I was talking to a coworker and I casually mentioned I invest as a hobby and he asked if I could turn $10 into $1000 and I said yes to impress him and he gave me $10what the fuck do I do? I see him in less than a week, do I just grab money from my bank account and spout some bullshit about timing markets? I don't want to give him the $10 back and seem like I'm not confident or incompetent at trading
>>62136460kneepadsdon't forget
if you give him back $20 he'll think you're a genius even if you outright say at the same time handing it to him, "I'm full of shit, and I think I can get away with it. This is who I am. I will get away with it and you will lend me money in the future"would be a pretty good investment of $10 by you if you ask me he might be a good rube later
>>62136460>gets peer pressured into getting peer pressured into paying $990
>>62136468>anon gives guy $20>"okay cool well here's $40">anon chimps out and gives him $80>keeps on doubling until anon is bankrupt
>>62136484Turns out his coworker invests as a hobby too.>>62136499That's when you teach that the martingale strategy always loses eventually
>>62136460protip: he know you are lying. If you could do that, you wouldn't be working.
>>62136460Do you have a time limit? Investing in SPY has an expected return of 100x after 50-60 years.
>>62136460Just let it accrue interest for a thousand years, is not like you have a time limit or something
This is what you get from trying to impress normies. Anyway just say it’s a ten-year timeframe and forget about it.
You guys have absolutely no social skills>>62136460OP you gotta own up to it. Hand him back the $10 and say "Actually I was just trying to impress you, investing is hard" and laugh it off.
>>62136460buy some 0dte puts this friday on TLSA. you're welcome
>>62137355and then grab her big boobs glistening with sweat and smash your face between them
>>62136460Tell him you lost it all on XRP.
>>62136460Just don't give it back.Tell him you make your money from gullible people giving you money to invest
>>62136460set up your own shitcoin and give him a bunch. you have found a mark
>>62136460>trying to the impress goycattlewhy even?
>>62137355>OP you gotta own up to it. Hand him back the $10 and say "Actually I was just trying to impress you, investing is hard" and laugh it off.>I was just trying to impress youthis is the gayest response you could possibly make lmao, I hope for your sake you're a woman and not a straight male
>>62136460>I am an NPC
>>62136460Convince more people to give you $10, then give him some of the money the other people gave you. Then telll him you can make even more money but he has to give you more than the original investment. Repeat this process with the other guys that gave you money.
Give him back $10 plus 0.192307692308%. Tell him he should be happy with 10% annualized and anyone who promises him more is scamming him.
>>62136460Take a sharpie and draw two additional zeroes after the 10 on the billHand it back and act like you don't understand his confusion
>>62136503xd
>>62140669>10% annualfuck, I'll give OP my money if he can promise me a 10% in annual yield
>>62136460buy Zimbabway trillion.
>>62136460when he asks about his investment, stab him and tell him there’s more where that came from if he keeps yapping
%wise,,,your already up infinetly.,$0 to $10/
>>62136460Invest the $10 in chainlink and thank me later
He already knows you are full of shit and just wants to see what you will sperg out and do, if you had the ability to turn 10 to 1000 in a week or whatever you wouldn't be working a job.
>>62136460you see him in less than a week, you didn't specify you could turn $10 into $1k in a week. just say you bought the SnP and tell the cunt to wait for hyperinflation or the crack up boom. or just tell him you did it, give him $5 back and say it cost a lot in fees
>>62136518>50-60 yearsIf you think fiat currency has any long term future, you're retarded.
