Is this true?
>>62136768twitnigger off-topic spam thread posted from anon's iPhone timei'm sure glad i came to 4chan instead of twitter
>>62136768>linkedin slopI don't give a fuck what you think nigger
>>62136768I show up early to beat everyone to the office, take a 2-3 hr break for lunch while I do some “field work” and then sneak out of the office at about 3pm. Post-covid RTO ain’t that bad.
>>62136768This is twitter shit and he's retarded for the staying late bullshit but he's right about the fact that the most inane conversations are the ones that somehow move you forward the most. It's like how Stalin kept Khrushchev around because he thought he was funny. I had a boss that soi'd out over the fact I knew d&d shit because I let it slip in some bullshit conversation; instantly became easier to slack off because he liked me.
>I'll show you how to get noticed at work on the next episode of my podcast.
>>62136768>using LinkedIn in <any year>
>>62136776It's LinkedIn anon
>CEO>found>he hosts the "matthews financial report" (some shit he made up and sells people courses on his website)The bonus for my bingo would be "his parents are rich" and "he's a scammer who has never worked an actual bitch-tier office job in the basement of some office building where it's cold but they have only contempt for entry level workers and don't care about your degree because everyone startsat the entry level regardless">
>>62136768Honestly it kind of is true. When you work remote you won't make any professional connections, or even personal connections for that matter. Still a fagget for using Linkedin though
>>62136768Is this true saaaar?
>>62136785>>62136768this. I started smoking because I was in the office too much. fucked up my /fit/ routine and I got /fat/ and old and now I'm dead I'm AI on the blockchain
>>62136768Yes this is true. If you want to advance it's important to be seen and heard by the higher-ups, and to get involved in things outside your daily task list. I've gotten two promotions from conversations that happened in hallways, one was overhearing two coworkers griping about some unsolvable problem they had that I knew how to solve which got me a promotion to lead dev on that project, another came when I was in a guys office talking about some internal project he was involved in (he would be on the user side) that had just spiralled out of control and about to get shut down, and I was trying to figure out where it had gone wrong and what their actual problem was vs what the project was trying to deliver, and somewhere in that convo a C-level had walked by, overheard enough as he passed by to get interested, so he spent the next 30 minutes just outside the office listening in on my brainstorming. That got me a promotion to Director.
>>62136768Over 90% of people in the work force are not in that room you colossal faggot. So if one has to do that then let them do it and get paid for it, also most dont mind coming once a week or so but this idea that you have to spend 1/3 of your life at work in today's age should be criminal when you can do the same job from home.
can a piece of text be true or false if it was generated by an llm? there is no meaning, everything is hollow now, if the internet is a river, it now looks like one in an indian metropolis
>>62136768trvke
Relationships are formed in person, yes, BUT> nobody in the office cares to talk with you on a friendly level unless you're already part of the cliqueSo, just be part of the elite nepotistic Harvard honor society frat bro. Just form a private equity firm with your country club buddies bro.> high school never ended. Your high school bully is successful while incel victims get devoured by the system
>>62136768In law its everyone bitching about zoom hearings. >we got so much done in the courthouse just being around each otherFuck that zoom is way less stressful. I just wish I had the billing opportunity for driving and hanging around.
>>62136768Mossad uses LinkedIn to spy on you.
>>62136768You either become a zogslave or you live long enough to become a neetchad.
>be me>show up 5-10 mins late every day>go to play vidya in hidden room>go to 1-2 meetings, say stuff that sounds important>go back to playing vidya in hidden room>take lunch>go homeI do this every day and I still cant stand corposlavery.
>>62136844nigga who cares what the zogslaves think? you won't surpass them thinking like them
>>62136882>goyim babblengmi cuck
>>62136768Guy is in Real Estate Business for 25 years and has Real Estate Business running.Why do you quote a thief who want to steal from you asking if he wants to steal from you? Are you really that fucking stupid?
>>62136768not going back to the office. also why is someone who still works for a living daring to give me "career" "advice"?t. fully remote
>>62136768Kinda, but not the last part. You're just as disposable if you show up in person and put in the hours.I am 5x more productive in the office and I maintain concentration far better without all the distractions at home.But I'd still obviously rather WFH, and I do.
>>62136844>When you work remote you won't make any professional connections, or even personal connections for that matter.>go to office>Monday after Iran war started>colleague rants about how all white men are Nazis and jews are just Nazi white men and Israel is a Nazi state and Trump is a pedophile and some other shit about project Epstein Fury etc.Yea I'm sure glad I was there for THAT.
>>62136874Never get old or it's over.
>>62137418How can I find a hidden room in my office building? Would making friends with the janitors and facilities people help? Have you ever banged a female coworker in the secret room?
Boomers seethe at WFH. They can't look over your shoulder in an open plan office and see what you are doing at every second of the day which enrages them.I WFH and I do all my work in about 2 hours, it would be the same in the office only I'd have to pretend to be busy. The outcomes are the same.
It would be easier to get to job sites if the white collar labor-larping fucks didn't have to drive to a glorified cyber cafe to talk on glorified Discord all day.
>>62136768retarded boomer bullshit. if you're buying from a supplier, you mostly never see their face. everything is done by phone. zoom calls are a new phenomenon. just know how to conduct business. this guy is a retard talking about workplace culture he's not even part of.
