>setup TailOS>make a monero wallet>register on dr*gh*b>setup and link pgp key>try to directly buy XMR>the only websites that let you buy XMR have ID verification and 3-7 day holds of funds>fuck it, try to buy bitcoin and transfer to XMR>"We're sorry, we don't support Amerikkka">"This purchase is unlikely to go through with this card(master card)">look at all my cards>they're all mastercard>search for a simple website that just takes my fucking money, and sends me bitcoin>it doesn't exist, if it does, it requires ID verificationAm I fucking retarded or something? How do they fuck this up, the intent behind crypto was anonymity, yet I CAN'T FUCKING USE IT WITHOUT ID VERIFICATIONKraken already is holding my funds until they can leech the interest shekels out of them, but I need it TODAY
>AHHHHH IM TRAPPED IN THE TRANNYCOINVERSE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>62131805+5 years late broI have non-kyc funds and I had to start KYC wallets. Perhaps my non-kyc crypto will be worth more one day, or illegal to use without an ID attached.I don't know how else to do it.
>>62131805Never ever ever put cash from or too kraken. Use it for swapping and tx'ing only. Have to do this will all the casinos I use. Buy buttcoin on strike, transfer it to kraken, swap it to whatever coin im using at the time (99% tether), then send out. The payment center doesn't have to verify or kyc me because Kraken has already done it (I'm not some nigeria or pajeet trying to scam). Thats all its good for, its not even worth trading on anymore.
>>62131805every faggot nigger government in existence all around the world and payment processor and bank forces these people to all require ID..They have no choice this isnt 2015 anymore sadly.
>>62131812>I'm Barack Obama, and I'm gay.
>>62131805>not using an ime, camera, microphone, speaker, and wireless module neutered machine with coreboot in a fariday cagengmi
>>62131921Yea, cause I can just go buy drugs with fiat money. Idiot.>>62131957I'm not investing bro, trying to get high>>62132069solid advice, i'll follow it from now on>>62132415makes no sense, need to jump through a bunch of hoops just to unlink you from the coins
>>62131805Put your id in buy it. And the next day call the police crying that you got hacked. They will say they can't do anything to help you get it back. Just ask them will they at least file a report. That's all you need.Put the money into monero wallet.Spend whatever.If it ever comes back to you, refer them back to the police report on date X confirming you were hacked and it's no longer you.
>>62131805mine it retard. i'm not helping you further.
>>62131805Did you try the /xmr/ general, which has an OP with links to different exchanges? Did you try BTC to XMR atomic swaps?
Try atomic swaps retard
>>62131805Just mine monero. After 2 years you can buy the shit you want.
>>62131805RetoSwap.It's peer to peer monero buying/selling.Send some money with a bank transfer or cashapp or whatever to someone and you'll get the Monero right after.
>>62131805>Go to conference>Buy BTC from someone in person with cash
Non-KYC Monero will become extremely scarce, so prepareAlso try Hodlhodl and Trocador (before they too are wiped)
>>62131805Why are you afraid of KYC-ing XMR? Once it is XMR it is untraceable. Wash it to your own single-use addresses a bunch of times in random amounts. No one will be able to know what you did with it. If the cops ever ask (they won't) you say >golly gee mister I think I fell for one of those crypto scams.There's also LocalMonero you could do a swap for buillon.
