I’ve got a Zoom job interview in an hour, do you guys have any tips for me?
>>62135657Promisse not to burn it all down.
>>62135657dont forget to say nigger and complain about the jews
put your hand in front of your face to show that you aren't an AI. walk around your room as well to show you aren't faking the background with a filter (assuming you're not a dirtball and your room isn't a mess)
>>62135657do not elaborate on technical topicsthe less you say, the less likely you are to overexplain into an area you are weak in
Don't hide shit, they know or will know anywayBe serious, calm, composed and ready to workStop. The above will go a long way in overlooking technical deficiencies as long as you look like someone that can be worked with
>>62135657get a little boozy first but not enough to slur your speech
>>62135657wear a suit
>>62135670based bro knows whats wut
OK?,,howdidit go?,,,REPORT!, did she flash her tittys?,did you smoke while on chat?,tiny humor conection?,,,,SPILLIT!
>>62135657If you act desperate they wont give it to you. Act like you don't want the job and have done hundreds of interviews.
>>62135957regret cuz it was 1PBTID slop
Get off biz right now and focus
