>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in trouble https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention>For Swiftiehttps://youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptCPreviously on /smg/>>62119681
>>62120533IS IT A CUNNY MARKET?
>>62120533uoh
>he soldPanicans btfo
who put the bad dragon website in the OPalso insh'allah I get righ enough to buy a 2D hebe with small boobs
> nows
France x AMD partnership. Sovereign AI is next.
>>62120533HOLY BASEDDDDDDDDDDD
Robinhood! Makes Money!
CALLS DYING!!!
>>62120542AI tongue my balls>>62120541>thens
>>62120542French people wouldn't be able to make poop if ordered to. This going to fail badly. Good thing there's a lot ofvtax money in EU to pay for it.
How do you deal with not having bought enough? Now I’m just sitting here waiting for a dip; that might not happen, to buy more. Would have felt better to not invest at all!
>Slurped the wrong junior miner>First gut choice is now rocketing on news that newer extraction results continue to exceed expectationsFuck my chuddy life I should just listen to my gut.
What the fuck is silver doing
MRVL is taking a breather after more than doubling in the last year
2 more weeks.
>>62120552If you had bought you'd be asking us how to deal with having bought too much and waiting for the market to gain enough to sell
>>62120503i shouldve bought more than one put xD
WTFWT
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>62120556Crabbing a little lower before the rocket ship.
>>62120549its the trend of the future. its happening all over the world.
Oil climbing, we've seen this before
IS IT OVERRR?????
>>62120560Hmm maybe the run on klarna is over and I can buy in some more soon
Even a mumu should have wished for this crazy rally to NOT happen. I mean, we have the perfect brewing for a generational crash the likes of 2000 (and less 2008 but close enough). You should wish for it, I doubt anyone here is 50+ yo. As such, it would be the perfect crash at the perfect time to make generational wealth, and I mean wealth that lets you retire and your kids be barons fucking and pissing on 11/10 supertopmodels after your death.
Hmmm.... AAAAAAAAAAA?
>>62120566I hope my tax money is not going for google AI
>>62120568WHY IS OIL GOING UP?I NEVER GET A CHANCE TO BUY IT.ITS ALWAYS ABOVE 90 DOLLARS.
>>62120544checked sometimes i think about ending it all but then vlad robinhood and james dimon morgan swoop in to pick me back up
>>62120572>crazy rally>SPY is +2.3% ytdwake us when SPY is +30% ytd or something
>>62120571Go for it. You know you'll be happy
>SNDK target price upgraded to $1200>SNDK stops just short of reaching $1000>Dumps>ACKtually, the fair value is $770Sandisk bros... Were we tricked?
>>62120568Oil and DXY are just back testing Wednesday's move. They're headed lower after today.
>>62120574you should use google to learn about things. NVDA and AMD are building super computers for the US gov yes.
>>62120552I guess you're just going to have to bet on the market filling that gap at 6600, which is a good bet to make since markets don't usually go parabolic during midterm years lmao
Is the stock market going out of business?
>>62120575I think because the whole Iran incident. I heard there's some sort of dispute going on there.Don't worry, when oil comes down it'll crash hard and we'll be buying
>>62120578By all metrics, it was crazy, whether you like it or not. The winning streak we just in Nasdaq has only happened 4 times in History. One of them being December 1999, incidentally.
>>62120533finally a good opsex!also REDSELL EVERYTHING
>>62120575It's not going under 90 dollars for months
hmm.. seems bad
>>62120584I don't trust technology.
Robinhood! Will Continue To Make Money!
if you wanna know where we're headed you just need to ask whos driving
Check the overnight repo on FRED this morning Mr Mumu!There ARE problems at the regional banks!I am vindicated!
>>62120598Who's driving?
what stock will let me stop dealing in the real world?i cant do this anymore
>>62120580erm acktually one guy said its gonna go to $2600 a share
>>62120540
>>62120598Jews don’t respond to my messages anymore
IT'S ALL DOWNWARDS FROM HERE ONSELL QUICK, DON'T CRY NEXT WEEK
>>62120603EIS
Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.
>He got shaken out at over 7,000
>>62120565IT WONT STOP GOING DOWN WHT THE FUCK
we're back (we're not back)
INTC is still going up though?
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
>>62120579I’ll be happy when I’m dead
did the captcha thing start working yet?
So this is it? The market is finally catching up to the reality on the ground?
>everything red>snxx still ripping
>>62120626Yes, 200$ crude any day now.
>KMB mooning>On no newsLove this stock.
>>62120619it's crazy, i had to pay like $2500 even though I had a regular salary last year and didn't make any money investing, guess I had the withholding setup wrong
Bobo's return. Oil to $150, SPX to 5000
>TSM is slightly redI thought they killed earnings. Did they not kill it enough kek
>>62120598>Aw fuck I just shot Bobo in the face!
>Lebanon refuses talks with IsraelUhhh magaoids, I thought peace was just around the corner?
Quick reminder S&P500 ~7800-7850 (maybe 7950-8000 after earnings) would put us at apex internet bubble valuations. Not sure if I want to chase down those last 10-14% in the current climate. But it's definitely possible the market will go there in a straight line like it did for the 7000 psychological threshold.
>>62120638What's the point of talking with Israel? We've seen how they've broken every "ceasefire" with Hamas
i need a stock thats as powerfully AUTISTIC and DUMB like my brain i have no less than 3 different neurotransmitter kikes in my blood (SSRI, wellbutrin, adderall) and i STILL feel down. as if its physically impossible for me to experience any kind of happiness i need a stock that powerfully retarded
>>62120626That'll never happen for long. It's forward facing, the stocks are futures.
>>62120600Explain this to me like I’m retarded(I am).
>be curious about aluminum stonks>find century aluminum (Ticker: CENX)>look at max chart >see 2008 >see now uhhhhh guys
>>62120638global markets dont care about Lebanon. its not just the US markets.
>>62120636when everyone in the world already knows the expected outcome, theres no profits to be made
>>62120632>and didn't make any money investing,TRVTH NVKE
>>62120656I could say it was on purpose to avoid taxes, but...
>>62120649Still got like 13USD to go.
also i have no one tell this to but i officially boughted ONE THOUSAND (1000) shares of schd totalam up bigly
>>62120661nice bro. congrats.
>>62120649These kind of stocks will be very interesting to short. I think we should prepare a list of such stonks. And the run up is even worse right now, at least back then it started in 2004, with ups and down to build up the crazy run up until the blow off. Here it's a literal straight line up without taking a breath.
Anon, would you buy this chart?
>>62120666>line keeps going upYES!
>>62120664thanks I boughted one (1) share of schd every dayone day i will boughted enough to never need to deal in the real world ever again
what is going on? I don't see any bad news on twitter. Why are we dumping?
I fucked up bigly.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
I don't understand the stock market anymore. Perhaps I never did.
>>62120666200% is nice desu, i hope you didnt take too big risks to get that
>>62120661my mom told me to buy that stock and its moved like 1% in the time snxx moved 50%
>>62120669The market is realizing that talks are going nowhere and that both sides are getting ready to go back to combat soon
>>62120669Hegseth sperging out
>>62120673We're going down, I only been telling you since the start of the special military operation that the economy is fucked and we're all fucked and that it was going to go down boss.
>>62120647Some banks are broke so line can’t go down or everything collapses!
>>62120669this pump was obviously manipulated ash originally so
Brent and oil are way too high up right now, buying at this level is suicidal
>>62120675What do you not get?
day 10 of regretting not going long on coreweave
Accidentally bought oil on margin. Please drop bombs sirs.
Not worth its own thread imoWhat do you guys use for HYSA? I was using Webull (which you have to pay abt 40 dollars per year on) until they dropped their rates like an ugly shitcoin.
>>62120673>women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible
I have mental problems
>>62120689if you believe in the CRWV story they will be operating AI datacenters for decades so you can buy whenever. buy every two weeks when you get paid. etc.
>>62120690SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>62120681It’s insane that they are going to get away with scam pumping it up and while also simultaneously buying puts at a ratio of 14:1 but they did in 2008 so why not.Wagie will pay for it via inflation.
is HIMS in a short squeeze?
>>62120691>HYSAWhy? A base position in SPAXX is 'free" on fidelity. High yield savings accounts is a fucking meme for europoors.
>SPY down 87 cents>Here comes the big one
5 days until the TACO rally, whos ready
>>62120701Yes indeed, nothing left to do but wait for my puts to print bigly boss.
>>62120691Sgov
This orange nigger fucked the market so hard it’s trading like a shitcoin
>>62120706ughhh should i rebuy puts or nah
>>62120680I only remember you crying out for blood for the blood god and calling trump the messiah
>>62120701LmaoAnyway, got my money on a put and then a call. Love me SPY 0DTES simple as
>>62120706SPX 7100 by Friday boss
>>62120692topkek
>>62120713I never called our leader the messiah, I asked the question, "What if our Leader is actually the messiah?", apparently you never read the fucking question mark. Try not to be a failure at everything you do in life boss.
>>62120721Even the implication he could be is pretty bad. Orange calf shit
thank you AMD
oh man my pits are sweating i haven’t smelled this smell in months
For us cowards who only ever go long, is it time to go cash?
>PL
just sold my oil ama
>>62120619Damn bruhDid you try telling them that taxation is actually theft?
WHY ARE WE DOWN AND TO THE LEFT!?Screaming right now.Fucking had shit set 5 mins before 9:30 and just drove for over 1 hour, can't look at phone.The FUCK happened?3 days assholes!3 days of amazing jumps, KEEP GOING!
>>62120659think it will it run up any higher? as anon said>>62120665buildup was quicker so the fall could come sooner
>>62120747>WHY ARE WE DOWN AND TO THE LEFT!?Somebody found a time machine, the chart is moving backwards now boss.
This White Kid Robinhood$500,000 Fall For $1!
>>62120740based
Today my stocks are not going up,this makes me lose money.
Need $691 by Fridays close
Nothing can stop this rally
pummmmp
>>62120758you made me check, I'm still 100 bucks up thanks to my kospi etf
the vix is reaching pam bondi levels again
>>62120762It’s over. Except for the nips. Is this gonna be the Japanese decade?
>>62120768History doesn’t repeat but it rhymes. Japan is in for another lost quarter century
The White Kid Robinhood$1,000,000 Also Fall For $1!
>>62120728
PRRRRRRRIIIIINNNTTTT!!!! PRINT IF YOU LOVE THE GODS! IF IT GOES DOWN ITS LITERALLY OVER!
>>62120769Hopefully it'll work.
>LWLGtheres still time...
STOP GOING UP!!! GO FURTHER DOWN!!!! IF IT GOES UP THAT MEANS ITS LITERALLY OVER!
>>62120773accurate
>>62120773I mean, would you personally buy at this price?
bank earnings: goodPEP earnings: goodTSMC and ASLM earnings: good
I'M NOT FUCKING LOOKING
its going down
Space… the final frontier…
OKAY I LOOKEDWHAT THE FUCK I'M GREEN?
henlo mister jeromethe market is flat todaymaybe slightly greenplease lower the ratespump the stocksthank u mister jerome
>RKLB +10%We are so back
>>62120533
russel.. I...
>>62120540what's your net worth?
My Japanese onahole has now left customs, probably after they extensively used it in those 8 days. Disgusting. De minimis tariff exemption repeal was a mistake.
>>62120779I’m not joking. If it goes down even a smidge the music actually stops.
>>62120540get the fuck out of this thread. you are NOT welcome, asshole.
>>62120721Pathetic
I feel like the top is in, the shoe company turned AI company getting a massive boost in stock price was the signal, do you guys think its time to pull away from the market?
>>62120800>>62120776>He stopped boss postingSloppy work mossad
>>62120803I wouldn't want to be looking for my seat when the music stops, I would like to be in my seat listening to the music boss.
ya, trump is gonna do a nega-tacoby that i mean he does ground invasion or just bombs iran some more or even sinks a few pro Iranian boatsmarket priced in peace and they over-bought.
Robinhood! Will Pump!
>>62120811nigger taco thursday?
>>62120796i'm a poorfag, around 100k€
wait are people losing money? how?
WHAT THE FUCK!!! GO BACK DOWN!!! MARKET YOU'RE BEING RETARDED!!!! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF YOUR HEAD AND GO TO THE BEACH AND TAKE A SHIT ALREADY!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT BOSS!!!
>>62120799>watches Margin Call and The Big Short>becomes entire personality
>>62120823It’s a free ride and you’re opting to get run over by the train?
Brent crawling back up to 100$ even on the good news hopium
>>62120818Friend convinced me to invest in biotech that’s how
>>62120827Listen to me you stupid fucking jam boy. THE MARKET IS WRONG!!!!
>>62120826>>62120600We are in BIG trouble if it doesn’t go up boss.
Kek bears
Robinhood! Computer!
>>62120734don't even sell when the crash happens, AMD gods control the internet now
>>62120826
>>62120835understandable
Death to nonbelievers btw
pumping to new aths thank you donald pump
>>62120834Desd
>>62120837SP500just got done dropping 10% and it didnt matter. it dropped 30% last year and that didnt matter.
>>62120834Well, april 21st for those futures rollover is coming, and coming fast
I am once again calling for SPY to drop to at least 695 by the end of today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Many people here will pay a price for their arrogance and their hubris. Professor Jiang is right about everything. It's just a matter of time.
and here we go again
>AMD pumps above 265>Bernstein raises PT to 265WHAT A BRAVE STANCE YOU TOOK, BERNSTEIN. YOUR TOURCH LIGHTS THE WAY
ALL TIME HIGH!!! TIME FOR ALL THE STUPID FUCKING JAM BOYS AND SHOE SHINE BOYS WHO DIDN'T BUY IN TO BUY IN AT THE ABSOLUTE TOP SO THEY CAN GET FUCKED IN THEIR STUPID ASSES BOSS!!!
>>62120854ok but MY professor says stocks only go up
fuck you
Sold my 701Cs way too earlyOh well. Money is money.
>>62120860i told you up and to the right would continue. are you fucking stupid
The White Kid Robinhood$1,000,000 AND The White Kid Coinbase$1,000,000 Fall For $1!
I missed the dip
2:31 am futures high is still solidly intact, tough break mumus, here comes the pain
>Bernstein raises sndk price target to $3,000 per share
>>62120870SPX 7050 eod
>>62120860Faggler crashout lmaoGuess you weren’t MAGA after allShould have trusted the plan cakeboy
>>62120870WTF
>>62120860we just had a dip, we're back to currency debasement
>>62120868Their GF's Don't Know The Maisha Jan Situation!
>>62120877D=
Up 9% on the week Stop losses triggered in the pm yesterday I should quit nowBut the shit is still going up!
guess i’ll short CENX
>>62120850I read in Econ courses about how delusional people get in situations like this but it is hard to believe.You’re literally in psychosis. There’s 30% energy in the world to make vehicles move, and we’re getting close to the most consecutive Green Day’s in a row in history and ATH. You’re literally insane. You have completely lost it.
>intcWAIT WAIT WAIT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUPMP *AFTER* I BUY MORE WITH THE PILE OF CASH SITTING IN MY ACCOUNT
>>62120814weekend my dude, weekend when markets close
>>62120860We told your stupid ass not to buy puts. Hope your wife likes skimming gutter oil, lmao.
>I read an Econ book so I can deny reality
Why cant i find a gf?
>>62120905We'll see who laughs last. Me or the jeet with jam all over his face boss.
>>62120895>I read in Econ courses about how delusional people get in situations like this but it is hard to believe.now go look in the mirror
>>62120905>Hope your wife likes skimming gutter oil
Thank you Jerome and Mr Bussy for giving me a 2nd chance after my bobo folio exploded from the cease fire. I have seen the error of my ways.
>>62120907Do you have any female subordinates boss?
Why is oil price still so low when the strategic reserves are almost empty? The last few gulf tankers are reaching their destination ports.
>>62120895it's the quintaessential American hubris. Arrogance. Bloodthirsty individuals, nihilists, they literally cheer the killing and mass murdering of innocent people. It's baffling how American christians don't care about killing innocent people. It's pure madness. Pure evil.
>>62120906stupid people are often wrong but never in doubt lol.
>>62120907That's literally slavery. Women deserve the right to take a thousand nigger dicks up the ass with no comittment you sick fuck
>>62120923>Americanall global markets are up lol.
>>62120906You don't understand >My heckin econ book is always right!!!
>>62120921but you told me you bought calls when SPY went over 700 goddamit you tricked me into buying puts to inverse you. What a foul jewish trick
Hey why are we pumping again guys? I thought we were in a crisis?
nvideo computerbros...we can't stop winning!
>>62120891I boughted back in :) >>62120907It could be worse. Imagine if you fixated on the goth girl at work (she likes vidya and hates commie shit and black snape) but she has a boyfriend so your beta orbiter strategy is to keep hosting parties just so that she'll show up like you're fucking Gatsby. The gay Gatsby. That would be so embarrassing dude imagine.
SOXLNEW ATH EVERYDAY
>>62120931The only way out of the crisis is up and to the right
>>62120922*plugs ears* LALALALALA I DONT HEAR YOU BEAR! *plugs ears and closes eyes* LALALALALA EVERYTHING IS FINE! KEEP BUYING *opens eyes to literal twitter post of maybe good news even though nothing changes* *retard pumps*
>>62120877The market is Healing, Bigly!
>>62120936basedtrust in donald pump ^>
>>62120931Never miss on the opportunity of a good crisis
Can INTC pump harder I want to feel less bad for selling some SOXL
>>62120942If you wanna feel better about it I held SOXL through the 2022 drawdown kek. Profits are profits.
>>62120907Mommy mommy MOOOMMMYYY reverse colonize me!
>>62120734AdvancedMoneyDuplicatorGODS
>>62120935I'm impressed that this 37 year old Brazilian man is able to dance around like that
This U.S. Country Is For Potheads!
>>62120948>AMDFUCKINGGODS
Fertilizer is spiking but that's hardly an issue. Do you know a single person that eats fertilizer?
>>62120533/ptg/ tranny pedobake
What is it about boomers that make them so selfish and greedy? They rather let their nation become an economic ruin than reform the pension system, boomers seem happy to take you down with them, France is what comes to mind that encapsulates this the best, even the front runner for the President of France, Jordan Bardella, has openly said he will seek a bailout from the ECB as it's inevitable that's where it's headed, so the whole of Europe will now fund French boomers generous retirement
>>62120952hopefully we see widespread famines again just like 2022
>>62120954those who bless animeposters will be blessedthose who curse animeposters will be cursed
>>62120942Now? I think it'll maybe break 70 then dump down to mid 50s after earnings. Next year I get the feeling it'll hit 100 as more customers announce deals + 14a
>>62120859Bernstein is bearish funnily enough, their analyst who covers amd shits on it all the time so pretty good pt coming from him desu
>AMD
>>62120954We support all of our MMIWLGBTQQIA+ community boss.
>>62120922Simple. Trick the futures by selling your reserve oil so the futures go down, but sell that oil at the real spot price!What comes next? Don't ask, don't notice, and don't ever remove your blinkers.
>>62120966What happened to you boss...you're not the boss I once knew...
>>62120968It's opposite day, hence the pump boss.
>>62120533Oils is gaining speed, ahhhaaaaaaaahhh
>>62120966cute image im saving this
>>62120964>Bernstein is bearishYeah, we know, they made an entire book series and tv show about it
>>62120954Yurotard /k/uck NAFOtranny
>>6212095099% Of The White Kid's Brothers In Jail Are Not Getting Money In Jail. Weed Is To Blame!
We're going to 750 with no brakes.
>>62120978pizza hut is the nastiest food product I have ever eaten literally what the fuck
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
Profesoor Jiang's thesis is the establishment of PAX JUDAICA with Jerusalem as the world's most important city. For that, there will be American troops on the ground and a draft. Trade accordingly. Short, short, SHORT.
>>62120982I am NOT listening to a chink
wtf
>>62120980Haven't had it in years but I used to love the mini pizzas and breadsticks way back in the day when they were partnering with taco bell
Advanced Millionaire Direction
>>62120982Post your short positions.
>>62120973Gay
BIRD put options now or wait until tomorrow? This turd cannot possibly stay this high right based on the a pivot that makes zero sense. Shitbird gonna crash big time right?
>news 5 min ago>Northern Command Of The Israeli Army: We Have Not Yet Received An Official Order To Cease Fire In #Lebanon And We Continue Fighting With Full Force>market whatever>news just now >The Israeli security cabinet is holding a conference call to discuss ceasefire in Lebanon, Israeli official says>OMG BUY BUY BUY
>>62120982Fuck off
>>62120935>SOXLI can't believe I sold at 55ish. Had I held, I'd be sitting at 1.67 million right now.
uhm wtf >>62120993>US President Trump: Lebanon, Israel Agreed 10 Day Ceasefire - TSL- They Will Formally Begin A 10 Day Ceasefire At 5 P.M. Est. On Tuesday
>>62120874@grok is this true?
>>62120986do yourself a favor and cherish the good memories but don't try to relive the grandeur>>62120982the US doesn't need a draft to conquer Iran you can trust me I'm a ultra-professor
>>62121000>>62120993Trump posted that 1-2 min later after the security cabinet headline
>>62120977that's gonna cost you another refinery, vatnigger
>>62121002>do yourself a favor and cherish the good memories but don't try to relive the grandeurYeah I have no plans to eat there. Need to find a recipe for those breadsticks though
Prologis (PLD) earnings report was absurd>Cash Same Store NOI grew 8.8%>Net effective rent change: +31.9%>Cash rent change: +16.8%>AFFO/Share YoY increase of +36.3%
>>62121000lebanon and israel were never shooting at each other, FAKE NEWSIt's always been hezbollah vs israel
>>62121007Are there no ports left to bomb?
>>62120980papa johns tasted better when they were racist but the quality had to drop because they had to pay black basketball man as an apology
The White Kids Are Driving 100MPH With Weed!
>>62121007Lmao you faggots stick out like a sore thumbGet rekt, bitchEurope lost
>>62121002>the US doesn't need a draft to conquer Iran you can trust me I'm a ultra-professorPure American hubris. I guess you are a boomer. One of those boomers that have a profile pic wearing sunglasses in his car.This is the playbook>Troops on the ground>Massive losses>North Korea levels of censorship to hide all the coffins going back to glorious USA>Draft>All the tech companies move to Jerusalem>All westerners will live under the Judeo Palantir dictatorship. >Israel destroys the entire middle east and becomes the most powerful entity in the world
>>62121009The Pizza Hut in my area closed and they turned the building into a place that does Sushi and Hibatchi. I like to go there before I play magic the gathering on Fridays because the bar tender Amy makes very strong drinks boss.
How does a blockade on the gulf of oman fix everything?!?! What the actual fuck.This is fucking bullshit.
>>62121025priced in
>>62120980It was great in the 90s. I had one a few years ago for nostalgia and it was fucking poison. Even worse than grade school square cafeteria pizza
>>62121025usa flexing its oil dominance
>>62121025>This is fucking bullshit.It's beyond bullshit, like those fake meat burgers, and when you're playing Pac-Man and the ghosts get you locked up from both sides boss.
>>62120976KEK
>>62121023Well it's either all that or both you and jang are fucking stupid.Occam's razer boss
>>62121025wait is there a THIRD blockade now?
TRUMP ANNOUNCES CEASEFIRE BETWEEN ISRAEL AND LEBANON
>>62120556KEK BAGGY
>>62121025Iran can’t sell its oil, you know their main export that keeps their country running
PUMP IT
>>62121025no Iranian oil getting out means less money for Iran, which was already in a shitty economic situation before the war started and is probably going to need all the oil money it can get fixing the damaged infrastructure to prevent a second (potentially more dangerous) round of protests. This makes them more willing to negotiate, making a ceasefire and peace deal more likely, and that makes the line go up. It was a risky move on Trump's part, and I'm honestly surprised it's paying off. He might still find a way too fuck it up by retarded though.
>>62121034going to need a blockade for that blockade too
>>62121028it was the fancy luxury pizza that we could never afford to go eat it in the 90s and it tasted that good. Now it tastes like solidified gutter oil
>>62121034Iran is blocking the US blockade on Iran's blockade
>>62120993Funny how oil doesn't care at all and stays up.Something broke, even tweets have no effects anymore.
>>62121025It's painfully obvious our military is incompetent now. hence why even places like Taiwan are approaching china. Which is a bit insane
>>62121044Isn't there someone you forgot to ask? (Hezbollah)
>>62121044no more bombs flying in the middle east! Now we just need the hormussy to open for us to return to nothing happening and stocks only going up!
I love how when Americans wake up, all the fake and contradictory news begin. First is that walter jewberg with his lame profile picture posting all in caps. Then axios. Then the kobeissi letterPure evil. Immorality. Worse than nihilism
>>62121053taiwan's opposition party though
Smoking DD&Newports!
>>62121021projection, in the /ptg/ pedo tranny bake, right in front of your fellow discord pedofaggots
How do you spot trends in their infancy? Not necessarily even market trends, though, those are the most actionable.For example, the internet turning from a novelty, to the largest industry in the world. The app eco system that spawned from smartphones that became a trillion dollar industry. Bitcoin going from a hobby to a speculative asset. Computer GPUs going from an enthusiast toy to a commercial driver. Things like that.Or even spotting trends not even necessarily in their infancy, but after they've been going for awhile with still a lot of room left to grow.I'm thinking robotics might be the next big thing.
AYYY LMAO>Israeli Security Official: Military Has No Plans To Withdraw Forces From Southern Lebanon During Any Ceasefire - RTRS> Israeli ministers outraged during the security cabinet meeting: Trump announces Israel’s consent to a ceasefire before Security Cabinet approval.
>>62121066by not being retarded
>>62121067Israel is gonna bomb a US ship in the strait and blame Iran
AMDGods fucking wonMy bitchshit Micron isn't pumping anymore something's seriously wrong with it
>702 spy ^>
>>62121065Tick tock yurosissy
> the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solventThanks smg for sacrificing your gains and teaching me this quote is real
No one is noticing lithium is making new cycle highs rn. SGML is pumping hard. LAC is undervalued. Buy LAC.
>>62121066you gotta autismmaxx somehow idk how if i knew how i wouldnt be here and id be in a hedge fund or something
Dog Gone stock market has me so stressed out my herpes are flaring up boss.
>>62121067nothingburger. stocks go up
>>62121066>spot trends in their infancywtf you sick fuck at least wait til they get their period
>>62121063taiwans politics are basically half america focused and half pro chinabut you can gauge how much the public sentiment is turning to china based on how brazen they are beingSo when the opposition party is avoiding Bejing and laying low and pro independence the public sentiment reflects that, they don't want to lose power. But when the public starts to warm up to china they can be more open about talks. So the leader of the party going over there for a photo shoot means the public sentiment in the country is pro china enough that they don't think this will hurt them in the polls, or worse it will even help thenNow I guess I'll take my three day ban vacation because a pajeet moderator is about to piss and shit themselves that I'm going off topic about geo politics and its impact on the global stock market
>>62121011congratulations babe.
>>62121062It's even more visible during Asian hours. Asian hours (and europe morning) are the only moments where markets are functional. I felt bad in march for Hiro at his trading desk seeing the Nikkei doing daily -5% (pricing reality) and +5% (pricing the alternate reality prompted during US hours) moves. I hope Hiro wasn't leveraged, Jesus, the slipping.
>>62121073Maybe instead of taking planes, they should just fucking kill themselves boss.
>>62121070IMO Micron lost the memory shortage game. I sold mine.
>>62121066AMD is worth less than 10% of NVDA. MRVL is what 40x smaller than NVDA? there are tons of companies making AI buildout cables, optics etc. even the neo clouds if you believe the AI story have decades of runway.
>>62121075LAC chart looks like they love to dilute
>>62121086Luckily nips shorted the ever living shit out of oil. Like $1.4 trillion
>>62121088Alright I'm out. Two green days of it crabbing while the other tech pumps is enough proof for me
>>62121082taiwan was the first country after china to lock down during covid
>>62121087funny how euros are so smug about having trains and walkable cities until their planes stop working
>>62121070AMD is just getting started if you believe in the OpenAI and Meta deals. those havent even started to show up in earnings. Anthropic will probably need AMD in the future also because all large AI companies need more compute.
>>62121098>if you believe in the OpenAI and Meta dealsWho in the right mine still believes OpenAI let alone Meta
>>62121093Ah, Niponese and financial experiments that end up in a Biblical disaster. Can't name a more iconic duo.
>>62121073your vatnigger airlines are barely even running, lest even capable of flying, no replacement parts, keep selling your ass to china like you've been doing, bitch
>>62121102It's an open secret right now that we control their government. Even my tutor is like "oh yeah I'm not surprised we're being used to gamble and keep oil prices down"
>>62120998im still holding my soxl cheapys. will sell in 2029 maybe.
I've held AMD for 10 years now through ups and downs, I don't think you can call it a trend in its infancy at this point
>>62121094>>62121088And honestly I was thinking about it too this morning - you're not going to beat the market sitting in one position your whole life. You need to reposition. Call it impatient but I gotta do it at some point. It was a good run though
>>62121101babe... it's you that's become untethered.
>>62121098Especially ai agents, it’s all cpu calls
>>62121105it's been an open secret since americans literally went over there in the 40's and wrote the entire japanese constitution did you just barely open your eyes? pic very related
>>62121101i do. its ok if you dont.
>>62121105Babe do you want to help me recharge my jo crystals?
>>62121114fun fact one and only one person wrote it. And yes of course it was a random jew. Which is why they don't have basic shit like habeas corpus
THE CEASEFIRE HAS HAPPENED BUY BUY BUY
>SPX goes from oversold to overbought in >2 weeks
>>62121124It do be like that
>>62121025Stop trying to bend spoons that dont exist.
>>62121121he must have been really smart and special then, since they chose him over everyone else and the japanese people have kept it happily. tell me more about this babe, i'm intrigued.
>>62121126
last time im saying it since you morons dont listen. Blackberry is a buy, it is no longer a memestock
>>62121135ill take a look bro.
>>62121121Douglas Macarthur wasn't a random jew and it was written by a comittee under his oversight.>Douglas was extremely close with his mother and often considered a "mama's boy". Until around age eight, she dressed him in skirts and kept his hair long and in curls
>>62121145THIS IS FUCKING SLANDER IT'S OVER WHO THE FUCK HOW MACARTHURBROS?
>>62121135Who was the anon looking for the next company that did a pivot to AI?
Rally continues until mid May. Then you should sell and go away.
>>62121145MacArthur didn't write the constitution and he didn't run the civilian occupational government. Jews ran the occupation governments of Germany and Japan, largely unmolested by military leaders for the first few years.
Congratulations to whoever bought each and every call I sold. Fuck me.
>>62121148what about spirit airlines AI
>>62121145He didn't write it. He had Beate Sirota Gordon rewrite it>Beate Sirota Gordon (1923–2012), an Austrian-born American citizen of Jewish descent, was a pivotal figure who helped write the post-WWII Japanese constitution. At just 22 years old, she was the only woman on the 1946 committee tasked with drafting the document and primarily authored Articles 14 and 24, which ensured legal gender equality and women's rights in Japan. And within two decades their birth rate plummeted from 4.5 to 2.5
>>62121135Do you think QNX is a big enough driver to make it pop? It looks pretty stable and a decent platform that autos can build on.
>>62121159Know what boat sank in april?the Titanic, mumu.
>>62121157>>62121151Well I still blame macarthur specifically. If only trans rights were at thing back then he could have just grown up to be a dickless faggot instead
7050 SPX^>
>>62121053>>62121082I think you might be underestimating just how much the Hong Kong debacle affected Taiwanese perceptions of re-unification with the mainland. In the immediate aftermath, polls showed that people were overwhelmingly opposed to any sort of two systems one country arrangement, while the difference between people who identified as purely Taiwanese as opposed to purely Chinese or both has doubled in the years following. That said, I can see Taiwan adopting a policy of rapprochement similar to South Korea's sunshine policy. I doubt China would reciprocate by much given it's militant leanings today, but it could still affect Taiwan's preparedness for an invasion.
New!>>62121176>>62121176>>62121176
>>62121168rip
>>62121157-_-' babe according to wikipedia japanese women used to be sold for cash. is that how you would want to be treated?
>>62121066>How do you spot trends in their infancy?by zooming out. and preferring tech since it has low overhead and high growth, so it makes a lot of money. avoid real estate and physical assets if you're not already rich.
>>62121195and now you can only rent them for cash how is that better? I'd take better care of one I owned
>>62121157made another 10k to pay for your therapy btw.
>>62121157>He hadMilitary Leaders don't choose who the civilian officials are. >Within two decades Oh no. OH NO!
>>62121211-_-' that was from yesterday.
>>62121070Sold my AMD way too early. Oh well.
>>62121097Will be nice when the fat, loud and incredibly stupid Americans stop coming to 'find their roots' though.That will be very awesome.
>>62121157if this is the last time we talk today, i love you, and i'll work hard to help you get better.
>>62121245the worse your economy gets the cheaper it is for us to visitcan't wait to rape a bunch of blonde whores and litter everywhere muh history and cool buildings
>>62121263You never leave your mother's basement Fatboy.
>>62121195how much
>>62120728glad i don't eat crabs that would make me sad after seeing this
>>62121104it's always funny seeing liberal europeans try to beat the drum of war in europe only to find out their very own people checked out decades ago, time to sign up eurolibsissy.
