pirates of the gulf of oman edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62132283
Nigger market for niggers
https://strawpoll.com/BJnXV0qj8Zv
Let’s try and be a bit nicer to each other in this thread.
no
How do I turn my portfolio into a wife?
>>62132858ok
>>62132858kill yourself
>>62132863Put your total portfolio balance as your first picture on tinder.You'll find someone who doesn't love you, but she'll marry you. She might even let you touch her.
>>62132812
>>62132863
fourteen hours until market open boyos, what plays are you making at open?
>>62132873ALERT ALERT THIS POSTER IS A NIGGER
you making gains bro?
I should have just worked at an ice cream store for 15 years. I'd have more savings.
>>62132873You should consider buying an ad>>62132858See I was nicer this time
>>62132880getting a job would 1,000x most people here
>>62132840>SPRUANCEgay name
>>62132873jidf reached peak insanity on honeypots so smg topped
Was the schizo free energy anon right?we all get rug pulled in the end?
>>62132880lolthat's a fun idea actually i could try working at braum's, always went there as a kid
I haven't looked at my portfolio in a year and I have 150 cash sitting around doing nothing. I take it this is a bad time to dump that into the market? I don't like how S&P is mostly tech because I HATE tech.
Good eveningI sold my NASDAQ 5X Friday and bought oil hehe
Markets have moved on and don't care anymore.
80% dividends
>>62132883this for meno reason not to try 1000x'ing without a job first, except the waste of limited sands of time i have on this earth
If futures red, tomorrow greenIf futures green, tomorrow redSimple as.
>>62132888Fuck, 150K. Now I look like a poorfag IDIOT!
>>62132888150,000 or unironically just 150.
>>62132903you're good bro. we knew what you meant.
The markets are now entirely controlled by news about hormuz by some shitposters on xitter
FYI, this week there is no OPEX supported floor that caused the squeeze and dampened downward movement. It's likely that bad news starts mattering again. The markets seemingly insatiable appetite for TACOs will be tested.
What makes you not pick up the free 30% lying on the ground?
what should I buy tomorrow if I'm looking to lose the most amount of money possible?
>>62132873Based.
>>62132917the inconvenience of setting up polymarket instead of just continuing to fuck around with normal things
>>62132858billions must smile.
Futures open in 47 minutes.
>>62132867>women = attracted to moneyHas been deboonked.It has been shown: more attractive people earn more money.Women are attracted to more attractive men.
>>62132919SOXS putstrust me, I've given up and had to capitulate as well. Started day trading SOXL instead.
>>62132917I wish there was a stock I bought buy that's correlated with that so it's less like gambling more like investing
In exactly 46 minutes it will be overLiterallyyou have been warnedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzaaVXG8qI0
>>62132919Puts
>>62132917what does normal imply?seems like a semantics rugpull
>>62132919buy vape industry puts expiry tomorrowi need to learn how to long the vape industry for realnigger world
>>62132882I once searched for this pic of the rat for 10 minutes in the 4chan archive (by having the filename include "rat"). Most of the pics were the incorrect version where the rat is pointing a gun at the viewer.
>>62132919Oil and then sell when they are about to rug it (again).Ah, and gold and silver.
>>62132858please consider investing in AMD and MRVL. the next 5 years will be great for them. thank you.
>>62132931>bobos giving normalfags another chance to get rich again before they themselves are liquidatedidk why u do it but keep on keepin on
>>62132933This market will resolve to “Yes” if IMF Portwatch publishes a 7-day moving average of transit calls (“Arrivals of Ships”) for the Strait of Hormuz equal to or above 60 for any date between market creation and April 30, 2026. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”.Daily transit calls include container, dry bulk, roll-on/roll-off, general cargo, and tanker ships. Ships not reported by IMF Portwatch will not be considered.This market will resolve as soon as IMF Portwatch publishes a 7-day moving average of transit calls equal to or above the specified level, or once data has been published for the final date in the specified period and no such value has been published. If no data has been published for the final date of the specified period within 14 calendar days (ET) after the end of that period, this market will resolve based on data published up to that point.Revisions to previously published data points made within this market’s timeframe will be considered. However, they will not disqualify a previously published data point from qualifying. Revisions to previously published data points after data is published for April 30, 2026, however, will not be considered.The resolution source for this market will be IMF Portwatch, specifically the transit calls data published for the Strait of Hormuz at https://portwatch.imf.org/pages/cb5856222a5b4105adc6ee7e880a1730, both in the chart and through downloadable files.
>>62132933If you define the event markets too much it doesn't give the Polymarket makers a clean off ramp to limit their losses.
>>62132939Not a big fan of their movies personally but Marvel Rivals is fun
>>62132935Did you find any other gems while searching?
Futures are going to gap down pretty decently, in case it's not obvious enough. Just a heads up.
Money printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62132955I'm just praying the market stops falling for TACOs this week and actually responds to bad news again. Hoping we get below $700 tomorrow. Praise be to Allah!a little bit down on hyper liquid https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/xyz:SP500and weekend nasdaq https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-us-tech-100-e1
>>62132917Why would you place bets on a thing being directly manipulated by the US Government?
>>62132965tranime faggot kys
>>62132917i don't understand what i'm supposed to be here or why
>>62132965>Dawg you can't invest in that. Someone is manipulating it from behind the scenes!Yeah so I guess the entire fucking financial market is uninvestible?
giant red futa cocks in my ass
>what i'm supposed to bewhat i'm supposed to bet*i also don't understand how they're going to judge "returns to normal" one way or the other, sounds vague
>>62132883If I had a job I would be retired by now. >t.200klet
>>62132965why wouldn't you?as long as you can figure out how it's going to be manipulated
never4get
>>6213298920 mins
>>62132989>noooo you have to panic sell on every piece of war news you just have to
>>62132977I hate Polymarket, should be illegal. It's all vague and basically exists to benefit insiders. Sure that has always happened in stocks but with Polymarket there's almost no hiding it.
Looks like the blockade is working. Feels like Iran is alot weaker than what /pol/ is saying.
>>62132926Have you seen the pics of Elon and his co workers? Holy fuck the people were ugly. I swear everyone that is in “tech” is ugly.
>>62132999>looks like thirdies are dumb and weak contrary to what /pol/ sayswow really???
why are we waiting to react to futures, it doesn’t matter until like 8-9 am
>>62132974The red arrows in the photos both point to the date of March 27th.You will notice the discrepancy in the price action and volatility - in spite of huge news moves.Trump's family is bigly getting into prediction markets, expecting him to be ignorant of the fact that they are newsworthy and often taken more seriously than polls is stupidity.For the same reason, trading in them regarding anything to do with the war is stupidity.
>>62132998lol really?i didn't know it was that badi'm honestly scared at this point, living in the US as a neet in a ghetto with no connectionsi don't know what's gonna happen
Why can't Americans go one decade without starting a major war somewhere in the world? Like what the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>62133006As long as this faggot is here posting I know we are pumping. Thank you for your service
I'm so angry at the fat retard. I first started getting into options in October, right after the Chink statements made QQQ/SPY calls cheap, and I won FATLY. I got a taste for options. The market then went sideways for the next half year, until now -- finally we had some clear upwards movement again. But he just HAD to start his Trump shit again, or in general throughout the half year preventing any clear bull run due to his bullshit (like Greenland).Don't get me wrong, I didn't lose money with options. I'm still up even after the fat red candle on Monday. But I want to experience a clear bull market for once. But it looks like we can't have that now.
>>62133004just open the strait bro, like it was before you started shit
>>62133009NIGGERS WILL SHOOT YOU
>>62133014>Major warLmao. We've only lost 13 soldiers. That's 20 less than everyone who died from the Chernobyl incident. Its barely even a blip.
15 minutes
>AI startup Cursor in talks to raise $2 billion funding round at valuation of over $50 billionchip bros
>>62133010>less than 15 americans killed>major war???
>>62133019You gotta reply to the correct guy first bro
>>62133020Professor Jiang, aren't you insolvent as of last week?
>>62133022>20% of the world's oil supply and lots of other raw materials >not major
>>62133027I took a loan and I'm back. Shorting full of conviction and rage. PNL: 60%
>>62133020
>>62133018it's not that violent right now, i more meant in the long run, with all the blatant economic destruction lately
>>62133033DON'T REVENGE TRADE EURONIGGER
>>62133032Priced in, oil baggie.Supply is already re-routed and coming online
>>62133033what are you shorting?oil?
>>62133010Problem with being top dog is that you have to assert dominance on a regular basis. There is no "just let this one slide" option. If you even suspect someone is risking challenging your authority you have to go at them. Even if they're not, the amount of fog regarding this shit is so extreme that people will just fall into whatever narrative is most convenient to them. People often like to talk about geopolitical events like there's someone somewhere that actually knows what's going on but really everyone genuinely is just speculating most of the time with this shit and just assuming the other side of up to no good because why wouldn't they be. Even if proof comes by later, that's for historians.
>>62133032just outbid africa and india and let them starveez pzthis is only a problem if you're poor in which case the world would be better off if you're deadif anything we're making the world a better place
>>62133032>20% of the world's oil supplythat will be carved on bears tombstones lol
>>62133032Well technically a lot of oil and other materials have made it's way so it's a lot less than 20% and resources have been obtained elsewhere along with reserve measures taken. The net effect is closer to 0% than 20%. If the strait stayed closed for years the impact would be worse.
faggots in suits vs civilians every time, you idiots
dont use polymarket dumbosit's just a normal casino if you win money they will just say no you didnt and ban you from the premises
>>62133041>>62133044>>62133046>>62133048You are all clearly emotional Americans. Stop trying so hard.
YES THE US BLOCKADE IS LEGAL AND FOLLOWS ESTABLISHED INTERNATION LAWTHE IRANIAN BLOCKADE IS 100% ILLEGAL
>>62132858Okay. Here's something to set the mood.
>>62133056why'd you delete your post and re-post it?giga shill unmoderated board
>>62132999>/pol/ is wrong That never happened
>>62133022> unironically citing offical DoD casualty figureskekklez :)
>>62132888Take perhaps the fifth part of that and start averaging into a nice safe ETF or blue chip mutual fund. I've had excellent luck with AIRR and the Vanguard Megacap Fund. Anything is better than letting your money rot away in a savings account.... but don't go all in, all at once. It should take several years.
>>62133064> why'd you delete your post and re-post it?I accidentally said GIVE ME A BULL MARKET!!!!!!! instead of GIVE ME A BEAR MARKET!!!!!!!A moment of retardation, I admit, I'll suffer the mockery
two mother fucking minutes
>futures
>>62133042I'm trading according to the gametheory and predictive history Professor Jiang teaches on his channel.The manipulation hit me hard last week but I'm back in business with a couple of loans I took. PNL: +68%
>>62133062OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE IN PRAGMATA
N
OMG it's finally time hold me
> futures
>>62133078fair enough lol
OIL IS BACK
I hope the polymarket insiders get beheaded
>>62132840WTFWT
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
Oil baggies lol
>Oil not even above 95>not even in 90 rangeKEK OIL BAGGIESEKOILBAGGIES
>>62133082>I'm trading according to the gametheory and predictive history Professor Jiang teaches on his channel.his videos are like 30 minutes long and i don't like himmore importantly i don't know which videos i'm supposed to watch & which parts i'm supposed to take & how i'm supposed to apply those parts to come to whatever conclusion you came to & have an idea what ur positions are, even if i wanted to take the timewas more curious what positions yu took
someone please post a screenshot of the live futures chart? I'm delayed 15m
>>62133082Don't you think you're going to make people hate him by sucking his dick so hard?
>barely 90USDPretty weak so far. Not even pre-Friday open. Futures up by tomorrow close.
>>62133099it dumped so hard they halted trading. hopefully you sold into that retard pump on friday.
>>62133099i got senfam>futures
>>62133099they are healing though
>>62133109o_o
Didn't get a chance to buy cheap oil.I hate the orange.
>>62133109not even down a single percent?
>>62133103until bombing recommences the markets will just pretend peace deal is still happening
>>62133109Fake market
>>62133109Green by open. You can't make this up.
I want off Mr. Trump's Retarded Ride...
>>62133117UK oil is 97, it's insane ggwp. It's too high to buy here.I'm never allowed to buy cheap oil.
How can Trump TACO? He doesn't have anything on the table. There was just a meeting that got canceled. And now Iran is making threats in retaliation. There's nothing Trump can back down from and save the market this time. All he can do is make threats, but that will crash the market harder.
>X is downuhoh stinkyground invasion poopoo
is brennt up i cant see shit yet
I think this market isn't being kept up by investor confidence at all...I think kike spite is that strong, where they just keep propping up the (((market))) because they are that pissed they're getting beaten in the real world
>>62133115after those huge green candles you took it's gonna be hard for bobo to make you feel anything babe...
>>62133125There's going to be another round of discussion in Pakistan Monday or Tuesday it's not cancelled
>>62133120nothing stopping you from going to cash and fucking off>>62133125>the market HAS to start caring about irrelevant nigger countries that never added any value to humanity
>>62133099>futures
>>62133135this guys expression is like the Mona Lisa
Chan having server issues? Threads and posts appearing and disappearing
>>62132840>OIL $88 and dropping like a rockholy kek oil baggots btfo again
>>62133128Yes it's up. We are screwed. I wasn't allowed to buy on Friday
>>62133099
Looks like da jews are pushing oil down again. Classic.
>futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5b-s0qcfxU
>Iranian news agency, Tasnim, reports that the IRGC has launched drones at an american warship.
>>62133125America has all the cards, faggotThe islamic republic is collapsing
>>62133125he can invent something to then TACO out of. Like the blockade, or a new threat.
Well, guys, pnl up 100%. I'm outtie. Gonna pay back my loan with the fees. And you know what's up? I have a good initial to keep trading, baby. The fight didn't end last week. I keep fighting.
>>62133147As if that will do anything lol
>>62133125Trump literally holds all the cards right now. The main sticking point is the blockade that he can lift at any time.
honestly futures aren't as bad as I thought they would be, we already pumped way more than this
>>62133129>the joos!No it is Donald.All of the trillions entering the market thanks to Federal agency pumping and the SLR rule change will do so.Trump will continue to pretend taco/no-taco is the guiding force so that the Treasury doesn't have a harder time than it is already having propping up the USD.Look at Friday morning:>https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TVC-DXY/?timeframe=5D
>>62133148>The islamic republic is collapsingKekklez :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gti92H8i5YM
>>62133150see you next week when you're back to crying about losing the house or whatever
>>62133141sauce?
Which is the best free site to check futures with minimal delay? I'm Europoor and I want to check them before going to bed (it's midnight now in here).
>>62133135>Leave RTZ to meGetting fat in China is a warning sign
Why was the blockade so effective? I don’t understand
>Breaking | Tasnim: After attacking the ship, Iranian forces carried out a drone strike toward U.S. military ships
>>62133162no one knows it's impossible to know such thingsit's definitely not posted at the top of almost every single smg thread
>>62133152it's making my shitcoins go down so yes it does something!!!!!
>>62133158aaahhhh is that 80 religious fanatics in a room i'm going insaaaane
>>62133158>he has a brown incel cope channel at his disposal
expected more of a dump. not that bad
>>62133166Iranian seemed to think they could keep letting their ships go out while blocking everyone else and the US would be OK with it, they need the money from selling oil to pay for anything
Why are miggers so fucking stupid?
>>62133158Face it, cakeboy. America WON. You LOST
Ghalichad has spoken. Trade accordingly
>>62133175same reason libtards are so stupidbecause they're dumbmost people are
>>62133140i bought 3x with 150 €am i going to become a billionair?
>>62133161gamlet
>>62133179this guy has been repeatedly lying the entire time, there's a reason the markets not listening to him
>BREAKING: Iran says they have targeted "some American military ships with drones" in response the U.S. intercepting and seizing the Touska in the Gulf of Oman.
>>62133185oh nonotice how they didn't say the hit any of the ships lol
>>62133171>>62133172>>62133176> all these seething mass replies because they can't admit the writing that's on the wall for our government's decades of naked arrogance> knowing that my reply wouldn't have this level of seethe of they weren't nervous inside about what's comingKeep it up fellas, more replies! :DReal civilization is winning again, and there's nothing you can do about it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uyell2fi_A
>>62133185kek they're seething so hard
>>62133169Ah, fuck. Thank you, anon.
>>62133167Okay last post for the night.We will be green on Monday, trillions of dollars have been printed in weeks.As I have been telling you, you should not buy puts or short, now is not the time.Mr. Bobo is still getting closer,He has still been on his way since last October.I will have more information for you after Zions Bancorporation (a major pile of shit and one of the regional banks causing the issues) publishes its 10Q tomorrow. From that I should be able to gleam more info about what has been going one and how all this is being executed. It is one of the banks being rescued since October.Good luck smiggers.
>>62133148Not related to business or finance, you jeet bot. >>>/pol/
>>62133188>video posted 5 years ago
Israeli aircraft over Syria heading east.Phase II has commenced.
>>62133157why do jews write "joos"
>>62133175Because they're 80 IQ jeet shills. None of it is organic. Buy oil.
>Syrians are reporting large numbers of Israel aircraft flying across southern Syria tonight, heading eastwards
Looks like we might be back to the bombing Iran plan. We may actually get some dip buying opportunities.
>>62133150faggot
>>62133157>defending jews in 2026Have you not been paying attention for the last 3000 years?
>>62133209I love Jews
>>62133197okay, lesssss go
>>62133208When someone insults me, I simply decide not to take it.
>>62133209it's a jew. only jews write "joos"
The world is a meme
Looks like the markets have accepted that Iran not getting out of this. It going to be balkanized ripperinos.
>>62132858Sunday /smg/ should be fun and nice>>62133148That doesn't mean they can't fuck the economy you goddamn retard. You are the dumbest chimp moron on this board.
>>62133215why is he calling me out for vibe tradingburgers bomb this guy
>>62133198(ok actual last post)I am not a jew.But blaming the jews for this recent market pump is silly. I showed you what is going on.Its donald.Joos believed it was the end too>how do you know?What is the one thing a jew cannot live without?Smoked salmon of course.Check the salmon computer.
>>62133215I feel singled out
>>62133224Their drone and posting capabilities are fucking outstanding.
>>62133215>>62133224>>62133226See? Every copy of the stock market is personlized
Judging by the fact that /smg/ is over 50% shill posts, I'm guessing that we're going to get circuit breakers this week.
They don't know Russia has shifted to a total war economy just trying to recapture a single former breakaway state and now their banking system is on the brink of collapse lolWW3 is being won with what, 13 american casualties?
why is it going up
This is how it works.
>>62133234We mocked him for being a vibe trader and suddenly giving /biz/raeli tips on his Twatter, but it turned out he's the honmono.
>>62133223Retard. Trump is not a one man show, he's the public face of a group.
>>62133215Is he saying Treasuries rely on how people feel about the USA? Are my oil barrels safe? I'm not at my computer.
if S&P manages to stay above 7000 this week I’m done trading.
>>62133216>>62133056Oh fuck off, you All-In Podcast wannabe migger ass janny kekGo ahead and ban me, I'll take the 3 day martyrdom lol :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvF_1uQlBDc
oil WTI is well below $90 lol.
>>62133231>13 american casualties?Imagine believing the DoD. Specially this DoD. Fucking cattle. lmao
>>62133234Haha people were saying it was trump doing that shit, if it Iran then that means it fucked. Means there a split between the centeal govt and the IRGC.
>>62133243akshually it's DoW
You’re all cucks. Fuck Iran.
>>62133234>tfw when ww3 is not fought with bullets or bombs but insiders trading against eachother on twitterplease someone just kill me already
>>62133192thanks
>>62133243k enlighten me faggot your brown heroes are still getting their asses handed to them militarily and economicallyI sure don't see any enemy bombers flying over my house
>>62133243as opposed to believing the IRGC? post hands faggot
NTDOY
>>62133243Fuck off Mohammad
>>62133239same, can't believe it's opening above Thursdays close
its truly all over this time
>>62133232said it earlier, the market is not going to stop pretending everything is fine until you hear about bombs being dropped again
I have never seen /smg/ this heavily shilled before. Shit is fucked, get out.
>>62133250>>62133251Cattle believing Trump in 2026. Calling you medical morons retarded is an insult to the mentally challenged community.Remember the crew of the downed F-15? The ones that were rescued? Why haven't we seen a single fucking pic of them?Why don't you think critically for the first time in your worthless lives? It's very rewarding.
Green and red IDs will lose money tomorrow Pinks and blues will win
>>62133261oh yea the 43,875 people that it takes to crew an airplane i forgot about that you got me shasneed
>>62133238doesn’t matter as the vampiretranny point out the SLR rule change and other rule changes also create a bunch of artificial demand for treasuries in domestic banks since everybody dumping
>>62133260> I have never seen /smg/ this heavily shilled before.I have never seen the market this heavily rigged since the 1919 World Series.
>>62133248don't be upset. don't say that anymore. i love you so much. when the market goes up it's great for us.
>>62133210>I love Jews
Well be green or close to it by tomorrows close
>>62133263rolling
>>62133192godspeed
I voted for all of this
>>62133240basedfuck jannies
>>62133259tankers are exploding
What point of “those who bless Israel shall be blessed, those who curse Israel shall be cursed” don’t you guys fucking get. It means by the Dip because America is gonna keep winning in our lifetime.
It’s over Trump and Jews won
>>62133264I don't know what the fuck are you talking about, so we have that in common, boomer.
>>62133022Why is "number of Americans killed" the metric that matters?Bloomberg reported that the US expended half its JASSM missile inventory, and that was just in the first round. Iran allegedly expended thousands of missiles and drones. US bases in the Gulf region look like Swiss cheese on satellite photos published by the Iranians (hence why the US aircraft take off from bases 1000km away), and the whole region has been suffering huge damage to economic infrastructure.
>>62132874>what plays are you making at open?
Up or down tomorrow? Answer me homos
>>62133290Crab
>>62133285you don't what the fuck you're talking about either
If I don't get this remote clearnace job on wednesday I'm going to be well and truly fucked and constantly thinking about how if I ignored 'don't take risks' posts on /biz/ in 2020 I would be up like 800k right now and it literally would not be a problem.>>62132993
it is over
>>62133192also you better not disappear if you turn out to be wrong, i'll want an explanation of what happened
>>62132989Never4get
>>62133294it's over for bears, this dip is nothing.
>>62133295he's not wrong on those pump numbers, once banks cash out on them on corporate loans or retail some interbank or overnight loan rates will probably have gone down. that there'd have been chances to have profited out of puts on banks would have been kino and especially so against fed and interbank rates
Why shouldn't I just put my entire retirement into PFFA and let it drip indefinitely.
>>62133275did people really vote for this
>>62133297This reminds me of my time in Colombia when i had a hard time finding condoms that weren't made for shrimpys. This directly went against the viral penis size chart that showed Colombians were in the top 5 rankings for the biggest wangs on average in the whole world.
>>62133298cope is free lil bro
so are they gonna pause the war in the middle to insider trade again?
>>62133302I voted for a recession so I can get all my money in. And it's coming.
at this point i watch the stock market for entertainment purposes only
>>62133306You know it! (((They))) can't hide their thuggery anymore
>>62133148
>>62132840That’s it! Enough are ENOUGH! Send in the poos!!!!
>>62133309entertainment is a gateway drug to the real word. someone please post the stein
-0.64%
I lost everything
>>62133300ic
Day's done.Sun finally pops out.
>>62132868gtfo retard>>>/adv/>>>/o/
>>62133293these cowards hold index funds with a net worth of 7k
>>62132868BYD Mini Dolphin / Surf
>>62133303that chart was a meme
Markets need to DIP I wasn’t done buying the dip yet.
>>62133331>>62133335SLOW NIGGERSTHANK YOU>>62133253I WISH I COULD SHORT NIGGERTENDO
futures aren't doing too bad for the straight still not being opened, guess the market still thinks its all no big deal
How's the paki Afghani war going?
>>62133346Shortages are starting to impact economies this week. The big show begins soon.
>>62133280the markets will still just assume it's a bump in the road until bombing resumesking migger tacoed one too many times before for them to panic before full fighting resumes
>>62133332that poster is the ultimate coward. crying over trades he never made and name dropping /smg/. >i woulda had 800k sure thing buddy lmao
>>62133346>guess the market still thinks its all no big deal*the market is deluding itself even more
>>62133354Just 2 more weeks unironically
Just give it up bobos, Iran is a 3rd world shithole and we are gonna have an earnings season for the ages
>>62133354>2 more weeks>>62133346maybe 500% of the worlds oil really doesnt flow through that strait.
>>62133234reminder that Iran's has the largest jewish population in the world that never left the Levant. Israel doesn't count because they came from Eastern Europe and were all soviets kikes.
>>62133361if bears knew about company earnings they would be bulls
Predictions:Muh oil! Woo! Let's gooSome time later this week:What the fuck!! This is bullshit!Followed by baggie taunts.
>>62133319how much
>>62133378wat
>>62133259propping up stocks up is the only thing preventing trumps approval from going into the negative numbers. something will have to actually break for them to drop. even then the plunge protection team will step in with an infinite buy wall. I wouldn't put it past Trump to close the stock market for a few days desu lol.
>>62132863Why would you want to ad a liability? There is no intrinsic value(that isnt negative)
>surely the US stock market will crater because thirdies can't fill up their scooters
>>62133389all global markets are up
>>62133395dont forget some other classics>billions will starve>europe will freeze>China and India will just sit there and let their economies be destroyed>market is rigged>two more weeks
>>62133398for now, wait until the oil shock hits lol. the pre war tankers are still en route.
>>62133389why did it dump all of march then. April marked the start of the clown regime and I don't like it
>>62133405>wait until the oil shock hits lol. the pre war tankers are still en route.is there a way to keep track of these ships?i'm curious to watch what happens & how it correlates with other shit & oil prices, if nothing else>>62133398i feel like america is getting drained of its wealth somehow, might be paranoid/retarded though
>>62133248Fuck this shit, how about us anons just go and make our own economy instead
>>62133409>i feel like america is getting drained of its wealth somehow, might be paranoid/retarded thoughnah, places like Europe are though
New thread time, chop chop
>>62133413> adjust that graph for inflation, Jamie
>>62133404>China and India will just sit there and let their economies be destroyedkek this one is true tho India's economy was just surpass by Great Britain's
>>62133409maybe some posts you dont hit the post button on
>>62133417it's all in USD and relative to one another, how would adjusting it to inflation do anything retard
>>62133417It's in USD for all countries on that graph, retard. If other currencies were going up relative to the USD, they would be shooting past the US.
>>62133423> adjust that graph for cost of living, Jamie
>>62133413I mean... maybe...
>>62133424> adjust that graph for median wage instead of average wage, Jamie
>>62133427>EU is so poor now we have to adjust the numbers lower like its 2nd worldreally?ive been to france btw i dont remember it being cheap as fuck lol
>>62133435the guy doesn't know how to read a graph or what adjusting the numbers for inflation means, since it's all in USD "adjusting it' would just means lowering the numbers while the graphs would stay the exact fucking same
Looks like Iran is attacking US ships after one of their commercial ships got taken
>>62133443hes convinced europe is cheap like mexico is cheap lol. and that "explains" the numbers.
>>62133435> correlate that graph with life expectancies, Jamie
>>62133445this is good. they need to escalate this shit and finish it as quickly as possible. dragging it out would be the worst outcome. they should unironically need to make nuke threats if they have to.
>>62133413hmm>>62133417o.o>>62133423>>62133424dummies>>62133419i don't know what you mean
>>62133449> they should unironically need to make nuke threats if they have toLelel, Iran has really shown how satanic burgers really can be insideThey're fighting a righteous cause, I'm certain of it
>>62133445how's that working out for them?
>>62133448I'm correlating it with cancer survival rates but the numbers are just getting worse! This doesn't make sense! My government run healthcare was supposed to be my copium!
*snap*
>>62133457apparently not too bad considering the regime is still in place after almost 50 days and the country which attacked them is desperate for peace
>>62133457>Iran claims it launched massive drone swarm strikes against US Navy ships in the Strait of Hormuz today — retaliation for the US Navy seizing an Iranian vessel & enforcing the blockade. IRGC & state media (Tasnim/Mizan) allege ‘heavy damage’ to USS Abraham Lincoln & others.>US Pentagon/CENTCOM deny any hits or damage
>>62133461Shieeet, those are rookie numbers!
>>62133463didn't ask mohamet>>62133465you'd think iran could back their claims up with actual footage but alas all they have are snarky ai vids
>>62133465>trusting jewcomcome on now
>>62133465>>62133469>inb4 the navy is covering up damagelol the navy wouldn't be able to cover up damage to their ships, their mariners would have cell phone footage of it up in less than an hour for everyone to see.
>>62132874OXY
Male bodyparts clenched and braced for the mandatory 50% dump as soon as the market opens. H*ck. My entire family left me and is off having fun somewhere, I guess.
>>62133465>Trusting FENTCOMIf you believe Trump or any in this admin you are human cattle.
>>62132874>what plays are you making at open?the only ting I'm making is for the exit
Instead of jannies warning random posters who made meanie comments they don't like, why aren't they pruning all the old breads in the catalog?
>>62133481>exitanon...
>>62133448does the cope ever end?
>>62133481
are futes dumping again please say yes
>>62133494eh slightly, -0.77%
>>62133478so are you oil baggies actual BRICS subhumans and you believe iranian state propaganda that posts AI videos and lies constantly?the difference is that western powers fabricate narratives. the dune coons just make overt and grandiose claims that are self-evidently false.
converted bulls are going to trapped super hard if we dip again, everyone and their dog will be full porting calls
What precautions would you take for wealth preservation?
5 mins
>>62133498need sub 7k
>>62133506Getting jacked and fit so some rich gay man can take care of me
New!>>62133517
Barely a minute in and already buried in the red. ACK
New thread!!!>>62133517>>62133517>>62133517
>>62132840It’s not piracy if the world naval police does it. Do you even Imperialism?
