pasts edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62123684
1st for iran won
Come in bobo. Do you read me? Bobo come on. Answer me. Bobooooooo
? more weeks?!
is this guy ok??
BAGGIES DOWN
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
> futures
>get home from gym>futes have gone full retardwhat the fuck is going on
>>62124443NO THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT!
>>62124434we tried to help the bears. some were 100% in denial lol. >im not wrong. the world is wrong.
I've got a handful of retarded otm calls that I'm hoping to dump today.
Oil hasn't been this cheap in weeks. This is insanely cheap. I wish I had more money to throw into oil with all my strength. Oil is so Damn cheap. Holy shit. It's extremely cheap now. It's a 3x to 200 dollars right now.That means it's basically free money.Free 3x if you buy oil here.
NHH, NEH
>>62124453pls stop
>>62124453IMAGINE IF YOU BUY WITH 3X LEVERAGE
Lost 5k in oil and god knows how much by sitting in cash. I'm bobo incarnate and I did for your sins so you could laugh at me.p.s. I hope the persian pussies get some more bombing from isreal now. How did I ever fall for their posing to be strong?
Baggie baggie oily doomer faggot eurocuck baggies.
>>62124443I wonder how many of our baggies will hold for an anti Taco that never comes then sell the absolute bottom at $45 during the global recessionary bust.
Nice try panicans, you nearly made us doubt our mantra, the smigger prayernHoc Numquam Fit,Nothing Ever Happens.
So this is the end of the war, right? Let's see what's the Next thing but this happening was fun, even if I expected more chaos. CHUDDA is always right
OIL BAGGIESpost loss porn now
>checks dollar index PRRRRINNNNNTTTT MEN PRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNTTTT!!!PRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNTTTTTTT IF YOU LIVE THE GODS!
>>62124462IktfbI sat in cash because I thought the lows weren't low enough. The greed got to me and I kept waiting for the real drop to come in. I'm just glad I bought back in yesterday. >Portfolio down 6k from last ATHAnd I'd be up 37k if I'd bought when I initially planned before getting greedy
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
it's not fairthe market is fraudulentit has to go down but it's fraudulent
why would you ever sell LOL. ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE JUST LOVE LOSING OUT
>>62124472>So this is the end of the war, right?right, unless somebody does the funniest thing over the weekend and we get another overcorrection
I told you.Let this be a lesson to you and listen to my retarded anime posts next time.
sell the news
>>62124480Based
AAAAAAAAAAA AMD CHADS WE CRASH
these people couldnt be helped!
>>62124480BASED>>62124482COPE AND SEETHE BOBO
>You didn't sell the war dip
>>62124472Netanyahu still has opportunity to fuck it up. For example, a drone strike on some Hezbollah guy
>>62124476Shitcoin status?
>>62124500>tfw put 90% of my cash into it at the picobottom
>physical is at $150>Asia is running out of bags>EU has 6 weeks of jet fuel left>30% of the worlds cars wont have fuelLOL
You're already in positive gex past 7050 today, it'll go higher.
300chf to go to make back what I lost to oil
>>62124500For the first time I didn't see the bottomI actually bought near the bottom. Not the pico-bottom, but close enough. The shares I bought are up 8% in a week
>decide to try to be a lawyer again>first step: get a job as a legal assistant/bitch>set up a job interview>Lakesha Jackson says she'll call me at market open today>get a random call 20 minutes ago, say "hello?" no one answers just mysterious noises, hang up>it's now 5 minutes past market openSoThat was Lakesha wasn't itCalled me 15 minutes before she was supposed to and then didn't answer when I asked who was calling.Why are people of n-word descent so dumb.
>>62124484Hamas about to get attacked.
The hormussy is fully open? For ME?
Dude, I'm warning you, the price action is not good. For a big news, the reaction is just lukewarm.This feels like just a stop hunting, price could go to reverse soon with just a tiny bit of escalation.Feel free to dismiss my opinion, but I've been staring at price actions longer than most of you, and my gut feeling tells me this is not good.
>>62124432According to Axios they're getting $20B. It remains to be seen if they get to collect tolls.
>>62124507Oil futures people post usually trade one month ahead when oil will be avalible assuming the strait stays open
GO DOWN DAMN IT!!!!STOP. GOING. UP.WHAT IS THIS RIGGED MARKET?!I'M THE SMART ONE HERE. IT SHOULD BE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!
>>62124507stop with the coping. its all nothing
>>62124505Only positive thing I can see in my cash fuckup is that I'm holding euros.
>>62124515
Good morning /SMG/Godbless everyone let’s make some gains. TGIF
>>62124507you are trading futures, anon.
>>62124509that's a solid U, it's starting a rally
>>62124507I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN
Gold is back on the menu boys!No more excuses to dump the miners from fuel fears
>>62124507>contango
Let'a go step by step on what a "deal" might look like>NuclearIran doesn't really want a nuke so this one's an easy point to negotiate. They will want something big in exchange for it like full sanctions relief, demitilarization of the gulf states, or both in exchange.>Iranian proxiesPart of what defends it against Israel, they are not giving this up.>Tolls on HormuzMight be given up in exchange for compensation for war and something else, otherwise its a strong point of leverage and could collapse talks IMO>Iran's rockets and missiles0% chance of them giving this upI don't see this war ending unless America is ready to make big concessions to Iran.
okay I'm unironically buying back into oil
>>62124507Yes it's patently insane my guy but you also either have to play the flows that are looking you smack in your face or try to time your contrarian shorts.Good luck with the latter which looks essentially impossible right now.
>>62124535don't tempt me or I'm gonna mine relapse
Oh good I just found out I'm getting health insurance too, what a day.
>>62124480LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>62124539I don't feel like doubling down. I'll just sit on my bags huffing hopium and wait for a recovery.
>NFLXi'm done stock picking. will only buy ETFs from now on
now that Trump got away without a scratch from Iran, how soon before Cuba?
>>62124514Cute Persian chicks for everybody anon (except bobos)
ctrl+f HIMS>no results NGMI
>>62124515All oil trading right now is a risky bet on how the peace talks will go
>>62124537concessions?how about we just keep bombing themit's over you lostthe hormussy is open
>>62124540i was trying to make fun of bears but failed obviously lol.
This time really feels like it's definitive and not just some Senile Trump thing.
>>62124515because this has been priced in already.zoom out and look at the fucking V shape
>>62124507>bears and oil baggies right now
>that S&P pump at ATHlmao.
>>62124427It's going up too much bros this cannot be good. I'm making too much. My memory is ripping.Fucking vxus a shit tho ugh why did I buy it
>>62124547i sold yesterday when brent was right above 100the supply shortage isn't resolved though so I was waiting for a ~90$ dip to buy back someI'll either DCA or sell when we go back to above 100$
Nothing Ever Happens is law.
>>62124560>still posting with extreme TDSTrump WONyou LOST
>>621245647100 new wall
BX, ARES, APO, KKR
>sharted BP>sharted CENX Today was a productive day.
>finally capitulate and buy a couple hundo shares of SOXL>immediately starts dumpingyou have to be fucking kidding me.
I’m selling in May so I can go be gay
I mine relapsed
$200 in 1 minute, now I can go back to sleep
Wow the war is over and the markets are pumping this is just like the victory celebration at the end of Star Wars Return of The Jedi I think i'll DCA Calls 2x more than normal today!!
>>62124552I would never date anyone with the Anita Sarkesian phenotype. Sorry anon.Also youre brown
>>62124563the whole time bears were saying "what is going on??? this is crazy??" but also felt they were smarter than everyone else lol.
>>62124568I recognise from your avatar posting that you have the worst TDS of anyone ITT
>>62124539I'll start to look into longer positions for future energy build up like FRU, SLB, and VLO if they get cheap. But i doubt they will get anywhere pre war levels.
remember to laugh at every bear and oil "trader"
>>62124586>also felt they were smarter than everyone else lol.Personally I felt like I was kind retard of shit mountain.
>>62124595give me the 90ties back
>>62124577buy high sell low
>>62124596>filenameKek, Bobo in shambles
7100 SPX ^>
Iran must know they are not getting those assets back, right? I think this is a strategy to get China's diplomats off their asses and restock until the ground invasion begins. How will that end? I don't know but I think Iran will regret this regardless.
>>62124577Classic /biz/
>>62124595>>62124602Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
>>62124602We're running above pace. We're 63% through the decade, but already have 78% of the aths that the 90s had. We could beat it.
My capitulation price is 75. I bought in at 70. Oil supply isn't going to magically reappear. But fuck me I guess
>>62124596Bers thought peace talks are escalatory.
>>62124537>I don't see this war ending unless America is ready to make big concessions to Iran.That's not necessarily an obstacle. Trump is a pro when it comes to shifting goal posts and inconsistent messaging. He could sign JCPOA 2.0 and declare it the greatest, biggest, most beautiful deal ever in the history of deals (many people are saying it), a deal which achieves all war objectives and some additional ones (Obama could never have done it)
>stocks literally go up every day nowwhat a great little healthy market
>>62124578sell in may and go gay for pay
bought 0DTE puts out of spiteenjoy the 2% day everyone
>>62124612I fucked up my parents computer trying to get this on kazaa
>mfw smiggers think they are brilliant geopolitical analysts
Welp, with this, I think even the hint of a bear case is gone. I just locked in my $80k loss from my shorts and just switching to long for at least a bit. I think there might be a retracement at some point, but today is going to be green for sure. Might even stay long for the weekend, and going until at least 22nd.
WTFWTFW
Leftists have been real quiet since the news dropped
I swear, this is bringing me luckor at least it makes me smile
>>62124630Waiting for the new narrative to drop
Strait openwar overbobos how you holding up
>>62124537>still enforcing a self-imposed internet blackout, thus destroying the entire Iranian digital economy>vast economic infrastructure in ruins, recently announced they will not export petrochem products >still under heavy sanctions>their neighbors that used to help them evade sanctions like Qatar and the UAE, aren't keen on doing that right now, on top of just general trade relations>was already in an economic crisis before the war and definitely couldn't afford to take extraneous damage on top of that, never mind one as extensive as being bombed for 40 days straightYou're crying about $1 more per gallon at the pump. Iranians are crying about double digit percentage increases of the price of bread.
>>62124618this little market is just begging to get punished
>>62124630>muh lefties Stocks?
ok bros when do i sell everything
So how many oil baggies holding puts roped themselves this week?
>>62124616some people just cant be helped lol
HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?!?!?! He pulled out victory from the clutches of defeat, they are giving up the Uranium.
>>62124636>everyone talking about Iran and other shit>say nothing>mention leftoids once>”UHHHH STOCKS?”Cope and seethe tranny
SOXLNEW ATHEVERY DAY
>>62124626bears thought they knew better than the global markets. it didnt go well for them lol.
>>62124642trump says a lot of things desu
>>62124539same i'm buying oil stocksCVX and XOM aren't suddenly disappearing
>>62124439Already dead.
Apparently America just bombs you and you can just take it
Well I'm going to go fap to blacked anime you guys have gun
>>62124642>that'll be 40 billion dollars for these assorted non-weapons-grade uranium rocks thank you for doing business good sar
>>62124642The solution to everything -> PAYING LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY.
>>62124644
why is tesla pumping again? the only thing that's stopping it from being a 50 bucks stock is their self-driving tech, but surely, the brand is busted and other auto companies are going to catch up. Is tesla even much ahead of their competition in ai driving? chinks are pretty good at that stuff. I just don't see it being a big money-maker.
>>62124652welcome to planet earth since 1492white pride my niggers
>US President Trump: Israel Will Not Be Bombing Lebanon Any Longer. They Are PROHIBITED From Doing So By The U.S.A. - TSL>- The U.S.A. Will Get All Nuclear “Dust,” Created By Our Great B2 Bombers - No Money Will Exchange Hands In Any Way, Shape, Or Form - TSL>- Deal Is In No Way Subject To Lebanon, Either, But The USA Will, Separately, Work With Lebanon, And Deal With The Hezbollah Situation In An Appropriate MannerHE CAN'T SAY THAT
>>62124642
now THIS is bullish. he is getting kinda sick of bibi
Wallah, and now after using a kabbalah curse, the market is going to reverse boss.
>>62124670>>US President Trump: Israel Will Not Be Bombing Lebanon Any Longer. They Are PROHIBITED From Doing So By The U.S.A. - TSLlol as if netanyahu takes orders from his little bitch in washington.
Guess who feels like an idiot.
>USOYikes
AHHH STOP THE COUNT!!!IT'S MANIPULATION!!A SCAM!!!!GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN
>>62124679He not getting help again. This was already too close to comfort.
You did buy during the single digit fear, right?
I’m getting absolutely ass blasted by this orange nigger. Holy fuck. Don’t care though, I will die holding my OIL bags.
HOOOLYYY FUUUCKKK OIL IS DUMMPINGGG
>>62124680me
>>62124443Time to jump ship. Going to be an interesting weekend.
>>62124686I mean, too late to sell rn
>>62124635cuteAI was worth it
>>62124670>No Money Will Exchange Hands In Any Way, Shape, Or FormThat's technically correct if they unfreeze Iran's own money, which is what Axios was claiming
>S&P 500 breaks 7100Yahooooooooooooool
i'm going allin SPXL over the weekend wish me luck
calls?
pool open but you're still paying the toll.
it really just pumps everyday kpop etf doing kino too
>>62124704that route avoids mines
Fucking American rats destabilized the entire world, gutted Iran for no other reason than they could and killed thousands, and are going to walk away scott free. Fuck this world but fuck Americans in particular. I hope Yellowstone erupts and kills them all.
>>62124704the petrodollar died in the dark
I will never ever recover (portfolio still green overall today
>>62124642You're probably retarded at this stage if you believe a word this pedophile says, especially on a Friday morning in the middle of WW3.
>>62124645"SOXL gods" wasn't a joke. God damn what a fucking run.
Stop going up you God damn gay nigger faggots.It's over.There is no good news.Everything is terrible.GO DOWNFUCK YOU
>>62124552Dibs on Sara safari
>>62124710Mohammed seems a little upset
Why do turdies seethe at American excellence so much? This was a win, we ain’t going through the quagmire and the eternal jew just lost a shitload of political capital.
>>62124704Meaningless for the price of oil though . Fully open and tolled is open enough for the market
Fuark what is this?
>INFQ
>>62124717there actually is good news
>>62124673not sure if I would call it "easily" this time, but kek anyway
>>62124713>Long & Black
Hot take: iran and trump are both niggers and I’m still making money
>>62124716
STOP THE COUNT
Who was the dude that bought SPY 710Cs yesterday?You might pull it off and I’m proud of you man>>62124714Cope and seethe tranny
>>62124704There is no toll.
>>62124717THISit defies LOGIC and REASON maybe even PHYSICSWE SHOULD NOT BE PUMPING
OOOOOOOOOOOOO AMD CHADS WE RISE
>>62124725>INFQisnt that insane speculative?unless you are taking profits soon
>>62124674no way he told Israel to sit down and shut the fuck up>check it>it's realholy...
so, how low will it go? 70?
every time I open my portfolio I get a raging hard on. is this normal?
>please come back, ive changed!
i dont know what to buy
>>62124744consult your doctor if it lasts more than 4 decades
>>62124673It seems like basically just a return to the JCPOA, after many years of unnecessary pain and economic damage
>>62124747>buying
>>62124738thats impressive given the 8% pump yesterday!
>>621247420
>>62124747>its downFuck that shit I aint buyin >ATH hits AAAAAAAA WHAT DO I BUY
>>62124747Games Workshop
i bought about 5k worth of index funds 2 weeks ago, wish i had more cash on hand
>world peace achieved>bears: REEEEEEEEEEEESuch a sad, pitiful existence
unironically it is a good time to go SOXS
>>62124747OWL
>>62124763r/stocks on reddit is basically pissed
> 6 boats per day> 40 daysdouble blocked> "0" boats per day> 4 dayscompletely open> ____ boats per day> ___ dayssome of you have some pretty optimistic ideas about what goes in those blanks
>>62124764how do i buy soxl ands soxs as euro chud?
>>62124763Bears want brown people to die to get some green in their ports.
>>62124747GME
They should be. This is bullshit boss.
I'm so fucking frustratedwhen the crash started happening, I decided it was a good time for me to get into trading. So I set up a trading account and transffered money to itbut there was a delay for my funds to clear and be able to trade with. I was literally watching the market when it was at the exact bottom trying to figure out a way to buy shares and I couldn'tthen it exploded like 5% from the bottom, and my funds finally cleared that day, so I spent 25% of my cash to buy shares then 5% off the bottom. After since then I've been hoping for a pullback so I can put in the rest of my money but it's not happening.I'm not going to FOMO in at ATH. FuckI'd be up like 20% now if they let me spend my money fuck
>>62124772all the seamen will flood into the hormussy at once
>>62124685Yes. As long as Trump is in office, we'll rubber band between extreme fear and extreme greed and it's pretty easy to make money
>>62124730Thats how it feels like
>>62124747Oil
>>62124772Assuming the mines are delt with it could be 100s
If this totally resolves in a few weeks, hundreds of millions of barrels released from stockpiles will be flooding the market to counteract nothing.
>>62124747Gold&SilverPLTR
>>62124717
longing oil = jewishtrump crashing oil = orange hitler liquidating u
I love green days!!!!
>>62124774bears would consider putting $8 gas in their car winning somehow lol.
>>62124792Just as planned
>>62124769Doomer posts on there are an excellent bottom indicator. Last year before the tariff TACO they were posting that the world economy is over and how they sold their entire 401k and went all cash.
>>62124783This litterally how it is to trade. You never get a good entry except by luck
fuck it i'm full porting oil at this low.The Americans are positioning themselves for ground invasion, and Israel certainly doesn't want its "Greater Isreal" project gone, they want lebanon, and the hez in south lebanon dont give a fuck about talks. The jews want the US to stay long term.Oil going back to 100 by next week after one fuckywucky oops no talk and cease fire brokenRussia Ukraine had talks for.... like ever now.Also only like... 10 boats crossed, which is not the 150+ daily it use to have.You can only call me a retard of oil goes below 75 and its actually over, for real. I doubt it though, Israel would literally launch a single nuke to keep this war going and sink a U.S war boat (again)
INFQaaaaa it is going to the moon
>>62124783What broker? You should have been able to buy with unsettled funds.
>>62124692>>62124443i cant tell whos the baggie anymore
>>62124798>he participates in traffickingget back to work, saturday isn't here yet
>>62124762my goal value really. at that point, I should be able to live on it perpetually without any further work as long as I live semi-frugally
>>62124794i am already 80% down on gold and silver and and missed the dip
>>62124807Probably ibkr. It took like an entire week for my funds to settle when starting my new account
>>62124804meds.
>>62124804I have my doubts about a ground invasion this close to mid terms . Democracy has the trump admin by the balls so there is a good chance at peace
>>62124792sweet I'm buying oil at sub 30
>>62124804I'm thinking to get a bit as well, but honestly, it's still not cheap enough for the risk
>>62124804Thanks for the hopium, i needed that. However nukes don’t exist so there’s that.
>>62124783just remember that ultimately, 5% are nothing when your real goal is probably 300% or something like tthat
despite the premium on pltr I am unironically thinking about buying. talk me out of it
>>62124747>>62124794or miners which benefit from metals price (gold breaching 6k at the end of the year if you are optimist) and the eventual low oil priceremember they lag a couple of months
hahahaahahahahahahahahahaha UP AND TO THE RIGHT BROS WE WON
Trading in Riber suspended for like the 4th fucking time today lmao
>>62124427New carrier group ETA?
>>62124792It will take a ~month for cargos to arrive from the strait and they can stop releases very quickly
>>62124747SOI - the ticker is funny and it's making good money
>>62124817he will lose no matter what at this point and if he isnt a retard he kno- oh wait
>>62124689It's up 1500% since I sold:(
>>62124747Newmont is guaranteed to go up at least 10% in the next week or two. It didnt fully regain from the war drop plus it dipped cause of a small earthquake at an irrelevant Aus mine, non-event that will be forgotten about soon.
>>62124814gold is bought when wars startthe go down hard when wars are ongoing, especially when they are over lol
>>62124739I'm retarded and at bought at 15. Then I bought more at around 9 while bagholding. Took about two months for that 15 to break even. So I guess I'm half-retarded kek.Will probably hold this for longer.
why is strategy mooning?did he needed to pass through hormussy that bad?
>>62124831If we get the save act passed, there's no way the democrats can get enough fraudulent votes to hold a majority boss.
>>62124783ATH will just be some TH of the futurebut yes, wait for monday or tuesday
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AMD CHADS WE CRASH AGAIN
>>62124802I had decided my entry to be right at the bottom, and I was going to buy right then, pretty much right on the intraday bottom where it wicked down. I would have bought the bottom of the wick, like not even 1% off it, but funds didn't clear until the next day and that was the day of the gap up. I still spent 25% of my cash that day., but I'm barely in the market right now.
>>62124838amerifats are retarded thats why
>>62124832you should have bought soxs last week like i did instead
>>62124745BOBO come back, you can SELL YOUR SHORTS TO meI was LONG and NOW I just can't BE A MUMU
>>62124840>wait for monday or tuesdaymore like wait a week or two this stupid rally wont calm down for a while
>>62124801i agree. i check what they are up to from time to time because they are so negative (but often wrong).
>>62124841We mega pumped yesterday it’s only fair we give some back
>>62124838why shouldnt it? its basically a leveraged bitcoin play. btc is 5% up today.
Robinhood! Standing!
HOLY FUCK WTI IS CRASHING FASTER THAN THE TWIN TOWERS ON 9/11
>>62124847this is good stuff lol
>>62124836Indeed, because gold absolutely soared when the conflict began....Oh wait, it didn't.
>>62124507Everyone has EV and get nutrients from insects who matter. Oil and natural gas isn't relevant anymore.
>>62124461When you'll make 9 times the money
>the market didn't actually pump and oil didn't dump until iran announced itkek
I think it will keep grinding up. They can't not be delta hedging the shit out of every little move up at this point.
>>62124807ibkr, and I opened another account with Schwab as well trying to get money into either of them
>DAVE
I was just happily picking up pennies in front of the steamroller. How could this happen to me?
>>62124858wen ATH?
>>62124873Huh
God fucking damn itAs soon as the market opened I went all in puts.Go down you gay nigger market.It's over.Every single Mumu needs to eat shit and die.
At this moment I'm euphoric.Not because stocks are going up. But because oil is getting cheaper. This means I'll be able to load up on the oil that everyone knows with all their heart is heading to 200 dollars per barrel.
MRVL
is this the generational bull run we were promised
WAGMI(you should sell when you feel like this btw)
>>62124512Being a legal assistant has nothing to do with being a lawyer. You just make appointments and efile. Fuck that shit, just apply to law school. No one is going to care that you were in a law office being some ambulance chaser's bitch.t. Attorney
>>62124838because you didn't buy
>>62124883this is not the greatest generation bullrun ever written, this is just a tribute
>>62124880Fuck with the bull, get the horns
any NAIL homebuyers?
>>62124815>>62124869There's no reason to use anybody except Fidelity or HOOD.
>>62124877He sold covered calls
>>62124873Step one is only write bear side or enjoy your max loss.
Where my fellow Rollschads at?
>>62124867Cry wolf
OOOOOOOOOO AMD CHADS WE RISE AGAIN
lol lmao even
fuck it. I don't care. I'm going to wait for a little crabbing, or a downturn before I buy into this market.
legendary market timing by SCHD's reconsitutionsold energy at the top and bought the other sectors at the low
Everyone is up like 30% except for me and I want to blow my brains out God I'm so fucking stupid
Robinhood! Beer!
SPX / SPY is run by total nigger faggots.They have to go down and test the previous days high or close before they can go higher.They broke the rules.
> nows
>stupid schizo tranime bear posting goyim search trends was the bottomYou can't make this shit up.
>>62124889wrongi bought at 450 usd in nov 2024holding with -70 % since thenkill me
>where the bears live
>>62124882Another stock only shilled by /biz/ after it's already up 100% in a month.
>>62124912Ice Cream! Cheese! Milk! Beef Patties Not Cow Patties!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is black berry mooning? i hold that shit for 1,5 years and sold at 3$fuck jews
>>62124916buzzword god
>>62124915porn got weird nowadays
Unironically 4D chess to pass through the 60 days clock, not needing it anymore once an Israeli mossad agent in the IRGC does the funny. I'm impressed.
>oil
spy 710... bro. this is getting kinda scary and I said that as a giga bull
you know what the signal was? the Buy BP namefaggot had been absent for awhile so I figured he either killed himself or dumped his bags so the short worked
does whatever nvidia touches turns gold?first coreweave now inflq
Silver.
Man, don't you guys feel kind of sad? Like this war was so much fun!! All day with news and everything, monitoring the situation, expecting new Truth Socials, the panicans, everything.Now what? Like what the hell do I do today? I visited /tv/ but there are no shows to watch and I've watched so many movies...Any recommendation for the weekend? (I don't have friends so I don't go out)
>>62124942>no helmetlucky she didnt die
>browse phone in bed, half asleep>see news one minute ago>iran opening strait>"holy shit i finally caught the news this is my time to shine">buy lufthansa as its the first airplane company i could think of, theyll all pump anyway>bought early>goes up, im happy>check how much its up by few min later>...>why is it so low?>check how many stocks i bought>realise i should have added another 0 on the amount of stocks i wanted>pump is over>i got 1/10th of what i was gonna get if i wasnt retarded>also bought 2/3rd into the pump so the gain was minisculewhy is this happening to me
>>62124959I can recommend movies, watched basically everything, know few good ones
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>>62124965>>62124965>>62124965
WHAT THE FUCKGO DOWNFUCK YOU
Nothing ever happens.First tarrifs were supposed to cause doomsday-tier supply chain issues. Market kept hitting ATH.Now the war in Iran was supposed to cause global economic catastrophe and skyrocketing oil prices. Just three more weeks, they said. Now instead of being in a recession we're hitting ATHs again.
>>62124959Anime.
>>62124923im not shilling anything. please do not buy MRVL and hold it for 10 years. im bragging that i own MRVL and am making money.
>>62124959My reccos:When Evil Lurks (2023)The Chaser (2008)
VGT ATH incoming!
>>62124966you're lucky you didn't lose on that trade. even if you buy 1 minute from the news hitting, you're not the first one on it. algos hit it in miliseconds, and the news will already be priced in. institutions also sell the news, and dump into the buying. instituions love to dump on good news, and a lot of times companies will have great news and the price tanks because institutions using it as an exit opportunity
>>62124710>Seething eurocuck
>>62124994>for 10 yearsCounterpoint, smugsug, if the AI bubble pops then your shit is worthless as everything else AI related.
>>62124959You could watch long-term developments in technology and trade patternsThere's always a lot of stuff happening, even if they are not day-to-day developments
>>62125053>he thinks Marvell only does AI stuffgo read about the chinese router ban
>>62124942Kids got balls. More than can be said for anyone here
