stop loss ruins lives edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previously on /smg/>>62133517
>>62134336Hmm, Europe open hasn’t been that bad, a crash doesn’t seem likely
>>62134339So you´re saying bears were wrong again.
I have 20,000 dollars liquid just sitting in my account. Should i invest in stocks or crypto right now?
>>62134336>stop loss ruins livesI mean yes they ruin the lives of the morons who use stop losses to realise their lossesI only use stop losses to realise my gains in case a stock I'm green with suddenly dips
>>62134339It's that 4D chess move of doing a blockade on a blockade. Trust the plan guys, the Patriots are in charge.
>>62134339>>62134341why would anything happen?it is all talksif US decides to bomb/take action, oil will actually move hard
Black Monday incoming. Panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.
>>62134344So voluptuous. That kind of body is what you would see to inspire a feminine fertility statue
>longed oil Friday>massively up today>set trailing stop >profit no matter what fake news dropsThanks for the free money mumus!
>/smg/ tells me something is gonna happen>go to bed>wake up>check futures>nothing is happeningevery god damn monday
>>62134348Literally because some random douchebag on twitter said so. This is fucking /pol/ tier "it's happening" when nothing ever happens. The closest we got to a real crash was during Covid-19 but that was because we had retards who thought closing parts of the global economy down would be a good idea...
so let me get this straight - this jet fuel crisis is bc of the refineries that are not based in the affected region (Approximately 8.6% of global jet fuel is produced (refined) in the Persian Gulf region) have 1/5 less supply of crude and are refusing to take that 1/5th out of their profits bc a dude that needs to get laid is in a no blinking contest with some sand monkey? >drone blimps powered by female natural gas
looked into my portfolio... you faggots promised me blood red numbers but its pretty much a nothing burger. we might unironically end up green at the end of the day.
>>62134356reminder that billionaires almost doubled their money during the pandemic
>>62134356Well, I can get at least partially behind panic selling in uncertain times, even this time around during initial shock, but this Monday is clearly a nothingburger so far. Even if full on strikes resume it shouldn't move the needle by that much. Honestly even infrastructure hitting or boots on the ground shouldn't create massive shifts by now.
>>62134363isn't it just filling the gap right now? shits gonna go down soon.
>>62134363Most of the thread was calling it pretty much a nothingburger. I myself was claiming that we're quite likely to get back to green by Tuesday close, but that most likely depends upon the incoming Truth media posts. The short term bottom is behind us.
Another day, another dawn, another day of making GAINS.My longs? Ready to print. HIT IT
So when the ceasefire ends, and we see ground troops, how long are we gonna be able to keep up the monday cope post bit we've been doing this last month?
>>62134387There won't be troops on the ground. The ceasefire will continue. We pump today
>>62134387No one cares anymore about this strait shit anymore, its boring, we´re moving on to the next storyline.
>On Friday, at 8:24 AM ET, there was a sudden surge in buying volume in S&P 500 futures as $325 million worth of longs were purchased.>This is the same exact timestamp that $760 million worth of oil shorts were taken.>Just 21 minutes later, Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi said the "Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open.">By 12:45 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had surged to a new record high with this $325 million trade profiting +$50 million in 4 hours.>That's +$50 million over the same exact timeline as oil traders made +$70 million on shorts.anyone else sick of this afro-american homosexual market?
>>62134392What's the next story line?
Is that fuckin' strait open or closed today, I've stopped counting now.
>>62134396Monday to friday: openFriday night to sunday: closed
>>62134395We're currently back on the AI bubble + private equity season with USD ending as global reserve currency. The stagflation is the latest episode due to increased inflation and supply shortages of things like helium and fertilizers. Next fresh show should be Cuba.
>Futures are already moving towards greenfucking KEK
>>62134344i would put it all in AMC
>>62134396closed until people like pic rel can't afford beer sabres
>>62134394>$325 million trade profiting +$50 million in 4 hours.that is nothing kek. why would you profit less than +20% instead of leveraging to the tits with full insider information about the taco tweet? everyone knows there is some weird shit going on, they dont try to hide it either, nobody prosecutes these niggers and still they dont pick a position with the fattest leverage imaginable?
>>62134395Midterms probably, unless Trump has another chimpout before then.
>>62134387just 2 more weeks
>>62134418insider trader usually sizes trades for plausible deniability and liquidity not for impressing smiggers onlineit's also become a weekly occurrence at this point
panicans dont get to cum
>>62134427Edging is the thinking man's way.
>>62134432edging is a young mans game, when you get older you just piss it out later
>>62134425>do it once, one extremely disgusting 0dte options trade, massive outrage, everyone is disgusted, the news talking about it>deniability -> "lol i just felt like gambling everything and somehow the stars aligned>everyone forgets about it in the next orange nigger tweetor>do it "small", but ALL at once (instead of for example doing multiple orders across several hours before the nuke)>repeating every single week>you could ask a hermit about insider trading going on and they would know about it>no memory hole, in fact, constant spam of the scandal.at this point (((they))) are simply mocking the market
any good buys for open?
>>62134336>safety always OFFhe's just like me fr
also why do people care that much about the asts sat not getting into orbit issue?it is literally just 1 satellite out of dozens they will ship within the year?
>>621343968 AM to 11 AM: Open for all11 AM to 14 PM: Open for ships blessed by Allah14 PM to 17 PM: Open for godless heathens17 PM to 21 PM: Closed for weapon maintenance and prep21 PM to 6 AM: Closed for regular bombardments6 AM to 8 PM: Free-for-all
Signs of a possible TACO incoming, only thing preventing this in my opinion is the extra pressure the blockade puts on Iran forcing them to degree to us demands without it there they may just stall for time but a cold peace with no resolution may just be the finale result, but long term this may be bad for oil prices as Iran in that case will be sitting their basically intact
>>62134481israel aint gonna let zion don taco forever
Down 700 USD today
>>62134481Revving up for the TACO.
>>62134486It’s so funny to juxtapose his truth social self with his actual demeanor. That admin is going to have a lot to say if we survive this
So heres whats gonna happen. Iran is gonna go to the peace talks even though they said they wouldnt. Trump is gonna TACO and remove the blockade in favor of the iranians opening hormuz again. Peace + full hormussy open by end of the week. stocks up oil down
>>62134499>Iran is gonna go to the peace talks even though they said they wouldn'ti wouldn't be to sure , if what we have heard from internal Iranian sources is true, Iranian demands are going to be much more hardline due to the IRGC taking control of both military response and negotiations
>>62134499Invasion on Thursday and Tel Aviv nuked on Friday
Fellow bear cubs, why won’t this month go our way?
>>62134502but then again if he wants out no matter what, although i can see the ceasefire running out and Israel immediately resuming strikes >>62134493any other sources on this, quite interested in reading what white house aides are reporting on this
I'm gonna goon to tranies for the 3rd time this morning
>>62134504Market giga pumps on talks of a ceasefire on Monday.
>>62134507That was the journal, but I’ll try to dredge up more aide tell-all stuff. NYT and the Atlantic have stuff on it too IIRC
>>62134481>allegedly someone told Trump what everyone has known ages agoThat changes... nothing?
bull-bros... we got too cocky...it's over...
>>62134396Nobody even cares anymore. And that's a good thing.
My longs? ReadyNow, waiting for Axios, Walter Bloomberg and The Kobussy Letter to start postmaxxing fake news.Another day, another dawn, another day of making gains
>>62134517Ch'yah.With a full moon approaching this quickly.
Why come when I buy calls it goes down boss?
>>62134530Easy, brother. Axios and Walter will save you.
>>62134441More oil shorts
>>62134514thanks
Baggler FOMOd lmfao.
pool's closed and they've been airlifting hardware into the gulf nonstop the entire ceasefire
Whats the expectations for today guys? I think it will be a V turn midday. So dump early.
>>62134562Slight red, unless Don comes up with some amazing TRUTH/TACO post.
> futures
>>62134562bullshit followed by more bullshit
>>62134336Was taking 120k out of voo and into vxus a huge mistake? Some anons convinced me a decades long trend had reversed. I feel like I want to put it back but now voo is up massively and vxus is barely up. Fuck.
>>62134580
>>62134583
>>62134580>he fell for tranny propaganda
Those who bless Israel (buy the dip) will be blessed, those who curse Israel (short the S&P 500) will be cursed.
Big defence/aerospace week ahead no way they miss after the Iran shit show.>>62134562Crabbing until Donnie declares another war has been ended thanks to him.
>>62134583What does this mean
>>62134580It was a mistake because Iran bullshit definitely hit everyone outside US first and harder.I wouldn't go back in now though
wait he taco´d already? attack on iran shop was nothing burger?
So this is it? The market literally just goes up forever?
>>62134599
>>62134599something something irrational longer then you remain solvent
>Morning>See this dude on my feed>Make moneySIMPLE AS
>>62134606kekevery single time
so the current meta is to just kill every iranian in power and get them replaced until you find the people who are going to negotiate in your favor because they are scared of dying. thats smart ngl.
Heads up, Iran is no longer being lead by the mullahs, it's led by the IRGC and that Bloomberg-terminal using minister who gives vibe trading tips on Twatter.
>>62134614It's crazy. It's always Axios, Walter Bloomberg and The Kobussy Letter. It has never been this easy to make money as a trader.
Placed an order for a straddle on spy before market close.. realizing only now that my puts neverfilled.How’s it going bull bros??
>>62134599>>62134604>>62134605Isn’t the whole point of an index fund to kick out loser stocks when they lose and replace them with winners?
>>62134606>i-i'll attend the peace talks, b-but it's not because I like you or anything Trump-samaIran is such a tsundere.
>>62134606I will definitely be taking the word of two anonymous pakis as gospel
>>62134622big money move slow and together
>>62134631I think that's how it went the last time.
>>62134619is that a good thing? political infighting seems good from our point of view, isnt it?
>>62134597helloooooooooooreplyyyyyyyyyyyyydo we buy agaaaaaaaaaaaain?
>>62134631It doesn't matter lol. It always begins with axios, walter or kobussy. Then thousands of accounts start copying them. And we pump. Monday to friday. Simple as.
>>62134643sure, until we don't. how do you know when the Big Rug is coming?
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO BEGIN REFUNDING $166 BILLION IN TARIFFS
>>62134646Of course, we can't continue like this everyday.
>>62134638Yea it over for Iran, they’re getting balkanized in real time. Remember these people brought 70 delegates despite saying they weren’t negotiating.
>>62134649Kek - baggie. Worst deal in the history of deals.
>>62134649bullish for stonks
>>62134590>>62134597smokes, lets go. you guys are dumb as fuck
>>62134649PVMP
Drumpf you FUCK you were meant to dump first so I can buy the dip and then pump!
Got gold?https://www.futura-sciences.com/en/gold-nanoparticles-just-solved-a-solar-energy-mystery-baffling-experts-for-decades_29973/
>tripfag troon calling anyone else dumblol
>>62134649Holy cow I can't believe foreign countries are agreeing to give 166B!
PFFFT here we go HAHAHAHHA
I went balls deep yall
>>62134669This retard is so dumb he thinks I'm a troon. I almost feel bad for him boss.
>>62134673>>62134606wow what convenient timing
>>62134675buy high sell low
>>62134679>sellnever sell
>>62134673Specifically, he said "they'll happen the nice way, or the hard way". We don't have a TACO quite yet
>>62134682>muh vix So this dumb nigger doesn’t actually want to destroy anything, he just wants to buy META at a $1 per share?
you are a troon shit eating tripfag troon
>>62134682I wish that tweet was real, because it really should be
>>62134682isnt he basically asking for it? there is a limit to how smug one person can act during war times.
>>62134336Would (You) buy this chart?
>>62134336MRVL
>journalists don't know what a tanker is>use the term interchangeably with container shipsyou don't hate them enough
AMD Anthropic rumor
>>62134599it has been going up for hundreds of years why would it stop now
Next wall is at 2.2s AMC chads
WTF GUYS IT'S PUMPING NOWWWW
>>62134599are earnings going up?
>>62134673>not peace>not peace talks>but "there are a chance for future talks"
>>62134698>ALLAHU ACKBAR!!! TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT!!! RUN RIGHT THROUGH THE BLOCKADE!!!!>THIS IS US NAVY WAR SHIP 123 WE ARE GOING TO BLOW YOU THE FUCK UP IF YOU DON'T TURN AROUND!>ALLLAAH IS GREAT!!! WE ARE GOING TO BREAK YOUR BLOCKADE!!! TACO!! TACO!! TACO!!>AWE FUCK!!! WE JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK UP!!!lmao iranians are so funny boss.
Nice dip ya got there. Be a shame if it was completely bought up before open.
anon, infq and astsdo they look like solid buys at current levels?
>>62134710good morning baby! there's always a chance to talk. that's always an option. know that.
hmm let's see> it's a Monday in 2026> futures opened -0.7%> david axios and don tweeted all morning> bleeds up to 0% by open> day ends +1.5-1.8% for the 14th time in a rowfrankly I'm a little tired
>>62134580getting completely out of the american market is a mistake I thinkbut if the sell america trade continues, and international stocks outperform us stocks again, then you could see another year of thatbut I'd just split the difference.right now I am mostly american stocks, with a few international stocks. and that matches the overall market cap percentages
>>62134580Yes because you're chasing past performance.
>>62134678>wow what convenient timingeven iran is playing the game of tapdancing around market close and market openI knew this would magically resolve itself
word on the street is markets will start reflecting reality this week
anyone holding intc through earnings? everyone is talking about ai agents, saying cpu is the new bottleneck. do you guys think it's true? or just more games to emotionally manipulate me and harvest my loosh?
>>62134719>hmm let's see>> it's a Monday in 2026>> futures opened -0.7%>> david axios and don tweeted all morning>> bleeds up to 0% by open>> day ends +1.5-1.8% for the 14th time in a row>frankly I'm a little tiredI thought the giga crazy rally might actually end todayit has to end some time right?but never over a weekend. that was my mistakerally drops to zig zag on wednesday. that's itif we get to friday again, then guaranteed monday will be green
>>62134738it already does. time to wake up bobo
Hold on panicans, there is always a pump after a dump. D.J.T
>>62134745i have fucked up discs in my neck, this would either be the best thing or the worst thing to ever happen to me
>>62134740the stock has gone up a lot. then it went up a lot after that.it now has a forward PE of 120. I would sellmaybe buy txn instead
Are we supposed to panic or is trump going to chicken out boss?
>>62134707Nice doxing you imbecile
>that /ES green candleThe twinkle in Donny’s eye
what news is coming outIdk whether to buy the dip or not
>>62134752it isnt trump chickening outneither is iranthey are both scared shitless about the negative affects on their economy, neither want hormuz to be blocked, both sides want the resolve, just slightly on their termsthere wont be another big dip desu, markets also indicate this
i will buy soxl calls at open. wish me luck mumusisters
The Fed is ramping up the buying. Bullish
>>62134759You forgot to mention Israel
>>62134760Based
>>62134759if neither side backs down, and they continue to kick the can eventually the can is going to end up really far away. This could be good or bad for the economies of either side, and lead to things like higher unemployment and if the Irananians put explosives in the can innocent people could get hurt boss.
>>62134764they're probably USS Libertying ships right now
it just keeps going back up, to 7145lol, lmao even
>>62134710>>62134684>anonymous officials state>a unnamed source close to >according to senior officials>it is understood that anyones im missing
