>I'm here for the job interview.
>>62137818>right this way sir*leads him into the gas chamber*epic style
Say no more. You are already hired.Start by cleaning the wagie's toilet, and then do mine.Be careful with mine I havent cleaned it..since Rajeesh quit because I used it too often, he said. This was like a year ago.Chop chop..I'll pay you dogecoins.
>>62137825ok this is epic
>>62137818Ino places that would hire this unfortunately
>>62137818100% a pedophile and puts big dragon dildos into his asshole.
>>62137818>I'm here for the gayniggerview.
>>62137818his vote counts equally to yours
>>62137818damn he must have suffered a lot as a child
>>62138421Gen X were the worst parents. Boomers handed them everything. Even my modest grandfather cosigned home loans for his kids and was always bailing them out with cash. Gen X just wants to blow their credit cards out to take retard tours and force their kids to sell the family home to settle Gen X debts. We came of age right at the start of the current economic depression and their instinct said to spend, not save. Lead poisoned idiots.
>>62139533i understand that. however i think he must have suffered something much worse, not just financially; probably abandonment, physical violence, physical abuse. it's bad
>>62137818That's a neuralink patient after a freak accident split his tongue and brain. Poor guy needs to think through a tube but at least he hasn't lost his sense of humor.
>>62137818Seriously though what do you think he does for money? He must have some source of income or his survival instinct wouldn't allow him to do this.
>>62139706People that look like that have fuck-off money. Like Post Malone.
>>62139620i am choosing to believe this post and that the tube is medically necessary
>>62137988Pretty much any restaurant in America, as long as it's not a server position. Only good looking people get those jobs.
>>62139706he is almost certainly riding generational wealth into the dirt or married to a porn star or some shithe doesn't look weathered enough to be a drug dealer or sewage worker and nobody would ever take him for a normal job
>>62139706Based on experience my best guess is >Parents gave him a house so his housing expenses are taken care of and he works 3 days a week at a tattoo/piercing shop for extra money (mostly just to hang out and have something to post on instagram)
>>62139706Anyone I've seen like this who isn't already rich does tattoo or piercings or some "alt" shit where they fit in amongst other freaks
>>62137818If the job interview is for the clown show or weed store then why not
>>62137818Surely his speech must be fucked up now with his tongue split in half?
