late night edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62108582
ill buy the dip
this is getting kinda annoying ngl. how about mm decide on a direction on follow though. up or down at this point I dont fucking care just dont keep crabbing like a bitch
kek. tech. baggies.
> futures
If you are long oil right now you are a Muslim terrorist sympathizer antisemite that has no place in America.
>>62109155100% correct t.long oil
I have oil fatigue
>>62109139this is ridiculous Ibez and crocodiles don't share the same habitats
>>62109127heyy.mumu.hows that peace deal coming.. lol
Bros, how do I get her to make that face, my peepee is not big enough...https://x.com/atrupar/status/2043337271567360021
>US takes control of the strait>lets boats throughthe end
>>62109127kys peado
>USO +7%
>>62109172actually they do but not many people are aware of it.
>bogleheads, 401k'ers and "VOO and chill" retardsSpaceX and OpenAI IPO are tactical nukes coming for your booty.>Elon Musk and Sam Altman: "That'll be 4% tax + tip"
NQWTFWT
>>62109178>giant titsum ackshually the term is titcowephile
>>62109140What happened?
>Sandisk instantly crashed on openSee? What did I tell you? You did remember to leave a short open, right? WHAT? A blockade?
Meh, 1% drop is not that bad.
>>62109182do you not have a 401k?
Bros I’m a panican. Please help
>>62109182Explain
>>62109127That's a man
>>62109187OP's a peeper.
Jerked off and now I feel like shit again.
>PBR
>>62109190What the fuck are you talking about
>>62109190It's going green again already... what the fuck is it with this shit, how is it this fucking strong?
I am here demanding a risk off rotation to pump my VZ back to $50, thank you
>>62109173>futuresSTOP WAR MAKE RAVESTOP WAR START RAVE MAKE LOVESTOP WAR MAKE LOVESTOP WAR LET'S RAVE MAKE LOVEhttps://youtu.be/laoFUQrl4is
>>62109202don't be a titty janny
>>62109204I had some PBR on Friday night.
>>62109196Nasdaq will add OpenAI, SpaceX, Anthropic, and other large future IPOs to the index faster vs the usual 3-6 month waiting period.
Why don't they just not let it go down again.Every time I tell my self I'm going to get out when I have green days. Could have bagged some nice sndk gains Friday. Then I say we'll it's probably all up from here anyways I bought this because it's good for the long term. Then I am forced to endure the price plummeting.
>>62109202>peeping is when you see a female in publicwho cares faggot she's a big girl she made a choice leave the house with her tits out. She ain't gonna fuck you. Respect women's choices
>>62109193>locking your gains 5ever because of MUH TAX treatmentlmao>>62109196Both are being fasttracked 1-2 trillion IPOs each. Artificial low float + 15 day expiry for maximum insider dump + timed right before rebalances to maximize the frontrun. On average this will represent 4-8% of the QQQ/SPY. So the bogleheads and "VOO and chill" retards WILL be giving Elon Musk and Sam Altman tax + tip. Thanos snap years of gains.This is the future by the way. Tactical IPO nukes.
My trading textbook says investors get out of high beta /volatile / risky assets when they dump and SPECIALLY when they're up big on them, like, you know, doing a 2x in a fucking week, so why the FUCK aren't semis going down with everything else????
>My panic limit sell didn't get triggered so I cancelled itDamn. That TACO Tuesday be even tastier.
>>62109213Oh so just speculation that something bad will happen. Stop being such a missnthrope.
>>62109212I bet you did you gay little hipster
>>62109223lmao it was at a very hipster concert.
any chances of east asian circuit breakers?
straits double closed niggers
KEK OIL BAGGIES THATS ALL YOU GETMARKETS, UP AND TO THE RIGHT. OIL, DOWNDREAM ON GAMBLER RETARDS THEY ARENT GIVING YOU ===SHIT===
Where do you guys check SP500 (ideally the Developed Markets index) since two hours ago? I'm a Boglehead paying close attention to the market to avoid getting fucked while transferring between funds.Anyway, death to Zionism.
>>62109220SOXL down almost 4 dollars right now bud.
>>62109182>SpaceX and OpenAI IPO are tactical nukes coming for your bootyIf you don't want to own them, simply choose dividend ETFs.t. boglehead
janny at it again
Birdges, power plants. Stone ages basically
>>62109232You gotta study the talmud to understand the esoteric inferences of >futures posting.Here try this one out.>futures
>>62109233i heard the CEO of SOXL resigned.
>Oil baggots are buying the most obvious head and shoulders on the 1D chart that forms the right shoulder on the 1Y chart.You'll be sorry when he TACOs first thing tomorrow morning.
this had to happen unfortunately, Iran was extremely close to acquiring nukes which they would use against Israel (as their constitution demands)once this is all over we can pump
>>62109239David, no!
>>62109240>cowgirl IDBABE
>>62109238Mmmmh. I see pain. But I already knew the future holds pain.Not very informative.
Pedofaggot baker, corrupted OP templatesmells like russians and shitskins in here
its all over for me lads
>>62109245literally double D sized giant honkers wtf is wrong with youwere you molested?
>>62109242>This Zionist retard againShouldn't you be killing children in Lebanon or hiding in a bunker?
>Futures only down 1%LMFAO, happening cancelled, buy the dip.
>>62109240at least they will be dandruff free
>>62109247Kek techie
>>62109244Bullish
>>62109250not my fault terrorists use children as meatshields, you should be be angry with them
eh i fucked that reply all up i'm gonna go kms now
>>62109251AGREED. THE MARKET HAS ALREADY PRICED IN FUTURE RISK. EVERYTHING IS DIGESTED. TIME FOR MORE UP AND TO THE RIGHT. BOBOS BTFO AGAIN
>>62109233I need another 4 for my Friday 10x leverage short to break even with my Thursday 5x short which got liquidated...
>>62109257kek
>>62109248The girl is hot, but can't see her properly since she's grappling the guy and busting his balls.>>62109257Don't do it, anon. You need to live to see Taco Tuesday again.
>>62109257>vidLmao
>>62109256Hasbara bot retard, Zionists are worse than the nazis.
>>62109172it was at a zoo, the keepers were unaware of what a good escape artist the goats can be.
IMAGINE NOT BUYING THE STOCK MARKET RIGHT NOW WHEN YOU KNOW THE TACO IS COMING. THEY ARE GONNA START BUYING SOON SO THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE. EVERY DIP GETS BOUGHT. UP AND TO THE FUCKING RIGHT RETARDS
>>62109269you didn't know what zionism means retarded palirat
>>62109139AI right?
>>62109139I have finance fatigue because of this. It’s just not fun. It’s the old Ben Garrison comic. >LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
>>62109273Zionists' opinions and lives don't matter. Go back to New Jersey or kill yourself, you settler piece of shit. The whole world saw your atrocities and hates you. There is no way to undo that.
>>62109271>EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE GUYS. WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY FROM ALL OUR PROBLEMS. NOTHING IS WRONG. KEEP BUYING PLS!!! WHY AREN'T YOU @&$* RETARDS BUYYIIIINNNNGG GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!noit's not finewe cannot runits all badbe afriad
META spent $90 billion to develop VR chat for businesses
>>62109279THESE ARE THE BEST MARKETS TO TRADE. EXCEPT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOURE RETARDED SO ILL MAKE IT EASY. BUY CALLS. UP AND TO THE RIGHT MARKETS GO
>>62109282DIPS HAS ALREADY BEEN BOUGHT. MARKETS WILL BE GREEN IN 12 HOURS
>>62109251I need more dip, this is not enough
OIL is not pumping that much. They are pricing in a TACO
>>62109283lmao. Any sane political economic system would have Zuck's head.>>62109284>>62109285You can't just will it. It's a clown-show market, anon.
>>62109280
>>62109288THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A TACO. AT THIS POINT THERES NO REASON TO NOT BUY ANY DIP BECAUSE ITS JUST A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM. EVERYONE ELSE WILL BUY IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE TACO IS COMING. MARKETS WILL BE AT ATH TOMORROW
>>62109244Damn I haven't seen that movie in like 30 years
>>62109293It always works until it doesn't.Where will you be when the machine breaks?
