/biz/ - Chainlink is a giant humiliation ritual - Business & Finance


08/21/20	New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17	New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16	New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]

Anonymous (ID: P5OAvRCn)
Chainlink is a giant humiliati(...) 04/15/26(Wed)11:19:00 No.62117666

File: 4029343.png (109 KB, 1338x878)

109 KB PNG

Chainlink is a giant humiliation ritual Anonymous (ID: P5OAvRCn) 04/15/26(Wed)11:19:00 No.62117666

.

Anonymous (ID: gB9B4z91)
04/15/26(Wed)11:23:44 No.62117674

Anonymous (ID: gB9B4z91) 04/15/26(Wed)11:23:44 No.62117674

>>62117666
thanks satan

Anonymous (ID: 0GYAgv6F)
04/15/26(Wed)11:31:37 No.62117693

Anonymous (ID: 0GYAgv6F) 04/15/26(Wed)11:31:37 No.62117693

>>62117666
Is it really going to be in accumulation mode for two more years like during 2022-2024? I'm so fucking bored

Anonymous (ID: /iOFtc3p)
04/15/26(Wed)11:34:16 No.62117701

Anonymous (ID: /iOFtc3p) 04/15/26(Wed)11:34:16 No.62117701

File: 1696502462472983.png (511 KB, 1150x1050)

511 KB PNG

>>62117666
Check your rearview mirror, Stinkies.

Anonymous (ID: IO0wvFmS)
04/15/26(Wed)11:45:08 No.62117739

Anonymous (ID: IO0wvFmS) 04/15/26(Wed)11:45:08 No.62117739

>>62117666
Why didn't they sell that blow-off top in 2021?

Anonymous (ID: VPdM4c1f)
04/15/26(Wed)11:50:18 No.62117752

Anonymous (ID: VPdM4c1f) 04/15/26(Wed)11:50:18 No.62117752

all of this to eventually reach $1/day/LINK is worth it

Anonymous (ID: bvhhXM2X)
04/15/26(Wed)11:54:32 No.62117759

Anonymous (ID: bvhhXM2X) 04/15/26(Wed)11:54:32 No.62117759

>>62117693
phases tend to speed up
so maybe just 1 year

Anonymous (ID: OzeSlcVO)
04/15/26(Wed)11:57:35 No.62117766

Anonymous (ID: OzeSlcVO) 04/15/26(Wed)11:57:35 No.62117766

Chainlink is a giant endurance and IQ test

Anonymous (ID: LA6e40ph)
04/15/26(Wed)13:34:37 No.62118019

Anonymous (ID: LA6e40ph) 04/15/26(Wed)13:34:37 No.62118019

File: 1756477880036066.jpg (10 KB, 220x248)

10 KB JPG

>>62117666
I sold. Tired of cucklink

Anonymous (ID: J5d30vTx)
04/15/26(Wed)13:38:06 No.62118023

Anonymous (ID: J5d30vTx) 04/15/26(Wed)13:38:06 No.62118023

File: IMG_6401.jpg (417 KB, 1206x1881)

417 KB JPG

Don’t worry guys, we got it from here

Anonymous (ID: VvLy0HAF)
04/15/26(Wed)14:14:31 No.62118118

Anonymous (ID: VvLy0HAF) 04/15/26(Wed)14:14:31 No.62118118

File: André_the_Giant_in_the_la(...).jpg (609 KB, 1600x2094)

609 KB JPG

WHAT DOES LINK HAVE TO DO WITH GIANTS

Anonymous (ID: LWIvTvDK)
04/15/26(Wed)15:04:19 No.62118258

Anonymous (ID: LWIvTvDK) 04/15/26(Wed)15:04:19 No.62118258

>>62117739
Because fuck you, that's why you bloody bitch bastard

Anonymous (ID: v3X4AOiM)
04/15/26(Wed)15:49:46 No.62118372

Anonymous (ID: v3X4AOiM) 04/15/26(Wed)15:49:46 No.62118372

File: CONTROLLED OP.png (952 KB, 1533x593)

952 KB PNG

HOLY SHIT

By sheer chance I happened to be watching Sunny today, "The gang finds a dumpster baby", and recognised one of the frames Asslarper used (pic related).

In this episode, Dennis (AB's avatar) convinces an activist to CHAINLINK himself to a tree, then LITERALLY cuckolds him.

>A SINGULAR TREE
>THE cuckOLDS OF CRYPTO!

Now do you believe me?

Inverse Assblaster; what did he tell you was useless?

Anonymous (ID: tZvu9oaH)
04/15/26(Wed)16:28:28 No.62118474

Anonymous (ID: tZvu9oaH) 04/15/26(Wed)16:28:28 No.62118474

Unironically could've made more in almost any big normgroid tech stock than waiting years for this shitting, crabbing crypto fart to come back from the dead.

Gonna be real sad when it barely moves during the next bull cycle and hodlers still keep the vigil going.

Anonymous (ID: bvhhXM2X)
04/15/26(Wed)16:48:13 No.62118524

Anonymous (ID: bvhhXM2X) 04/15/26(Wed)16:48:13 No.62118524

>>62118474
>next bull cycle
oh sweetie

Anonymous (ID: afo8qoxu)
04/15/26(Wed)16:56:30 No.62118552

Anonymous (ID: afo8qoxu) 04/15/26(Wed)16:56:30 No.62118552

the clarity act is still in the far future, but here is some clarity as an appetizer: banks won't buy the token, it only exists because sergey wanted to skim some of the retarded hype money for himself. you fell for it, he has your money and you have a mental disorder that makes you unable to admit to yourself that you've been had

Anonymous (ID: y0zuFIEB)
04/15/26(Wed)16:59:42 No.62118561

Anonymous (ID: y0zuFIEB) 04/15/26(Wed)16:59:42 No.62118561

>>62117666
The best part?
YJK link marines are all on standby waiting for the next hopium vaguepost with a deadline that will inevitably end as a disappointment like the previous 100 times but they still have to involuntarily hype it up against their will due to all the pavlov conditioning over the years as part of the humiliation ritual.
It'd be funny if it wasn't sad as fuck especially knowing you used to be somewhat a believer with a bag.

Anonymous (ID: QsefATxR)
04/15/26(Wed)17:05:48 No.62118575

Anonymous (ID: QsefATxR) 04/15/26(Wed)17:05:48 No.62118575

sergey has not been seen or heard from since jan 1.

something happened.

Anonymous (ID: bvhhXM2X)
04/15/26(Wed)18:46:04 No.62118884

Anonymous (ID: bvhhXM2X) 04/15/26(Wed)18:46:04 No.62118884

File: 1501755550349.png (423 KB, 808x805)

423 KB PNG

>>62118575
sergy where are you

Name
Options
Comment
Verification	4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.