How do I long the human connection?
>>62135111>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neetGet a bow and arrowsGet a chestGet a small shovelGet a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the modGo to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chestDig a deep holePut bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.Close chest up very tightly.Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHERfinal stepIf you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lavaIf you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
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I wanna taste teen love
>>62135111>and all of the children are the neighbour's
>>62135111Holy trips, if she were good looking enough, I'd probably ask her to marry me.
>>62135111>>62135307>>62135555I was punished for being the good guy in my teens.If any 16 - 19 year olds are reading this. HAVE SEX with any hot/cute/mid girl that's into you. Just trust me.>32yo virgin that was given 50 different chances to fuck hot teens and early 20s women but didn't do it out of fear and a false sense of morality.Don't end up like me...
>>62135849I missed opportunities and still scored at 18. Its overrated.
>>62135916I've had foreplay with 5 different women. Probably made-out with like 20. Just never had full-blown sex, nor have I ever came from a blowjob/handjob. I've tasted 2 pussies though and had about 5 different blowjobs.
>>62135927lmao so you suck a girl's clit for a few minutes, tell the girl you need to stop and pray to Jesus, and then leave?
>>62135849>false sense of moralitythe thing that pisses me off most about society.
>>62135849>but didn't do it out of fear and a false sense of morality.didn't try to pursue a relationship? "That false sense of morality" is what upheld society for millennia. Just doesn't work alone. But playing the "fuck you got mine" game only breeds societal dysfunction despite the individual success.
>>62136044I'm Agnostic... so it's even worse. I tried dating a couple of Christian girls, but I didn't want to go to church every Sunday for multiple hours.
>>62135555Checked but who cares about teen pussy? Just buy a hatsune miku real doll if you're into that stuff
>>62136376I wanted a relationship, but the hot girls that wanted to date me were all complete degens with 20 body-counts at 19 years old, or actually mentally unstable, like severe anxious attachment disorders, or blamed me for cheating because I was 10 minutes late to the beach.The ugly girls that liked me were, well, ugly and/or fat, and to this day I'm still not attracted to fat, dysgenic and/or former drug addicted women. So that's out of the question.My best two relationships were Christian girls that went to church every Sunday. One's dad was even a bishop. We had basically the same values, both found each other very attractive and our dates went great. Both wanted 4 or 5 kids with me, etc. They knew I wasn't religious, but they would keep on insisting I go to church with them every Sunday, which eventually became annoying and kind of uncomfortable.It doesn't help that I live in the rural midwest, so my options are tiny already. I don't hate any of the women I dated. It just is what it is.
>>62135849I was virgin until 30 and married a 19yo virgin. Don't listen to this degenerate faggot. Stay chaste and trust God.t. married 10 years and have 3 kids
>>62136519>My best two relationships were Christian girls that went to church every Sunday. One's dad was even a bishop. We had basically the same values, both found each other very attractive and our dates went great. Both wanted 4 or 5 kids with me, etc. They knew I wasn't religious, but they would keep on insisting I go to church with them every Sunday, which eventually became annoying and kind of uncomfortable.I understand you are not religious. And quite frankly Christianity is a hollowed out husk in today's society. That being said, you still have Christian values just by having grown up in the US. I highly highly highly recommend reading pic related or listening to the author talk about it. Basically the US and Europe, the Christendom essentially could not exist without a certain quack of a Jew being sacrificed and executed in a humiliating way on the cross. When you learn about where we came from, how our judicial system was built around abiding by said quack's teachings, and how decayed society is now, while understanding we're being deliberately sabotaged by our enemies, you'll have greater motivation to go to church and pay attention. Granted churches are pozzed as fuck and that's part of the decay of society. But the first step is to build up the reverence for the foundation of all we hold dear. Or else we get our heads chopped off and let Islam take over.https://annas-archive.gd/md5/ee76e41275e64becb3b7421a7b0d9204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGYeufhM8Zk
>>62135555>>62135849>>62136496My college friends would always reminisce about have bf/gf in highschool and rushing home from school to each other houses and have sex before siblings or parents came home. It was a room full of guys and girls who all had that experience with multiple girls and everyone cherish those memories.
>>62136519It's insane how few decent women there are in the US. Objectively 76.4% of all Americans are overweight or obese, so that's already over 3/4th's out for me. To say nothing of trashy tattoos, mental disorders, massive student debt with no careers, over the age of 26, etc...>You're asking for too much!I'm really not. I'm /fit/, rich, and girls want me but I don't want these girls. I have standards. If only more men had standards like us we wouldn't be in this abysmal situation and some of these girls wouldn't have absolute dumpster tire-fire lives.
>>62136496When you are bald, dick stop getting hard during sex, belly goes saggy, everything going downhill, you can no longer taste the life that, even though you desire it badly
>>62137012If you were that kind of normalfaggot who had gfs in college you wouldn't be posting here. You're not missing anything, anon. The grass always seem greener on the other side. These normtards will never experience what it feels to be a deranged redpilled antisemitic schizo that always lands good jokes like i suppose you do. >>6213705142 years old here. My dick is dead, my libido gone. Porn lost all its meaning. Sex seems so unpractical to me is unreal. I've attained wizardhood and I'm at a peace. Is my life over? No, life is just beginning
>>62135555It's one of the most powerful feelings in the world. The innocence! Once females start asking you "what do you do?", it's pretty much over.
The red and gold, of course.
>>62137117Not really, a lot of people new about 4chan by then. I first came here because of RuneScape in 2006
>>62136999Thank you.>>62137012I had 2 or 3 women come over my house when I was 15. I don't even remember why, but one of them stuck her hand down my pants while we were making out and she immediately commented about her bf's penis and I was like.... uhhh wtf, we're done. She always wanted to call me and talk on the phone for 2 hours straight and apologized like 10 times for what happened. When I didn't accept her apology she called me an asshole (figures).>>62137034It's terrible. You don't even have to be hot, I just ask you be in decent shape and care about your health at least somewhat. Like you said, 70% of women are walking tubs of lard. I go to the gym almost daily, I at least want a woman that goes a few times a week.
>>62137012>>62137245And the 2nd girl that came over when I was 15, we were flirting and play wrestling, etc. But after some flirting, I could smell her pussy in the air when her pants were still on. I was grossed out by it and made an excuse that my mom would be home in 10 minutes and she needed to leave.
>>62137245>>62137337>im a literal faggot who double posts and hates pussy, here’s some extremely uninteresting information about my life
>>62136044>suck a girl's clitare you gay or something
>>62137245end it bro
>>62137388>>62137432Is it over for me?
I might have one of OP picrel girls on the line currently, bros. Please pray for me that I don’t blow it. It’s been so good so far and it feels like the other shoe will drop at any moment now
>>62137012You didn't miss muchCollege sex was prime tho
>>62137245They don't need to go to the gym, they can work out at home or outside. The number one thing for losing weight for most people is to simply stop eating so much and to also do fasts if health permits it. The obesity rates around the world and in the US tells you how much people really eat. The modern world GORGES itself on food every day, not just for special occasions. Every day is a feast.
>>62137012>bf/gf in highschool and rushing home from school to each other housesi was banging this bpdbdsm hole her dad came home while we were banging in her room. She stopped for a minute turned around looked me in dead in the eyes and said "put it in my ass"( i did). she was adopted so it wasnt really her dad. she was a virgin when we started too, on the pill so it was a constant deposit of loads unless she was asking me to bust on her face. I will never ever have fuck sessions like that ever again. She was absolute whore that ended up cheating on me a lot and Id still bang her raw cause omg please re-read the above. Took me years to escape, I only escaped because she set fire to the house I was living in. Then my dic finally said okay I guess its time to stop. I use to have "nightmares" of her abducting my loads. I say nightmare because I would wake up missing this chick that ruined my life.
>>62136519Many such manchild cases like yourself
>>62137012I am unironically contemplating suicide
>>62135111you don't need it. reject women, reject society, reject humanity. it's all a bunch of nigger bullshit.
>>62137624True.>>62138577Nevermind... I'm glad I'm a virgin.>>62138614Probably not very many.
lol @ the losers in this threadguess what I did in my teens? have sex with hot teen girlsim 35 now, guess what im doing? still having sex with hot teen girlsjust be tall, confident and go to the gym you stupid retards
>>62137472Nah ur fine don't listen to these faggots, unclean pussy is one of the most vile disgusting putrid things on this Earth and any retard nigger telling you otherwise is a 60 IQ coping neanderthal faggot
>>62135111This is so attractive fuck. I'd marry her, I'm sure most other khhv anons would too. There is virtually nothing a girl can do that will make her undateable to a man, but there are many things she can do that will make her unattractive to Chad.>>62135849>women desired him, everIn some ways that must make being khhv harder.>>62137518Praying for you anon
>>62135111>and a housemaidif i have to hire a maid wtf is the point of having a wife?
>>62139382>if i have to hire a maid wtf is the point of having a wife?if wife is busy all day taking care of house and 5 kids shes got no energy to take care of herself or your dic
>>62136559If you don't mind me asking, where did you meet her? Was it difficult to convince her parents?
>>62139593i can't afford children
collect ex boyfrends
>>62139990dude if you have money people will hand their daughters to you on a silver plater
>>62135307>>62135849>>62135111"He" is chad, not you, the nerd.
>>62136376He probably had insane boomer parents who brainwashed him into thinking sex leads to teen pregnancy and that's literally the devil and sex should wait until marriage or whatever horseshit those hypocritical degenerates were spewing.
>>62135111Do you know what would make a lot of money?Banning Chinese from using mobile phones.That one thing would disconnect them from their purchase applications and force them to buy local products.
>>62135927How does your mouth end up on her pussy but not your dick?
>>62141330We're not in the middle ages anymore, nor in a jungle village. You're going to be hard-pressed to achieve it in today's moral society bullshit.
