middle east without colonisation and war edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62135702
OP is obviously either a greek or a jew
> nows
>NIIIGGGGEEEERRRRRSSSSSSIT'S DOING A V IT IS DOING A V!!!!!!!!!!!
does the long green run of the last few weeks not worry you at all?
>>62136276I think he is Armenian, because he has eliminated not only Azerbaijan, but also the only place in the world with more Azeris than Azerbaijan: Northwestern Iran.
Links for bobo:https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention
This is the real thread
Um AI bros wtf. Chatgpt did my taxes now I got a letter from the IRS.
niggas whats gonna happen if this peace deal doesnt go trough
Jerome has entered the chat
>>62136316>ifwhenfify
>>62136320pop by this thread if you can contribute any advice toward developing a structural/mechanical understanding of the market please
>>62136309it was red for a few weeks before that. +3% ytd.
>>62136316We're going to do an infrastructure deal with the Iranians in exchange for Chud island boss.
>>62136312is it any surprise such a loathsome creature would be here?
>>62136316it WILL go through even if they have to be forced at gun point to sign a deal because thats how the west handles shit
>>62136316same thing that happened 2 weeks ago when the last one didn't go through eitherthe market will pump for 10 straight days
>sold CAR at 575
>>62136326greeks aren't trustworthy?
>>62136316the governments yell at each other for a few more days until a new peace deal hits the table. the line go up, lad. war is not bearish. i've lost how many times it has to be said. war dip you buy as hard as possible every time. this has been a winning strategy in relation to war news since the very beginning of the equities market. even before that you wanted to buy any kind of sale on land or commodities or anything. buy buy buy. always.
>>62136316markets have accepted nothing ever happens and will carry on as normal, consider it another cultural victory
>>62136328There was a ceasefire in place then. The deal falls through, the ceasefire ends the bombs start dropping and the markets will dump again. Could happen as early as Tuesday evening. I'm confident long term America wins.
>>62136334delulu
>>62136326he's right about the greeks. i learned that lesson the hard way with a neighbor. holy shit those people are snakes. an assurance means nothing to them, a promise means nothing, if they apologize it's insincere, if there's a contract they will break it right up until johnny law gets involved, they will make false accusations, they will harass and damage property and after all that they will ask "what's the big deal?" and if told what the big deal is they will claim persecution.
>>62136316the taco is priced in now so bad news will send it south very quickly, but good news won't make it move up much
>>62136326>>62136341jews
>>62136338stay poor
why didn't you guys tell me to buy CAR 3 weeks ago?
>>62136334ok but when will the unrelated overdue recession hit doe?or is that not real
>>62136350buy the recession
>>62136349i can't remember who, i fuckin blacked out, but SOMEBODY told memight've been here or redditeither way i made a 10% gain but sold too early, apparently it's still goingidk shit about short squeezes i heard it was a short squeeze
>>62136331they put pig meat in their kebabit tastes better tho
>>62136349you can buy HTZ and hope for CAR 2.0.
>>62136352i'm more concerned about how to make sure i don't lose capital when it hits, anonwhen will it hit, and how hard/fast
>>62136349at that point, the train had already left the station
Beyond meat is doing the thing again
I forgot to sell DAVE last friday lmao
>>62136337The fact that this conflict is long-term is a failure of US military policy.
There it fucking goes, right after Robinhood closed my calls.
>>62136360time to bring back /bynd/ gen
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62136348of course
Kek this market
>>62136368Today: -0.14%This week: -0.31%This year: +4.10%
lil mini pump right at the end there, everything green. participation gains for everyone
>>62136368+.72%It's fine
>>62136360my bags are healing. ive been holdin since xmas
>>62136368>How did it go today?!?!i actually dont even know anymore
>>62136368Today: -0.40%This Month: +16.88%This Year: +6.79%a lil bit of a pullback i guess
>>62136368real account>+10% today, YTD -99%paper algo account>-.03% (only ran for an hour) today, YTD +10%
All you need to do it wait.The bears will have their year.
>>62136368-$4500Could have been worse, my SOXL positions kept me from being -6500%.
>>62136377>no missile racks on the madcatshameful dispray
>>62136368Still beating the index but ony barely
>>62136309I have faith in Chuddah>>62136316The line will continue to go up as Chuddah has foretold
>>6213635028 february 2026 had the iran war had started and the auto draft would have been set up by december already so maybe march or april 2027 since by then men would have either been drafted or have to have complied with more obvious wartime laws
>>62136360wht thing>>62136368up like 10% today, CAR carried me
>>62136387>>62136368Forgot image
>>62136341Yeah sounds like them. I recently tried to groom one of their underage younglings that they send out to spread homosexuality. About the same experience and the little pos got away without me having seen his penis
>>62136368+1.32% but I got rid of a bad asset at a minor loss. I got some good stuff on ASX so I still need to stay up.
>>62136368ehh lost like $200but I'm close to getting fills on some orders witch mite b cool
>>62136368>-0,37%pathetic attempt from bobos. I expected more.
>>62136389what?
>>62136368-0.3%
>>62136399please stop
>>62136368-.8%
>>62136407it will continue until morale improves
>>62136399:) I don't care if I lost money today this made me happy
>>62136368+0%
>>62136411march 2027
>>62136418>>62136402
>>62136368-0.4%
how ru niggers losing money
>>62136426Being long
>>62136428hmmm
>>62136429...with leverage?
>>62136399These are the only asian AI slop I like
>>62136431perhaps
>>62136434they're cute
>>62136437HOLY based
>>62136368-0,29Basically because MU shitting its pants today. But I love MU.
kek the last few minutes of that marketwas there even any news?
>>62136445I love MU too and they can close out on me if it crashes
>>62136403Did he get rid of his Hillary Clinton tattoo?>>62136368About like -.15%. or -.16% I dunno
>>62136368+2.8%Ytd: +78.7%Only stocks no leverage or options
>>62136364It isn't long term. We're still in the 60 day time frame.
I blinked and something happened... what was it?
>>62136274Holy shit Apple has a new CEO. After trading on AAPL is gonna be wild
WTFWT
>>62136494And Anthropic has invested another 25 billion in Anthropic. Holy shit.Looks like no one gives a fuck about the war anymore
VOO chads we keep winning even after hours
>>62136368+0.18%it's not fine
We're getting the pre-peace talks hype pump
>>62136500the war fud was started for the lols to distract from how much money tech and AI was making. brutal bobo humiliation.
Tim Apple knows what's up
news of the lean hogs delegation heading to the peace talks has hit the news wires
>>62136445MU sucks and it was literally, literally, the worst performing stock in SOXX today. Many such cases.Train's already left the station.
>>62136489>>62136497What happened is all my 709 calls expired.
>MRVLGODS
All Israel wants to do is live in peace.Why can't people understand this?Those who bless Israel and buy sp500 will be blessed.Those who curse Israel and sell sp500 will be cursed.
BREAKING: JOHN TERNUS IS SUCCEEDING TIM COOK AS CEO OF APPLE, $AAPL, WITH COOK ASSUMING THE ROLE OF EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN ON SEPTEMBER 1, PER CNBC
AMZN started mooning 3 minutes before the index so it's probably related to thatgrok says there's some anthropic+amazon deal but I don't trust AI to be completely able to find market manipulating news minutes after it happened
>>62136521
I tried to buy GRRR today and Schwab said I had to call my female broker to do it
>BREAKING: Tim Cook is transitioning
Another two week cease fire was announced thats why oil dumped
>>62136534wtf? Did you literally place an order over the telephone?
>>62136368-0.14%I expected way, way worse
NIGGER TUESDAY INCOMING
>>62136548Nah I just didn’t buy it. I’d rather die than make a phone call asking to buy a shitcoin stock
>>62136368I fucking hate this insider trading goy milking machine I fucking hate it I'm going to fed post I fucking HATE ISRAEL
>Blue Origin put ASTS satellite in the wrong orbitbased Jeff
OIL is gapping down to 79 on open topkek oilbaggies
Amazon has agreed to invest up to $25 billion in Anthropic, on top of the $8 billion that it’s poured into the artificial intelligence startup in recent years.As part of the announcement, Anthropic said it’s committed to spend more than $100 billion on Amazon Web Services technologies over the next 10 years.we goin circles
How do I keep my balls from getting shitty when they clap against the anus in missionary? I haven't had sex because of this reason.
>>62136596chip bros stay winning.
TURN ON CNNTIM IS COOKED
thinking of selling some bear credit spreads right now on SPY. $709C/$712C. 30ish days. talk me out of itim not saying we're topping, but i AM sayings theres a good chance we dont blow through this current level significantly in 30 days without first retracing
Are oil futures ever going to reflect reality?
>>62136608>im not saying we're toppingbut we ARE topping
>>62136274this is Hittite, Mittani, and Assuwian erasure. Anatolia is Indo-European land.
>>62136514>hasnt rocketed to the moon yet (relative to competitors)>train has left the stationcall me a schizo but the fact that it shoots up, then stays flat even through market green days, looks like jews consolidating and packing their bags
>>62136546>>62136605lol I refuse to believe this level of clown
>>62136609yes, they have expiration dates and are settled.
The head of iran, the main negotiator basically said there will be no negotiations and they are ready for war and oil didn't budge a single dollar lmao
>>62136616True
>>62136627the algo bots must only be watching trump, walter bloomberg, axios, and financial juice
0 time in market.0 knowledge of market.What should I buy?
>>62136633With how much money and how frequently are you planning to purchase?
>>62136632trump needs to get on xitter. he's not even seeing this in his little incestuous echochamer.
> futures
>>62136632Guy's tweeting like a Metal Gear villain
>>62136635Lumpsum. 10K to start with.
>>62136614do your own map
>Amazon to invest up to another $25 billion in Anthropic as part of AI infrastructure dealAmazon is CRDOs largest customer btw
>>62136641When is America going to deploy their metal gear rays?
why is this legal?
>>62136655 It's not organic it's simply the risk of shorting.
>>62136274I like that kurdistan is like 66% azeri in this image.>babyloniaEven if you pushed all the muslims south they would probably still call it iraq/mashriq.
>>62136655Company allows people to buy sharesTwo entities buy all the sharesWhere is the crime?
>>62136632Iran's leaders are literally mentally ill>you're gonna have no income stream or power while we take your oil and uranium unless you make a deal>proceeds to ramble on about some mentally ill ideals
>>62136655Why should it be illegal?
>>62136667Iraq is just the arabized pronunciation of Uruk.
>>62136596>>62136603Alright cool so what's the next big thing to blow up. Marvel, Sandisk and Micron are already way up. AMD might go up but has a bad track record kek.
>>62136670yeah, iran tweets crazy stuff
>>62136616>>62136629>>62136514MU hasn't rocketed because it's already way up. 500 billion mcap vs. 200 billion for SNDK.>>62136633NAK
>>62136679MRVL could 10x and be worth less than AVGO today
>>62136682He owes both presidencies to Twitter's character limit
>>62136670Was thinking recently how these retards seem like Paraguay when they lost 75% of their male population, will keep fighting thinking it's the right thing to do and when it's all over there's barely anyone left
>>62136682The difference is trump is actually capable of doing what he claims such as seizing Iranian cargo ships, closing their ports so they can't make any money, blowing up all their ships and planes and next will be blowing up their power plants and putting sanctions on them so no country will do business with them
>>62136677cool if true.>>62136685AVGO is overvalued 10x, my little MRVL high price buying anonymong.Anyway there's a huge fucking gap around 650 or so so it would be dumb to buy literally a straight candle up. Only question is if we'll see a selloff into May to fill the gap/war fears or if it'll be another August selloff into september to recover into the election.
>>62136688Free iranian mail order brides for everyone. Fixing the male lonliness crisis and injecting Aryan genes itno the mutt genepool. based
>>62136609nothing in this market reflects realitycase in point >>62136655
What is this thing that happens to oil 15 minutes before the market reopens for the day? It has happened a couple of times before. When the market reopens, it will pop back up, if it's like the previous times.
>>62136675>>62136668>>62136661After a second thought, you're right. It's a good thing.
>>62136708trading economics charts do that around futures roll
>>62136714i'm gonna buy some retard puts when it has it's first big red day. looks like gamestop
>>62136695i wish you the best with your investments
>>62136720>up 300% on 150kOkay.
>>62136655damn. Avis an AI company now?
henlo mister jeromewe need mega cutsno wait we need giga cutswe r counting on uthank u mister jerome
>>62136598You should have been doing this when your balls were still tight. You're out of options now. No recovery.
>>62136747HTZ is next**maybe
>>62136763Turn it on, Jerome!!!
>>62136747>>62136655It's a short squeeze the you know who was censoring threads on it (again) before it popped off like faggots but apparently a hedge fund owns 106% of the total float or some shit and so it's been popping off for a month but the company itself is garbage and probably going to implode.
>>62136598I don't have this problem and don't understand how it is even possible.
>>62136780Not using the gif
>>62136789>>62136780the face gets me lol
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/62136800thread insta-removed (deleted by OP or by mods?)meanwhile there's like 10 twitter spam threads up
i wonder if this entire site is just some fucked up data mining or social experiment or signal extraction at this point
>>62136804oh nevermind >>62136806it was OP revising his own datamining thread
>>62136805its mostly bots now
>>62136804/biz/ jannies are the worst i've ever encounter on 4chan, and it's not even close.pic related
>>62136805It’s Russian bots and groypher pedos
>>62136813>>62136810i was wrong/schizo in this case, to be clear, it was just the OP revising his thread>>62136814xd
>>62136804this is the pepe shitpost board, why would anyone come here to actually make money before a company/crypto/gold miner is up 600%?
>>62136717anon's next post>wen it going back down, saars? this is bs!
Merry Christmas.Don't forget to clean your room and practice your aim on this blessed day
>>62136831I haven't cleaned my room in so long that I just started sleeping in a different room.
>>62136284They did my boy dirty lol
>Anthropic to secure up to 5 gigawatts (GW) of current and future generations of Amazon’s Trainium chips to train and power their advanced AI models.>Anthropic’s Claude Platform available on AWS, providing their full AI developer experience in one place.https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/company-news/amazon-invests-additional-5-billion-anthropic-ai
>AMD current EPS: 1.53 a share>AMD projected EPS: 20 a share by December 2027Do I believe Advanced Money Destroyer? Will they really do a 10x and be the Next Big Thing?
>>62136312Modern Greek 100%
>>62136426I buy and it goes down
>>62136655New gme my nigga
Tim Apple picked a great time to retire. Whoever comes after him has a challenge, but is still not as boned as Greg Abel.
>>62136849Tim Apple did a great job.
>>62136857No argument, but Apple is facing an interesting crossroads. They're not really hitting on any new products, but the iPhone is still a cash printer.
>>62136831>Don't forget to clean your roomCIRS will claim me before i do this
>>62136859i 100% agree. i dont know what they do going forward.
>>62136859I feel that they've been wise in taking a backseat on the AI front. They can buyout a company if they need to later, and will have a better idea of how to navigate things once the dust is settled for more efficient cash expenditure. It feels like they're letting everyone else burn cash and find solid product market fits before they step in. Their hardware is great for running inference locally. What do you expect for new products?
>>62136873>What do you expect for new products?For them to come out with something that blows everyone's socks off and changes the world. What they did under Steve Jobs. Doesn't seem like it's in the cards for Apple now. Although I did like the release of cheaper laptops.
>>62136873humanoid robot for the home. semi joking.
>>62136880>>62136878As long as you hold an even number of shares of Apple microsoft and Goog, you will get it
>>62136878yeah I don't feel we're at the cusp of anything big like that, at least not on a hardware level unless the humanoid robot thing actually happens. related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibR_ULHYirs>>62136880honestly I wish they'd design full on living pods and cars etc.
>>62136860i...is that a ticker...
>>62136803Kek!
any reason for post market mooning?
damn this is an unbelievably terrible time to look for something that isn't up literally 50-100% in the last 2 weeks isn't it. What a genuinely stupid market.
>>62136891the best i can for you do is the Apple HomePod(tm) lol
why does it feel like retail investors are about to be relieved of a lot of money. I'm just retarded, right?
>>62136899Is the moon in the room with us now?
>>62136899>>62136780>>62136789
>>62136891The most bullish thing about AAPL to me is how locked in I am. I thought about trying a Google phone, and then I went through and thought about how ingrained into the Apple ecosystem I am. I have a Macbook, Apple TV, I facetime my boomer parents... Its just too much to change. And I pay 99c a month for iCloud lol.
>>62136913it's currently planted firmly in their asshole.
>>62136789>not using the webm
>>62136921Turn it on, Jerome! Make my portfolio green once more!
>>62136928dang you just had to say it. Crash by Friday.
>>62136368-.4717k in schx 10k in Microsoft100k in cash Just started investing last December, putting in about 6k a month. I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.
Thread so slow that everyone will see that my balls get crusty by 2pm
>>62136901You can only discover stocks AFTER they’ve done something like that. It’s unfortunate and it makes me so mad but it’s just the reality.
>>62136331Odysseus is one of their national heroes.
>>62136917I agree. AAPL is the most bullish company ever imo, they have a lock on how people interface the digital world in a world that's converging toward being fully digital. They can do anything form banking to robots, etc imo. I guess one area I'm surprised about is the lack of commercial applications. I have a feeling this might be by design so they don't get slammed as a monopoly though? Microsoft is the biggest piece of crap ever, it's insane it's standard at so many companies and schools.
Do bears seriously expect S&P500 to drop to 6300 again?KEK CASH BAGGIE
>>62136633CARcomputer
>>62136961no they expect it to drop to 6300 and stay there for over a decade. how they are going to make money out of that is unclear but they are motivated and mentally ill so in their head it might work out.
>>62136968Does it know its being fattened up on purpose? Deep fried in gutter oil...
>>62136966Is there specific reason you think -~10% then 10 year crab is what bears are expecting or you just make that up?
>>62136974>.Damn it. Now I have to eat. Cunt.
