Why is this shit going up. The strait is closed. World will run out of petrol and gas in just a few weeks.
>>62111239US seems to be stepping in and exporting oil at the cost of domestic consumers.
>>62111239war is bullish bobo when will u learn
>>62111239>he doesn't know
>>62111239i know this is satire but there are dummies who believe this lol
>>62111239In how many weeks? Say a number.
>>62111255oil producers on the gulf coast are hiring like crazy, everybody's cranking up production as fast as they can.
>>62111239You’re getting juiced into exit liquidity
Probably crime
>>621113102
>>62111239Reminder: the first 3 months of COVID were nothingburger gaslighting about how it wasn’t the US’ problem
>>62112378new bear cope has dropped lol.
>>62112369TWOOO WEEKS?
>>62111239Thats the world's problem not the US'
>>62111239You should stop getting your news and worldview from literal fucking retards.
>>62112387> The first known case of COVID-19 was traced back to November 17, 2019, in Hubei Province, China, according to reports. While earlier cases may have occurred, the first large cluster was identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019
>>62112421but those are the subhumans you work for and have shilled for years, why pretend it's notwhy the faggot contrarian larp, you're really working overtime the last couple daysgot paid to shit up the place in preparation for Orban's win, so sad that didn't turn out for ya, faggot
>>62112378Or Russian invasion of Ukraine.The market was in denial for two months before it started seriously crashing.You just need to be a little bit more patient, bear bros we will have our time soon.
Wasn't it supposed to dump hard when the markets opened today? I might get liquidated here.
>>62112480The real world doesn't exist. We live in a simulation and the simulation has decided that a Truth Social is more powerful than anything physical. Trade accordingly
Trump just said, "Iran called", and now btc is going apeshit.I fucking hate how mothafuckin manipulated this dogshit market is now.
>>62112655Every week is the same pattern, anon. We crash during the weekend, then monday comes, all of a sudden a shitton of new headlines appear and we pump hard. Trade accordingly
>>62112695>Every week is the same pattern, anonPrepare for:- Cracker Mondays- Taco Tuesdays- Midweek Poomp- Taco Thursdays Supreme- Fat Fridays
>>62112378Its almost like that was the accurate assessment of the wuhan flu.
>>62111255It's not just the US. Oil is being widely rerouted. It's why fuel prices are going up everywhere, not just in countries that used to buy from the Gulf.
>>62111239Bro we're like 10 years away from becoming Gods
>>62111239>World will run outWith the recent closure of the Gulf of Oman, about 13mbpd are lost. That's 13% of global production. The world isn't going to "run out".
>>621112392 more, perhaps?
Shows how pathethic the average coin bros is
>>62111255they're a member of this or that economic treaty that says they're not supposed to impose export controls during shortages
>>62113325Fortunately for the US, the US's oil/gas export controls date back to the 1970's oil embargo. If Trump decides he wants payback for all that 1970's fuckery then the FA phase of the proceedings can happen very quickly.
>>62111239Priced in
>>62111239Hey, a blockade of the blockade made oil go back to the 90s. IMAGINE if China enters the game so we have a blockade of a blockade of a blockade.Oil instantly at 50$!Everything is completely fucktarded. Like, really. You don't have to be a bear or a bull, I'm glad my tech stonks are pumping, but shit is clearly pumping on fucktardation. There's no way the insane shit we're live witnessing can end on a good note.
>>62111239The markets are completely irrational about the war at the moment. Buy the dip mania is so strong that bad news is often treated like good news, and markets go up because of all the dip-buying. This just means that the future correction will only be greater.I wouldn't advise shorting though. There's too much money flowing into stocks, and still too many levers the government can pull to prevent a proper correction.
>>62114800>If Trump decides he wants payback for all that 1970's fuckeryThe man's mind appears to be permanently stuck in the 1980's so it's possible
>>62111239You have TDS, trust the plan and profit
>>62112773this diet is too American for me
