When's the taco>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62109330
Your shits all retarded
I have an overwhelming urge to sell everything and go into the mountains. That must mean the bottom is in.
early bake NIGGER! Go die in a ditch!!
First coffee of the day. Here's the plan>Retarded bulls bang the open trying to time the TACO>NO TACO>Full blown panic by Lunch time.
Thoughts, anons? >>62110541Should I close my shorts? Like Jesuschrist, how can he taco out of this?
You could've prevented this. It was HER turn.
> futures
stock market bottom is in retard bobo baggiestaco is happening at 9am, dont even think for a second donald pump is going to just let the market fall after this rally. are you people retarded?
physical wheat
>>62110547You need another coffee
spy 675 is an unbreakable generational wealth building level
>>62110550Those hogs are NOT lean
>>62110554I bought some bread yesterday
Fucking retard hordes can't let shit dip for minutes because they come in and pump it again
>>62110564I hate zoomer dip buyers like you wouldn't believe
>>62110564seethe bobo. theres no horde. their machines are programmed to buy it because the markets are going upward and rightward
>I will sit in cash and time the generational bottom>Money printer stays on>"Official" inflation is fake and gay, but still high>Stocks continue to go up because of the aboveThanks for playing.
its in fact retard hordes that come in trying to short every green candle
Why is there no Donald Pump meme on here we can spread to Reddit and piss them off?
>>62110570WSBs are really bullish. They believe in the power of perpetual taco
>>62110567this is 100% it. the system is now rigged that you MUST put all of your money in or you will become homeless even if you own your house due to the crushing inflation and dollar devaluationtheres no alternative. you will either buy stocks or metals, theres nothing you can do
>>62110570gas prices
>>62110572if you believed in taco one time you would have made more money than all the times you didnt and got btfo bobo retardnow taco dips last minutes. theres no reason not to buy the market on every red candle because even if nothing is pending the orange nigga is gonna taco somehow just wait for his 100k word tweet
>>62110577Language. Don't give me any more (you)s.
I wanna sell but prices aren't high enough, I wanna buy but they aren't as low I hoped
GS
Just how many Palantir Technologies (PLTR) shares do you have?
>>62110578you will take this you and you will remember that you got btfo by not believing in our lord and savior donald pump
>>62110582not enough clearly. thanks for reminding me to buy some more since its still going up and i love to buy things that go up because im not a permabear retard bobo baggie
Anons, there seems to be widespread recognition that something is wrong with the oil futures market where prices aren't reflecting the extent of the crisis.https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/business/energy-environment/iran-oil-prices.htmlThe question is, how do we profit from this retardation? If the powers that be have managed to keep oil futures suppressed up until now, who's to say they can't keep it going for many more months? Opportunities like this where you can see a very obvious mispricing by the market are rare, but how to profit from it?
>>62110573Imagine all the zoomers buying robux instead of stocks and metals who will literally have nothing
>>62110582Only ten sar.
need a fresh version of this for donald pump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeEXrR84XE
>>62110581Grim
I won't close my shorts. I will always fight Satan and all those who are rejoicing at the killing of innocent people. Shorting right now means being morally right. On the right side of history. Fuck nihilists. Fuck Americans.
>>62110593did you know you can be morally right without surrendering all of your capital to israel
>>62110593>Shorting right now means being morally right.Yeah, the market doesn't care about that honey.
>>62110595>>62110596But my 2 shorts are deep in the green, nihilists. First one with a pnl of 41%, enough money to live comfy for a year. Second one, 18%. Of course, I will reinvest all that money. Because I will keep fighting the devil. I am not a nihilist. I won't submit to those who are killing innocent people. And when this all ends, I will defend Cuba. You've made a big mistake, ameriboys.
>>62110599market not yet topped signalmarket needs to pump another 80% to force you retards to capitulate and put that money inand that is going to happen this year
>>62110600well if you shorted microslop congratulations that was some good shorting, greatj ob
taco just happened. kek bobos
>>62110602when you say pump are you talking about inflation
>>62110593Bottom signal
>>62110609retards dont know about the concept of a team of people managing social media accounts, kek
>>62110566It's exactly how the great depression started. Spend the afternoon studying the rampant speculation that occurred back then. Study how the Mumus moved and then compare it to this exact moment in time.>never ending pumps>extreme valuations>Retards buying every dip thinking the good times would never end>banks showing signs of failure>a ton of other plainly obvious structural issues everywhere
>>62110609Is this bullish
>>62110609shouldn't he be leading the nation instead of shitpostin?
>>62110611i dont care how the depression started. ill make money when teh market starts going down because i will wait for it to turn, acknowledge it, and shortbut until then idk about you but im gonna make money on the market going up
Reminder: Double blockade hasn't started yet, officially begins in 2 hours (10am EST)
>>62110611It's pure hybris. These guys are basically those entitled arrogant vapid nobles that after the Titanic crashed, they were laughing and dancing.
religions are so fake and gay
>>62110611>extreme valuationsnvidia grew into its forward pe extremely well. its historically cheap right nowretards say shit like this but have never actually looked at a stock and looked at the numbers
>"fuck the pope, we out here starting the book of revelations">-donald "God is a local burner, jesus was a global freezer" trump
>>62110615taco will happen in 1 hour. premarket bottom is fully in. buy now or be left behind forever retards
>futures aren't even down 1%man, why have the bears been so weak? we haven't even seen any -2% down days even with this war
>>62110619>casually loses a $500 billion dollar deal>inventory piling up So undervalued
geopolitical events are BUYING opportunities. the spy dropped 10%, the qqq dropped 13%. imagine not taking advantage of the BUYING opportunitythe good news is you can still buy now and enjoy the incoming 30% gain in the next few months
>>62110626your opinion is not the numbers retard. nvidia went up bigly and consolidated for a whole year. its going to go higher. it will be a 7 trillion dollar company this year
Palo Alto Networks, yay or nay?Looks cheap to me.
HOLD ME NOW
>>62110609Smells like some silly shits on the way then.
It's a slow Monday, post your allocations.
> 20 PBTID
>>62110534Kek all this talk about losses and doom makes me realize I’ve made 11% even with evrything going on. I’m not longer eligible for these threads where everyone is -40% yet calls themselves a trader lol lmao
>>62110633BigOils, Fertilizers and IndexPuts. Time to get rekt I guess. Market never uses common sense.
Oh look>"Big Short" investor Michael Burry is betting that Palantir (PLTR -1.86%) falls this year. time for all you fags to follow like lemmings
I swear if he tacos again on this no one is taking him serious again
>>62110634you should be thanking me for trying to help you make money by buying the dip
>>62110639until the next time right thats what you retards always saydonald pump runs this market youd best recognize that shit
>>62110636I think you could be on to something anon, though you've sort of put all your eggs into the "hormuz" basket.Things seem unbelievably fucked, I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet. But I have learned my lesson and I am not selling.
>>62110638slowpoke.jpgAlso he's right about them and wrong about NVDA. Shorting the semiconductors right now is suicide.
trump runs the market into the ground
>>62110642guess youre about to learn more lessons as you go completely broke before the market goes down and consequently rope because you had no money left for the ride down
>>62110644meanwhile the markets are all higher than in any previous year. do you retards live in reality or
>>62110609>mentally ill>fat>pretends to be Jesus>supports LGBTUS is run by Chris Chan
>>62110635>I’ve made 11% even with evrything going on
>>62110647The different dimensions are finally merging.
Where's the TACO? I ordered one yesterday and it still hasn't arrived yet.
How I got fucked by the UK Government as a millennial:>government advertised Lifetime ISA (LISA) system starting in 2017 where you pay 4k into an investment savings account every year with a 1k bonus following from the government >it's locked in with a hefty withdrawal penalty for anything but retirement, death or buying your first home but you can obviously earn return on the market by investing in stocks>house prices rise and government NEVER updates its contribution amount or maximum house price value from 450k with inflation>eventually realises that it's fucked up and might get sued so it commits to abolishing the investment account ...in 2028 with a new scheme where you can just opt to lose the bonus>but girlfriend wants to buy a house now so that we can have kids as the clock is ticking but we're both stuck by our careers to LondonSo I now get to lose a large amount of money for doing what I was told to do by the government while zoomers will at least get to walk away with nothing. I may as well #yolo everything out of spite and if I lose everything then at least the government doesn't get its cut to fund the triple-lock where boomers see their retirement benefit rise above inflation in their massive houses they bought for 20k.
>>62110642Hormuzbasket indeed is big. I just need one tiiiiny little explosion to eat lobstor tonight.My take? Theres 'a deadline' again. Markets are flat everywhere. Everybody had enough time to buy puts. So we will probably see a faceripperrally.
trump made the markets fake and gay
>>62110645Sorry anon I'm too dumb to time the market right.I've lost money every time I've tried.I've made good money every time I've done what I do best: nothing. Just sit tight.
>>62110640>should be thanking me for trying to help you make money by buying the dipok ty, what should be buying right, how much and for how longthanks
>>62110661doing nothing (outside of being fully invested) is the smartest thing you could do here. youre way ahead of all the bobo retards for sure
>>62110663spy calls 0dte. sell them when green at your discretion. do this every single day until the market trend changes. youre welcome
News status?
>>62110666Old
>>62110666taco incoming in 30 mins. markets are prepumping because insiders already know. buy now or get left in the dust
>>62110655It's not coming you moron we are going to war. The Jews were doing a pre-war game show during peace talks with Netanyahu using a big screen to show all the targets were going to attack. In the past couple of days the Usa sent more planes, more equipment, more men, and is currently surrounding Iran.
Everytime yall say hormussy,I can only thing of my girl Leila hormozi,Ironically enough I learned she's iranian
>>62110657>might get suedBe interesting to see how they approach the, you pay one pound in and your employer pays one pound in, pension schemes if there's a successful test case of the LISA issue.
what the fuck can he even taco on?not double closing the strait leaving it just closed by iran? giving up on the war which israel won't allow?i can't think of anything tacoable right now other than fake news of more talks
TQQQ, SSO or SOXL? What to dca in every day this week? $1k a day
>>62110670Didn't that guy had a mental breakdown recently?
>>62110669ummm the entire dip got bought last night. the taco is already locked in retard. cant wait to twerk all over your worthless puts at eod today while i flex my winning calls AGAIN
long peptides>>62098490
>>62110671Another one to watch will the shared property ownership that was aggressively pushed to get people onto the housing ladder with part-ownership (shares) of a home despite everyone knowing from the start that it was a complete scam. I guess the lesson as always is to never trust anything you don't own, especially when the government is pushing it.
>>62110673things will just simply improve. markets dont care retard. look at that dip getting bought and you are getting none of it. thats because youre a retard
>>62110673Because it’s not going to happen, at least not this week.I mean, just imagine it>IF THEY DON’T FULLY OPEN THE STRAIT, THEN WE’LL CLOSE IT TOO >one day later >in the end, it doesn’t matter—we won’t block anything; Iran will keep blocking the ships, and Israel will stop bombing all its neighbors. Praise Allah
>>62110678Tony Robbins fixed him
>>62110688You and every other bull nigger thinks he's going to taco. guess what happens when he doesn't lol
the markets are DONE with this gay oil and middle east FUDwe are going fundamentally up and to the right, and if you miss it, you will be extremely poor in just 6 months
>>62110673The resurrection of Epstein will signal the beginning of America's golden age. A day before the midterms, all the evil, all the suffering, all the chaos of the world shall be harnessed into one shell, and ALL those who vote Republican will be saved.
are we reaching cuban missile crisis levels ?
>>62110683No
>30 pbtid>It is all the same reality denying drivelThis has to be Raj taking on another persona isn't it?
>check out stock that looks interesting>feel like buying>ah it seems kinda pricey though>don't buy>it goes up 25%
>>62110692Dude, I'm all for the bear market
>>62110582PLTR easy sell when ceasefire ends again
>>62110686>especially when the government is pushing it.Yes.
>>62110693>30 posts by this ID
>>62110701I got a little carried away
>>62110694
No robinhood I don’t want your free dashpass I drive and spend money on expensive gas to pick up my own slop because I can and I don’t need fucking poojesh snooping around my house like an incel creep fuck your doordash robinhood give me free money instead
He predicted everything. And you should of listened.Apologize
>>62110670Hormussy, more like whore pussy.
axios has less than 45 minutes to save the economy
>>62110704have you gotten the message yet? look at this blistering premarket pump. the market is unstoppable. retard bobos are really out here short this thing. lmao. rofl. extremely comical
>>62110699lol I thought and did this when sndk was $200
>>62110713its already saved, markets are back to unchanged
>>62110711Should have*, dumdum
>this weekendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ilJT6QLn-k>>62110711i saw a clip of this guy saying the boomer neet alliance was a national security threat... what is wrong with him?
ABSOLUTE UNBREAKABLE V BOTTOM
Is April always the worst month of the year?
>>62110722its usually one of the best
>>62110724Well, it marked the bottom last year, and this year it's likely the same. But the sentiment is the worst, because you're like "was that really the bottom" as things grind sideways indecisively.
>Pakistan, Egypt & Turkey will continue talks with the US & Iran in the coming days to bridge the remaining gaps & reach a deal to end the war - Axios reporter on Xok bobo retards the correction is over. you can stop being doomer retards who watch way too many israel funded doomer youtube videos now
>>62110715It will be 200 again soonAfter a split
>>62110727inflation and devaluing the dollar hasnt stopped. the fed is still printing money at a rapid pace. look at its balance sheet. this alone is enough to push markets up for another double digit year
>>62110712Well, way down yonder on the ChattahoocheeIt gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
>>62110670Why is every Iranian woman living in the West a bimbo?>>62110657If you can ever consider buying a house you're winning m8.>>62110673We say this every Tuesday yet he always manages to pull something out of the hat.>>62110686Council housing wasn't a scam. A lot of boomers made out like bandits from it. I agree every govt housing scheme since has been a scam from Help to Buy to LISA to shared ownership. Millenials just keep taking Ls
supply shock is literally about to happen and you guys are like "this was the bottom" wtf
>mstrwhats his endgame?
I'm this fucking close to just doubling down on my oil long without any stop loss. What could go wrong?
>>62110737its not a shock. everyone has already made adjustments to keep the global economy going. literally nothing bad is happening anywhere. inflation makes markets go up and to the right. corpo profits increase. get fucked bobo
>>62110737inb4 >priced in
>>62110737oh no, my investments in bangladeshi polyethelene plants...
>>62110730Agreed. Just wish we'd stop getting jerked around by whatever Trump decides to blog for the day.
>>62110740all axios has to say is someone thinks the middle east situation will improve in the future and you will get blown out instantly. not advised. dont trade oil. just buy 0dte spy calls EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Every % jewdisk goes up i become more antisemitic Every % niggercron goes up i become more racist
>>62110737The technicals all look good so you have to bet on macro bitch slapping them down. That hasn't been a winning trade recently.
>>62110740A 666 character TRVTH NVKE dropped at any moment without warning
>>62110744just buy the dips. its free money
>>62110695When a Chinese ship tries to go through.
>>62110737>supply shock is literally about to happendebunked
>>62110746meanwhile you could just buy those stocks and make money. shits wild the mental gymnastics and stomach ulcers you retard bobos inflict on yourselves to not just go long and make money on things that go up. absolute insanity
So uhhh to confirm if TACO before 10am shouldn't we like check if there's us navy stuff deployed? Surely some nerd here csn work it out on a map or something?
>>62110750Then we just sink the mother fucker for trying to break the blockade. EZPZ boss.
>>62110698Idk Rajesh has a point. TACO is real and the market always goes up. It's not a question of if, but when.
>>62110730>Implying reserves are inflationaryKek
>>62110734>from Help to Buy to LISA to shared ownership.Taking a detour past vast amounts of student debt for jobs that never materialised.
>>62110737yes and noI remember reading in 2022 how Russia is burning oil at export terminals and how sanctions will force them to shut down wells and once shut down it will be extremely hard to restart themGuess what they restarted most of them without issues, same as around the world in 2020And we keep getting served the same "once taken offline it's extremely hard to resume production" line from oil bulls
heres a bigdick stock market protip: friday is opex. markets are going to go up this week. if you want to bet bearish, do it on friday afternoon at 4:14 p.m.
>>62110758markets go up and to the right, no one said a damn thing about reserves. you can cry all you want but the market will go UP and to the RIGHT
>>62110722My main business is always dead in April for some reason. February, April and October, these months are always shit.
>>62110759I am so tired of AI garbage
15:00 pm.Still no taco
>>62110766What is your main business? To amass an investment fortune of a whole £3,000 I'd imagine your business involves picking up pennies out of public fountains.
>>62110770first of all theres no 1500 am so learn how to denote time and second this thread is for people who live in civilized non poorfag countries such as the united states. you europoor cuck baggies are not welcome here
oh, and third, the line is going up and to the right. the taco is already in effect
>>62110760Don't get me started on the student loan scam. Glad I dropped out but I still owe them 11k or something. I ghosted them. I told my bro not to do it but he got pushed into it like every 18 year old. Now after working hospitality for a year he's telling me he wants to be a plumber.
>>62110773Language. I don't talk to people with such bad manners. Please, understand.
have you niggers missed the detail where US says they will blockade only vessels from Iran https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2043432050921718194Iran now needs to launch missiles at couple of ships to really get this party going
>>62110773There are no civilized countries in GMT +2
>>62110776reasonable response. i apologize for my outburst. have a blessed day
Bobo about to get btfo. Never listen to a crowd that has a cap on their max gains over the people who have no cap on their max gains.
>>62110771Shovelling shit.
>hormussy getting stuffed 10AM etOh man that’s in an hour, will tacofags choke on a big green oil penis?
how does a gangstalked trans in mid 30s make money?
>>62110777that wont happen. and the blockade isnt even really a blockade. literally nothing happened. thus markets have fully recovered after bobo spent all of last night hooting and hollering about how they were so back and here they are, back to being so wrong just like i said they would be. it infuriates bobo that i am right EVERY time but all they have to do is buy the dip.
When does the blockade of the blockade start? In 1 hour?
>>62110777All this posturing and shit is boring af, we need to drop some boots on kharg island and start filling ships with that discount priced oil they have in Iran and sell the discounted oil on the open market to remove pressure on oil prices boss.
>>62110786are you hot? you could suck dicks and do anal sex for some cash. look up people looking for transwomen to do porn in your area and do a few casting couches
>>62110761Ok but their wells hadn't been blown up.
Less than one hour to 16:00.Still no tacops: If you're an overly emotional American that gets triggered by everything, don't give me a (you). All those meds you take make you unbearable.
>>62110788Yes, don’t listen to hamas shills
>>62110788Yes
>>62110792the taco is in the price action my dude. up and to the right. markets are happy and positive
>>62110792(You)
Things are escalating
>tacoMarket goes up >no taco Market goes up regardless because they price in a taco So tiring
>>62110790I'm very very ugly and work at a factory
>>62110786This >>62110790 Rising demand for tranny porn despite all the hate. It's unironically a good investment. Will probably go mainstream in a few years.
>>62110792
>>62110787oil is up 7% wtf are you on about
>>62110754TOO EXPENSIVE Shit shouldn't be above $300! Fucking almost $1000 is retarded!
>>62110801Most people that work at factories are very ugly. It's a vicious cycle. Bad looks lead you to such jobs. THen, the factory life fucks you up so much that it makes you look even worse.
>>62110765>No one said a damn thing about reservesMy bad I forgot we were discussing the other Fed that prints not reserves
>>62110801oh, well, that sucks. should try to figure out how to be hot i guessyou are still valid as a human being and i wish you all the best
>>62110791look at 1991 gulf war price actionoil wells set on fire, but oil price went back to low normal and stayed down after iraq got kicked outdespite kuwaiti production still down
>>62110807fuck I'm gonna be ugly forever aren't I wtf...I used to be hot
>>62110806shouldnt be is your opinioncurrently is is the fact and realitythe slope is up. buy
This is what I mean >>62110804When did Americans become so emotional? You say 16:00 and they threaten you with their guns. Your president says something Pedophile Trump doesn't like, they show you their nukes. What happened to the strong silent type? They're all like crazy ex-girlfriends
>>62110699>ah it seems kinda pricey thoughit’s funny because people will look at a $30 stock that actually produces things and say this, but then they’ll see meta trading for $600/share and think ‘yeah this is normal’
>>62110813our financial system oppresses us so crushingly and strongly that pretty much anything as simple as getting bit by a mosquito is enough to make the 99% say fuck it and crash out because they have no money and are only getting poorer while the stock market leaves them behind
MARKETS ARE NOW FULLY STABLE AND SUPPORTED. KEK BOBO. YOUR PUTS? LMAO
>>62110819umm war is going to crash this market
>>62110799Working in an Iranian nuclear plant is probably one of the riskiest jobs right now.>>62110801Doesn't matter. So long as you aren't fat and hairy, if you have a D you are good to go. 80% of tranny pornstars look like guys in makeup.
>>62110822nope. wars are bullish for markets. geopolitical events are buying opportunities. they are currently buying. markets go up and to the right. all of the "dump" has been completely erased. bobo rekt
>>62110819Like 50cent said, "it's hot out in this bitch, that's a good enough reason".
>>62110824>80% of tranny pornstars look like guys in makeup.how do you know that
Taco Tuesday
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>bears
>>62110813It's always pic related with them nowadays, all the way up to the top.
>>62110824i suggest checking out >>>/gif/ some of those trans girls be bussin fr
>>62110813It all starts with early infancy trauma due to genital mutilation...
>>62110832>giantess dropping a massive deuce on an overpass
>>62110807Whenever I go to poor areas I notice how fat and ugly the locals are. I also thought that it's a cycle. be poor, get fat on shit food, lose looks from stress doing wageslave job, can't marry your way out. Sad really.
I'm long oil, therefore I want Iran to attack shipping.
>>62110810Ok but USA won that war.
>>62110837>a city bus sized white womans turd on the highwayJeets would swarm that in a heartbeat.
>>62110828I watch it all the time.
look at the market just go straight up. i told you retards to buy tqqq and spxl last night. i fucking told you this dip was going to get FULLY bought. and now here we are. yes ive made 80 posts in this thread, but i also am better at markets than (you) so i should post the most
>>621108101991 was Iraq and Kuwait oil and that's nothing compared to today which includs Iraq, Kuwait , Iran , UAE , Bahrain and Suadi oil
>GME general is still a thing LMAO
>>62110850Market hasn’t even opened yet you fuken dreg wtf r u on about
>boom boom boom>boom di boomity boom >boom boom boom>boom di boomity boom
The only way for this stupid war or SMO whatever he calls it to end is for the market to shank trump by selling everything like the tariff announcement last year.Exactly 1 year ago, Trump busted out an entire list of nations that he was willing to slap tariffs on, and virtually everyone gave him a beating and tank the entire market for days until he cried uncle and TACO'ed, delaying them for months later. It was easy to rally behind, not because the tariff idea was trash and no one was willing to pay, but because manufactures had to plan for long term supply cost, and everyone knew you can skip out on paying dumb short term tariffs if goods are just held up at port instead until the tariffs go down again.Considering this crumbling ceasefire will die in a week, with basically 2 plugs in place for the hormuzzy, this is basically the last chance for the market to spank Trump out of his ego trip war and force him to cut bait and run. Bibi will cry and dems will call him Taco, but hitting him where it hurts the most (his reputation on "saving the economy") is the only way he can get the message that he CAN'T do this shit and gets away with it anymore.BUY oil and SELL everything NOW, drag his ass back to pakistan for a deal and tell him to fuck off back to domestic shit.
>>62110832Idk why the 50s are the posterchild for peak female oppression, they seemed pretty glamorous and happy in the movies and art. It's not like they were wearing burkhas or anything.
Wake me up later for breakfast tacos
>>62110857>trump keeps war going because markets aren't down>markets aren't down because they think trump will taco
>>62110670God this bitch is ugly and she looks like she smells bad.
>>62110859I could eat some soft shell tacos rn
>>62110859Trump is having breakfast tacos but it’s just Netanyahus cock wrapped up in a tortilla and shoved down trumps orange cunt lips
>>62110861the taco doesnt even matter. its just a question of will the market go up or will the market go up more. theres only one direction, the only difference is intensity
>>62110853the gme thread is definitely run by citadel lmao keeping those baggies in check for over 5 years
>>62110861perfectly balanced
>>62110865aka the usual
man bobo got blown out insanely. its fucking how wild how cocky they were last night and now they are all filled with dread as they queue up their sell order for their dead puts lmao
>>62110865kek
>>62110862I can see why they make them wear the bee keeper suits boss.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62110865Oy vey be careful anon, this post is antisemitic
>>62110865Tasty
I’m smelling a 30 minute bull trap then NO taco
>>62110877GREEN LINE GO UP
IM SMELLING 0DTE CALLS WORKING AGAIN AND BOBO GETTING BTFO
>>62110877Bas'd check"d and taco'd
Let the follies, commence.
>>62110877based
>>62110893cute
I'm a moral investor and I won't ever flinch in front of those who attack my values. This war is simply unjust, innocent people are dying. I will keep shorting.
>>62110877Based
Sndk needs to drag my mu up moreDo you think you we will see the same thing as the last sndk earnings? Profit taking then a massive dip. I regretted not selling last time but ultimately I'm going to hold this shit so swinging makes me nervous.
>>62110887sad
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!
GAUZ
>pltr up lol big shorties
INTC +2%
>>62110887cool it with the anti-semitism
BOBO BTFO
computer is we up
>>62110834ohh that makes sense, trump dick suck, tranny promoting janny shitskingreen line only goes up, is the same delusion
>my face when I'm literally not allowed to trade until Trump wakes up and says what he's going to say
Oh wow would you look at that. The market has recovered from yet another pre market baby dump. I can't believe this has happened. I am blindsided.
>>62110896Looking back, not buying intc when it was 20$ was pretty retarded
any other day in a normal market when shit is up 2x in a week they just come in one day and sell for shits and giggles regardless but nooooo this fucking dogshit needs to keep going to infinity
>>62110907BUTTBLASTED BOBO JUST BUY CALLS RETARD
>>62110887More like a moron investor
After waiting all night BP is at fucking 1%. I knew it. No way would I win. Even though oil shot up I knew BP would crab for some reason.
>>62110909More like a mormon investor
FEELS GOOD AFTER THE MARKET BOTTOMS AND BOBO TRIES TO KEEP SHORTING AND KEEPS FAILING
>>62110910if you want the price action of oil buy oil
Open pebble creek, Trump.We need the gold. And I need the pump.
>>62110910why so obsessed with BP? you should diversify your portfolio with more companies, fren. XOM, CVX you name it
>>62110904Going down to 6800 and threatening to lose the pin there isn't a recovery.
>>62110910YOU DO REALIZE BP IS A COMPANY RIGHT. THEY DONT JUST GO UP 5% BECAUSE OIL TEMPORARILY DOES RETARD. MARKETS ARE FORWARD LOOKING AND STOCK PRICES ARE BASED ON CORPORATE PROFITS
20 minutes until the supposed deadline
>>62110920the market doesn't care anymoreyou don't have to keep spamming xitter posts
My spicy taco still hasn't arrived. What's going on?
Yep, I’m taking this opportunity to exit. See you guys on the other side
>>62110909Not everybody is a bloodthirsty nihilist that wants to kill innocent people. I will always trade according to my moral values. Godspeed.
>>62110920I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BOBO NEVER WINS. MARKETS DONT CARE RETARD
>>62110921Wouldn't it be funny if he announced a 2 week extension of the deadline in about 18 minutes or so
>>62110799I wonder how much the 20 people staying behind are going to be paid.
>>62110926based christian anon
>>62110893CUTE
>>62110919Yet when oil crashes 10% due to some bullshit so does BP.
>>62110934THAT WOULD INDICATE BP IS AN UNDERPERFORMER. I WOULD PICK WINNERS INSTEAD
>>62110934why are you obsessed with BP?patriotism?
>>62110934That's why only retards buy br*tish petroleum. Bong energy companies, lmao.
OK BOBO IT WAS REAL CUTE OF YOU TO TRY TO BUY PUTS AT OPEN BUT NOW ITS TIME TO SELL ALL OF THEM RIGHT BACK. THE MARKET IS NOT GOING DOWN. POOL IS CLOSED TO BOBOS. ONLY BELIEVERS IN DONALD PUMP CAN STAY
>>62110910whats the point of holding BP when PBR exists
>>62110906I botted it around that price but bailed at about 34 from memory concerned that the whole of tech might be about to domp.I'm still concerned about that. The other anon that just sold at 60 did the right thing imo.
>>62110915That’s why I went with USO, BP is cursed because it’s british
>>62110910Should have bought PBR then you'd be up a whole 1.5% today
>>62110939I don't trust thirdie legal systems to defend investorsmonkeyzil can just nationalise it in an instance and you lose everything
>>62110917Lower price-to-sales, price-to-book and I don't trust the American market.
>>62110910>I knew BP would crab for some reason.Could it perhaps be anything to do with the UK government categorically banning the issuing of any new north sea drilling permits?
>>62110936He thinks it stands for Bussy Penetration
>>62110920Doesn't this just piss off China? Not that I give a fuck but what's the strategy here?
>>62110944>I don't trust thirdie legal systems to defend investors...what do you think current-year UK is
VIX is gonna make a lower low here. markets are calm and comfy as can be.
>>62110948what will ching chong gon do?
>>62110945>I don't trust the American market.>Buys the br*Tish market
>>62110944>they could just nationalise it Its already nationalised retard.
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>>62110954not fully otherwise you couldn't buy shares retard
>>62110956Invalidating public shares like that would be full commie shit and Brazil is not that kind of thidies
>>62110951BOBOS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO
>>62110945I used to think like you, man. But all markets are clown world. It's a global thing.
Oh no...
>>62110711>>62110718should're*
>>62111010how the hell is oil in a solid form in that editorial cartoon? Is the cartoonist big retard?