Persia surrender to the heirs of the greco-roman civilisation, the United States edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62110950
So the market pumped on a completely fake NYP article?lmaoI have no words
>>62111435
>>62111448sorry bobo but some roastie in the NYP posted her opinion therefor trillions must buy
The New York post is a pro-MAGA newspaper so no wonder they tried to manipulate the market to make Trump and his supporters look good
>>62111461kek know the work rulesits only ok when trump does it
>>62111461blatant market manipulationcorruption
>>62111436Bad news no longer creates dips, even fake good news creates pumps, all thanks to our orange BVLL. Bobos are fucked forevermore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6oTIjvw_-8
Cam on Micron
>>62111461>a 1% move killed all bearslmao thats funny though
required post at this point
>>62111461Salty ass Big Short larping bitches in the comments
holy heck I didn’t trust the pump and it pumped even harder. What is this phenomena because if I bought it would dump.
easiest short ever here, bobos win
>>62111521post your positions so we can learn and copy
>Crab dayhehe, fuck your options, Theta decay for everyone!
>>62111521Teach me bobo...
>we are a month away from the energy apocalypse >we are near ATH'swhen this finally crashes it is going to be fucking apocalyptic
> nows
>>62111461Are there any oldfags here? Was the market this fake and gay back in the day? It just doesn't feel right and I'm having trouble believing the market was always this stupid.
>>62111533buy signal
>>62111539Things were a lot less schizo before they introduced daily options
>>62111539honestly, I don't recall non-futures traders treating major indexes like shitcoins like they do now
>>62111484Just means the bottom is in because there's no more discovery down in the current meta
>>62111533The greatest market manipulators in history are in control, its not going to crash lol
practice gf pretending to be sick for attention again
>>62111539i remember the EU debt crisis in the early 2010s. people were convinced the world was ending. BAC was at $5 a share and people were convinced they were going under. the economy was still shaky coming out of the GFC. nothing has changed in the markets. for example people said for 10 years straight Amazon was overpriced garbage and it went from $10 to $150. "it has no earnings!!!" they said. some people just dont have the risk tolerance for equities or they constantly feel the valuations are wrong (too high). they over estimate the importance of this week and underestimate the next 3 years for a company or economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51r5f5OdIY0
>>62111539You used to have to call your broker to buy stock and check it on the newspaper.
>>62111575its all fun and games trading paper until oil futures become oil nows
>>62111575Maga is honest and would never lie or cheat people.
how new are you people that you think news articles move markets
>>62111539another thing to take to the bank is that pessimists sound smart but optimists make money. a little optimism can go a long way.
i shorted and boughted
I'm glad I ignored the FTNT guy.
>>62111535Somebody stop that Pitbull!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiYwLMf6xZIthis guy has no idea hes live
>CAR is now at 92 RSI
Hormussy status????
>>62111608>muh pessimism vs my glorious optimismthe market doesn't fucking care about you boomer, the grocery store cashier will for 1/600th of a second go talk to them instead
I just want the bears to know, that I made a lot of money today from you
>>62111610i didn't know fent had a ticker
>>62111654see >>62111507
>oil longssorry TERRORISTSYOUR iranian rials have been successfully converted into MY USD and it was all made possible due to the laboreous efforts of the kind folks at the cme and our brokers.
Didn't expect the markit to go up today but I expected PINS to go up because it always behaves like that.I almost bought calls.
>>62111699Bobos really do have to put up with a lot of bullshit
>>62111430>market greenWHO TACOed?
You are a fool if you believe in anything besides the sanctity of Trump. If he wills the markets green they will remain green forever. You're trying to day trade against God's whims
Was obvious anyways, the market just never pumps and then Lambda dumps, now we're doign this gay rolling top
Bad news crude boys
So there still is a blockade, and iranians are just STUDYING, but Oil is higher, yet stocks fully recovered ok
>>62111794>oil is higher Barley and falling as I type . Market has fell for it again
>>62111794the world knows america wont do shitdo you really think they'd ever fire upon a chinese ship for example
joined the dark side and bought spy puts. I feel so evil now.https://youtu.be/UitzZiUl1zg?si=xEO35AVg8cHyrjKv
>*TRUMP TO SPEAK AT ANY MOMENT: FOXTaco incoming?
>>62111813I hope he gives us an update on the stuff going on in the Persian Gulf boss.
>he's talking about the heresy debacle
>jews get the last war they ordered from their shabbos goys>/biz/ confused why the jewish casino, used by the shabbos goy in chief as a policy sentiment gauge, is upThis board has negative alpha and everyone here would be better off just buying and holding like the goycattle they are instead of getting jerked around by volbots.
INTC +4%
>>62111811I took the quick buck. Enough boboing for a day.
>>62111813The market clearly thinks he’s about to taco, short oil
>>62111813>Taco incoming?idk but I just redeemed a breakfast burrito and it was delicious
>>62111832>short oiltoo late, it just dumped below $100
short oil
>Trump: we don’t need other countries >also Trump: iran is extorting the world kek
>markets fall because Iran closes the Strait and blocks 20% of global oil traffic>they rise on hopes for peace and a return to normalcy>negotiations fail and we go back to war>now the United States and Iran are jointly spitroasting the Strait>that means rising marketsWhat is this behavior called? What economics book should I read to understand it?
my shorts will be printing
>>62111849The Talmud
SPY going up
He's talking about nothing. Time to sell everything.
>>62111849It's called the Trump Effect. Get used to it. Every situation always turns out fine for bvlls in his market.
What the fuck? How did I ended up making money today? I swear we were gonna be red.
>>62111849any basic economics book will work. you'll see that economies adapt to changes and move forward.
>>62111827Casino do be kinda empty these days thobeit.
>TRUMP: WE MAY STOP BY CUBA AFTER WE'RE FINISHED WITH IRANlmao, this is why I love this guy, so entertaining
wtf who is that door dash grandmaan elderly person forced to work into her 80s because there's no social safety nets?
>Trump has the alcoholism noseGuess people were right.
How much NAK is enough to make it?
>>62111891 and at the same time the whitehouse Twitter account posts a video of him accepting a McDonald's Doordash order, ahahahahahttps://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2043733960195264520
>>62111834damn thanks for reminding me i have exactly 3 slices of cooked bacon in the fridge for nibblin'
>>62111899Alcoholics don’t make it to 79 without wet brain and a dead liver, waking up at the crack of dawn to Truth you deep into the red, onions boy
>>62111493I BELIEVE I BELIEVE AAAAAAAWe're the boomers of the AI industry desu
the up and the to the right guy was correct.
>>62111608Survivorship bias.For both the pessimists and the optimists.But being a le good guy optimist is probably healthier for your heart but it isn’t a guarantee of money.A lot of bitcoin and gold optimists aren’t doing so hot right now.You have to be both the bear and the bull at the same time, at the right time, every time. That’s what makes markets so hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9CCM240Agseizure warning, if any bears ready to die
>>62111923>wet brainqrd? im feeling kinda moist as a 35 year old trans black (identifying) lesbian
>>62111886So we just have to hope that everything unrelated to oil will go well and that SanDisk will rise another 30% by the end of the week?And weren't those data centers on hold because of the war?
>>62111933Hope that anon got out of those puts okay but it probably didn't go as well as hoped.
>>62111940Bitcoin and gold optimists have done exceedingly well and outperforming most asset other asset classes. Fomo chasers with a 2 month time horizon will always eat dirt
SOXL
>>62111933The whole day now basically
>>62111964FUCK IT FUCK IT I'LL JUST MAKE IT SIMPLE AND GO INTO SOXL AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62111964Buy high sell higher kek
>>62111803Interesting to see what China does if the US blocks China-bound oil. Also interesting that the US blocking oil shipments from Iran hurts American allies like Thailand and Japan. If Iran is blocking the strait, the US can blame Iran. But if the US blocks it, it is hard to spin that.
I honestly thought stocks were going to crash and cause the breaker to switch on.
EASY MARKET JUST BUY CALLS LIKE IVE BEEN SAYING FOR 10 CALENDAR DAYS
Donald Pump please, please make my stocks go green please
>>62111992The answer is simpleThe CCP will recall every spy student, the US entire university system will collapse as 90% of their enrollment leaves.They'll recall every spy worker, half of all the US workforce will leave with all the stolen trade secrets.China doesn't have to fire a single bullet. The US will be left with nothing, not a single educated person, only [spoiler]a horde of Indians left[/spoiler]
SPY ^>
WE MADE IT BOYSNEW PENULTIMATE ATH
>>62112022Your post implies one more ATH and then a neverending bear market.
>>62112021WHAT IS THIS FALLING BACKWARD BULLSHIT! WE NEED TO KEEP MOVING UP AND FORWARD!!!!Keep pushing, like hamburger hill!
Can someone explain how people are making money here with SPY. It seems to be pretty pricey per share, ie 680x100 being 68k. Are people doing covered calls or something else?
nows a great time to buy a house before the bailout this summer
>>62112022
Times are tough.
stocks only go up
I'm gonna throw up
FUCK YOU ALL!MAKE SPX AND SPY GO UP, FAGGOTS!
NONE OF THIS MATTERS IF I AM NOT GREEN
This is wonderful, a new global all time high has been reached Mr Mumu!Mr Bobo’s once in a century party is ahead of schedule!
Iran has already sent an oil tanker past the strait and is in the Gulf of Omanhttps://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/energy/articles/three-tankers-attempt-hormuz-transit-071205652.htmlhttps://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:714157
Why the fuck did I ever sell SOXL? Holy fucking shit what a beast.
>Bull Lee: the bottom is inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urzHwmjzLcU
>>62112048>SOXLGODS
>>62111430Literal fake news from delusional faggot bulltardsAlong with the corrupted OP template
>>62112028they're kid diddlers who were paid millions and want to cash out on our collective fagman industryjust put your money in your favorite company that actually makes something you like
>>62112048Anon the more important question to me is why didn't I buy SOXL ?https://youtu.be/7P3_Rw2bsvQ?si=paK3QXuXudJqW6lo
>>62112054Fair enough.
>>62112028Wheel strat
>>62112046US Navy is about to completely DESTROY that ship. Unless Trump is a lying orange retard
Trump lied/smg/ cried
>im here about the no tax on tipsTOP KEK
Ahem, I said CAM ON MICRON
Uhhh is china doing nothing?!?! Is this good or bad for bobos?
>>62112066MAKE SOME FAKKIN GAINS
How the fuck does Sandisk just continue to go up 6% every single day? I've spent two weeks pulling my hair out refusing to buy because surely it must go down and then day after day its just green dildo after green dildo
>>62112060If you actually read the article it happened a few hours before the blockade went in to effect.
>>62111430I lost a lot of money today, shameful of me.
FUUUUUUUUUCK!SPX!6860!FUCK YOU AND RISE!!!!
whelp that was enough slurping for the day time to get pizza
Ay yo, is the insectoids gonna be able to pass the blockade? If not, we gonna have another "conflict". I need to find out how to make money on that.
>>62112073People have killed each other for less money than I lost today. I think I just don't belong in trading.
>>62112068China said they're going to ignore the block aid but apparently the minimum wage semen aren't so interested in getting shot by the navyChina needs to get their navy there ASAP. WW3 let's go
>>62112068based on how spy moves right now its good. dont ask me why it just is
>>62112071It will go down forever the moment you buy
>>62112072Incorrect, I suggest you invest in learning to read, the Auroura which is an already sanctioned ship and is linked to the Iranian shadow fleet crossed into the Gulf of Oman after the blockade came into effect
>>62112084I suppose I suppose
>>62112071>buy at all-time-high>sell at all-time-higher
Another historic peace deal. Maybe the greatest ever.
>USA pulling reverse UNO cardKind funny.
Where's BP anon? I want to laugh at his +0.77% gains when I told him to long IQE which closed +32.7% up on the day and was over 50% up at midday.You suck at investing and you should feel bad and your 'millionaire' friend with like a paltry £100,000 is a baggot.Long GRRR or else.Or if you're keeping it at British undervalued drilling companies, long Ashtead Technology (AT) I'm up 50% in a few weeks and there's a lot more room to run.I will be your mentor, whether you like it or not.That £3,000 will be £50,000 EOY. I will make it my life's mission.
Anyone else too scared to trade in this highly irrational fake and gay market?
>>62112086>The transits come just hours before the US implemented a blockade of the areas around the Strait of Hormuz, after talks between Tehran and Washington fell apart over the weekend. The restrictions — which apply to all vessels entering or departing Iranian ports or coastal areas and kicked in at 10 a.m. New York time on Monday — follow the Islamic Republic’s tightening grip on the vital waterway since the start of the war, which has caused maritime traffic to plunge.
>>62112096I am a permabull in a permacrab trade. I will move
>>62111891>So entertainingPlease let me off of this ride!
>>62112096Nah the secret is to buy 0DTE calls right before the giga pump and sell when it’s done
>>62112068so are we slow rolling into a 1939 japan-ish type embargo on China?
>>62112100We love him don't we folks
>>62112065>I'm proud to announce that Dolores here will become our newest Secretary of Transportation.
>>62112100I voted for this and will vote for it again.
>>62112101>the secret is to know exactly when the market is going to pumpThanks I guess it's over for me
I shorted CAR at 343, I am scared...
The free market is a lot better when it’s only allowed to go up
>>62111430Iranian Officials Are Studying Abandoning UraniumI'm studying becoming a billionaire
Tik Tok bobo, right now your puts still have SOME value.
>>62112117Just get in the fucking cuck chair Iranians
>>62111849>less supply, same demand>uhh durr this means price go down
>>62111813Insider trading off the charts
>>62111900-1 million shares as soon as it passes 2.5
>>62112092If you’re reading this bp fag, I want to remind you I wipe my ass with 300 dollars
>>62112103>Following the same plan we used the last time we won a war.Bullish AF, optimism bros we won (again)New ATH inbound.
>China oil cockblocked>oil dumpswhat do they know
Why did Bobo getting raped?
>>62112119NO ROOM IN KEK CHAIR. ALL BOBOS ARE SITTING IN IT
>oil under 100>world markets still green or just barely redWtf you guys told me I was gonna get another chance to buy the dip
>>62112129Touched himself at night. Very bad idea
>>62112127>same plan we used the last time we won a warShow up at the very end and fight the weak underling while everyone is battling the last boss?
>>62112129BECAUSE HES A STUPID FUCKING RETARD WHO DIDNT LISTEN TO ME AND BUY CALLS
>>62111583Wish I had one. Where'd you find her?
FUCKING WHOLE DAY IS KILLED!!!!FUCK YOU ALL, COULDN'T MAKE A DAMN LINE GO UP, I'M OUT WITH +$0 TODAY!!!!!
HGRAF is back, almost at $6 again. Chart looks bullish.
>>62111583you gotta pull the whole "i'll drink the dayquil and distill the homeopathic essence so you get nothing but the medicine when i cum in your mouth"
>>62112071Everyone feels bad about it bro. I comfort myself that I at least have correlated bags (EWY, KORU) but they have been overall flat since 6 weeks.
>>62112071You would be up already if you bought instead of writing a 4chinz post.
>>62112124If only it was just that Mr Mumu, if only!But it’s so so so much bigger than you think!Once Mr Bobo gets here you’ll see, that that was the least of your worries.
Sick
>>62112136you're thinking of Germany, where the US was just a small part of. technically they did defeat Japan, but only with nuclear cheat codes.
>>62111461>churnalists are partaking in market manipulation they used to be at least measured or sneaky about this shit now they're admitting to it in open forum and getting away with it god i fucking hate this world
>>62112153Christians get too uppity about stuff I thought it was fine
>>62112153What news site is that?
Imagine bragging about a totally detached from reality stock market that's completely flat and barely crabbing and praising the orange nig in a thread baked with a corrupted op template calling the war unconstitutional and illegalOnly fucking retarded russian shills could engage with such blatant nonsenscial shilling
What this fucking Crab-o-tron market tells me is “the house”(tm) doesn’t have enough exit liquidity to flip the table anymore so they’re just theta farming the little guys desperate enough to stick around like us.
>>62112158what I love about the market is either you're smart and right or you're stupid and brokethanks for your donations
Yes, we've had two trump pumps today.BUT WE WANT A THIRD!
>>62111430>NYP fake news>OPEC FUD>TACO >oil dumps only 5 dollars Yep, going to 110 by Friday.
You guys are invested in Klarna, right? Don’t tell me you’re retarded
>>62112164you're not here to trade, you're here to shill politics and suck janny dick to let you do itfucking pathetic and embarrassingly obvious Persia surrender to the heirs of the greco-roman civilisation, the United States edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender
>>62112143Skill issue. Made a few thousand on that AGQ bump earlier.
Why do euros hate us? When we all know they will be back to sucking Gavin dick in 2028?
bros whats gonna happen to snxx when trump declares the straight open AGAIN
>>62112180But it is open and already priced in.
>>62112177>When we all know they will be back to sucking Gavin dick in 2028I really doubt it. Trump fucked up majorly with Greenland and now this. People are fucking pissed.
>>62111699me on the left >>62112022I posted this original image the other day, nice edit kek
>>62112180Facemelting, orgyhaving, whiteracesaving rip
Can anyone give me one single ounce of rationale for why we're up?Like, I'm making money but this is utter bullshit. Nothing makes any sense. This market should be in the toilet.
I'm calling it now, SPY 7,000 EOM
Uhhh guys… i think both Iran and Bobos got cucked.
Freedom isn’t free. It takes call buyers like you and me.
i give up with this market it's too high and it only keeps going on and onif you didn't get lucky to retardbuy before the tuesday taco pump last week there's no point even bothering anymore i'm not even a bear i just want a pullback to position properly why are all you retards fucking buying a market that's up like 15% in a week jesus christ
>>62112188EOW Mr mumu, EOW!There’s no stopping it! Nothing!It’ll go up and up and up until Mr. Bobos surprise party!
>>62112187line only go uptrust trumptrust the plan
Goldman Sachs maintains Overweight rating on your mom.
The people who smash buy whenever Trump says some bullshit should be found and put in pillories.
Bobo... be very careful
>>62112204Cute
HOW IS EVERYTHING GREEN RIGHT AFTER THE STREET IS CLOSED AGAIN?!?!
>Natural gas at 17 month record breaking lows with the current geopolitical strait situation, and Qatar LNG facilities damaged or destroyedyou all make fun of oil baggies, but i'm holding literal fart bags.well fuck me i guess, i'm waiting until the next major heat wave, hurricane or winter cold snap to sell these farts.
>>62112208EVERYTHING IS NOT GREEN AAAAAA
>>62112208Looks like somebody is dealing in the real world
>>62112194based buck o' five payer
>>62112208BECAUSE BOBOS ARE RETARDS WHO NEED TO GET FUCKED BEFORE THE MARKET CAN EVER HOPE TO GO DOWN.THE MARKET WILL NOT GO DOWN AT ALL THIS WEEK. BOBOS NEED TO GET RINSED FOR A WHILE. COULD BE MONTHS BEOFRE THE MARKET EVER TURNS DOWN AGAIN. START BUYING CALLS EVERY DAY. THEY WILL WORK. TEHY ARE WORKING. IM MAKNIG SO MUCH MONEY FROM CALLS ITS CRAZY. SOON ILL BE SO RICH I CAN GO DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD OF POST HERE ALL DAY ABOUT GETTING RICH BECAUSE ILL BE IN MY LAMBO OR WHATEVER GETTING MY DICK SUCKED BY HIGH QUALITY HOES
>>62112210my shorts certainly aren't
>>62112208reality doesn't matter when 99% of the trade is done by bots real news and fake news have the same decision weight in the scraped-together intel it'd be insane if the bots DIDN'T pump the market given the current news material on the web
>>62112209KEK FARTBAGGIE
>>62112187TACO or Trumps orders being castrated by the deep state into a reasonable policy
>Trump says Iran has made contact and wants deal ‘very badly’OK but you just had talks and they didn't want your deal you stupid orange fuck
THE FINANCIAL SITUATION IS SO BAD IN AMERICA THAT NOBODY CAN SELL THEIR STOCKS. THEY NEED THE MARKET TO GO UP SO THEY ARENT CRUSHED BY INFLATION. THE STOCK MARKET IS ABOUT TO SUCK IN MONEY AT AN EVEN MORE RAPID PACE. THINK LIKE ECCO THE DOLPHIN WHEN ALL THE WILDLIFE GETS SUCKED OUT OF THE SEA. ITS LIKE THAT. MARKETS WILL GO STRAIGHT UP FOR MONTHS BEFORE ANY HOPE OF A SELLOFF
Iran has basically capitulated and handed their nuclear program over. Wars pretty much over and Jesus is essentially back now
>>62112223YEAH WELL THAT WAS SATURDAY AND TODAY IS MONDAY. THINGS CHANGE RETARD. GET FUCKED BOBO
>>62112176I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DAMN SUPER JUMP, NOT SOME PUSSY SHIT!IF I KNEW IT'D DROP LIKE A FAG, I'D TAKE ITOTHERWISE, I WANT GODDAMN MONEY, REAL MONEY, NOT YOUR FUCKING +$20 SHIT!!!!
>>62112218My sources are telling me that the Deep State wants to do the ground invasion, but Trump doesn't want to hurt his reelection chances boss.
>>62112092>Ashtead Technology (AT) can't be purchased on US platforms
>>62112204it's spelled cows, with a c
>>62112230JD Vance never had a chance. He’s nowhere near as cool as the memes of himself.
STILL LAUGHING AT EVERY BOBO RETARD WHO TALKED ALL THAT SHIT AT FUTURES OPEN LAST NIGHT. I TOLD YOU THE ENTIRE DIP WOULD GET BOUGHT AND IT HAS. KNEEL BEFORE ME BEAR TRASH AND PROMISE TO ONLY BUY CALLS FROM NOW ON AND YOU CAN BE SAVED
>was scared of the news all weekend >was gonna sell all my TQQQ in premarket this morning >Somehow plum forgot and did not even check the market all day (I masturbated like 4 times and drank two liters of coffee)>Massively rewarded I love investing
>>62112230>the 80-year-old who has already had two terms doesn't want to hurt his re-election chancesMr Baggler....
>WE'RE GOING UP UP UP
>>62112236I TOLD THESE RETARDS TO BUY TQQQ LAST NIGHT AND THEY DIDNT DO IT
>>62112234perhaps electing meme candidates was a bad idea
Call your female broker and tell her to buy spy calls,that fucking hormozi is wide open
>>62112237YOU DO REALIZE THE TRUMPS ARE GOING TO RULE AMERICA FOR THE REST OF TIME RIGHT. THEY ARE THE NEW ROYAL FAMILY
MARKETS WILL GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. UNTIL EVERY BOBO RAGEQUITS THE MARKET
>>62112234You will get president Fat Vance and he will objectively be the best president since Reagan or Clinton
>>62112208Not a lot of people are actually shnorting right now.Most bobo posters are waiting for their cheapies.
GAUZ or AMC callsHmmmm
>>62112244I DONT THINK AMERICA WANTS A FIRST LADY WHO IS A WALKING TURD
>>62112238>GoldenGODS
bobos were confidently talking about becoming millionaires this weekend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGxClZkhZc
Is the market fucking dumb?Go down you God damn piece of shit nigger market.
WHERE ARE THE OIL BAGGOTS?THE MISERY PROFITEERSENVIRONMENT DESTRYERSSO LOUD AND PROUD BUT A FORTNIGHT AGOAND NOW NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
sitting on a small cash position 22k, rest is already in stocks and etfs. I feel like that was it, no more major upcoming dips. should I ape the rest into niggervdia/tsmc?
>>62112236you're supposed to buy tqqq not sell it. keep holding till the 2030's and beyond.
>>62112260spy calls. 0dte. nothing else. do 0dte spy calls at open every single morning from now on.
>+9%WTFWT SANDISKGODS!!!!!!!!! ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?
>>62112162
QQQ 30k EOY
>SNDKSNDK>SNDKSNDK>SNDKSNDK
>oil still dumpingJFC
>>62112260>didn't mention SANDISKngmi
>>62112246Is it too late to jump on Gauz?
KEK AT MICRONSISSIES. it's like buying amd instead of nvda at the beginning of the AI race
Fellow Micron sissies, not like this
>>62112279>>62112283GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
>>62112260>no more major upcoming dipsexcept>ceasefire expiration>tanker interdiction>additional urkranian drone attacks on russian terminals>iranian attacks on gulf state terminals>houthies running wild>bibi being himselfat least one of these is likely to occur again>>62112274some of the russian supply has recovered from the recent drone strikes which is part of the reason
>>62112286NOW THATS WHAT I CALL COPIUM. JUST BUY CALLS DIPSHIT YOU DUMBASS FAGGOT BAGGIE BOBO RETARD
The market is literally flat since the start of the war.
>>62112278No, you can still lose plenty of money.
OOOOO HYNIX GOING VERTICAL
>>62112284oh did google hurt you? they've been sweet to me~
if I bought sndk calls instead of shares, I would have been up 60k instead of 8k
EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT MONTH WILL BE +0.5% ON THE SPY. THATS WHATS PROGRAMMED INTO THEIR COMPUTERS THAT ARE BUYING MARKETS RELENTLESSLY. 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN EVERY SINGEL DAY WILL WORK JUST LIKE IT WORKED TODAY, FRIDAY, THE DAY BEFORE ETC
>>62112288never reply to me again turdie
>>62111430What do they need enriched uranium for anyway? They can use unenriched U238 just like the slavs did in Chernobyl
>>62112071>How the fuck does Sandisk just continue to go up 6% every single day?because of the big run dumb money feels the top is in and shortsmart money keep easy squeezing themit will end but who knows when..
>>62112296CLEARLY FAKE OR NOT YOURS, WHO CROPS THEIR GAINZ PICS THAT MUCH LMAO
>>62112289>The market is literally flat since the start of the war.almost like, it was all a big nothing burger after all
>>62112294scared money dont make money
>retards giddy for longing fake green candles while i will be shorting the real red candles
>>62112305>RETARD SPENT THE LAST 10 DAYS NOT MAKING ANY MONEY IN THE MARKET AND LIKELY GETTING BTFO N PUTSKEK YOU WILL BE BROKE BY THE TIME THE "REAL" RED CANDLES COME
>>62112303kek youre al retarded. the market is the battefield right now. irans closed hormussy to cause economic pain. market is being propped up so they can say >hahaa iran see, you dont even hurt us >:)its just a question of time till the us either buckles or escalates again. my guess is about 14 days
>>62112307oil puts are still printing mane
>>62112308>2 more weekskek
Remember that time the Chinese fed Grandma Yellen magic mushrooms boss?
>>62112309OIL IS STILL UP FROM FRIDAY LOL THEY ARENT PRITNING SHIT RETARD. THE STOCK MARKET IS WHERE THE REAL ACTION IS NOW
igv is up more than soxl and it's not close. bottom? possibly also a top for soxx?
>>62112314IMAGINE INHALING 1 OF GRAMMA YELLENS FARTS
>>62112307picking up all those priceys right now mhhhh yes
vix traders are silent because some of them will have become first generation millionaires by close
Panicans and turdies lostI said we'd open green
right now im seething about my parentsI don't know why I had to have the parents I got stuck withall they fucking want is for me to give them money. fuck them. they never did shit for me. my parents can go to hell. i dont even call them my parents. i just call them by their first names. i'm about to cut them out of my life completely.
>>62112308sure buddy, you know something everyone else doesn't! just 2 more weeks
>>62112321NOW THATS COPIUM. MARKET WILL FINISH WHERE IT IS
adding shorts here
>>62112316derivatives don't care about underlyings eglinner. you pump talking points don't profithttps://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/CBQ26/options/aug-26?futuresOptionsView=merged&moneyness=20&futuresOptionsTime=daily
>>62112325babe, make sure you have enough support before you do something like that. and maybe think about setting boundaries if having a heart to heart and solving it isn't possible, that's a drastic move. you can always say no too.
>>62112324>>62112331why have literal feds attempted to pump /smg since the start of the iran fiasco?
>massive pump>theta farm gamblers rest of dayIt do be like that
>>62112325do it. don't let these de escalatory and normative posts like >>62112339 detract from how you've been parasited off of
>>62112342IM A LONG TIME SMIGGA AND IM JUST SICK OF YOU RETARDS BEING RETARDED BOBOS. YOU COULD BE MAKING MONEY BUT INSTEAD YOU STAY GLUED TO >MUH NEWS >MUH DOOMSDAY >MUH CRASH IS COMING ITS FUCKING PATHETIC. YOU ARE THE REASON THE MARKET IS GOING UP AND ALSO THE REASON I AM MAKING MONEY ON CALLS EVERY DAY. THANKSBUT IT COULDVE BEEN YOU AS WELL IF YOU LISTENED LAST WEEK
>>62112346who said anything about news? shorting eoy oil futures made thousands in a literal week last week
>>62111832just pointing out that I did tell you all to short oil this morning, bet you didn't listen, now its dumping
>>62112348IF YOU ARE SHORTING OIL YOU ARE ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE TRADE AS ME. WE SEE THINGS SIMILARLY. THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER, NOT WORSE. STOCK MARKET GOES UP, OIL GOES DOWN
Another peace deal just flew over my house
spy pumping for 3pm
OIL JUST FUCKING HUNG ITSELFHE'S ABOUT TO TRVTH NVK£
683 we did it
>market propaganda government cope bots going into overdrive on day one of the blockadeThe strait isn't reopening this year, is it?
>>62112353there are no sides. short everything. everything ends
>>62112360not for usd. for monero yuan and state secrets it never closed
Ayo Micron chads wtfwt
>>62112318looks like a relatively new phenomenon in terms of frequencypick and choose where in the past you think this might be similar. my favorite is 3-22-2022
>Stock markets rally as Hormussy shows welcome sign of closure.
Alllllll aboard
>$97 OIL>$97 OILKEK OIL BAGGIES
THE MARKET WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN. CALLS RETARDS. BUY THEM
I waited until 2:30pm to short but the market kept pumping.I took a small loss on my puts.There is no good news.Hormuz is closed.Iran is blockaded.This is absolute proof that the market is run by gay nigger fagggots.
>>62112379Oil has gone up literally $1 every day the strait of Hormuz has been closed. I remember the >$75 OIL LOL BAGGIE!!!!posts
>>62112381HERES THE GOOD NEWS: THINGS WILL ONLY GET BETTER. THE SITUATION IS POSITIVE, NOT NEGATIVE, THATS WHY MARKETS GO UP
lol oil
spy pushing for 670 by eod
>>62112389BOBO GETTING HIS SHIT PUSHED IN WHILE HUFFING COPIUM
>>62112381they're called financial markets not scarcity markets
>>62112383Umm sweetie incase you didn't know its board culture to act like an annoying faggot anytime a volatile asset moves more then 2%
My sides, we're almost back at friday close oil price.
AVGO
KEK OIL BAGGIES. KEK STOCK BOBOS. JUST FUCKING KEK. SPY 700 TOMORROW EASY. MARKET IS GETTING GAMMA SQUEEZED TO FUCK AND RETAIL BOBOS ARE GETTING BUTT FUCKED
>Nooo you can’t just manipulate markets to go up
You can't eat social media shill posts or fuel your car with oil futures contracts.
everything in this world is so fucking fake, lame and gay
>>62112394BROADCOM IS NOW A FULL FLEDGED MAG7 STOCK. IT HAS TAKEN MICROSLOPS PLACE
>>62112397ISNT THE INTERNET GREAT? THEY ARE GOING TO JUST FLOOD US WITH SPAMBOTS AND NOW WE WONT FEEL ANY CONNECTION TO PEOPLE ONLINE ANYMORE. WE WILL BE FURTHER ISOLATED, CONTROLED, AND EVENTUALLY SLAUGHTERED
>>62112383KEK OIL BAGGIESYOU'RE A BAGGOT JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN
>>62112399thats a good idea. it should be the MAG8. AMD could be MAG9 one day.
Caps guy proves again that retards and geniuses can see the truth
THE SPY IS NOW OFFICIALLY GREEN FOR 2026. WE DID IT. TIME FOR DOUBLE DIGIT GAINS AGAIN
>>62112407it's a literal llm operated at the eglin afb paid for with american taxpayer funds
What if they realize $90 oil doesn't matter at all for the rest of the economy? They will never let it go down further.
>>62112407The Roman Empire is omnipotent until suddenly it's not, and collapses.
>>62112411120 DOLLAR OIL DOESNT MATTER EITHER. OIL AT ANY PRICE LITERALLY DOES NOT MATTER. MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62112414>if i live hundreds of years i will profit, maybe -anonymous
>>62112411Real crude oil is at $140. Futures prices are a meme.
>>62112263>holding a 3x constantly decaying ETF for more than a dayavin a laff m8?
I HATE THIS PLACE, I HATE ALL OF YOU!YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS COULDN'T HIT 6860! YOU HAD TO FAGGOT AROUND AND NOT PUSH A NUMBER UP!!!!!I LOST SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURES!FUCK
Software bouncing while semis mostly flat.
>tfw no dip to buy
>>62112417History is compressed in the modern era, due to larger populations and better communication. Centuries take place in years, and this compression continues to accelerate.
>MUNow that's what I call a V volume 37
>>62111539Maybe it's you that's stupid. Maybe you should just be a bull instead of a stupid worthless bear
The strait is not reopening in 2026. Whatever cope narrative the government shillbots are trying to spin is irrelevant.
Hmmm maybe I'll buy TQQQ tomorrow
>>62112422>6856oof
>>62112429You just know that it's political copium that's fueling dumb posts like this.
>>62112426THERES A DIP RIGHT NOW. BUY CALLS
>>62112434THE NARRATIVE LITERALLY DOES NOT MATTER. MARKET IS GOING UP AND TO THE RIGHT. FUCK OFF WITH >MUH NEWS ITS IRRELEVANT. MARKETS RIPPED 2% UP FROM THE FUTURES OPEN LOW. FUCK YOUR GEOPOLITICS
how did we start negative and got positve? any good news?
>>62112427this. lots of cut scenes being skipped these days.
>>62111539On a larger time frame, indices never went anywhere but up.
>>62112428>SNDK hitting 1000>MU moving less than the indexShit stock.
>>62112454This is like the 15th time this week we've started red and ended green. Figure it out yourself you fucking retard.
>>62112454>any good news?How do you..... define "news"?
>>62112018The collapse of the American university system would be a blessing. I would consider that a win.America no longer has any trade secrets worth stealing, except maybe in AI, and losing that would also be a blessing. Crashing the American stock market will be a win.With only the Indians left to take the brunt of America's rage, they will be pushed off the continent into the ocean. Big win. I was doubting Trump's plan, but you have made me see that it is a winner.
>>62112454We are running on cope
Here we goooooo
THEY PAID THESE SHILLS IN PREPARATION FOR ORBAN'S VICTORYSINCE THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT, THEY'RE MAKING THEM EMBARRASS THEMSELVES LIKE THIS LOL
>>62112426>>62112449SEE HOW EASY IT IS?
>>62112461Well it's what I've hitched my wagon to, just gonna keep riding it. If I had a time machine I'd go back and buy SNXX instead of MUU
>>62112462The bull to bear intraday reversals is 16 to 12 this year.You've got a lot less edge than you think you do.What's true is the volume of intraday reversals themselves is abnormally high, period.
how does a trans gangstalked victim mid 30s who is schizo make any money? I've read tons of investing books but never practiced it because depression and stuff. May I hang out here
Well /smg/?Can you see him yet?Can you see Mr Bobo?
>>62112477Tbh not yet but im waiting
soxs tranny has had a lot of juicy dips to slurp the past week or two.
>>62112475buy the dip
>>62112477>bearish green candles
>>62112427It's the opposite, we are in the nothing ever happens era. It takes centuries for stuff that would take decades in the past. Borders barely change at all anymore if ever
We dumped 4 weeks on war and oil spazzing out. We pump 2 weeks, now 3rd starting and not one real red day. It's so retarded, like wtf
>>62112475Literally all you have to do
>>62112482true, I'm kinda just saving my money for when it all crashes eventually
>Israel uses manipulate markets>it’s super effective
soxs stats. irrestable to not ape into this.
>>62112486>>62112308
All Bears get the ropeApart from BBWWe love our BBWs don't we folks?I'm going balls deep in this plump dividend paying BBW!
>>62112486The war is over, retard
OK RETARDS IVE GOT THE PLAYBOOK READY FOR YOU IDIOTS==DO NOT BUY PUTS ON THE MARKET UNTIL FRIDAY AT 4:14 P.M.==>Iran-China Chamber of Commerce & Industry President Hariri: Apparently, the second round of negotiations is scheduled to take place this weekend.THE MARKET IS GOING TO RUN UP BECAUSE OF POSITIVE GAMMA AND OPEX. THEY WILL RUG IT OVER THE WEEKEND. THIS IS THE WAY. CALLS UNTIL FRIDAY. GO GO GOG OGO
>>62112488>SP500 starts with a 2 in this imageguy was a fucking legend lmao
>>62112489if it crashes then buy the dip again
why sanshit sky rockets?
There is no reason to think about hedging, let alone shorting before SPX ~8100pts or Q1 2027.Whichever comes sooner.
>>62112501Buy the chip
>>62112501trades at 8x 2027 earnings
I have $300k in stocks and $80k in crypto, I have never had a gf at 31…I might be cooked bros.
hey yo mister jeromewhy we pumpinwould love to get ur thots on thislol thotsthx mister jerome
This market is not tradeable based on TA at all.Look at the chart.That looks like shit thrown at the wall.It makes zero sense.
>>62112510ITS A RIP YO FACE OF RALLY NIGGA THATS WHAT IT DOES
>>62112505I'm in a similar situation. Many such cases. Sad!
its over for the bears
>>62112438WorseIts like 6862 now.I am so damn angry, I hate stocks so much.I just wanted over 1k in a day FOR ONCEand I don't get anything because I was too afraid of losing it all, then it pumps again.
This is getting a little exuberant...
Cool I made 1200 bucks today trading retard calls. Thanks retard bros.
>+11%OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want another dip. How to handle this feeling?
>>62112516everything ends. bears always profit
>>62112518And now it hits my damn call and I can't take anything. Perfect Monday!
Randomly zooming every few mins
Look at that big ass candle. Just looking at that thing. Lmao.
spy pumping hard
So the bear market is already over.Fakest and gayest and weakest bear market I've ever seen.
>>62112414America and Italy have been friends since the Roman Empire boss.
>>62112549This wasn't even a correction.
>>62112524YOU THINK THIS IS EXUBERANCE? WE ARE AT THE POINT BEFORE A 1998 STYLE TAKEOFF MY NIGGA
POWER TWENTY MINUTES PLEASEKEEP IT PUMPINGGO HIGHER PLEASEDO NOT STOPJEROME
>>62112510>B-BUT I READ THE FRIGGEN NOOS WHY ISN'T IT IN THE RED?!?!?
I'm tired.Spent all day chasing money instead of taking it. Promises of LOTS of money is what's killing any gains below $500, because i can make MORE.
>>62112555Likely we aren't. This is going to be another +10% to +15% year for the SPX.Eventually - starting later this year - AI gains end euphoria will be contested by job losses.+10% SPX is hardcoded.
>>62112510It's harder to read since the taco but it's screaming 'short this and die we've put in new support' to all my gapfill put buying tendencies.
Is Trump slated to say anything post market?
>>62112510theres a gap, buy it when it fills
WHERE'S THE BREAD BAKERMY KIDS ARE FUCKING STARVING HERE
>>62112572Wheat shortage
>>62112562LIKELY WE ARE. THE GOVERNMENT SPENDING DEBT INTEREST IS REALLY BIG AND THEY NEED TO DEVALUE THE DOLLAR AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE TO CONTINUE TO PAY THE INTEREST ON THE DEBT LMAO. STOCK MARKET WILL BE UP 50% THIS YEAR EASY
>>62112569Gains were ample today.No need.
>>62112582Why not 150% up then?
>>62112524Why wouldn’t you be exuberant Mr Mumu! There’s going to be a party!
>>62112581I stand for delivery on physical bags of wheat
Where's the new thread?
OOOOOOOOOOWTFWT
wtf? someone somewhere did something? ?!?!?
holy kek bobo kill yourself please
I TOLD YOU RETARDS THE MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. IVE BEEN SCREEAAAMING IT. AND YOU MISSED ALL OF TODAYS GLORIOUS GAINS
oil for june $92. nat gaas is red.
ARE YOU FUCKING ME!?!?!?!ITS AT GODDAMN 6877!!!!!!!!FUUUUUUUUJCK EVERYTHING!!!!!!
>>62112598you were correct as I already said here: >>62111933I kneel
>>62112588Dude just give it up...Your memeing isn't even funny.You're fucking obnoxious and your shit isn't coming to fruition. The last funny Bobo meme time was a few years ago during the "death grips" meme or something.>when you come out your shit is gone>I'm in your area. I'm in your area.This was at least funny because the market actually went through a prolonged retracement of about 30%.Your shits just pathetic and ain't working when SPX is V ing back to ATHs.You've got nothing.
>oil shock locked in guaranteed>every recession is preceeded by an oil shock>historically overbought market>stocks are up anywayThis is bullshit and cannot last.
Holy fuck, let the normies deal with the real world.
WHO TWEETED WHAT?
>>62112599what kind of fucking copium is happening? are future traders this fucking stupid?
>>62112604GOD BLESS SIR
I NEED ISRAEL TO LAUNCH A NUKE RIGHT MEOW
>S&P FUTURES UP 0.5% SINCE START OF IRAN WAR, ERASING ~8% DROPlol lmao honk honk honk
>>62112607Kill yourself, retard
I LOVE SOXL NOW GIVE ME A DIP TO BUY
>>62112618My schizo explanation is massive back channel debt issuance.
>>62112600IM FUCKING LOSING IT!!!!WHAT IS MAKING SPX GROW SO MUCH!!!!!?I FUCKING HAD 6865 CALL!!!!!!
>>62112622GETFUCKED NONBELIEVER
>>62112624No asshole!Who said what or DID what do make line go up?!I waited all damn day for my call to hit and sold for +$0 in fear of losing it all!
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
crazy how the richest guy i know is just a magabeliever who just longs cause he knows papa trump has his back
>>62112588See?Your shit's all retarded.
>>62112618the SP500 has companies in it that are up for the year in it, including energy stocks. XOM and CVX are +20% ytd.
We've gone from capitulation risk to fomo risk in the span of about two weeks.By the way, my read for the day was 6850 I'm not a bear. The call volume is starting to look ridiculous thoughbeit. Like the puts going insane pre-taco.
>>62112626+3.2%
amateur baker here filling in for the professionals >>62112629>>62112629>>62112629
>>62112626Today: +1.68%This Month: +9.32%This Year: -2.50%
SANDISKGODS HOLY FUCK. $3000 EOM
>>62112627all the richest people are longs and not shorts
>>62112626+6%, everything is daijoubu
>>62112626+1.62%Feels like a much bigger win than that thoughbeit as I was down about 4% this morning
>>62112626+$0 when I could have made a lotHorrible day.
>>62112636oh forgot my chart
>>62112607>"MY FRIGGEN SCIENCE AND NOOS SAYS WE SHOULD BE IN THE RED WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON"
>>62112626up one percent
>>62112626+0.99%
>>62112626+0.44%
>>62112607it is over
so no one can explain why we are pumping? no one could predict this except insider?>>62112276
>>62112626+10.4%I don't even know what I did so right.
>>62112626Up 7.6% thanks largely to Sandisk and Oracle mooning for no reason while MU just sits there. If there was any doubt that this market is irrational, there it is. Real world fundamentals do not matter. Only market sentiment in a market scared of its own shadow. Still, I'll take my green where I can get it.
Just bought a cheap 690 call on SPY expiring tomorrow 5 mins before close. It's obvious we're out of the choppy zone and into a full on bull market now.
>>62112678What are you invested in, anon?
GET YOUR COPES IN BOBO BAGGIES
>>62112686>MUanonGODI am my MUU position up
>>62112607i have never been more tempted to sell everything and wait this shit out. i cant help but feel we're on the edge of a cliff.
>>62112686>>62112626WTFWTFWTF MICRON IS GREEN OOOOOOOOOO
BAKE RECALLED. PLEASE GET REFUNDS HERE >>62112707>>62112707>>62112707
>>62112694Top gainers today were all my calls on KORU, EWJ, and Nokia.
>>62112626Today: +1.03%This Month: -1.60%YTD: +6.32%
