>remember, 8-4 is 7-5 since you cannot teleport to work!>don’t be late, wagie!
>>62133713Someday, one day... I-i will beat you, mr bezos!
>Guzzling the cum of the pedophilic elitesAre you under 18?
Remember working five days per week is five days that you're making more money than OP. Even if it's flipping burgers. Amazing right?
>>62133854he is worth 200bn i would guzzle his cum everyday for 1% of his NW.
>>621337138-4? but what about our mandatory unpaid one hour lunch? how else am I expected to keep this round figure?
>>62133713Tick tock
>>62133713And remember 7-5 is more like 6am-10pm because you have to get up early for work, prepare you work lunch, prepare your work clothes, get into your work clothes, brush your work teeth, think about work and how it's nearly time to go to work. Then when you get home you think more about work, maybe you had a bad day maybe a bareable day but either way you think about work, perhaps you even talk about your work day with yourself or others. Then when you are getting into bed you are setting your alarm for work, thinking about how you have to go to work tomorrow and do it(work) all over again.
>>62133713I almost quit a high-paying job after I was involuntarily switched from one location to another which increased my commute from 10 to 30+ minutes. Thankfully I stuck with it and eventually bought a house near the new area.
>>62133904Put a muzzle on you fucking guzzler. Have some shame
>>62134420You also have to trim your pubic hair, you don't want the secretary to get it in her teeth. It's modern slavery.
>>62134465>>62134420So it is 24/7 and life is work and there is no work life balance.
Who else is neeting with rich parents?
>>62133713I love this one. dont forget the 30-60 unpaid! lunch break.
>>6213447810% of Americans have 1m. 2.5% have 1m excluding a primary home. No one is rich. Back to work, wagie!
>>62133713i live 5mins walk from my job and i dont start until 10am
>>62133837Nah, you'll deal in the real world before getting tossed into an unmarked grave and promptly forgotten. Just goycattle things.
>>62134503You work at wal mart.
>>62134511kek guess again fagcuck
>>62134600Idk. I am retired.
>>62133713You're forgetting my unpaid lunch Mr. Bezos
>>62134434fuck off asshole like you wouldnt either for 2 fucking billion dollars
>>62135680I wouldn’t suck a dick for all the money in the world because I’m not a FLAMING FAGGOTSorry you can’t relate.
If you're not early you're late. Make sure you have prepared your coffee and are bright eyed and bushy tailed ready to clockin and get to work.
>>62133713what work?
use the picture of him eating an iguana next, i love that one
