stop loss ruins lives edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previously on /smg/>>62133517
>>62134336Hmm, Europe open hasn’t been that bad, a crash doesn’t seem likely
>>62134339So you´re saying bears were wrong again.
I have 20,000 dollars liquid just sitting in my account. Should i invest in stocks or crypto right now?
>>62134336>stop loss ruins livesI mean yes they ruin the lives of the morons who use stop losses to realise their lossesI only use stop losses to realise my gains in case a stock I'm green with suddenly dips
>>62134339It's that 4D chess move of doing a blockade on a blockade. Trust the plan guys, the Patriots are in charge.
>>62134339>>62134341why would anything happen?it is all talksif US decides to bomb/take action, oil will actually move hard
Black Monday incoming. Panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.
>>62134344So voluptuous. That kind of body is what you would see to inspire a feminine fertility statue
>longed oil Friday>massively up today>set trailing stop >profit no matter what fake news dropsThanks for the free money mumus!
>/smg/ tells me something is gonna happen>go to bed>wake up>check futures>nothing is happeningevery god damn monday
>>62134348Literally because some random douchebag on twitter said so. This is fucking /pol/ tier "it's happening" when nothing ever happens. The closest we got to a real crash was during Covid-19 but that was because we had retards who thought closing parts of the global economy down would be a good idea...
so let me get this straight - this jet fuel crisis is bc of the refineries that are not based in the affected region (Approximately 8.6% of global jet fuel is produced (refined) in the Persian Gulf region) have 1/5 less supply of crude and are refusing to take that 1/5th out of their profits bc a dude that needs to get laid is in a no blinking contest with some sand monkey? >drone blimps powered by female natural gas
looked into my portfolio... you faggots promised me blood red numbers but its pretty much a nothing burger. we might unironically end up green at the end of the day.
>>62134356reminder that billionaires almost doubled their money during the pandemic
>>62134356Well, I can get at least partially behind panic selling in uncertain times, even this time around during initial shock, but this Monday is clearly a nothingburger so far. Even if full on strikes resume it shouldn't move the needle by that much. Honestly even infrastructure hitting or boots on the ground shouldn't create massive shifts by now.
>>62134363isn't it just filling the gap right now? shits gonna go down soon.
>>62134363Most of the thread was calling it pretty much a nothingburger. I myself was claiming that we're quite likely to get back to green by Tuesday close, but that most likely depends upon the incoming Truth media posts. The short term bottom is behind us.
Another day, another dawn, another day of making GAINS.My longs? Ready to print. HIT IT
So when the ceasefire ends, and we see ground troops, how long are we gonna be able to keep up the monday cope post bit we've been doing this last month?
>>62134387There won't be troops on the ground. The ceasefire will continue. We pump today
>>62134387No one cares anymore about this strait shit anymore, its boring, we´re moving on to the next storyline.
>On Friday, at 8:24 AM ET, there was a sudden surge in buying volume in S&P 500 futures as $325 million worth of longs were purchased.>This is the same exact timestamp that $760 million worth of oil shorts were taken.>Just 21 minutes later, Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi said the "Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open.">By 12:45 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had surged to a new record high with this $325 million trade profiting +$50 million in 4 hours.>That's +$50 million over the same exact timeline as oil traders made +$70 million on shorts.anyone else sick of this afro-american homosexual market?
>>62134392What's the next story line?
Is that fuckin' strait open or closed today, I've stopped counting now.
>>62134396Monday to friday: openFriday night to sunday: closed
>>62134395We're currently back on the AI bubble + private equity season with USD ending as global reserve currency. The stagflation is the latest episode due to increased inflation and supply shortages of things like helium and fertilizers. Next fresh show should be Cuba.
>Futures are already moving towards greenfucking KEK
>>62134344i would put it all in AMC
>>62134396closed until people like pic rel can't afford beer sabres
>>62134394>$325 million trade profiting +$50 million in 4 hours.that is nothing kek. why would you profit less than +20% instead of leveraging to the tits with full insider information about the taco tweet? everyone knows there is some weird shit going on, they dont try to hide it either, nobody prosecutes these niggers and still they dont pick a position with the fattest leverage imaginable?
>>62134395Midterms probably, unless Trump has another chimpout before then.
>>62134387just 2 more weeks
>>62134418insider trader usually sizes trades for plausible deniability and liquidity not for impressing smiggers onlineit's also become a weekly occurrence at this point
panicans dont get to cum
>>62134427Edging is the thinking man's way.
>>62134432edging is a young mans game, when you get older you just piss it out later
>>62134425>do it once, one extremely disgusting 0dte options trade, massive outrage, everyone is disgusted, the news talking about it>deniability -> "lol i just felt like gambling everything and somehow the stars aligned>everyone forgets about it in the next orange nigger tweetor>do it "small", but ALL at once (instead of for example doing multiple orders across several hours before the nuke)>repeating every single week>you could ask a hermit about insider trading going on and they would know about it>no memory hole, in fact, constant spam of the scandal.at this point (((they))) are simply mocking the market
any good buys for open?
>>62134336>safety always OFFhe's just like me fr
also why do people care that much about the asts sat not getting into orbit issue?it is literally just 1 satellite out of dozens they will ship within the year?
>>621343968 AM to 11 AM: Open for all11 AM to 14 PM: Open for ships blessed by Allah14 PM to 17 PM: Open for godless heathens17 PM to 21 PM: Closed for weapon maintenance and prep21 PM to 6 AM: Closed for regular bombardments6 AM to 8 PM: Free-for-all
Signs of a possible TACO incoming, only thing preventing this in my opinion is the extra pressure the blockade puts on Iran forcing them to degree to us demands without it there they may just stall for time but a cold peace with no resolution may just be the finale result, but long term this may be bad for oil prices as Iran in that case will be sitting their basically intact
>>62134481israel aint gonna let zion don taco forever
Down 700 USD today
>>62134481Revving up for the TACO.
>>62134486It’s so funny to juxtapose his truth social self with his actual demeanor. That admin is going to have a lot to say if we survive this
So heres whats gonna happen. Iran is gonna go to the peace talks even though they said they wouldnt. Trump is gonna TACO and remove the blockade in favor of the iranians opening hormuz again. Peace + full hormussy open by end of the week. stocks up oil down
>>62134499>Iran is gonna go to the peace talks even though they said they wouldn'ti wouldn't be to sure , if what we have heard from internal Iranian sources is true, Iranian demands are going to be much more hardline due to the IRGC taking control of both military response and negotiations
>>62134499Invasion on Thursday and Tel Aviv nuked on Friday
Fellow bear cubs, why won’t this month go our way?
>>62134502but then again if he wants out no matter what, although i can see the ceasefire running out and Israel immediately resuming strikes >>62134493any other sources on this, quite interested in reading what white house aides are reporting on this
I'm gonna goon to tranies for the 3rd time this morning
>>62134504Market giga pumps on talks of a ceasefire on Monday.
>>62134507That was the journal, but I’ll try to dredge up more aide tell-all stuff. NYT and the Atlantic have stuff on it too IIRC
>>62134481>allegedly someone told Trump what everyone has known ages agoThat changes... nothing?
bull-bros... we got too cocky...it's over...
>>62134396Nobody even cares anymore. And that's a good thing.
My longs? ReadyNow, waiting for Axios, Walter Bloomberg and The Kobussy Letter to start postmaxxing fake news.Another day, another dawn, another day of making gains
>>62134517Ch'yah.With a full moon approaching this quickly.
Why come when I buy calls it goes down boss?
>>62134530Easy, brother. Axios and Walter will save you.
>>62134441More oil shorts
>>62134514thanks
Baggler FOMOd lmfao.
pool's closed and they've been airlifting hardware into the gulf nonstop the entire ceasefire
Whats the expectations for today guys? I think it will be a V turn midday. So dump early.
>>62134562Slight red, unless Don comes up with some amazing TRUTH/TACO post.
> futures
>>62134562bullshit followed by more bullshit
