in themselves or in a sort of gray area at least. This action would feel different.>>62107225Its been observed since the first term that he often live tweets Fox News segments, especially Fox & Friends.
>>62107326>>62107323>>62107289Clever
>>62107296Gas went from like $2.30 a gallon to $3.50 here. Not great but not terrible.
>>62107289>half of those are landlocked
>>62107221>>62107325if you buy this you're retarded
>>62107289>Botswana>Zambia>Zimbabwae>ATTENTION CHINESE NAVY PLA VESSEL - THIS IS THE SS KINSHASA OF THE ZAMBIAN NAVY, TURN BACK IMMEDIATLY, OR OUR ARCHERS WILL BE FORCED OPEN FIRE
>>62107342$2.20~ to $3.50~ where I'm at>T. Mississippi
>>62106907Isreal has 10 million people in it. They can't even conquer Lebanon let alone the entire planet or whatever.
>>62107242You're right to be worried these companies can't sustain large scale interruptions, that why this industry had been so closely micromanaged and the politics around it, too bad they elected an orange rodeo demolition clown to blow it all up
FUCKmy mother always told me that her brother is an archeologist, i like him and never knew what she meant but when i asked him hes said he dicks all day.
>>62106932Wrong. Call spammer is Hepburn tranny.
weekend futures shows we will probably open at limit down. so glad I went all cashhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street
>>62106959Sure oil dumped for a while, but the ceasefire is breaking apart as we speak. Jiang was right.
