middle east without colonisation and war edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62135702
OP is obviously either a greek or a jew
> nows
>NIIIGGGGEEEERRRRRSSSSSSIT'S DOING A V IT IS DOING A V!!!!!!!!!!!
does the long green run of the last few weeks not worry you at all?
>>62136276I think he is Armenian, because he has eliminated not only Azerbaijan, but also the only place in the world with more Azeris than Azerbaijan: Northwestern Iran.
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This is the real thread
Um AI bros wtf. Chatgpt did my taxes now I got a letter from the IRS.
niggas whats gonna happen if this peace deal doesnt go trough
Jerome has entered the chat
>>62136316>ifwhenfify
>>62136320pop by this thread if you can contribute any advice toward developing a structural/mechanical understanding of the market please
>>62136309it was red for a few weeks before that. +3% ytd.
>>62136316We're going to do an infrastructure deal with the Iranians in exchange for Chud island boss.
>>62136312is it any surprise such a loathsome creature would be here?
>>62136316it WILL go through even if they have to be forced at gun point to sign a deal because thats how the west handles shit
>>62136316same thing that happened 2 weeks ago when the last one didn't go through eitherthe market will pump for 10 straight days
>sold CAR at 575
>>62136326greeks aren't trustworthy?
>>62136316the governments yell at each other for a few more days until a new peace deal hits the table. the line go up, lad. war is not bearish. i've lost how many times it has to be said. war dip you buy as hard as possible every time. this has been a winning strategy in relation to war news since the very beginning of the equities market. even before that you wanted to buy any kind of sale on land or commodities or anything. buy buy buy. always.
>>62136316markets have accepted nothing ever happens and will carry on as normal, consider it another cultural victory
>>62136328There was a ceasefire in place then. The deal falls through, the ceasefire ends the bombs start dropping and the markets will dump again. Could happen as early as Tuesday evening. I'm confident long term America wins.
>>62136334delulu
>>62136326he's right about the greeks. i learned that lesson the hard way with a neighbor. holy shit those people are snakes. an assurance means nothing to them, a promise means nothing, if they apologize it's insincere, if there's a contract they will break it right up until johnny law gets involved, they will make false accusations, they will harass and damage property and after all that they will ask "what's the big deal?" and if told what the big deal is they will claim persecution.
>>62136316the taco is priced in now so bad news will send it south very quickly, but good news won't make it move up much
>>62136326>>62136341jews
>>62136338stay poor
why didn't you guys tell me to buy CAR 3 weeks ago?
>>62136334ok but when will the unrelated overdue recession hit doe?or is that not real
>>62136350buy the recession
>>62136349i can't remember who, i fuckin blacked out, but SOMEBODY told memight've been here or redditeither way i made a 10% gain but sold too early, apparently it's still goingidk shit about short squeezes i heard it was a short squeeze
>>62136331they put pig meat in their kebabit tastes better tho
>>62136349you can buy HTZ and hope for CAR 2.0.
>>62136352i'm more concerned about how to make sure i don't lose capital when it hits, anonwhen will it hit, and how hard/fast
>>62136349at that point, the train had already left the station
Beyond meat is doing the thing again
I forgot to sell DAVE last friday lmao
>>62136337The fact that this conflict is long-term is a failure of US military policy.
There it fucking goes, right after Robinhood closed my calls.
>>62136360time to bring back /bynd/ gen
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62136348of course
Kek this market
>>62136368Today: -0.14%This week: -0.31%This year: +4.10%
lil mini pump right at the end there, everything green. participation gains for everyone
>>62136368+.72%It's fine
>>62136360my bags are healing. ive been holdin since xmas
>>62136368>How did it go today?!?!i actually dont even know anymore
>>62136368Today: -0.40%This Month: +16.88%This Year: +6.79%a lil bit of a pullback i guess
>>62136368real account>+10% today, YTD -99%paper algo account>-.03% (only ran for an hour) today, YTD +10%
All you need to do it wait.The bears will have their year.
>>62136368-$4500Could have been worse, my SOXL positions kept me from being -6500%.
>>62136377>no missile racks on the madcatshameful dispray
>>62136368Still beating the index but ony barely
>>62136309I have faith in Chuddah>>62136316The line will continue to go up as Chuddah has foretold
>>6213635028 february 2026 had the iran war had started and the auto draft would have been set up by december already so maybe march or april 2027 since by then men would have either been drafted or have to have complied with more obvious wartime laws
>>62136360wht thing>>62136368up like 10% today, CAR carried me
>>62136387>>62136368Forgot image
>>62136341Yeah sounds like them. I recently tried to groom one of their underage younglings that they send out to spread homosexuality. About the same experience and the little pos got away without me having seen his penis
>>62136368+1.32% but I got rid of a bad asset at a minor loss. I got some good stuff on ASX so I still need to stay up.
>>62136368ehh lost like $200but I'm close to getting fills on some orders witch mite b cool
>>62136368>-0,37%pathetic attempt from bobos. I expected more.
>>62136389what?
>>62136368-0.3%
>>62136399please stop
>>62136368-.8%
>>62136407it will continue until morale improves
>>62136399:) I don't care if I lost money today this made me happy
>>62136368+0%
>>62136411march 2027
>>62136418>>62136402
>>62136368-0.4%
how ru niggers losing money
>>62136426Being long
>>62136428hmmm
>>62136429...with leverage?
>>62136399These are the only asian AI slop I like
>>62136431perhaps
>>62136434they're cute
>>62136437HOLY based
>>62136368-0,29Basically because MU shitting its pants today. But I love MU.
kek the last few minutes of that marketwas there even any news?
>>62136445I love MU too and they can close out on me if it crashes
>>62136403Did he get rid of his Hillary Clinton tattoo?>>62136368About like -.15%. or -.16% I dunno
>>62136368+2.8%Ytd: +78.7%Only stocks no leverage or options
>>62136364It isn't long term. We're still in the 60 day time frame.
I blinked and something happened... what was it?
>>62136274Holy shit Apple has a new CEO. After trading on AAPL is gonna be wild
WTFWT
>>62136494And Anthropic has invested another 25 billion in Anthropic. Holy shit.Looks like no one gives a fuck about the war anymore
VOO chads we keep winning even after hours
>>62136368+0.18%it's not fine
We're getting the pre-peace talks hype pump
>>62136500the war fud was started for the lols to distract from how much money tech and AI was making. brutal bobo humiliation.
Tim Apple knows what's up
news of the lean hogs delegation heading to the peace talks has hit the news wires
>>62136445MU sucks and it was literally, literally, the worst performing stock in SOXX today. Many such cases.Train's already left the station.
>>62136489>>62136497What happened is all my 709 calls expired.
>MRVLGODS
All Israel wants to do is live in peace.Why can't people understand this?Those who bless Israel and buy sp500 will be blessed.Those who curse Israel and sell sp500 will be cursed.
BREAKING: JOHN TERNUS IS SUCCEEDING TIM COOK AS CEO OF APPLE, $AAPL, WITH COOK ASSUMING THE ROLE OF EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN ON SEPTEMBER 1, PER CNBC
AMZN started mooning 3 minutes before the index so it's probably related to thatgrok says there's some anthropic+amazon deal but I don't trust AI to be completely able to find market manipulating news minutes after it happened
>>62136521
I tried to buy GRRR today and Schwab said I had to call my female broker to do it
>BREAKING: Tim Cook is transitioning
Another two week cease fire was announced thats why oil dumped
>>62136534wtf? Did you literally place an order over the telephone?
>>62136368-0.14%I expected way, way worse
NIGGER TUESDAY INCOMING
>>62136548Nah I just didn’t buy it. I’d rather die than make a phone call asking to buy a shitcoin stock
>>62136368I fucking hate this insider trading goy milking machine I fucking hate it I'm going to fed post I fucking HATE ISRAEL
>Blue Origin put ASTS satellite in the wrong orbitbased Jeff
OIL is gapping down to 79 on open topkek oilbaggies
Amazon has agreed to invest up to $25 billion in Anthropic, on top of the $8 billion that it’s poured into the artificial intelligence startup in recent years.As part of the announcement, Anthropic said it’s committed to spend more than $100 billion on Amazon Web Services technologies over the next 10 years.we goin circles
How do I keep my balls from getting shitty when they clap against the anus in missionary? I haven't had sex because of this reason.
>>62136596chip bros stay winning.
TURN ON CNNTIM IS COOKED
thinking of selling some bear credit spreads right now on SPY. $709C/$712C. 30ish days. talk me out of itim not saying we're topping, but i AM sayings theres a good chance we dont blow through this current level significantly in 30 days without first retracing
Are oil futures ever going to reflect reality?
>>62136608>im not saying we're toppingbut we ARE topping
>>62136274this is Hittite, Mittani, and Assuwian erasure. Anatolia is Indo-European land.
>>62136514>hasnt rocketed to the moon yet (relative to competitors)>train has left the stationcall me a schizo but the fact that it shoots up, then stays flat even through market green days, looks like jews consolidating and packing their bags
>>62136546>>62136605lol I refuse to believe this level of clown
>>62136609yes, they have expiration dates and are settled.
The head of iran, the main negotiator basically said there will be no negotiations and they are ready for war and oil didn't budge a single dollar lmao
>>62136616True
>>62136627the algo bots must only be watching trump, walter bloomberg, axios, and financial juice
0 time in market.0 knowledge of market.What should I buy?
>>62136633With how much money and how frequently are you planning to purchase?
>>62136632trump needs to get on xitter. he's not even seeing this in his little incestuous echochamer.
> futures
>>62136632Guy's tweeting like a Metal Gear villain
>>62136635Lumpsum. 10K to start with.
>>62136614do your own map
>Amazon to invest up to another $25 billion in Anthropic as part of AI infrastructure dealAmazon is CRDOs largest customer btw
>>62136641When is America going to deploy their metal gear rays?
why is this legal?
>>62136655 It's not organic it's simply the risk of shorting.
>>62136274I like that kurdistan is like 66% azeri in this image.>babyloniaEven if you pushed all the muslims south they would probably still call it iraq/mashriq.
>>62136655Company allows people to buy sharesTwo entities buy all the sharesWhere is the crime?
>>62136632Iran's leaders are literally mentally ill>you're gonna have no income stream or power while we take your oil and uranium unless you make a deal>proceeds to ramble on about some mentally ill ideals
>>62136655Why should it be illegal?
>>62136667Iraq is just the arabized pronunciation of Uruk.
>>62136596>>62136603Alright cool so what's the next big thing to blow up. Marvel, Sandisk and Micron are already way up. AMD might go up but has a bad track record kek.
>>62136670yeah, iran tweets crazy stuff
>>62136616>>62136629>>62136514MU hasn't rocketed because it's already way up. 500 billion mcap vs. 200 billion for SNDK.>>62136633NAK
>>62136679MRVL could 10x and be worth less than AVGO today
>>62136682He owes both presidencies to Twitter's character limit
>>62136670Was thinking recently how these retards seem like Paraguay when they lost 75% of their male population, will keep fighting thinking it's the right thing to do and when it's all over there's barely anyone left
>>62136682The difference is trump is actually capable of doing what he claims such as seizing Iranian cargo ships, closing their ports so they can't make any money, blowing up all their ships and planes and next will be blowing up their power plants and putting sanctions on them so no country will do business with them
>>62136677cool if true.>>62136685AVGO is overvalued 10x, my little MRVL high price buying anonymong.Anyway there's a huge fucking gap around 650 or so so it would be dumb to buy literally a straight candle up. Only question is if we'll see a selloff into May to fill the gap/war fears or if it'll be another August selloff into september to recover into the election.
>>62136688Free iranian mail order brides for everyone. Fixing the male lonliness crisis and injecting Aryan genes itno the mutt genepool. based
>>62136609nothing in this market reflects realitycase in point >>62136655
What is this thing that happens to oil 15 minutes before the market reopens for the day? It has happened a couple of times before. When the market reopens, it will pop back up, if it's like the previous times.
>>62136675>>62136668>>62136661After a second thought, you're right. It's a good thing.
>>62136708trading economics charts do that around futures roll
