NOOO IS OPEN, BUT IS CLOSED, OPEN, CLOSED, OPEN, CLOSED,....
>>62128897I predict a lot of baggies this monday.Holy kek.
>>62128897clearly Iran is cooked. sending a few gunboats to shoot at tankers after saying they wouldnt lol. the whole world wont stand for that.
>>62128897Iran is thrashing around in its death throes. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>62128904Is this "whole world" in the room with us right now?
>>62128926It’s the US asking for these talks. Same as last time. Not Iran. They seem quite comfortable in their strategy.
>>62128904>the whole world wont stand for that.The world was ready to just pay the gay toll and move on from this faggot war that they don’t care about.It’s the USA and the petrodollar that’s losing its shit over this.It’s not a money issue. 2 million buckeroonis is piss in the ocean for a VLCC. A lot of normie retards probably don’t even realize that commiefornia basically charges you a million dollars in (((environmental taxes))) to fucking unload on the West Coast. But Americans wanna get high and mighty about a Strait Tax like they don’t rape the whole world with taxes and the Jones Act all the time.Even funnier in the wake of Trump’s faggot tariff war. Once again, the USA is allowed to look out for their own interests, but if any other country does that, they’re not a “Team Player” according to the White House.
>>62128933yes. thats the point lol.
>>62128949>The world was ready to just pay the gay toll and move ontoll = open. Iran has closed it again. thats exactly what my post says
>>62128961The United States of Pissrael keeps violating the ceasefire agreements and blaming Iran. Iran then closes the Strait cuz it’s the only actual leverage they have, and Fox News riles up the boomers, telling them>Then one day, for no reason at all, Iran closes the Strait.Also, Trump doesn’t want a Yuen toll on the Strait, no matter what he schizo rambles about on Tard Social.
>>62128966Iran:>haha we're closing the strait to everybody we don't likeUS:>what a fun game, we're also closing the strait to everybody we don't likeIran:>noooooooo why are we winning stupid prizes just because we're playing stupid games?!?US:>lol. lmao, even.China:>The United States of Pissrael keeps violating the ceasefire agreements and blaming Iran. Iran then closes the Strait cuz it’s the only actual leverage they have, and Fox News riles up the boomers...US:>lol. lmao, even.
>>62128897buy signal
>>62128904theyre really starting to overplay their hand
>>62129026Man, I wonder if something happened prior to Iran closing the Strait that instigated the action. Also, Trump cucked out and let Chinese ships pass his anal blockade. Now he wants to give Xi a sloppy wet hug.Also, lol if you think the whole world is mad at Iran for this bullshit and not the US. Europe is telling Trump to fuck off and banning him from European airspace.>Fuck our allies. We don’t need them.Lol, okay. Turn over those expensive European bases that you don’t actually own then.>B-but most of our aircraft can’t reach the Middle East without gassing up in Europe. We’ll have to surrender to Iran.Not my problem.
>>62128949Kek that pic
>>62129139>I wonder if something happenedWell, there was this one IRGC fag that decided he wanted to chimp out, but other than that no, there was nothing.>let Chinese ships pass his blockadeThe US blockade isn't at the Strait though, it's farther out in the Gulf of Oman. The chinese ship passed through the strait, saw the wall of US Navy ships, then turned around and fled back to the Persian Gulf.
>>62128966>"you guys have to pay in stablecoins or yuan, we dont want your stinky dollars">*checks stablecoins* oh, they are actually backed by US treasuries>therefore they are actually paying in USD and founding indirectly the very weapons that are destroying their own country>death to america btwhuh?
