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>shoe company is failing
>"Ok, we can do AI instead then"
>stock pumps 600% in a day
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>>62117848
ah yes "do ai" that makes sense
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>>62117848
it's so over
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>>62117848
AI is a scam.
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Some autist here needs figure out what's the next failing company to pivot into AI

fuck u 4chan servers, let us post
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>>62117848
>Retail is now unhindered by the SEC trade limit
>Just in time for the "Ai" hype
>The crash which caused the great depression nears its 100 year anniversary
>Meanwhile the national denbt is teasing 40 trillion dollars with consumer denbt growing
It's all coming together.
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>>62117860
This.
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>>62117848
this has to be the easiest short in history no?
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>>62117888
Yes, should be a pretty high conviction trade. But who knows about the timing of it. Market could act like this is completely normal for quite some months
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>>62117888
>Year 2028

intelligent AI talking shoes that have meaningful conversations with you while incel-walking becomes the most popular product on Amazon, selling 500 million pairs in 1 year.
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>>62117848
Perfect example of Dot Com Buble. How can they go from a store selling products to AI? Anyone buying stock in that company is a retard
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Wtf is this bros? I am scared.

I hold an unholy amount of semiconductor stocks with too high return.

I want to sell everything on one hand, but don't want to miss the lala land train on the other hand.
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>Thing when produced by Indians (unamused basedjak.png)
>Thing when produced by graphics card (ecstatic basedjak.jpeg)
I'm starting to think the people in charge of what constitutes "technological progress" actually just hate everyone else
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>>62117936
AI shoes are the next "step" after smartwatches
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>>62117848
just turn your shoe cobblers into ai devs over night
it really is that simple to be profitable in 2026 lmao
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>>62117967
I'm hopping back in on the next small dip. The next couple of years may hold stories much more absurd than this one.
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We got about 12-18 months left then.
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>>62118241
Long Blockchain Corp was just a few days after the 2017 crypto peak
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>>62117888
I think they’re going to black swan rug it in a way retail can’t participate in as well and gets the usual screw job per usual
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>>62118170
I don't really understand your pun



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