So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.
>>62110078True or not, that that sounds like the kind of product you buy on Ali Express and get lead poison from
>>62110078brought a tear to my eye, word literature right there
>>62110112I like this cover, it's shiny
>>62110078THIS is why I visit /biz/. Great idea OP when is the kickstarter?
>>62110078The plot of:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAQSicsoEu0
>>62110078instant buy but how does it taste ?
>shut_up_and_take_my_money.gif
>>62110078Now I understand why dolphins are the most deranged sexual predators of the ocean. Hard not to be, kek.
>>62110078should I fuck a dolphin ?
>>62110491don't do itt. recovering dolphin fucker
