late night edish>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62112707
chip bros getting rich
MAJOR MARKET GAMMA SQUEEZE IN PROGRESS. YOU CANT SHORT THE MARKET FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK. SPY 700 TOMORROW
AMDNVDAAVGOMUMRVLSNDKWDCCRDOALAB
Where is Archer anon, I want my money back
SOON
>>62113191STX
> futures
so, when does the oil shock actually start fucking up everything really bad, to the point even the hardest migger alive starts turning on trump
I'm just glad that BP Anon died. Rest in piss to that little shit.
Bitcoins are doin a lil sum.
new thread new me
>futures
From CNBC: “The S&P 500 rose on Monday as investors hoped that a deal would eventually be struck between the U.S. and Iran.”
>>62113202I think people are sick of switching every other hour. I regret staying out of the seemingly-non-stop dips.
Bobos, this time we'll win
I'm outtie from the thread. If the guy that posts in caps ever leaves, just call me, fren.
>>62113202kek oil baggieNever. USAUSA we win. Oil stay low baggie
My current schizo theory is the following:>perhaps a mirage is being frontranThe gains over the past few days have been a little too exuberant.So my guess is that even the "early access drops" the big players received are now being pre-guessed and frontran beforehand.Which leaves me to believe that with that much exuberance, money is only going to be made in pain following the weekend.As greener this week becomes, I estimate the likelihood over "unfavorable" developments over the weekend increasing for some pain to be deployed the coming week. (which is then going to be reversed again, of course)
>>62113205In this thread I’ll be… bullish!!
It's like nothing happened at all
>>62113205JUST BUY CALLS MAN. WHATEVER MONEY YOU GOT LEFT, 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN TOMORROW. DO IT AND START RECOVERING FINANCIALLY
>>62113214If you think he’s bad you should see the Indian over on /pmg/, holy shit.
>>62113199These are so indian coded
>>62113216>The gains over the past few days have been a little too exuberantweekly expected moves were mostly respected. market only closed slightly above it last week. stop using the word exuberance when the market is not even at ath
>>62113216I agree, I will go from -40% down to -30% down soon
The market is mispricing oil to a ridiculous extent but I don't understand why so I can't profit off it :(
>>62113178yea that makes sense, trump screencap op pic and the op template calling his war illegal and unconstitutional, who would be dumb enough to troll like this, only a faggot russian shill
>>62113209>as investors hoped that a deal would eventually be struck between the U.S. and Iranthat is not what I hoped. The better headline would be >The S&P 500 rose on Monday as investors hoped that a Truth social post would eventually provide relief regarding failed U.S. and Iran peace deal.”
>>62113229Because you're not an insider. Simple as.
>the real victim of the Iran war was GIS, CPB, and CAG lol
>>62113227>VIX is high during and after turbulent timeswew lad such a revelation
>>62113229we need that chrenobyl poster to explain it
>>62113216is he a bottom or a top? I don't necessarily have anything against gay men, but any man admitting he takes it up the ass loses all respect from me.
>>62113229THE MARKET ISNT MISPRICING OIL. THE US TREASURY, FED, AND OTHER COLLUDING CENTRAL BANKS ACROSS THE WORLD ARE COLLECTIVELY SHORTING OIL FUTURES. THE RESULT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEE. OIL ON PAPER IS WAY CHEAPER THAN OIL IN REALITY ON THE SPOT. ITS THE MOST BLATANT MANIPULATION OF ALL TIME, AND NOTHING CAN STOP THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN PRINT INFINITE MONEY TO CONTROL THE PRICE. GET FUCKED OIL BAGGIES. GET FUCKED STOCK MARKET BOBOS. GET COMPLETELY FUCKED. AND THEN BUY SPY CALLS IF YOU WNAT TO MAKE ANY MONEY EVER AGAIN
I've been thinking about them beans...
why did markets pump this morning (and all day)?
>>62113216Ive been bullish throughout this but this sounds right. Hedgies were eager to buy the dips but they arent ATH bulls. Big difference.
>>62113238i didnt say anything about a vix retard never reply to me again you drooling blithering idiot
>>62113233>>The S&P 500 rose on Monday as investors hoped that a Truth social post would eventually provide relief regarding failed U.S. and Iran peace deal.”I've got just the clown world screenshot for you.behold picrelated
Henlo frens. It seems there's been a science breakthrough this past month and were now able to print oil! Can someone help me find the reviewed by peers published paper, and the github code if som algo is needed? Thanks frens
>>62113244IM MORE OF A BUSHS GUY PERSONALLY. I KEEP A CAN IN MY TRUCK SO I ALWAYS HAVE A QUICK SNACK. THEY ARE A LOT BETTER THAN YOU THINK JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN
Volume has been and was low today. Spy will hit 700, double top, minor bad oil news, dump.
>>62113217Well I'm even more bullish good sir!Why I'm exuberantly bullish, I'll remortgage my home and put it all into the markets!
>>62113240Zoomers and brown people are weird.
>>62113209>The S&P 500 rose on Monday as investors coped that a deal would eventually be struck between the U.S. and Iran.
im gay
>>62113244KHC is yielding 7%
>>62113251Lol wtf? This one would be good too given that Jesus pic he posted>Markets rise as investors accept Trump as the second coming of Jesus Christ
>betting against the house in a war where the fate of the petrodollar is at stakewhy would you lol
>>62113265SODOMITE!!!!!
>>62113239Chernobyl poster reporting.So imagine if a single PHYSICAL (not paper) barrel of oil was a Chernobyl nuclear power plant. You buy one barrel of oil, which is a chernobyl power plant. Then you sell, or you buy moreYeah.
>>62113269>>62113251>Stock market today: Wall Street rallies after Hormussy shows welcome signs of closure>AP
>>62113221>he knows how to recognize when a massive izzat exchange has clearly gone down
>>62113251>t. hedged
>>62113244Buy the been dip?
Is the Strait open - NoIs oil being shipped- NoAre gas prices decreasing - NoThen why are bulltard larpers celebratingBecause this is what paid shilling looks like
If you thought today was hilarious, wait until you see what gold and silver do!
>>62113271>putting watermarks on an AI-generated memelmao the audacity
>>62113281>he survivesthat's gotta be AI
>>62113246BECAUSE THE MARKETS HAVE TURNED THE CORNER AND ITS TIME TO START PRICING COMPANIES FOR THEIR RECORD GROWTH. THIS WAR SHIT IS GAY AND DOESNT MATTER. EVERYTHING IS EXPECTED TO BE FINE. AMERICA SELLS ALL THE OIL NOW
>>62113259I’ll raise you your bullish optimism to an even higher level of bullish optimism, In the spirit of bullish optimism of course!Our gains shall be unstoppable. Huzzah!
>>62113284Are you losing money - yes
I have a paid off house, a fully funded emergency fund, and a 401k. I can lose money gambling comfortably.
>>62113265I've had kisses stolen and my ass slapped, but never has a woman touched my testicles.MU bro, btw.>>62113284I feel highly-tempted to go back in, as the tech stock I'm sick of seeing just keeps getting pumped towards $1200.
>>62113283surely things cant get worse.... right? right?
>>62113209>From CNBC: “The S&P 500 rose on Monday as investors hoped that a deal would eventually be struck between the U.S. and Iran.”but why did they hope that? and why did the market recover so quickly?
>>62113284>noooo not that oil that doesn't count!!!
>>62113268>KHC is yielding 7%it will be more as the stock price keeps dipping, the question is, is this a cyclical downturn opportunity to buy the dip with a great dividend and ride the appreciation on the up cycle, or is there some DEI executives and initiatives that are destroying the company?
>>62113241This makes no sense. Futures contracts are for delivery at a future date. It's not just on paper.
>>62113241stop screaming you're waking up my grandma, and when she wakes up she forces me to take a bath
>>62113301Do zoomers even use ketchup? Don't they only consume plain hot dogs and tendies?
>>62113301gemini says the c suite and board of directors is majority white male *barely(
>>62113282who's this guy
CURRENT MARKET VIBES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeEXrR84XE>>62113302ITS BEEN A MONTH NOW. HAVE A LOOK AT THAT APRIL CONTRACT AND COMPARE TO REALITY, LMAO RETARD>>62113304IVE REALLY JUST BEEN WHISPERING LOUDLY THE WHOLE TIME IM NOT YELLING
>>62113301i think they got LLY'd personally. they probably need to revamp their products a bit. good management could turn them around. i could see buying a small position. but its just a guess if they can turnaround their sales.
Forming a bullflag on monthly spy chart. Faggot bobos btfo. Go ahead and bet against the richest and scummiest country in the world. Stop thinking so hard. It's bad for your body.
im 50% MU 10% SILJ and 40% cash. im about to go coom to some anal porn. wat trades should i put in after during AH?
I invested my spiritual energy into oil.
>>62113290btw, fyi, not that you care, however:I'm bullish on this shitshow and expect my hocus pocus tea leaf reading analysis - which sees SPX around 8100pts come February 2027 - to be incredibly accurate.
>>62113271kek tipping is pretty fun as a rich person to be desu.
>>62113315oh okay thanks. Just try to keep the music down a bit.
in my country there is problem
>>62113295I'll touch your testicles...
>>62113321I AGREE WITH YOU
>>62113324good
>>62113324and that problem is transport
>>62113323HERE WE GO COME ON PUSH IT BUYIN THE DIP BUYIN THE DIP
>SOXL>YOU PUSH IT
>>62113322The glee on Trump's face as he whipped out that bill for the DASH granny was hilarious.
>>62113330It take very, very long
BTW JUST IN CASE YOU RETARDS ARE UNAWARE, OIL IS THE MOST FUCKED UP TRADE ON THE PLANET. I WOULD NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF. REMEMBER IT WENT BELOW 0 DOLLARS AT ONE POINT. OIL IS SERIOUSLY SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. NEVER TOUCH IT>>62113335MISS THE PUSH IT GUY I MISS WAYNE STATIC IN GENERAL RIP FUCK DAVID SOXL THO
whats a good way to monitor the status of the iranian ceasefire?
>>62113333checked
>>62113342BY GOING HERE AND NEVER RETURNING >>>/pol/
Sheesh, Mr. Mumu I mean, how much worse can it get?Are we going to need so much constant liquidity and so much interdependence that a single Dairy Queen going out of business will trigger Kessler syndrome and destroy the entire financial system?Kind of embarrassing!Do they really think they can stop Mr Bobos once in a lifeage festivities with silly mumu tricks??!
>>62113344Nice try janny but global politics are on topic for global markets
>>62113344whats wrong with asking about the ceasefire here? it affects the markets a lot. Its one of the biggest forces in the market at the moment.
>>62113342I go to any twitter viewing websites (I have no account) and monitor any accounts that give rapid regular updates. There's probably better accounts but I use @warmonitor3Their news is way faster than any major outlets.
>>62113342fly to Turkey and sneak into northern Iran.
>>62113347you forgot your google trends screencap tranny
>>62113350I GAVE YOU A HELPFUL ANSWER QUIT CRYING
>>62113347>Anime brainrotted boboretard has gotten so lazy he isn't even bothering to add the goyim search trends anymoreSad. There's still time to make money thoughever.
>>62113347THEY WILL PRINT INFINITE MONEY TO KEEP THE MARKET UP. NOTHING MATTERS. 2008 WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. THEY WILL JUST TURN ON THE INFINITE MONEY MODE IN MARKETS TO STABILIZE AT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST THOUGHT OF A DUMPANY RED CANDLES ARE ABSOLUTE GIFTS FROM OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD PUMP AND THEY SHOULD BE BOUGHT AND CHERISHED
>>62113347What animes do you keep posting?And are they creepy kino like your posts have been?This will effect my future financial decisions.
>>62113316>just a guess if they can turnaround their sales.Lots of big companies go through process of getting lazy and declining profits and market share, and with the right CEO they can turn around. ATT, INTC, BP sort of. They need enough assets and people and money (or colatteral to borrow enough) and a turn around plan. The key is monitor to see if they announce a new CEO or revamped business plan and invest a bit to take advantage of the dividends and likely price appreciation. The whole food sector seems to be cycling down, so I might take small positions in KHC, GIS, and one or two others (that have high dividends) to spread the risk
>>62113359>EpsteinFuckingGOD
what is your favorite stock?
>>62113359What were the google trends in 1929? That will show them.
>>62113363i agree. good post. worth the read. thanks bro.
>>62113367SPX
Was trying with buy SNOW leaps this morning. Oh well.
>>62113342/r/combatfootage is a good stream of input.. not ideal but a place to start, users there must have good sources
>>62113367At the end of the day, still MU
>>62113351>I go to any twitter viewing websites (I have no account) and monitor any accounts that give rapid regular updates. There's probably better accounts but I use @warmonitor3>Their news is way faster than any major outlets.this is more usefull advice.>>62113355>>62113352this is useless.
>>62113347Your posts are starting to sadden me.I'm starting to feel bad for you.
>>62113375they have a lot of kino fpv drone footage there
>>62113367CCO.TO
turns out these retards were right
>>62113383KEK RETARD, IF YOU WANT THE LATEST NEWS, JUST LOOK AT THE PRICE ACTION. BY THE TIME YOU GET THE NEWS ITS BACKWARD LOOKNIG ANYWAY DUMBSHIT RETARD
>>62113379MU is great. >>62113386thanks ill take a look!
Young pinheads… Work hard. Be honest. Get off the Net. Go outside. Travel as much as you can. Find your passion; everybody’s good at something, everybody’s got a talent. Find what you’re good at, and make money doing it.
>>62113391kek
>>62113391THEY ABSOLUTELY WERE. BASED AS HELL
>>62113396no thanks I will stay inside and keep buying puts and hating my life
>>62113396>buy SPY below $100
So now that the war is close to ending what speculative shit are you guys buying in this early stage of the multi year long bullrun?
>>62113396what people mean by "travel the world" is have ad much sex as possible with desperate starving young women from SEA
>>62113400JUST STOP. STOP. WAIT UNTIL IT ACTUALLY ROLLS OVER. YOU ARENT GONNA MISS SOME MAGIC -5% OVERNIGHT DROP. STOP FUCKING WASTING YOUR MONEY ON PUTS IN AN UP MARKET PLEASE
>>62113362He's posting Shiki, which is definitely kino
Is this one of you?
KEK OIL BAGGIES. SCOTT BUSSY ISNT FUCKIN AROUND ANYMORE WITH THIS SHIT. INTO THE DIRT IT GOES
>>62113408this nigga is right. the upside is easy money right now. markets completely supported by Israel at the moment. Its unstoppable.
>>62113402Need a dip before i invest. Drumpf better do one more retarded thing before this war ends
>>62113396Thank you, Bill. This is just what I needed to hear in order to get my ass off the couch and start pulling myself up by the bootstraps. It's like my dad used to say "Happy wife, happy life".
haha i love the destruction of the bobo ego. Muh irrational market, maybe it’s irrational to short America because you got groomed into believing alt right propaganda from Russia and china all for you to hate the west.
>>62113411at least he survived i think lol.
I LOVE THE DESTRUCTION OF THE OIL FUTURES PRICE AND THE ABSOLUTE UNSTOPPABULL MARKET IN STOCKS
So that bitch was right and Iran is indeed willing to suspend refinement?
Oil is dumping back to 95 kek oil baggiesImagine thinking you can beat the government... thought you were so smart gambling on fucking oil lmao
>>62113420bobos are betting on the brown people barbarian "civilisation" somehow becoming the new hegemons and replacing the existing greco-roman peoples of the west at the topthey're retarded
Why are people so emotional over their investments?
>>62113424implication? who's asking them to suspend refinement and why?
Thats a big red candle
>>62113430for you
I'm bullish, and want to add a short to my portfolio. It's only going to be a a 3% position as a hedge for downturnshorting one company isn't diversified enough, so I'm thinking a sector ETF, paritculoarly a cyclical industrySo what should I short?
>>62113430On what? ES? I'm lagged 15m
lmao oil is being absolutely destroyedbobos lostrussia lostiran lostwhites won
>>62113407Does that work? Do you get anything out of it?
>>62113428Because oil investors are just gamblers. If internet investment sites didn’t exist then they’d all be at the slot machines thinking they’d beat the house, and leaving angry 9/10 times but forgetting all about that on the 10th.
>>62113347they will print infinite money until the last boomer dies. we still have at least a decade until shit gets real.
>>62113435oil
>>62113426trannies exist a thousand miles away from me in a blue city, the west is collapsing!!!
>>62113436Jews aren’t white
OIL BAGGIES ARE YOU OK???? JUST SELL YOUR BAGS NOW BEFORE IT GOES TO 70 LOL
>>62113442waffle house?
>>62113433If I long that position, will you die?
>>62113437It works because the women are literally starving>what do you get out of ityour dick wet but your soul destroyedit's creepy seeing all these old white dudes there
>>62113437syphilis and all the pagpag you can eat
>>62113434This is dumb. Either you are fully bull or fully bear
You see you lose money, because you trade with emotion.You marry a position or you trade on what you think will happen.l,Or will want to happen,Capital rotation direction is all that matters. You should trade by reacting to a set of parameters that dictate where you enter.If you trade on a reaction to news, well, youre going to have a bad time....nigger
test
>>62113448of course
>>62113455omg he's ban evading!!
>>62113455J-J-J-JOHNNY TESTGOT A HEAD OF FIERY HAIR, A TURBO-CHARGED BACKPACK (JOHNNY TEST)HIS GENIUS SISTERS USE HIM LIKE A LAB RAT
Actually pull off a genius move… doesn’t tweet about it.Seriously what is wrong with Trump?
>>62113400Me too>>62113442Me in the blue shirt (the fat wagie)
Vance is confirming that a deal is coming soon
>>62113429Just saw this
aight i turned drips on time to go to sleep for 120 months
>>62113271Got an Epstein edit? The old dude in the original image looked similar to him though honestly.
>>62113464thats funny ngl
>>62113455Did it work?
shitcoin keeps going upppp!!!!???
Right shoulder engage!
>>62113461nah i was just posting in a /tv/ porn thread that got pruned. You never know with jannies
>>62113384Sad?Why sad?It’s going to be a party? Can’t you see how tightly we snap back to the pre preprogrammed level increases? Not even 30 seconds of derrivation can be allowed, a stack of plates 20ft tall resting on a pin!So don’t be sad! Now is not the time.And it’s a beautiful twilight with warm breezes tonight Mr Mumu.I hope when Mr Bobo shows up, it will be on an evening like today. I wanna walk through a warm breezy park and with orange fluffy clouds, with birds singing and with all right in the world, but then, then you see in their eyes staring off into the distance, and you can see it, you can see they took part in Mr Bobos once in a lifetime celebrations!
WTI AND BRENT BELOW 100 USDTHE UNITED STATES WON
Might have to capitulate and stop shorting every bounce. this is really gay desu senpais. we could have had a super comfy bear market to accumulate more coins but noooo
>>62113466How much more insider trading do these retards are going to do before the market stops believing them?>>62113349>>62113473Here
>>62113483please go see a doctor
>>62113483You're trying too hard,Anything past 3 sentences and I get sleepy.You are nothing like Mr red skull
>>62113454i trade on pure gut instinctup 40% ytdand you?
>>62113488Thanks king I hadn't scrolled down yet. Obligatory fuck kike jannies.
>>62113468>5 yearsSo basically Iran is waiting for Trump to leave office and then resume their nuclear program.It's basically what a lot of nations did when signing a trade deal with America during the tariff war: it's effective until the approximate time Trump gets replaced with a democrat, then they scrap the deal.
>>62113492>trust-my-gutGOD
>>62113492You forgot to post proof, blowhard.
BLOOMBERG - Oil prices don’t yet reflect the severity of the unprecedented supply crisis caused by the Iran war, but they soon will, the head of the International Energy Agency said.
>>62113512Not my fault they have heavy bags
Thank you based Donald mcronald trumpenstein
>>62113512ah yes just 2moeweeksclassic baggie cope
>>62113468I wonder if this is legit, Iran is really bending the knee if so.
Iran just announced that all middle eastern ports are now closed.
2 weeks to stop the spread
>>62113517>2 moe weeks
>>62113483I am going to reply to genuinely once more because>Can’t you see how tightly we snap back to the pre preprogrammed level increases? Not even 30 seconds of derrivation can be allowed, a stack of plates 20ft tall resting on a pin!resonated with me.I am a believer in "pre-programmed", "massaged" market behavior. Mostly visible in the big indices.Some time ago I believe I called it "interlinked algo bots steering the market" which I believe is as true now as it was then.However, I honestly don't think that the 04-07-2026 to 04-08-2026 gap in the SPX is going to be closed for a long time except if the world were to face a genuine "end of the world" scenario. Such happening has a likelihood close to zero, however.
A 2nd ceasefire has hit the straight
>>621135185 years is nothing though. This war is probably still going to be happening 5 years from now
>>62113523It would be pretty funny if all the drones had pepe faces on them
>>62113530Iran has two more weeks or else taco
>>62113526owo
I remember when everyone was screaming how europeans would freeze to death and then nothing happenedthirdies have no leverage whatsoever over whites
So now that WWIII is over, what's the next big thing for everyone to get hysterical about? Private credit?
>>62113539You know that thirdie wars = more immigrants for "white" countries right
>>62113539Dumb shillbot.
>>62113542WWIII was 60 years ago
>>62113544No that's not trueYou can just shoot them on sight like any invading army
>>62113546oh damn it really was time flies
>>62113512
>>62113539Krautland MSM called it "Energiewinter" and literally fuck all happened.>nordstream 2 destroyeddidn't matter>no more russian gasdidn't matter>gas believed to be in short supplydidn't happen>where gas did come from in the endnobody knew or caredgas was there"Energiewinter" never happened.That FUD campaign ran for close to 6 months until the NPCs got annoyed because they wanted to plan their spring and summer vacations.
>>62113539doomers are always wrong.
>>62113529Mr Mumu as I have been trying to explain to you, belief.Thousands of people at Jonestown died with a smile on their faces at the end of the world with belief!All the guns and bombs and planes of the Soviet Union evaporated over night without belief!Belief is the thing!Reality is nothing! Perception is everything!And once people stop believing in the market, that’s when Mr Bobos party begins :)And we are way ahead of schedule.
>>62113542We're having daily cuban missile crisis blockade runs in the strait
>>62113530At this point I just feel stupid for expecting anything but taco
>>62113555Jonestown was based doebeit
>>62113549>canBut won't
>>62113548Ohh shit here it comes
>>62113555take your meds
>>62113531I agree it's nothing but it's not good for them. They were hardlining on nukes being a thing. 5 years will get extended indefinitely if they accept.
>>62113548WTF, I was a bobo but now I'm feeling mumu
>>62113555what is wrong with this Japanese girl's eyes?
>>62113565That's very bearish tho wdym
>>62113229oil is going right the fuck back down to 65$/bbl once this Iran thing gets straightened out
>>62113567shes dead
>>62113567she's a spooky vampire
>>62113574>>62113576oh
Just in>Military Officials: Blockade of Hormuz that prevents Iranian ships and any other nations’ ships leaving Iranian ports from transiting to the Gulf of Oman and the Arabian Sea would begin with air power - The Atlantic
>>62113567she's thinkin arby's
>>62113539calling america white country is like calling brasil a white country
US 10y yield is coiling up in an incredible massive flag.Starting from April '23>three touches to the lower end>two touches to the upper end>residing in the middle at the momentNow since everybody is watching and seeing it, it probably loses relevancy altogether.
>>62113580me too
>>62113512I MEAN ITS VERY POSSIBLE THIS RIP YOUR FACE OFF RALLY IS THE TIDE GOING OUT BEFORE A MAJOR DOWN MOVE IN MARKETS. BUT I CAN WAIT UNTIL IT TURNS TO GET BEARISH, LIKE A RATIONAL TRADER. CALLS, CALLS, AND MORE CALLS TO SHAKE OUT EVERY RETARD BOBO BAGGIE FIRST THOUGH!!
/NAK/ bros, what sturdy Honda are we upgrading to?
>>62113568How so?
>>62113573>once this Iran thing gets straightened outand let me guess mumu...this "straightening out" will take one, or maybe 2, more weeks?
>>62113589Cramer's being bullish saying it's not having much of an effect on stocks and you always inverse Cramer
imagine if NVDA got even bigger by buying a PC company....
>>62113590hey the last two more weeks declaration came from the fucking white house itself
>>62113579How does Iran break the blockade? They literally need China to start WW3 for them. They can bomb the other refineries but then kharg getting bombed.
>>62113592Nvidia does not need to vertically integrate
>>62113530I hate that I'm totally reliant on US media for news on this stuff. This is most likely just 100% made up. I wish I knew what's really going on. Following Bibi's sentiment is my most reliable indicator right now.
Yea.. it game over. Bobos are done.
CLOSE THE FUCKIN STRAIT!!
>>62113603what exactly are those non white thirdies going to do about it?keep crying about int. law?lmao
>>62113605kek'd>>62113603Why would this be bad for bobos?
>>62113590Bobo pretends he plays chess in a casino. No wonder you always lose.
>>62113583The chart the marked the top of American supremacy
>>62113609he thinks ching chong land will somehow end the blockade by bitching about international law a billion times
>>62113612>poordroidthirdie confirmed
>>62113606>If things were different, they wouldn't be the same
reminder that bears spent all weekend celebrating a 1% SP500 gain
>>62113617Hey, they could be different....just maybe...
>>62113618lmao
>>62113617yeah its pretty stupid. I thought it was kinda funny I got him clasping his hands.
>>62113623>Israel and the US at war with Iran>cry about RussiaEastern yuros are deranged. This is financial advice.
>>62113618>And it turns out, the President has been tweeting straight up lies to pump the stock market, along with publications like Axios releasing stories that are taken as bullish by market participants>Oil? Don't even get me started, we have this retard named Bussyent who won't stop shorting crude oil every time it breaks $100 per barrel, even though close to 20% of global oil supply is impacted by the war, crazy right?>What's crazier is everyone believes the market will just continue going up, powered by nothing but tweets and good vibes, unreal shit to say the least
How is everyone feeling today? Did you win? Did you lose? Did you stay in cash because you don't want to play? Did you eat good food today? I am in value stocks for the dividends for the month of April and I ate spaghetti today that had little chunks of zucchini in it.
>>62113603>PUTS THE MARKET AT RISKOF CRASHING TO THE UPSIDE!!! SPY 700 EOW
>>62113567Just put a bag over them
>>62113638I'm doing terrible, thanks for asking. I started shorting on the way up from $630 and have lost nearly everything. If SPY doesn't tank before EOM, I'm cooked.
>>62113649Same
>>62113649>>62113650NEVER SHORT IN THE HOLE RETARDS. WHEN YOU SEE THE FIRST GREEN DAILY CANDLE THAT FINISHES AT THE TOP OF ITS RANGE OR VERY CLOSE, YOU STOP BEING SHORT IMMEDIATELY. ITS LIKE YOU GUYS JUST DISCOVERED PUTS OR SOMETHING. REAL AMATEUR SHIT
>>62113297Just ask BYND holders how bad things can get
>>62113649>>62113650BUT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH IM HOPING THE MARKET CRASHES FOR YOU GUYS, TRULY. I HOPE YOU GET A SECOND CHANCE AND DONT BLOW IT NEXT TIME
>>62113638I have a lot of copper and I thought I'd get wrecked today, turned out to be fantastic say. I'm just happy, scrolling through smg seeing all raging /lgt/ people seething as they can't complain about Trump today. It's a great day.
>>62113649>>62113650>maximum position sizing and no stopguys pls
>>62113632>this is the biggest geopolitical happening of all time!
today i got fucked by a HUGE GREEN COCK
>>62113665You were built for it
>>62113654it got so bad they even stopped making /bynd/ gen lmao!
>>62113506as if you'll believe me anyway>inb4 5 figure fagdon't gamble what you can't afford to losethere's no shortage of you niggers who come here to trade with the best and then reeeeee about how good we are
>>62113612lolboinds are no longer a play with rising ratesthey were a great hedge when rates were falling for decades but now rates are rising again. 30% of my ortfolio used to be bonds, but I lost money on them over the last 10 years
>>62113663BOBOS HAVE NO MENTAL STOP. THEY ARE JUST COMMITTED DUDE. ITS REALLY A PROBLEM. THEY THINK WE ARE MINUTES AWAY FROM THE BIG DROP BECAUSE OF THE NEWS CYCLE THAT HAS BEEN FORCE FED TO THEM BY ISRAEL TO MAKE THEM NEGATIVE AND COMPLETELY UNABLE TO EVER BUY CALLS. ITS SAD, BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE INEXPERIENCED
anon between you & mei know something the market doesn'tWW3 will affect corporate profit marginsdon't tell anybody
>>62113675>WW3 will affect corporate profit marginsTO THE UPSIDE!!! MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62113677Weak, uninspired shilling.
>>62113675bro turn the lights on
Based market running on hope to make oil baggies seethe
>>62113677this but unironically.
>>62113677are we winning the war ?
>>62113673That was me but I closed my positions and saw the error of my ways.
>>6211369138 times and counting anon.
>it's just 4d chess, the praetorian guard is in actually calling the shots>Two more weeks until the Republic is restablished patriots>Sleepy Claudius? Better Imperator? Lmao>I'm making so much money off slave futures, you just have to trade with Nero not against him
>>62113695doesn't feel like it 2bh
>>62113696why do chuddied love to pretend that akshually this thing happening in the modern age is totally like what some cavemen retard tribe did thousands of years ago?
what is it going to take to get the market to drop back down to two weeks ago level?
>>62113704you buying
>>62113703>im never happy >jokes make me angrylmao
>>62113703I'm not comparing events I'm making fun of personalities so predictable I can tell what slop their ancestors hawked kek
>>62113703They're losing a lot of money listening to a schizophrenic chinaman, jokes are their only currency at this point.
>>62113699obviously you haven't been watching enough state approved news feeds.
>>62113650I'm gonna buy more poots tomorrow as well, we will make it. Oil futures have to face reality soon, and the real life price is around $150 a barrel right now. The next 2-4 weeks gonna be interesting.
>>62113714which state sponsors this thread?
>>62113712Funny enough I haven't lost any money. Very funny you conflate trump dick sucking with making money though.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62113720Israel
>>62113663It's gapped up so much overnight the last couple weeks that a stop would be useless. I broke my position sizing rules thinking this was the most obvious fake pump I've ever seen. I have about 25-33% of my port expiring this Friday, the rest is distributed on Friday puts every week into May 1st. Maybe a 20% cash reserve in addition, but it's in the bank.If it's not blood red tomorrow I'm gonna break more rules and buy more puts with the rest of my cash.
>>62113720obviously Israel. baggie is the officially appointed overseer of /smg/. anyone who gets out of line he reports to his chain of command.
thoughts?
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>>62113729I got gaped by the cease fire, but I just closed man. Sometimes you just gotta take the L and preserve capital for the next trade.
>>62113736kek id
>>62113720The EUt. spaniard
>>62113379What are your hopes for mu
>>62113606>If interest rates were spikingWhat say you yieldoidz?
I was really scared because I had some irritation under my penis near my scrotum. It was red and looked a little weepy. Of course my mind instantly thinks to the nasty unprotected sex I had recently where this cow who looked nothing like her photos told me she just fucked three people in Miami and thinks>oh no herpes, how do I explain this to my gfBut thank God it was just the vitiligo medication I have for my neck/face, which i had started using on my genitals because I'm also getting vitiligo on my penis shaft. It had irritated the skin, which is healing nicely now. I think I'm ready to grow up and stop having disgusting unprotected sex that makes me want to puke when I think about it later. I have evaded consequences for far too long and this is my second close call in recent memory. (I also developed two small raised spots on my penis, but they have not grown or spread so I am pretty sure it is just a skin tag.)Anyways, I am looking to invest more prudently now and want to know if anyone can offer some advice.
>”oh your husband has cancer? Heres 100$ tip to help you”Long doordash stock?
>>62113732I like it. Still holding.
