blockade edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62108139
Where can I watch oil futures live
> futures
Countdown to doom.
Enjoy this moment, in 60 seconds none of us will be this peaceful ever again. It is actually fucking over smiggers.
>>62108590bank week!
Futes will be green. Check em.
GOYIMS HOW THE FUCK DO I NAVIGATE THIS MARKET
Where are you chuddie?
>>62108593>Where can I watch oil futures livehyper liquid works pretty well
My body is not ready
rip
mark knopfler to the rescue
ENJOY THE FEELING OF HOPE BOBOS BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET DESTROYED BY A GIANT GREEN DILDO
I hope your clown makeup is preppedit's schizo market time
WHEN TACO???
One minute left. Let's see what happens
>>62108595>> futuresI'm guessing a little bit below 6700
Once again I am yet to see anyone refute the buy every dip strategy
>>62108593Why bother? It'll open to like 105, then go to 110-112 in the next few hours, gradually and naturally. Then you'll get some AXIOS '''news''' and back to 97 it goes. Exactly like last monday. Exactly like the previous monday. And exactly than the one before. And...The fucking FUCKTARDED clown markets will only start pricing reality when people inside the G20 countries fight within their own countries for droplet of oil.Fucking TIRED of that shit.
>>62108606qrd?also how often polymarket is right?
>futes will be green
I clogged my toliet.I'm doing my part in blockading the Iranians.Why aren't you?>1 minute until open
Are they actually going to seize or blow up a Chinese ship?
15 SECONDS
WTFWT
>futures
any unusual volume changes, meaning what did Baron buy or sell?
Praying for TACO trump
>>62108614>WHEN TACO???approximately 9am on monday morningwe'll get a fake announcement of a fake breakthrough in negotiations and boom the blockade is "off"we might seize a couple iranian tankers over the weekend though. would be pretty kino
AIYEEEEE3 REDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAA S3LLLLL EVERYTHINGGGGG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOIL
>oil
holy mother of gaps
It's over
OIL DUMPSMARKETS PUMPI TOLD YOU RETARDS. ITS OVER DONALD PUMP IS GOING TO SAVE IT
OVER $100 AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKFIX THIS NOWJEROME
SAVE MEEEE ORANGE MANNNNN
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62108617>Once again I am yet to see anyone refute the buy every dip strategythey can't refute, because it's always trueSenior market strategists even advise it.
should be way lower
see you tomorrow for TACO guys! I'll be going to bed!
>>62108619So far, exactly as predicted.
LET'S GO OIL. KILL ALL THE BULLS. KILL EM. RIPEM. ALL THE NIHILISTS. PROVE THAT PROFESSOR JIANG IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>62108619>It'll open to like 105well you got that right kek
>>62108602Invest in Safe Havens (China)
GET FUCKED BOBO
>put all money in stocks last weeklollmaoNice jewish tricks.Although this is probably just another thing Trump will taco on.
holy shit it jumped from 6680 to 6740in a straight goddamn lineuh gaiz.... bear market cancelled?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PERMABULL FUCKING RETARDS KEK
Futes looking pretty good
All you had to do was believe in him and this would have never happened. He would've told Bibi to have his "come to jesus" moment and we wouldn't be experiencing any of this right now.
only -1%, S&P will end green EOD monday
>>62108655what if last time was his last taco?
AND THE CANDLES RED GLARETHE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIRGAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT THE (bear) FLAG WAS STILL THEREO SAY DOES THAT CALL SPANGLED BANNER YET BREAAAAAAKKKKKO THE PORT OF THE HEEEEEEMEED AND THE ROPE OF THE BROOOOOOOOOOOKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WTI below 105$That's honestly kinda weak. I wouldn't be shocked if stocks barely move today and if we get a TACO we'll end up green.
NO CRASH. EVERYTHING IS FINE. MARKETS WILL GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
DEVIL TRIPS DEVIL DIPS
S&P500 -1% lol
>>62108662If this is a permanent blockade then Trump and the GOP will eat massive shit politically. I'm fine with losing some money if everyone starts hating conservacucks. I hate them so fucking much for cancelling my telework.
>>62108665cope
>>62108643>Our forward looking guidance suggests a severe inflationary impact from the war with Iran>As such interest rates will rise 50bps with a view to a further rise towards the end of the summer
>mumu howling>bobo creaming>spx down 1%get it together team
>>62108656>holy shit it jumped from 6680 to 6740>in a straight goddamn line>uh gaiz.... bear market cancelled?!?!?!and wti jumped up, from 98 to 99uh wtf, oil up should mean stonks downum okay clown marketguess it really is resilient then
>>62108665the market are pricing in he'll once again taco especially with the supposed blockade only starting tomorrow morningthey'll announce a delay and new talks at like 9:45 so their insider friends get maximum benefits
THEY ARE GOING TO MINESWEEP THE OMAN SIDE OF THE STRAIT, GET IT SORTED OUT, AND THEN THE STRAIT WILL BE OPEN AGAIN. THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. BUY CALLS
>>62108661>>62108671JUAN PERCENTO
>>62108675Nothing can save the GOP in the next 5 years
market barely down oil barely up, HAPPENING CANCELLED! Everyone knows Trump is gonna taco its only /smg/ whos retarded enough to fall for it every week
Market will wait for empty fuel stations and then freak the fuck out as if there was no way to predict the coming shitshow.
OIL PQTRIOTS IN CONTROL
>>62108681>>62108685Post losses.
>>62108683If people have brains then it shouldn't save them for the next 20 years. All the previous conservacuck presidents were warmongers too.Unfortunately the democucks also suck so I don't have hope for that long.
Countdown to Truths
>>62108687damn AI bots
>ww3? time to buy, it'll be over by next weekThere are people on /biz/ who unironically did this.
>>62108685>HAPPENING CANCELLED! Everyone knows Trump is gonna tacofair enoughseems like the taco has been priced in. guess they got the membership deal at taco bell. get tacos delivered every day on a schedule, with bulk discount and stable pricing.problem is what if trump does not, indeed, taco. What if it's a burrito instead? Or an echilada, or quesodilla?Then we're fucked.
Kek the market doesn't give a fuck about high oil prices.
> Haven't even heard from Axios yet on the matter
>>62108687>NGAS +2%lol, lmao
>>62108692Who was the last Republican president to not start a war?
>>62108682and thats after SPY was +3.6% last week lol
>$110$110>$110$110
The Real World doesn't matter anymore. Physical oil is worthless. A Truth Social post is more important than any physical oil
>>62108697it's been over since day one thanks to TACO
>talks fail>markets going to tank anyway>say you'll block it too>taco out>markets in a better place than they were before as a result>strait still closed
>>62108692Oh yeah the democrats will work hard to make the GOP appealing again as soon as they are in power. Literally voting for pest or cholera over there.
>>62108706>and thats after SPY was +3.6% last week lolso fuckin true brothaif a -1% bounce back is all we get after the massive rally and 8 days in a row of green, then the market is... really boring
>>62108700Most Americans are having sex or have gone to bed. When they wake and actually start trading then it will crater.
>>62108634It's oilver
>>62108708This.The market is literally a gambling industry, now
I'm glad I stuck with oil and didn't become a natgas cuck
VIX BARELY EVEN MOVED. NOTHINGBURGER. GREEN BY MORNING. KEK BOBO. KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62108704Ford
I hope he truths from the toilet and presses send as the log hits the bottom of the toilet bowlI hope he loaded up on a couple extra fish filets
>>62108715Isnt it 7pm in shartland
>>62108719Post losses, retard.
I was told that there would be blood
>>62108710>talks fail>>markets going to tank anyway>>say you'll block it too>>taco out>>markets in a better place than they were before as a resultdamn, that's a good readtrump is the king of doing some dumb bs then retracting it, to make a shit salad sandwich seem less shitty
>>62108710>strait still closedif anything they're more closed now. double closed
>>62108698go back
the mdtket is not fun since we peaked out 6 months agogay months of crabbing
FUCKING ISRAELRISE UP GOYIM, RIIIISE
>Salvation death of a million shares to save 10 million.
I was expecting worse, he's going to TACO before the 10AM EST deadline tomorrow. I'm going to eat some mushroom chocolate and go to bed and get weird with it, night smiggies mwah xoxo :3
>>62108723Yes, normal people are having sex at 7pm, not obsessively checking oil markets
>>62108646Surely that can't work every single time
>>62108724I HAVE NONE. I MAKE WINNING TRADES
normal people disgust me
>>62108740>mushroom chocolate
>>621087444shiter are as bad as normalfags to me lately
>>62108740Sweet dreams, futures will be green when you wake up!
>>62108740THE TACO IS GONNA BE FRONTRUN EVEN FASTER AND HARDER, IF YOU DONT BUY NOW, YOU WILL MISS IT ALL. OVERNIGHT FUTURES IS THE NEW PLACE TO TRADE
now we wait for new talks to be scheduled. the market will rally on that news.
>>62108744goyim make me want to puke
>>62108743Prove it. Post your totally real portfolio.
TSMC earnings is gonna be the turning point of AI supercycle
>>62108740Same desu. I agree with the copers to some extent that this is underwhelming considering everything that happened. The futures price is being seriously suppressed.
>>62108748Post losses.
>>62108703Female, I presume?
>>62108753TSMC just reported good news on Apr 10th.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/10/tsmc-q1-record-revenue-ai-chip-demand-strong.html
>>62108754the taco is already priced ina naval blockade and the ensuing likely escalatory sprial would be some black monday shit, nobody's seriously expecting that
>>62108731oh the people who are paranoid about reddit spacing. Don't worry sweatie, you'll be okay. We're all gonna make it.
market probably expecting a TACO by 9:30
>>62108686spot on. market isnt gonna sell before they NEED to sell
>FUTURES
>>62108742>Surely that can't work every single timesenior market strategists suggest that buying every dip does actually work every timeuntil it doesn't. but so far it has.
>>62108736i've been having the time of my life and making bank since january git gud
why do i bother getting my hopes up anymore
Why did Biden do this to us?
KEK TEK BAKKIES
>1% down on futuresThis is such a nothingburger
Soon people will sit in their bomb shelters with minimum electricity. No computers, no TV. All they'll be able to do is to read and paint Warhammer figurines. Buy Games Workshop.
Perfectly normal 8% pop in oil from the Friday close. Stay calm and keep dca'ing that port with cheapies fellow bullbros.
What happened to the giant green dildo, sar
god damn fucking nigger now I have to look at the news all day in the morning in case the orange nigger TACOs again to I can cancel some orderswhen did investing turn into predicting geopolitical events and behaviour of demented old people?
>*TRUMP WEIGHS LIMITED STRIKES ON IRAN AFTER TALKS COLLAPSE: WSJ >*STRIKES WOULD BE A WAY TO BREAK A STALEMATE IN PEACE TALKS: WSJVery bullish. Historically blowing peoples' shit up during a negotiated ceasefire has been a very reliable way of getting them to come back to the negotiating table. Neon green monday is a lock.
>>62108740Panic damn you!
>>62108774just have a beer bro! its all good!
>his gains relied on the negotiation prowess of JD VanceLOLOLMAO
Houthis are about to close the red sea so futes will probably pump soon
You mean the one time I have calls he's not going to taco
>>62108791GOD I HOPE SOAND ALSO I HOPE CHINA PUTS OUT A RESPONSE TO ALL THIS AT LIKE 5 AM
not sure theres much more scope for scamming the markets via tacos and truths anymoretheres no good news to come unless that strait is opened and that would need Trump to capitulate... thats not happening so its going to be a long slogthe delusion the market has been in with regards to the looming energy crisis and wider economic impacts will soon catch up also
>>62108791Houthis won't do shit because they'll get blown back to kingdom come by KSA and US if they try to fuck around. Complete nothingburger the most they'll do is take potshots at some tanker and strut around and declare victory then fuck off to their caves
>>62108778Absolutely not. DXY goatse gapped on open.
this 1% move was Truly a let down
Shouldn't this be a good thing?Isn't the USA using their military might to open the strait of hormuz?Are the markets dumping because trump called it a blockade?
>>62108804S&P, gold, oil, dxy. Everything took out their nearby big level on the open
>>62108809>open
>>62108808Wait until open numbnuts
I see the panicans are back
Permabull baggies will be eaten alive for food during the upcoming famines due to the global trade and energy crisis.
>>62108815Trump promised to bomb Iran so you got what you voted forstop making excuses
>>62108809They don't want it to open back up. A closed Strait plays right into the hands of US exporters of fossil fuels like LNG and gives the US more leverage over Europe. >b-but the US consumerAs if they give a shit
tell me you guys sold your most risky assets for profit last Friday. dont be a baggie on Monday now lmao
>>62108815>famines due to the global trade and energy crisis.yeah sounds like a nothingburger desu
>>62108813Where it goes +0.5%
>>62108801the market will completely ignore mango at some point
>>62108790Iranians preferred him to anyone because they knew he was the least pozzed of that admin and someone they could talk to about americas interestsTalks were going well according to reports... Unfortunately he still had run it by Israel plus you had Kushner and Witkoff in the room, so it was never going to happenEverything turned after the call with israel... Nothing Vance could ever do apart from go rogue
None of this had to happen.All Trump had to do was tell the israelis not to kill the entire government of Iran for no reason.
>>62108602Focus on dividends from big reputable companies. Let the adults make the money while the market tries to get it's shit together. It's fun to count how much money you're making per hour averaged.
>>62108827but the banks just made 40 billion dollars from betting against us
OILGODS , XOMGODS , BPGODS are we eating good rn? they retried to BURRY US but they BEHEEMED THEMSELVES YET AGAIN
>>62108819He specifically ran on a platform of avoiding war with Iran, but now we get global economic collapse instead. Buy oil.
>>62108610
>>62108809As someone who finds the President to be a drooling retard, the blockade is actually sound strategy. No, it's not sexy, but it accomplishes the same goals that invading Kharg would bring with far less risk, and takes away Iran's ability to control if the strait is open. Now, this does mean that it changes from a normally open, to a normally closed system, but it puts a countdown on the oil facilities so that they risk losing more by not agreeing to open than by agreeing to open. Now, will this work? That remains to be seen. I expect that Iran will still walk away with a better position than pre-war, but it is a way to salvage the situation without doing the one thing that would absolutely work, which is a full-scale invasion of Iran.
>>62108830Iran has in their constitution that they have to destroy Israel and they were weeks away from getting a nukeas much as I hate fascist apartheid Israel I can see where they're coming from
>>62108803I guarantee that Iran has shipped them some shiny new hardware to close the strait with ;)
whats the largest individual stock holding in your portfolio?
This dip isn't even worth slurping, you bears are nothing but a continuous disappointment
>>62108839
>>62108842Woops wrong pepe he's not supposed to be crying
>>62108602permanent portfolio
>>62108837This is some advanced level cope. Buy oil.
>>62108848nah the crying pepe fits the post better
>>62108842It wasn't worth shorting either. Immediate 1% fall to trade in a 1/3 % range
OIL? MOTHER FUCKEN OIL??
>>62108839Yeah and Iraq had WMD.
>>62108830I don't think he had a say in it. The Israelis just did it and now Trump has to pretend that he was with greatest ally all along.>>62108839Israel has been weeks away from getting a nuke for the past 80 years and Iran has never once attacked Israel unprovoked
ISLAND REVERSAL
>>62108861wrongthat was fake intel
OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITSPOOL'S DOUBLE CLOSED
>>62108865That's my point. Iran having nooks is also horseshit spewed by the same liars who accused Iraq.
He keeps tacoing but gas prices keep rising
>>62108656Tik tok Mr Mumu!
shiki is my favorite comedy anime
>>62108876line goes up long term because money is printed (98% coorelation with m2) not because goyim trust markets or whateveryou're a fucking retard, never post here again
>>62108839You. are. a. retarded. goy.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vc_NanZ-Jos
>>62108831babe that's not fun, that's stimming...i will free you from the wagecage.
what is this mental illness called?
>Heating Oil futures over 9%
Where's that faggot saying that Hyperliquid was a good gauge for the oil price because 200m in volume
That's it. I'm buying soxs.
>>62108885Stupid mumu!What do you think caused every real crash ever!?Why do you think money works in the first place!You're coming to Mr. Bobos party whether you like it or not!
>>62108904fun times for india ahead
>>62108905at your moms house
>>62108904U havin a laff mate?
Gold crashing through the floor as oil spikes.
>>62108905Probably in Mumbai shilling it on reddit or something
>>62108868>pool's open>pool's closed>pool riddled with mines>pool has 1 to 2 ships going through>pool goes from 2 to 15 per day (it used to be 100), market giga rallies over taco that changed nothing>pool is actually double closed, market -1%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS OVER
>>62108902I think you found Patrick Tomlinson
going to bed nowits normally schizo hours overnight here on oil, usually at least two spikes either way on oil by the time i wake... anything less than this and i will be annoyed
>>62108916>BIG BLVCK GOLD dominates and cucks sissy yellowcel gold.Das Rite.
So is this the dump dump (solid 3+% down day) or "dump" (down 1-1.5% then retard horde brings it back to flat because they need niggercron and niggerdisk to be up another 500% since they're so "cheap" (
>AHHHHH DRUMPF
>>62108902He’ll see you soon.
Can I get a bull thesis?
Kek oil shorties
>>62108941TACO's inevitability
>>62108945I mean we are very likely to see more bullshit but what do you think next taco looks like?
>The Sissy of Hornussy
Futures down 1%? One lousy percent? The events of the weekend are way worse than 1%. Where the fuck is my drop???
>>62108948muh ceasefire of muh deal incoming or whateverit doesn't really matter, market will pump regardless of how fake it is
This is gonna be one of the most severe market crashes we’ve ever seen if this holds up overnight. The economy can’t handle a 1% limit down circuit breaker day. If this doesn’t turn around into a +4% day minimum, it’s legitimately and mathematically over.
>o-oil won’t break 100 again AHAHAHAHAHHAHA OILBROS WE ARE SO BACK
>n-no i'm blockading the strait
>>62108964Mom said its my turn to blockade the Hormussy, quit hoggin it!
when does bussy wake up and start shorting?
We go up more, right?
None of you know what is going to happen between now and 10:01am tomorrow. Don’t make any move and you’ll be fine.
>>62108951
>>62108961We didn't get to buy the bottom over the weekend. It's disgusting how they do everything on weekends.
If he doesn’t TACO on Tuesday then do we actually dump? Do we just float until then?
Can't wait to rotate from oil to silver in a few months, that shit is going to rocket once the liquidity sell-off is over and inflation fears truly start to set in
>>62108974this week? idk. long-term? the buildout looks like its just getting started and will last for many years.
>>62108975Of course we do!It'll go up and to the right. And it'll keep doing that, until one day it wont.And the one day, POOF! It's gone! You'll have to zoom way way out to find the price again.
>>62108979just use your best guesses on friday eveningYou didn't really think JD Vance, Kushner and Witkoff were going to bring peace to the middle east?
>>62108941ai o algo
>>62108974I don't think people have time to waste on semiconductor trash in a recession. Jiang says economic collapse this year.
>>62108989IS THAT A FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH?AAAAHHHHHHHHHHMILLION YEAR BEAR MARKET CONFIRMED!Fucking retard. We close green tomorrow.
>>62108974semi conductors are the new oil
A couple nines and the market turns out just fines :3
>NQ down 1% Sox flatDROP ALREADY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AAAAA
>>62108996I agree! An likely all week!That's the point! That's how you get Mr. Bobo to show!
>>62108990No but I was expecting 89 dollar oil to load up.>>62108998They are useless without oil.
>>62108989stop posting google trends spamming faggot
>>62108995havent you already lost all your money listening to that chink nigger dipshit
PHD in TACO here. TACO will occur AFTER shorts have to cover at bell open. Full blown TACO Fiesta at 9:30
>>62109004Why haven't you hidden my posts Mr. Mumu?Are you scared?Y O U S H O U L D B E
Who the fuck would hear the news, see the market dropped hard at open then immediately buy? Just who the fuck... why?
>>62108839Is this the most goy post ever seen in /smg/?There are so many layers of "goy" to it.
>>6210901090% of stocks are owned by the top 10%. you wouldnt understand.
>>62108602Buy low, sell lower
>>62109016Ok, explain it to my plebian ass then.
>>62109010Have you not noticed that almost all substantial gains since this shitshow started have been during closed market hours?
>>62108837Right, so now you get Gulf states which are already seeing their GDP and housing dumping by the double digits even more pissed off against you, in spite of them knowing who the real puppet master and the real enemy is. Absolutely brilliant strategy.
>>62109020Thats why you have to predict before close correctly so you gap up on open.
list of stock market indices to short
Anons, be careful tomorrow, jesuschrist. Every week is the exactly same shit. If he could taco out after saying he was gonna wipe out an entire civilization, we will have TACO tomorrow. Prepare and trade accordingly.
MIDDLE EAST PEACE MONDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62108801Wow I've been looking for this pepe thoughbeit
>>62109010when you close your shorts stocks go up
I believe in the taco but oil is still rising
The TACO has been... RETVRNED
>>621090263/4, superpowers at the bottom of the list unaffected.The world truly is their playground.
This week is gonna be threats of ground invasion and then a TACO on Thursday or Friday
>>62109046I need 2 or 3 days of doom to get the prices i want. Then ride the enchilada to taco town.
Oil is going to continue to go up because Trump can’t make it go down right now so he has to close the pool and create a big migger mess so he doesn’t take direct blame
>oil futures only at 105should have went right back up to 115 especially since Orangeman announced the naval blockade, this market is completely rigged
>>62109040i thought the taco was returned when Trump dropped a bomb on the president of Iran honestly lol. like that guys dead lol. cant take that back.
>>62109055Everybody is expecting TACO and a lot of people are completely burnt out of this constant mess. Every monday tuesday is the same.
>>62109038Ah ya I guess that would explain a lot of it. But can't be all the up action. Some fuckheads are actually buying, right? Why?
>>62109058Are institutions expecting TACO too or is this just retail being retail idiots?
>>62109019only the top 10% matter for asset prices. they have trillions of dollars they need to invest constantly. they buy any and all dips they feel are buyable.
>>62109065Ok, I'll take it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62108625>>62108632>>62108635>>62108636>>62108643What do you guys look at? I only buy indices but I want to check market movements because I am transferring between funds and don't want daily swings to fuck me up.
oil 200 on the horizontrumpf will crash world economy is the destiny
it's overlizzie is pregnant
>>62109052that's someone's sonwife you sick fuck
Notice how btc takes a hit as iran cant launder thier oil money with it now...
>>62109063IDK if it's retail but the space is crowded with people that don't usually trade commoditiesVirtually every institutional commodities desk at big firms are going long oil.
>>62109071I have a schizo theory, Drumpf is a puppet like all of the rest. His purpose is to make MAGA/populism to look as bad as possible so his job is to fuck everything up real bad like and look like a retard in the process. Next stop, Newsom/Harris or some shit.
>>62109059every retard with a 401k is passively contributing to the upness with every paycheck as well. Faith in US markets is unshakeable ignore the google search clown >>62109076why not
>>62108990i did though babe. i'm pretty shocked and disappointed about how things went.
>he bought calls before close>he shorted oil 1min before close anon....
>>62109085you are a delusional optimist though
>>62108904kek I love how people ends up laughing about their inability to catch it
>>62109083>Record number of Americans tap 401(k)s as market turmoil sparks 2008 crash fearsRead more at:https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/record-number-of-americans-tap-401ks-as-market-turmoil-sparks-2008-crash-fears/articleshow/129471992.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst>https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/record-number-of-americans-tap-401ks-as-market-turmoil-sparks-2008-crash-fears/articleshow/129471992.cms?from=mdrYou can pretend not to see Mr. Bobo all you want.But he is real. And he IS coming.
>>62109090no, i just know what's best for everyone and build expectations off of that
>exited my oil long because I thought the ride was over
>>62109099bobina can finally cum i guess
>>62109100You're basically a hero.
>>62109102HAHA MORON
>>62109099>India times
>>62109100i literally can't imagine better putting into words a thought process resulting in delusional optimism
>>62108783>predicting geopolitical events and behaviour of demented old people?It was always the first one. It's the second that's new.
>>62109099cool post your positions how do you plan to profit off this?
>>62109108>there's a House DS gamewoah
>>62109109alright doc. but do you ever shine that light on yourself though? like i've asked you to? you're probably the kind of person that needs their hand held for that though, and you know where to find a willing one.
>>62109108>https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/americans-tap-retirement-funds-record-rates-mounting-financial-stress-takes-toll>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/401k-hardship-withdrawals-rise-vanguard-report/>https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/americans-taking-retirement-funds-record-rates-vanguard-reports?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=69ac6eb81a897d0001f59485Source you say?
>>62109052Is that a man or a woman?
>>62108730God I need a hijabi girl in an american flag bikini to give me a tit-job. It would be peak.
Can't we just nuke Iran so all other countries in the world won't suffer? If we had a world vote I'm sure a majority would be ok with it.
How come the markets are closed on the weekend anyways
>>62109071If only egirls looked like this when people were complaining about them taking over twitch all those years ago, I would have understood
>>62109081I would expect no less but how do you know this? Do you work on Wall Street?
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>>62109129Such a combination of features is impossible.
>>62109144so junior traders can sleep
>>62109117can you avatarpost again at least? don't make me look for you.
>>62109143If 'we' had a majority vote they would nuke Israel and the United States. It would be very bad for the stock market.
>>62109149i don't believe you
>>62109153i'm not your babe
Im ready for Obama 3
>>62109149all things are possible through god (money)
>>62109165we're all babes here babelooking good babe
>>62109165what makes you say that? who is then?
>>62108839Lmao. Miga boomertard.>>62108865>fake intelThey lied to you and you believed them. You still can't accept you were lied to. You are lower than cattle and should be turned into dog food.>>62109052Source?
>>62108839I cannot believe people unironically believe this shit, you have to be a kike JIDF bot. Even normies and my boomer parents want nothing to do with Israel at this point. >You were warned uwuFuck off Jew rat janny cunt.
>>62109200some babe energy here too. calm down babydoll.
>>62109100So you’re a schizophrenic and a narcissist? Babe will never love you
>>62109241you don't know her like i do. she's an odd duck. and "never again" would probably be more precise if you're making a prediction. but you'd still be wrong.
>>62108968>>62108964why the fuck does nobody realize he is OPENING the strait and taking away irans control?
>>62109278probably because he's not
>>62109278people here have very low IQs
So, while Asia runs out of oil in real time, Nikkei is at a mere -3.5% since its ATH. Okay.
TOLD YOU RETARDS TO BUY THE DIP. EVERYONE ELSE HAS STARTED BUYING IT. YOURE GONNA GET LEFT BEHIND. YOU CANT BUY CALLS BUT YOU CAN BUY TQQQ AND SPXL
>>62109309thats because they wont actually run out of oil
>>62109309Japan is more insulated than you would expect, they chartered oil from the US pretty quickly and have vast strategic and industrial reserves.
why are we blocking the strait nowI thought the idea was to block itanywaysdont care about any of thesewhat I care isis this bullish?
>>62109317for oil, sure
>>62109317WHO CARES THE ONLY THING ON YOUR MIND SHOULD BE BUYING THE FUCKING DIP BEFORE THERES NO DIP LEFT RETARD
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