Futes never happen edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62132840
trust our boy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As a long time trump supported I know he has no spine. All part of the deal.The TACO will be glorious.All oil long speculators are terrorists and should be thrown into prison.SIMPLE AS
Thoughts on my technical analysis >pic related
I am going to continue to buy PBR calls. I want 10k worth of PBR calls. September calls.I will sell for 100k
>>62133517I do have to admit I feel like something might actually happen for once.
> futures
NIGGERS
first for adding reparation dividends to the S&P 500 for blacks
How nervous are mumus right now? Axios won't save you this time.
AMD 3-5 year plan
>>62133536just some saber rattling before both agree to a truce.
Surely there's no way to TACO now? Iran won't ever be going to the negotiating table again unless it's for complete american surrender.
>>62133536can the market please expose the bulls for the clowns they are
>>62133517Check the Strait of Hormuz
the first mistake is trying to understand
>there is no oil crisis, goy!
>>62133536AAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAVID AXIOS PLEASESeriously, this rigged shit is getting ridiculous, and it's working every fucking time. Efficient market my FUCKING ASS.
>>62133536yes they will, at 8:30 there will be massive futures purchase and then 10 mins later Iran opens the strait
>>62133545Know pain!
>>62133541we(the entire world) will force them by force if necessary.
>>62133536The only thing I'm nervous about is this dip evaporating before I wake up to slurp it tomorrow.
>futures
Clean the fucking catalog, geez lol
>>62133541people don’t understand Arabs are completely retarded, either you give them what they want or kill them all. They cannot process the idea of compromise and negotiation
>>62133558Not our fault the rest of the board is dead
>>62133558This is why you should ride the thread down to page 10
>>62133558it’s the weekend dood
>>62133536wait for market open to declare victory
>>62133561I've ridden your mom further.
>>62133558
>>62133556do not slurp dips tomorrow if you're in the S&P. some of you are alright
Does a commodities chad of this magnitude even need to bother investing in the stock market?
>>62133565To the archive? That's impressive.
>>62133567it's nice of you to let the shrimp farmers through
>>62133536t. will be cucked by barak ravid at 8am tomorrow
>>62133569>All that gold and never bought a get out of jail free cardNGMI
>>62133556Same. But that's been the theme the other times. Asia crashes then an hour before market opens trump says something about peace and everything is back to ath. Only fucking institutions that can trade pre market makes money.I'm pretty sure this will be a nothing burger tomorrow.I
>>62133567These are my filters for /hr/ at the momentSimps deserve a slow and painful death
In my head my convoluted plan to quickly 2x and 2x again will totally work.
>>62133558Let them compete in the free market commie boy
>nasdaq futes "down" a lil' 0,bitch7
>>62133569look at that cheap metal shelving, no way it would hold that much real gold
Wrestlemania thread? Chez is about to take on Leukemia Joe
>>62133555Motherfucker, if this shit goes long enough I join the fight on the side of the Iranians
>>62133580There's a board for human resources?
What precautions would you take for wealth preservation?
>>62133569>chadHe's dead. >>>/pol/533483395
>>62133601I checked. It's just another porn board. lol
>>62133558we are in a crypto slump right now. makes sense that the designated crypto containment board is slow as molasses rn
>>62133611Another PRC W. I still remember when Western media reported on these until they realised normal people like it when elites don't get a different judicial system than the poors.
>red Friday>red todayI feel bad for east Asia. Their markets always close before Trump tacos. All his market manipulation always fucks them over. At least European markets usually get an hour or two to adapt to the latest truth social.
>>62133612>I checked. It's just another porn board. lolNot the whole thing. It used to be very a comfy and slow-going board of cool miscellaneous topics like trains, art, infographics, etc., one of the comfiest boards on 4chan, but the mods of /tv/ and /sp/ saw it as a dumping ground for the mentally ill simps who were trying to make turn entire boards into threads for the different actresses and female athletes they are obsessed with, so they forced the simps to migrate, and now they've taken over more than 2/3 of the entire board. The simps on /hr/ make me hate zoomers as well
>>62133629I'm sorry to hear this. Than god for the filters, then.
>decide to exercise employee share option instead of paying in a few more months because price was okay / market is retarded>if I don't want to pay tax on it I have to wait on 5-20 working day transfershould have just left it
>>62133629That sucks man. So many boards have lore I'm unaware of.
Be deadass with me bro, is it over?
>>62133580>ice spice
>>62133617if only they would hold at least 50% VOO! lol
>>62133639>So many boards have lore I'm unaware of.don't fall in the rabbit hole
>>62133617He’s all in SGOV
>>62133525>>62133527something happens but not yet
Why didn't you listen?
>>62133629>>62133639Even with my filters on, this is what the current /hr/ catalog looks like. If you look close, you can still see the types of threads that used to fill the entire board. I learned several things about astronomy, cartography, art, biology, and other subjects from these threads, I have a fuckton of high-res pictures downloaded since 2011 when I first came on. >>62133647>don't fall in the rabbit holeIf you guys didn't know, there's a thread on /po/ (the paper and origami board) that has been active since 2016, and it has already reached bump limit (though the mods may be artificially keeping it alive):>>>/po/622919
>>62133653>If you guys didn't know, there's a thread on /po/ (the paper and origami board) that has been active since 2016, and it has already reached bump limit (though the mods may be artificially keeping it alive):This fucking rocks.
this is a generational buying opportunity at -0.8%, do not miss this today
>>62133527
>try to apply for job>mexican HR manager>their email doesn't exist, the email can't be sentAlrightI'm just gonna start yoloing my cash into good shit when it's a good buy and hope for the best. If God loves me, I'll get 5 2xes in a row and never work again. Otherwise I will have to keep working.
>>62133629>The simps on /hr/ make me hate zoomers as wellGod why do they simp so much.
>>62133656Closer to -1,8%
>>62133660Some of you are ok. Don't go to the stock exchange tomorrow.
>>62133656+10%, -1%bears are celebrating lol
>>62133664you stole my joke you llittle shit >>62133568>>62133660it's down -1.8% now? I don't have live futures prices
>>62133667that explains why futures are down 15% on this news.... oh wait.... maybe that twitter poster is wrong?
>>62133669>it's down -1.8% now? I don't have live futures priceslmao no
My life was actually a lot better 2 years ago when I was poorer since at least I could delude myself I'd get in on the ground floor of the next big thing, instead of the market being up 30%.
>>62133669>it's down -1.8% now? I don't have live futures pricesjust use https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/CME_MINI-ES1!/the free version is 10 minutes delayed but it's close enough
>>62133667The rally is not contingent. The Golden Bull Run is. Acceptance is in your benefit. Ask Chuddah for guidance.
Some anon kept posting this. Thoughts?
O wow another weekend where my portfolio drops $1000 on a Sunday
>>62133536i'm uncomfortably horny actually and i don't read news>>62133543if you were here i'd spray you with so much seltzer water *HONK HONK*
>>62133673that's what I use on the desktop app>>62133676thoughts on what? lol>>62133678you get a pass
It's over...
>>62133681Idk thoughts on any of the companies mentioned. I don't have it in me to pay attention to all of them but I think they're right about Chubb. They're going to see a huge boost this week, I feel it in my bones. I feel Chubb in my bones. I'm expecting a very ERECT candle.
>>62133682dang boys we got ourselves a high roller here, a whole five figures
You oil terrorists will be dabbed on
>Oil still pathetically below 90Kek oil baggiesTrump is going to send out his victory truth post and tweet, talk live Monday Morning, and OIL will fucking dump to below 50 to where it fucking belongs.
>>62133689>CALLSLSTwhat did xe mean by this
>>62133691>below 50Is that bullish or bearish? I sincerely don't know who is jewing who anymore. Am I jew? Are you?
Scott Bussy is gonna dab on bobo
>>62133701Only the nose knows.
>>62133703What... doth... LIFE?
>>62133659as a zoomer, it's mental illness and unironically social media frying their brain, they think if they simp they are close to "getting it" in the future as sad as it sound
if futures keep recovering, we will be green by open
this dip is.... pathetic... its higher than it was at friday open...i will never get to slurp again... my paychecks... are sidelined... its over.
>>62133708I'd like to zuck her berg if you know what I mean
>>62133711the funny thing is, I think that's Bezo's girl
>>62133708>if futures keep recoveringNot on my watch. *Buys oil*
>>62133715wow nothing gets past you there champ
>>62133707I always assumed people like that knew there was no chance their favorite twitch streamer with 20,000 viewers had no clue what their name was and would never fuck them but I guess I underestimate the idiocy of the average fag who donates his entire take home pay after rent to some stupid whore.
buddy check out hormuz computor
kek oiloids
>5 years later
>>62133701>>62133705spooky
the donkey meat is being stolen right from underneath us
Checking to see if I got banned for racisme
this is a fakeout recovery, the real dump begins when the options market opens 9:30 EST>>62133739git gud scrub
>>62133731>spookyYea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
>>62133687jealous?
Wait, Palantir is…based?
>>62133745no it's the mirror image of left wing snowflakes but also going ham on police state stuff like it's a good thing somehow the CEO cannot speak more than 3 sentences without sucking his own dick about his diabetes are a super power that makes him 'different' and cool
>>62133745Based, I love Jews now. Am Israel Chai! Praise Saturn!
>>62133745of course theyre denouncing inclusivity. they're making it clear you'll never be an insider/elite
>>62133745no
>>62133753>nowI caught that goy!
>>62133676Bloodbath.Earnings have been a sell off since last quater.
>>62133629I went there to check it out because I thought you were exaggerating. Those guys are truly down bad.
>OIL already dumping to its friday priceFUCKING KEKOIL BAGGIESSTOCK MARKET ALREADY NOT GIVING A FUCKWAR IS OVER, PRICED IN,OIL BAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCHGOLDEN BULL RUN BY DONALD PUMP
been fuckin all weekend what i miss
>>62133766The Iranians are chimping pit but the market doesn’t seem to care
>>62133766Nothing market isn’t open on weekends
palantir are going to save the white race
>>62133779Jews aren’t white
mention HELIOS DEW on chink threads on pol and watch them lose their minds
Would you wear this yes or no
>>62133780palantir will allow us to prolong our extinction
>>62133782maybe if you paid me
>>62133782dunno why this doesnt include mitsubishi bank
You'd think google could capitlize on their AI providing revelent and accurate results for shopping but no it's fucking retarded
>>62133792kek
>>62133782>would i wear an advertisement for freeare you retarded?
>>62133782I wouldn’t wear any of your grok designs. Why the fuck would I wear a shirt of a stock I own? Ultimate geek faggot retard tier
manifesting this by monday open
>>62133792My god that is outstanding. He can't lose in 2028 with memes like this.
>>62133810Tuapse oil export port. Black sea currently. That just leaves Russia Murmansk. Things are getting tight.
>>62133815Forgot vid.
>>OIL already dumping to its friday price>FUCKING KEK>OIL BAGGIESReddit space.>STOCK MARKET ALREADY NOT GIVING A FUCKReddit space.>WAR IS OVER, PRICED IN,Reddit space.>OIL BAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCHReddit space.>GOLDEN BULL RUN BY DONALD PUMP
I bought weekly puts the last few weeks and got heemed every time, but this week it WILL be different and they'll print.
>>62133810Even if it happened futures won't move up much. Wall Street's oil algo bots are set to dump mode.
>>62133819AGAIN?Tuapse, moar like prolapse LMAO
>>62133822>Wall Street's oil algo botsMy nigs
>>62133676>chubb annaly
>>62133676>Thoughts?That anon is lazy. The old anon used to put a cozy frog image themed for the week on there so you knew it had that /smg/ flair.
>>62133823Again, yes.
>>62133810>get attacked by superpower on the other side of the planet>declare war on all your immediate neighborsThe arab mind is a wonder to behold
>>62133830Actually it appears that I'm the lazy one because I didn't actually look at the image before I posted that... I kneel
>>62133815Russia had a chance to embrace the petrodollar in Feb, didn't, and now Ukraine is blowing up their export capability. Coincidence? I think not.The Ukraine war ends in the collapse of Russia and if China doesn't get too uppity with the west we'll let them take Siberia instead of Taiwan. If you want to know why China isn't taking direct military action on behalf of it's "allies" That and as we're seeing in Iran, Chinese weapons systems aren't good enough to beat US weapons. Drone spam isn't adequate
>>62133835Lol I was gonna say, it's in there, I didn't notice it at first either.
>>62133832where do you think the yids get it from
>>62133792Lost it at Vance destroying the Shaheds with his eyes
>>62133527computer show me nude tayne
Those who bless Israel (buy the dip) will be blessed, those who curse Israel (short the S&P 500) will be cursed.Shrimple as.
Jeff Bezos out here singlehandedly putting ASTS out of business. Space niggers can't get it up without assistance
I am coming up with a new SOXL t shirt design, stand by
>>62133839My apologies
>>62133743>thy rod and thy staff they comfort meI'll bet they do gayboy
THE NIKKEI AND KOSPI ARE UP KEK. WE’RE GOIN GREEN TOMORROW BOYS
People keep saying the SpaceX IPO is going to be the biggest exit liquidity dump in history. First off, how is this any different than OpenAI or Anthropic going public? Second off, what is liquidity?
>>62133863>what is liquidity?smartest /biz/ poster
>>62133863liquidity is a term used to describe semen leaking out of a man's asshole
>>62133815vladivostok my beloved
okay would you guys wear this yes or no be honest.
>>62133863i remember when FB IPOd at 100B and Morgan Stanley had to step in and protect the IPO price.Then it fell 30% over the next few months and all the talking heads questioned if they could really make money on mobile. now its a 1.5T company. so i dont think anyone knows how certain IPOs will do long term.
>>62133868it will sell on tiktok
>>62133868None of your designs are good. Please stop
>>62133859heck yeah
>>62133871i can agree with thisjust make it more vaporwavey with the design. grid background, pastel colors
>>62133859Nikkei is down though?
>>62133863>First off, how is this any different than OpenAI or Anthropic going public?pretty much the same>Second off, what is liquidity?most ipos are a bad investment, to buy on the day it goes publicgreat time for the people who already have private shares to sell, in other words, dump their shares onto the publicmeaning you are the exit liquidity.I am looking to buy spacex stock, 6 months to a year after the ipo
>>62133872>None of your designs are good. Please stopbe nicesome of them cool
mister jerome pleasewe need a hyper modesoon mister jerome
>>62133868give me a smg hoodie and im sold.
>>62133871okay but its gonna cost me about 70 dollars to make and ship them, plus how many can I realistically sell before Direxion sues me
>>62133888wastedshameful
>>62133888cant you just link them to Redbubble or something? i sell stuff on there i dont really own.
>>62133538>be team red>have 5 year plansHail stalin
>>62133885This is so fucking retarded. I can't wait for the US casualty numbers to leak so the blow instils some sense into it.
>>62133885Nonsense market continues! Only up!!
>>62133897China just reported 5% growth for Q1 and some other good stuff. its not all about Iran.
Shills and bullniggers can't visualize, nay comprehend, the feasible economic polytope.
>>62133868If I was looking to meet korean twinks at a gay bar in seoul sure.
>>62133897
Any miner wizard here?Any opinions on:ABXIvanhoe Electric Amerigo
I'm going to buy bear spreads every single day until this market learns it's damn lesson !
>>62133703This was the only show that really made sense of life.
>>62133875I'll make nudes more vaporwavey starting with yours.
>mfw didn't know kalshi even existed 6 months agoIf I had I could have rapidly moved my money out of coinbase and robinhood to bet on the virginia AG election. I would have made a boatload. Fuck polymarket to hell for not servicing americans.
>>62133868Doesn't have David SOXL on it.
how do other countries dump trillions of us treasuries while the currency and exchange rate stay the same? where does the money go? doesn't the dollar or yields eventually has to drop?claude seem to think it goes into gold but i dont get it :(
>>62133927Pfft, it goes into buying oil you dumb fuck.
>>62133856>gayboyI know you are but what am I?
MRVL up big on that Google TPU rumor
war? bullish.peace? bullish.energy spike? bullish.energy excess? bullish.nothing happening? panic.you may screencap this post.
>>62133930>>62133856>I know you are but what am I?That comeback wasn't just the ultimate in terms of power level, it's also biblical.
>>62133863>>62133868Your typical IPO works like this:>Business debuts at x valuation (usually slightly undervalued)>Prices initially pump, then stabilize for the next few months>When shareholder lockup ends (existing shareholders are typically locked out of selling their shares for 6 months to protect the price of the IPO shares) there is a sharp drop in price, followed by a long drawdown as more shareholders panic sell because "price go down">Eventually the price rounds out and begins to rise, and finally reaches its actual fair market valuation which is usually slightly above the IPO priceThe retards panic selling because the price is falling is your "liquidity event".
habbeding
>>62133868have a shirt design
>>62133942nothing in the back...?
>>62133942>>62133868Is this the start of /smg/ forming a circular economy or something? Can we use one another to launder money at least? I fucking hate taxes.
>>62133943there were thoughts to have put bobina's ass there or otherwise the logo to four chan or maybe "short" written from top to bottom and "long" written from bottom to top so as to have read"s gh no or lt"but it had been left to have been drawn up later
henlo!mister jerome!bls halppp!
Tomorrow willBe green Just watch
Soxl. That is all.
>>62133943
>>62133942This is maybe the worst shit I have ever laid eyes on and if you’re even 1 percent serious you should fuck off posthaste
>>62133956oil baggie?
South Koreans pulled off a cheeky transponder off crossing
>>62133959WE'RE SO BACK! PUMP THE STOCKS UP!
is there any downside to all world ETF for 30 years if I want to retire earlierno schizo answers
>>62133959based
NIGGER MONDAY INCOMING
>>62133527It didn't, it doesn't, and it won't.
>>62133962I guess heavy USD and USA exposure with everything being in stocks, but that's part of the point. May want to get at least partially into metals and other assets.
>>62133955desu
>>62133962Nothing bad. Buying and holding the global index is the way to go. Everything else is gambling.
>>62133900>believing the nonsense growth numbers from the CCP that just so happen to coincide with their growth targetssums up this clown market, the chinese have been fudging their numbers since covid
>>62133975>the chinese have been fudging their numbers since covid
>>62133975talk to the traders in Asia.
theme for tomorrow's opening bell: https://youtu.be/Fhsyxp0JPxE
>>62133937>>I know you are but what am I?>That comeback wasn't just the ultimate in terms of power level, it's also biblical.I am what I am. And you know what they say... it takes one to know one. *wags eyebrows suggestively*
>>62133986hence why I said clown marketlike this will be the 4th year they just so happen to have growth around 5% after their anemic numbers in 2022? when their growth target is 5%?
>cnn not posting futures for the first time ever I know its going to go up but the desperation behind this pump is like nothing I've ever seen, not durring covid, not in april, never.
>>62133942I say add bull chanor whatever she's called
>>62133994>says there'll be five percent growth>there's five percent growth>says something about a strait>prints trillions via fed and fhlbprecision and predictions scare the baggie
