Bobo shall know true pain edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GOn the last episode of /smg/>>62124965
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
My MSTR account doin a lil sumthin this week
BRICS and ruskies are seething on /pol/ and are already saying america lost because the strait was openedits over usisters...
> nows
Every day I pray for TrumpAnd every day God blesses him
Yesterday my bake was the top, do with that info what you must
My minors are healing and ready for a good pumping!
Dude Fraud Claim Being Filed Man!
Yes please, the market hasn't pumpd enough in one go
>>62125635bears had 3 weeks to accumulate during the war btw
>MUI CAN'T PUMP
everytime a new general is opened spy gains a point. we are now close to 712.
Anthropic may use AMDs GPUs in the future
>>62125678I know this is ai but who’s the girl with the booba, is she real?
>read trading book>"remember kids: straight up is not a pattern">see chartmhm hmmm
>>62125645Could Itachi beat Pain?
So going back to the status quo, only with tons of blown up oil infrastructure along with US bases is a win...?Well I guess Israel will get their buffer zone.
I decided to check on how the redditors are handling this.>Oil price no longer reflects the amount of supply or stability of the region, or any other physical aspect of oil production. The market manipulations, serving solely to enrich a parasitic class at the expense of everyone else, has reached unprecedented levels.Lmao. Sounds almost exactly the same as the retarded boboretards here.
>>62125673I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING LOOK DON'T SAY THAT
Totally not a bubble nope
>>62125680probably the fakest and gayest AI company in existenceremember that EARTH-SHATTERING CYBERSECURITY WARFARE nonsense they came out with last weekalso these scam artists have form with these 'strategic partnerships'- remember when sam altman crashed the RAM market because he made a bunch of fake promises
>>62125686maybe Beartachi
>>62125671they got cooked!
>$712
>SPY 712
>>62125673Hold on little frog.
Where's the OIL NIGGERS BTFO namefag
what does Meta actually do to warrant its significant market cap, in comparison to other high riders
>>62125686his reiatsu is not powerful enough
Okay, great, so now we pump in pure euphoria. Even if you're bullish, you should realize this shit is not good. S&P500 at 7800-7900 would put us at internet bubble valuations at its apex. Is it fucking impossible in this nigger market to consolidate for at least a few months so valuations can go back to be more reasonable as earnings continue to increase quarter after quarter? No, you retards have to tighten the string to impossible levels.
Nice ORGANIC and SUSTAINABLE V-shaped recovery faggots.
le rational market
>>62125703he got banned for goreposting. I miss him, when things were crashing his posts making fun of oilers kept me going. He’s probably looking at this thread smiling :)
>>62125703Oil is going to -$30 again
>>62125703Dunno, but he deserves some praise. I enjoyed his antics as he made oiltards seethe
>>62125645SOXL $100 waiting room?
>>621257052/3 of the planet literally runs off Whatsapp.
>>62125708We already corrected. Now we pump for the rest of the year. Cry about it.
>>62125705They host underaged bikini pictures that sweaty pajeet hackers like to jerk to
>>62125705Advertising to the goyim.
>>62125708the market has been fake for like 10 years now, are you only just noticingcan anyone explain why tesla's stock price is what it is using any kind of logical financial reasoning?
Going long oil here is free money. Bloompf is lying to pump the markets.
thats itim inventorying my old lego pieces MARKETS BE DAMNEDalsohappy friday anons
How did he pull victory out of his ass?!?!?!What the secret sauce? Happened way too many fucking time now.
>>62125705fb is super popular with the boomers
>>62125719but that shit's free and don't tell me that the "data" of a billion jeets screaming in their phone is actually worth anything to anyone
>>62125708Maybe earnings are gonna crush and lower PE
Cruise ship passed the SoH on the Oman side of the strait. Obviously no toll.https://x.com/MarineTraffic/status/2045177525857317266
>>62125684I could tell you but I wont? Why you ask? Because I am an asshole
>>62125731He's only limited by his own mind.
>>62125737what the fuck kind of cruise passes through an active warzone?
>>62125708>what is guidanceAlmost every single tech company beat on revenue, most on eps, forward guidance and yearly guidance. Bank earnings right now are good too. And then we had a 9.8% pullback. And you think this pump doesn’t make any sense.
>>62125645>>62125554Obviously, these types of statements should never be trusted or taken at face value, especially not during a war. Not statements by Iranian officials, nor by American officials, nor by media outlets citing "informed anonymous sources".The Iranian statements about no negotiations might have been false, or they might have been "technically true" in the sense that they were true at the moment they were made, or that there were no "direct" negotiations on the day they were made. I don't think there was confirmation of there being any talks in Pakistan on that day nor the day after, merely the US sending the "15 point proposal" to Iran through Pakistan and Iran sending "fuck off" in response.Anyway, the exact veracity of these statements don't really matter. What matters is if the statement contain some kind of signal that can be discerned.In the case of Trump's latest statements, the signal seems to be that there will be an agreement to conclude the war, but as for the exact details, I think we'll just have to wait and see what is actually implemented.
>>62125734Advertisers believe it is
>>62125680What about CUDA? I thought they needed that for AI, or was it just retail buy nvidia cope?
>markets close>uh oh cease fire is broken :(>more bombing>oil pumps back up to 90-100 rangedump pump dump pump dump pumpmarket close, after hoursniggers do you not see the pattern. i'm not even a fucking oil baggot, i took my profits from this fake ass pump. It's gonna come crashing down again over the weekend
>>62125741Whoa
>>62125741w-why are her tits all oiled up...
>>62125750why do tons of men visit your mom at night?
Robinhood!+Beer!
what do i buy?
>>62125741Ok you know what, how about this, don’t be an asshole and tell me
>>62125744Was docked in the UAE when the war broke out, has been there for 47 days
>>62125756Why are you upset?
>+1.50% on opening the straitThe market didn't even dump 1.50% when it got closed
>>62125734Same cucked mentality that thought regular people’s data was worthless and couldn’t be monetized or weaponized.>>62125748Think bigger than ad revenue.
>>62125764STOP NOTICING THINGS JUST BUY
>>62125764Market only dumped when there was a possibility of the energy infrastructure in the region being destroyed
Alright I wanna make a $400 -$500 gamble play what should I buy
AMD PLS BREAK 280 RESISTANCE AHHH
>>62125758HYMC
>>62125741me on the left boss
>>62125777Checked
>>62125765Well yeah and the obvious value of data itself
>>62125764Nothing makes sense, I hate it. No logic can be applied. Whatever happens people will perform the most impossible cognitive gymnastics to rationalize it. Oil shortage means new ATHs also I can't afford my groceries anymore
HDB +4%IBN +3%
plebbit, despite being libtard bears, at least has people with 7 figure portfolios, unlike anyone in these threads
Imagine not being a Donald Trump cultist and betting on the US of A
>>62125794
>>62125780lucky number 777. Blessed by the gods. We are unironically going to make it bros. I am feeling so much exuberance right now.
SOXL chads… are we seeing 100
Just got back from my morning run...Stocks are even higher now?!?!
The stock market is literally gaslighting TACO not to do more retarded shit.Now you know.
>>62125805War's about over, expect a peace agreement soon
>muh WW3>muh forever war>muh energy crisis>muh fake economy It's like retards keep forgetting we are backed by the most powerful military in history and own planet earth
>>62125811Cope and seethe tranny
Woke up from a coma.Someone give me a QRD of the last 24 hours. I'm hearing conflicting reports.
I just checked my brokerage and almost came.What dinner should I have to celebrate my 5 figure gains today, Steak or Sushi?
>>62125811You are living in his created reality.
Mr dow jones is gonna hit fifty thousand
Folded my shorts today, lost 5kAs Trump once said, we are on the Post-Truth era.
>>62125816well it had nothing to do with being powerful, it was just you guys leaving and giving up on the whole regime change thing lol, if he doesnt change his mind yet again that is
>>62125821Line go up
>>62125825any less would been seen as failure from trump
>>62125821What are you conflicted about?
I love seeing futa mumu rape bobina
>lockheed pumps on buildup to war>lockheed dumps when war starts>lockheed dumps when war (maybe) ends
>>62125836Next week and rest of the year.
it's the golden bull run
>>62125832Cope more chink shill
>>62125839There's still a shitton of munitions to restock though.
ngl Trump setup a massive bear trap over the last month. if Iran signs this nuclear deal it's over for bears
>Trump: it’s almost over, we can do whatever we want free iranian waifus inc?
>Iran Says It Won’t Accept Another Temporary Cease-Fire With U.S.>Trump Says Iran Faces Blockade Until a Deal Is Done>Araghchi’s statement appears more aimed at unlocking negotiations than unblocking the Strait of HormuzThis all so gay
>>62125844lost iran war, lost mid terms, LOL
I'll be on vacation until the final week of April for earnings calls. Enjoy the distribution chop!
A Little More Thinner Graham Stephan!
I'm glad I stayed out of this clown show. Both fundamentals and TA aren't making any sense. You might as well put all your money into polymarket.
>>62125860>I'm glad I missed out on the generational bottom
>>62125792*in one lineAnd somehow the AI bullshit is back again despite picrel.
GAMES WORKSHOP HAS REACHED 20.000 GBP FOR THE FIRST TIME. THAT'S IT THEY'RE GONNA 10X AND YOU FAGGOTS WILL MISS IT.
>>62125805And the future looks brighter
I hope everyone has had a good day
>>62125860Says increasingly poor bearfag for the 1000th time
>>62125860>oil hits a brick ceiling when it reached the peak of Russia-Ukraine, which was an actual insane energy crisis>fails to advance higher and falls>what the heck it's not supposed to do that, it's supposed to go to $200 a barrelYou just bought into too much reddit doomer bullshit. TA worked.
>>62125871nice gains anon!I fomo'd into SOXL after weeks of sitting out and might make a few hundred off of the ~20k I threw at it, I am peak /biz/
Just buy and hold NVDA. It’s that simple.
at least baggler didn't get his boots on the ground
>>62125879if oil actually hit $200 it would be depression levels of over. no government wants that
>>62125752Anon dont jinx it you sadistic bastad
>>62125884North American jews have done enough for israel
>>62125871how much money do you put in to do stuff like this? i'm new
its ok CRDO, you go up when you are ready lol.
>>62125860You could have made a lot of money. Let this be a learning moment for you.
>>62125879>which was an actual insane energy crisisthe strait of hormuz's crisis is three fucking times higher than the russia-ukraine one
Why can’t you bobos be more like peter lynch? Being an eternal nhilist is not profitable, you can be one in the short term but it does not pay off in the long term.
>>62125889My initial in pic >>62125882Thanks anon. I lowkey was listening to the guy who kept talking about 0DTE this week. I hope all you niggers make it tho.
>>62125879the Russia Ukraine thign was a literal nothingburger oilwise
>>62125645same bake pic as yesterday, or am I finally starting my Groundhog Day?!?Also MSFT $450 EOM or what
>>62125879this crisis is worse, russia could just reroute its oil, hormuz oil cannot be rerouted as easily
This dip was pretty damn weak, but that's probably due to it not really aligning to broader market cycles and sentiments. I'm expecting a proper bear market this or next year. We shall see.
>>62125899
>>62125884We had those pilots that got shot down, so there technically were two pairs of boots on the ground boss.
>>62125899First real investment book i was was "One Up On Wall Street", and still haven't forgotten the lessons from that book. Lynch was a hedge fund saint sent to guide us lowly retails
What will happen next week?
>>62125924more green
WHY CANT YOU ASSHOLES PUMP!?WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST WEEK YOU KIKE SHITS!?
Pico top reached?
>>62125906MSFT is suddenly ok to own again. im not complaining lol.
>>62125924Only one thing is certain - I will masturbate
>>62125924Some mild profit taking, then pump resumes, unless Zognald or the Iranians or the Jews throw a shitfit over the weekend
>>62125924someone finna die this weekend and the markets will shit on monday checkum
>>62125910i mean he's not wrong on his thesis, just forgot that we live in a rigged game. They won't let oil get above $150 until they used all the tools of decption at their disposal.
>>62125924Ayatollah visits Washington.
>>62125924Line will go up and down No certain direction
Can I get a WTFWT in the chat
>>62125924Continuation of the winning-streak on the Nasdaq-100. Surely we can make it a 20 days winning streak!
>>62125910bluecandykaynjust browsing through his recent reddit posts. its funny. literally everything he said in the past few weeks was wrong. dude probably lost everything in the past few days.
did Iran actually fold?i just woke up
>>62125965Not yet, but it may be over soon.
Oh shit, its over.
It's actually crazy its not tech popping off the hardest
Why is OIL pumping now? JESUSCHRIST
>>62125772Fromunda
At this point I just want to see the market keep ripping for another 10 days, and look at people's comments. Mainly to get rich, but also the bear comments are hilarious.Imagine walking by a roulette table and the entire monitor was red #, would you bet on red too or counter with black?
>>62125965yes looks like praising allah was all you needed to do to get peace in the middle east
1 Pizza= 8 Slices!
>>62125965They gave up all their nuclear powder.
>>621259652 more weeks to stop the fire
up and to the right?
I took some time away from the market to focus on my job, and everything I was interested in has pumped to the stratosphere. All that's left is NTDOY and some cybersecurity stocks, which are already recovering.
>>62125974So what's the fucking PE of fucking Wallmart now? Fucking 50 or some retarded turbobubble shit?
>>62125910Kek I remember that post scaring me
Thoughts on SMR?
>>62125974>Defensive staples that are bought when you expect a recessionBullish
MMs gonna keep it pinned around 710 today. Rest of the day isn't worth looking at.
>>62125993worth a shot. buy and dont look for 5-10 years id say. it will be years before they even build an SMR.
>>62125830Kek, sharty>>62125975Dead cat
Alright boys it's been a blast riding with you, but I'm taking profits here. Too many things don't make any sense in this market.>buffett indicator at historic highs>oil shock still working its way through the economy>jobs market in the toilet>ai still failing to show a path to profitability>israel still existsBest of luck on this continued nonsense pump. I don't know what the hell is going on and I don't like to invest in things I don't understand.$800k sidelined.
>>62125978Last time I played roulette I hit 24 black on a $25 bet and cashed in.
Uh oh
>>62125989QQQ at time of r*ddt post: $558.28QQQ MP currently: $647.24(((His))) dumb ass prob convinced more retail to help with the short squeeze
>>62125989yeah reddit built a doom machine probably aided by the fact that they can downvote any opinion they dont like.... then it all blew up on them.
>>62125988yep 45 lmao
>>62126004Why didn't you just trim and leave a little morsel or two in just for the kicks?
>>62125981They were willing to negotiate on that before the war too though. What they refused to negotiate on was the last ditch demands on them not having a missile and drone program. If they give up any of those then they will have definitely folded. If they get eased sanctioned and/or reparations for giving up nuclear dust then they will be the winners because they wouldn’t have gotten that without the war
alright folks i'm leaving you with another masterpiece of mine.i'm going to head out and contemplate why the universe dislikes me.to the>pools open amirite?anon who actually saved my initial post and managed to use it in a reply to me (the cohencidence) some days later just to "mock" me...UP FUCKING YOURS
>>62125965Iran won >Trump agrees vessels will need IRGC permission to cross Hormuz >Israel must withdraw from Lebanon and end bombing Trump capitulated and Israeli society including the political class wants his head on a pike
How bullish should i be on Klarna? Seems they can keep going for quite a while more
>>62125965>fold Not exactly They traded peace in Lebanon for an open pool
>>62125978I think your example works better if you say "bears are always betting on green zero"
>>62125974it's like day 14 of the snapback rally babe. and tech outperformed, vgt is at ath. consumer and industrials are probably the most sensitive to oil prices and today is pretty significant for that, probably explains it.
>>62126021More points agreed to by the Trump admin dictated by Iran.Civilian vessels will pass through a designated route.Military vessels remain prohibited from crossing the strait.“Movements will only be permitted with the permission of the IRGC Navy.”
>>62126008
>>6212601310% of my portfolio is gonna stay in VOO. The rest is gonna wait for opportunity.>>62125993>>62126000I used to work in nuclear power. Nuscale has a very narrow product that is suitable for very narrow use cases. Nuclear reactors are less efficient at smaller sizes, resulting in less complete fuel burn and more expensive operation per unit power. Nuclear power seems to be making a comeback as burdensome regulations are removed, but small reactors are not the way to go. The nuclear play will just be uranium miners (CCJ, NXE, UEC), but the market knows this and they are already up.
SOXL 1 year chart is insane.
Is Julie having a melty?
>>62126025You're right that is a better analogy. Bloody bastard, embarssing me on a friday of all days. fuck i'll never live this down.
Why shouldn't I buy oil here? It's almost down to prewar level while the strait is still closed.
these markets and these politicians are so kayfabe. if you just picture the countries as spandex wrestlers trying to flex on each other and mislead each other it becomes much funnier and much more "rational". everything is exaggerated. faces turn heel or vise-versa on the drop of a dime and everyone "loves" it because it embellishes the plot
>>62126037yeah SMR is more of a shot in the dark. worth the risk if its money that guy can afford to lose imo. some states and companies claim they want to build SMRs.... none have done it yet to my knowledge.
>>62126031More concessions by Trump administration to Iran>The Iranian ISNA news agency has quoted Mahmoud Nabavian, an official it described as a member of Iran’s negotiating team, as saying that some commercial ships will be permitted to cross the Strait of Hormuz, but only after paying feesThe trump admin declined to comment on few or tolls as part of negotiations
>>62126043someone might call you an oil baggie
>>62126047There is certainly the greater fool play. A lot of people are morons and SMR very well could become a meme stock if enough people fall for it thinking it's a good idea for grid power applications.But now we're just gambling.
>>62126050This is why trump had to get ahead of the story so blatantly. The more details leak about this deal the less it can be soun as anything but a complete American capitulation and retreat on the scale of Vietnam.
>>62126050>Iran says Iran won on Iranian TVFascinating. Thanks for the breaking news anon. I'm sure your puts will print any minute now
DONALD PUMP.... IF YOU HEAR THIS... TWEET OUT PEACE.... DUMP OIL INTO THE SHADOW REALM OF SUB 50 and NEVER TO RECOVER.... DONALD PUMP.... PUMP MY FOLDER.... DONALPUMP...
>>62126056or they could bring a viable product to market and build them. we dont know the future. >A lot of people are moronswhatever helps you feel better
>>62126064Iran has been humbled
AMC price targets?
>>62126064Why isn't trump denying tolls are part of the agreement?
>>62126072Those retards are literally making a deal with the big satan and the little satan.
>>62126060Is this the Eurosissy cope now? Iran is dependent on the Hormussy. Us blockading it shuts down their entire economy. They went from war will continue to conceding overnight because they know they're fucked. I understand wanting to cheerlead against the US, but its just delusional at this point to think the US doesn't have all the leverage here. If you disagree, what can Iran realistically do here?
>>62126012what you need is a form of expression, art. you should make ai girls or something. your portfolio is not an appropriate place to express your feelings. my mom is at a watercolor class right now for instance.
>>62126074because they aren't, but even if they were, it's likely part of a longer term plan to the benefit of the US ultimately
>>62126008You mean Trump lied, again? Color me shocked!
>>62126074It's an international waterway anon. Tolls were never going to be on the table to begin with, especially not from the country that cucked out as soon as the B-52s were an hour away from them. The Iranians can say whatever they want on their TV channels, it's not going to happen.
>>62126080Continue bombing gulf infrastructure and get military supplies from China over land like they've been doing for weeks now. If the Israelis are seething then trump is not getting what he wants because it means concessions are happening.
>>62126071If they bring a large modular reactor to market they will have my attention. That's a genuinely good idea. Get something through the regulatory hurdles once and then copy/paste them everywhere. And because it's large it won't suffer from neutron leakage efficiency losses and will be competitive for grid power. I spoke to someone at Nuscale a few months ago about exactly this and was told they have given no thought whatsoever to doing that.
jerome pleasei am only up 2%halppp
So this is a bull market right?If I buy now I'm overpaying?
>>62126080They'll send you into a recession as bobos feared, which is why Trump is pulling out.>b-but we killed the-They're muslims, they won't care as long as you suffer too
