retardmaxxing edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previously on /smg/>>62142298
short oil
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>>62143072bussy PLEASE
AMFN. You don't want to miss out on the next energy paradigm, do you /smg/?
> nows
hehmarkets are green everyday thanks trump
>>62143069Oil market pricing over the last 7 weeks is the most insane financial occurrence I have witnessed in my lifetime thus far
>>62143084how so?>Oil situation is INSANE
>>62143085>DirectXGODS
MY BEAR SPREADS! MY BEAR SPREADS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62143088The price is extraordinarily low
mean reversion? what's that?
>>62143079>AMFNdown 99.9% from ATHnope thanks
>>62143091AI SH0P ID
>see that my stocks are up>am happy>go outside and see happy couples >wanna cry
bingo bango
>>62143084Oil traders have always been psychotically locked in at all times and are feasting on all the fresh dumb meat
>>62143098get gf>>62143099i sold my advanced money dispenser today
>>62143093show name boss?
Who else is bullish
>>62143101Oil is a strange thing to be gambling on if you actually need it
>>62143096Your loss. It's going to be another 100 bagger like HGRAF.
>>62143104It's a movie called Office Space.
>>62142937I am working on a workaround for how to sterilize the Bussy and Jerome’s bullshit while also shorting the SPY.I imagine it will probably be a fairly complex multiparty trade, as their interventions are increasingly complex in turn. And simple trade will get you heemed. I imagine it will involve swaps and things like that. Real Money has to flow somewhere besides the dollar but they’ll keep knocking down whatever it is so that it doesn’t become a long term trend.Basically you need an everything basket or to at least approximate one to be risk free. I expect it will take me some weeks to put together, apologies for the inconvenience.
Automatic Money Doubler bros are winning bigly in 2026
>>62143108OHONONONONONO
>>62143101>>62143107i tried to look for a "peak oil" forum, i figured i could find some autists tracking exactly how long it will be until the delayed oil cutoff shock hitscouldn't find anything though & now i don't know what to think
>>62143093
>>62143110>Office Spaceok will watch bossI will recommend you my favorite movie of all timecape fearhas mr de niro
Oil goingo
>>62143084The oil market has big fucking money and smarter people in it than you can imagine. It>>62143091s the equivalent of a 20 year old videogame with no skill based matchmaking getting flooded with new players because some vtuber made a stream about it. Retard newbies are getting absolutely shredded in it.
perfect, a brand new thread for me to drop my latest bobo
>>62143102>get gfIncapable of doing so
oil is still very expensiveit's more expensive than when governments all started panicking but now there's just silencethe iran war has literally turned into ukraine/russia background noise but the impacts still exist and in doing so for so long make these impacts a lot worse every daywhy has the world stopped caring?
>>62143111trips checked, good luck anon
>U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Wednesday that a number of allies in the Gulf region and in Asia have requested currency swap lines from the United States to help deal with energy shocks and other fallout from the Middle East war.>Bessent told U.S. senators that both the U.S. and the United Arab Emirates would benefit from a proposed swap line that President Donald Trump said he was considering on Tuesday.>Bessent did not name the countries making such requests, but told a U.S. Senate Appropriations subcommittee budget hearing that such facilities would help stabilize financial markets amid turmoil from the Middle East war.>"And swap lines, whether it's from the Federal Reserve or the Treasury, are to maintain order in the dollar funding markets and to prevent the sale of the U.S. assets in a disorderly way," Bessent said. "So, the swap line would benefit both the UAE and the U.S., and as I said, numerous other countries, including some of our Asian allies, have also requested them."Nikkei is about to soar
>>62143069>bullcucks are about to be BTFO by the market once the inevitable delayed April dip hits.And I’m just sitting here laughing ready to capitalize on their stupid money
Is that nigga who shorted MSTR still here? OOF
>>62143118That's a good one, too. The original with Robert Mitchum is also great. Apparently it will be remade soon for whatever reason.
Everything is going up. EVEN OIL o_O
>>62143122self-fulfilling prophecyu can write self-fulfilling prophecies which work in your favor, instead of against it, but your hand is forced by things you cannot see & are not equipped to understand
nvda is still undervalued here.
>>62143115Seems to be happening now, no? If trump doesn't put a lid on this by suspending the blockaid its oger.
>>62143126all i need is 1 more good daythat's probably famous last words in trading(/gambling), though xd
>>62143104FUCKING ZOOMERS GET OFF MY BOARD
Probably another half of of SPY going from 710-709.50Easy for a quick scalp
>>62143135blockade* promise im not a jeet
>>62143135>>62143135>Seems to be happening now, no?is it?the other anons mentioned oil prices a few times, i actually haven't been paying attention
>>62143123Relative to inflation we need like $6/gallon gas to rival 2008. I don't feel the pain until my ass is gaped past that.
>>62143093thats the low quality versionhere, take this
>>62143140>t.
>>62143098>see that my stocks are up>can't talk to my gf about it because if I mention it she'll just tell me to sell right away
>>62143123The world, aka the normalfags, will only start reacting when they see their holidays flight being canceled. Didn't you learn anything from Covid? They only react at the last minute like dumb sheep. And guess what, the market is the collective unconscious of those dumb sheep, making it even dumber somehow.
>>62143131the new babies can't watch older films so they get remade for them for bigger profits lolsame shit as what happens in video games somehowmy shill stock is also KRKNF if you are interested to check
>>62143106MeSomething has shiftedThe TACOs no longer work
>>62143098robotics son
>>62143152Actually the market is the wisdom of crowds with input from millions of people. The price will not settle (for a microsecond) until it's at something everybody is happy with
>>62143154TOTAL ZOOMER 90S FILM VIEWING
>>62143146izzat maxxing. smart dalit. he'll make it.
>>62143125>Gulf state needs to be bailed out when oil is close to 100 buckskek this peak clown world, this is hilarious.Also the mere fact they need their asses saved financially should tell you the extent of the disaster.No wonder they're banning satellite views and photographing shit.
>>62143139FUCK
>>62143166Did you trade off of what that anon said or something?
>>62143123Because the world coordinated the collective release of 400 million barrels of oil to reduce demand, US alone is releasing 41% of its current strategic reserves, they also unsanctioned Russian oil and Iranian oil at sea(meaning once the oil is in a tanker it's not sanctioned, which in practice means there are no sanctions) reality is the nations that are currently the hardest impacted are third world shitholes in Asia that are irrelevant
>>62143139Oopsie I was wrong
>>62143163They can't ship their oil though
>smiggers told us to sell MSFT and that it was unironically going to be another fossil like IBM because of some H1B1 hires
>>62143170Russia even thought of a new kind of air delivery for oil. This is the kind of thinking out of the box the world needs!
>>62143175Define "some"
>TSMC target $470
>>62143175Their CEJ is really off putting, however.
>>62143175no one said that except picrel. labors useless anyways they don't do anything. musk already fired all his pajeets and just hires chinese and eastern euros now.
>>62143176Decentralised delivery. It's literally raining oil.
>>62143175tech bears here are always wrong.
>buy under 20>sell over 20UUUU is the easiest stock to swing. Another month, another 20%. I should stop being a pussy and start playing big, I will probably dump 10k next time it dumps.
>>62143069I could probably fuck off and do van life for a year if I locked in my mu and sndk gains. They are still going up tho and I'm afraid to walk away from my stable although stressful lawyer life.
>>62143189SK Hynix reports tonight, I'm holding my memory
>>62143177ive been in threads where some guy posts an image from FT that he doesnt understand as a reason MSFT is sold off. if we are lucky it will get posted itt.
don't short or long oil retards just buy south american producers who export the medium and heavy sour crudes that Asia's refineries love so much. The price of the commodity doesn't matter either way, the mid east is BTFO and everyone will be buying a lot more oil from the new world for the at least 3 to 6 months after whenever Iran is man enough to admit defeat
>>62143194I have a concern that it will be sell the news but I will still hold and be patient
>>62143176>>62143184Ukraine is resuming flows of Russian oil from the Druzhba pipeline in exchange for $90 billion
After all, why not? Why can't the stock market P/E ratio surpass dotcom bubble levels?Why could it not have another +25% year?Why would there be a correction during an election year?
>>62143198I'm considering writing calls but not selling
>>62143201we just had a correction
>>62143201>muh P/E ratioLOL STAY POOR
>>62143206New ATH for me todayYou think I'm watching from the sidelines? I'm all in on this clown show
>>62143205We've had one correction, yes
Wouldn’t we expect to see higher P/E with the way inflation works? Not even muh hyperinflation. Just basic percentages compounding over time.
AMFN bros how we feelin'
>>62143215Price and earnings are both measuring in dollars, retard. Inflation doesn't matter.
>>62143098women are expensive, anon
>>62143200Interesting.The 90 bil comes from the EU as an aid package that was being vetoed by the outgoing Hungarian PM. The pipeline was only closed at the end of Jan 2026 and that's been putting the hurt on Slovakia and Hungary.I heard rumors Russia may be gearing up for a mass conscription, their military is literally still "just throw bodies at the problem" Meanwhile Ukraine (The West) is the world's leading robotics warfare expert at this point
gamblers should be buying Spirit right now
>>62143149WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SPY GOING UP THEN
>>62143222waiting for power hour
>>62143221I don't gamble on niggers and pol told me the elit don't want poor people to travel anyways
>>62143201P/E ratio is meaningless in the U.S market. Wall street is just a giant casino now.https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/iran-war-stock-market-588f5a22>markets are increasingly driven by you-only-live-once bets and momentum-chasing algorithms>When trading, “it doesn’t matter if something is real or fake,” he said>When Danner Drake, 54, saw news of the Nasdaq correction flash on his office computer>the Alabama-based civil engineer sold roughly 10% of his holdings in a plain-vanilla index fund and plugged it into ProShares UltraPro QQQ
Notice how silent the Israeli Gauzy spammer is
>>62143223;-;me too
>>62143224pol is right. plane tickets should cost $1k minimum and gas should be $20/gallon.
>>62143227>civilGODS
>>62143224maybe go back to pol. that will improve smg.
i'm mostly pissed QQQ went up so much more so far
>>62143201I know, right? 8000 is unironically a valid target. And chances are high we'll actually go straight to it.
>All these gaps>All this daily overboughtGuys.
>>62143239I like how the absolute depths on that chart are still about 10 points above the historic median
>>62143189>lawyerYou're worse than a fucking vegan. We get it, you're an ambulance chaser. Stfu.
>>62143221after it doubled?
>>62143224I used to believe this conspiracy, i don't think it's true anymore. Maybe among the leftist elites with an eco agenda but the right-wing elites are happy to see the plebs transfer their meagre income to them via flights to Disneyland.
>>62143215see >>62143239When earnings grow (and they DO grow), the target gets pushed further. Meaning after this quarter, the new target for 44 might very well be something like, say, 8100. And so on, and so on after every earnings quarter.
>>62143200Yep. They used it to get rid of a nasty blockage in the pipeline.Viktor Orban.
I should have impregnated my high school girlfriend. We could have had a live together. I should have impregnated any woman who ever loved me when I was young. Now I'm middle aged and alone.
>>62143236sorry i have to help make every smg worse than the last one it's my solemn sworn duty. A condition of my acceptance into the local synogogue if you will
What's the point in making it if you missed out on teenage love?
>>62143220It gets better
tomorrow might see a new ATHget calls for QQQ
>>62143243Yes, even the green zone should not actually be green. But hey, at that point, whatever.
>>62143220>Russia may be gearing up for a mass conscriptionHe wants to and is closing internet to make it easier but cannot hide the failures anymore.I doubt Russia will still be fighting by eoy.
>>62143256/smg/ never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>62143242*sigh* Fine, I'll set a short-term limit sell
>>62143256Get rich enough so you can buy a teen gf
>>62143246Funny because I actually do insurance defense... so I'm the guy inevitably paying the ambulance chaser.
>>62143253lol same>>62143256love is gay
>>62143231I always used to only fly to Jamaica which cost about £1k so I though that was the price of every plane ticket. Blew my mind that people were flying to Europe for £50. I think "gas" is already $20 a gallon here, idk I don't drive. A gallon is four litres right?
>>62143256If you make it you can buy teenage love, just ask any billionaire
>>62143262I except the collapse of the Russian state somewhat soonish, they are already in a state of total war economyUnfortunately I don't know how to profit of that
>>62143256Honestly so grateful I had it otherwise i might not be able to cope
>>62143175I bought near the bottom and sold around $400 because I'm a big pussy and I was afraid the war would escalate.>>62143201Because at some point you will run out of greater fools, and the companies have to show some sort of a profit that beats holding t-bills (interest rates). Without further rate cuts, we will plateau soon enough. This is the best scenario by the way. What happens if some war breaks out destroying vital infrastructure and income resource of certain oil rich countries that now have to pull some investments out of the US to do some needed reconstruction and maybe even resupplying their defences? What if it causes a panic and people start pulling out?
>>62143266>paying the ambulance chaserSo you're not a good insurance defense lawyer even.
>>62143262I've consistently heard that Russia is winning the war even from pro-Ukraine sources. The debate is at what cost. Ukraine seems to have a much higher K/D ratio despite slowly losing ground.
>>62143268>Blew my mind that people were flying to Europe for £50I regularly fly to Europe for £15.
SBLK operates on short term charters at the daily spot which went way the fuck up during the Hormussy crisis. They report earnings May 13 which includes some of that sweet emegrency rates. God's children will like and retweet this. Satan's children will ignore it and goon to sissy hypno hentai instead
>>62143273>I don't know how to profit of thatWait for firepoint to start trading publicly and buy with both hands.
>>62143276What is an ambulance chaser? I don't live in the United States of Hell.
>>62143279You live in EU?
>>62143276Yea let me just take an uncontested liability case to trial. Fucking moron. Just cut the check and walk away.
Uhh Intelbros why are we dumping
>>62143277>I've consistently heard that Russia is winning the war even from pro-Ukraine sources.There is no path for Russia to win. None at all. You need to use your eyes, not your ears.
>>62143279Is it really this cheap or is it "£15" i.e one way, no luggage, airport in the middle of nowhere?
>>62143282An ambulance chaser is a lawyer who follows the ambulance to the hospital so that he can be the first to offer his services to the injured party.
gains
>>62143201I was flat most of 2025 due to dollar devaluation, for me this is just the beginning of a bull market.
>>62143283Scotland. Not eu. I fly to Copenhagen a lot. Also Dublin, Vienna, Berlin, Lisbon and Bucharest. Never pay much for flights.
>If I was a betting man, I'd say the IRGC is laying mines in the middle of the Hormuz transit channel today with dozens and dozens of speedboats.Lookin' gud
oil now the highest its been for a weekmarket and oil don't seem to be inversely linked anymore
>>62143295where'd you get this photo I thought all the space cameras were shut down
>>62143284>Just cut the check and walk away.So what's the point of being a lawyer? A temp agency secretary can cut checks.
>>62143283>pound sterling>EU>>62143287Ukraine can run out of manpower or the USA could stop sending them weapons. >>62143294I last left the country in 2006 lol.
>>62143295Where did this image come from? Do you have access to live military satellite feeds?Is it possible you saw someone tweeting some bullshit and believed it?
>Finally no longer punished for buying the topOmg SandiskGODS were are so back. I'm only at a -$1140 profit YTD now.
>>62143273Total war economy is the only thing keeping Russia from completely imploding and even that is failing now. You can tell shit is dire because the combined arms assaults they would do each spring once temps were high enough was barely a thing this year, all they can do is throw bodies at drones
>>62143256Have you ever seen teenagers in love? They are out of their goddamned minds. You didn't miss out.
>>62143297The TACO flopped. What will be the next one?
>>62143281have you heard of SPAIF?not ukrainian but drone tech
>>62143298>>62143302WarMonitor3 on twitter posted it
>>62143288Prices are up at the moment but you can get £15 flights all over Europe from UK. Not to the middle of nowhere. With a small under seat bag which I can manage a week with.If I'm going longer I just courier a bag. It's a lot cheaper.
>>62143256>this meme againWhy are so many anons obsessed with this lately? Right now, the vast majority of people on earth don't experience "teenage love". It comes down to a few scenarios:>A stone-age third world situation where teens indeed get married but they basically become full time adults as well, the girl is pregnant every single year until she dies young, the boy has to hunt or slave himself in some mine or plantation>A more advanced third world situation where men work their asses of until 30 when they can finally marry a 16 year old girl>Developing countries where it can range from legit teen lovers being the norm like LatAm to incel/femcel hell scape like China or India or many muslim countries>First world pozzed countries where maybe half the population experiences teenage loveAnd this is the present day. In the past it was much worse. Sure people got married younger, but they also died younger.
>>62143304>negative in this niggerskullfuckingbullmarket
>>62143310>Is it possible you saw someone tweeting some bullshit and believed it?Okay so yes
>>62143300>the USA could stop sending them weapons.They stopped when trump got in. Ukraine makes 90%+ of their weapons now. They only want patriots from USA but they're not desperate anymore.
>>62143306that's what i'm saying total war economy is always the last dying gasp of a failing campaign unless you're horseback archer barbarians
thoughts on tsm buy at current price?
>tfw sold 150 shares of amd in 2018 to cover a car payment or somethingits hard to cope, but at least i still never sold the majority. the hardest cope was selling all my palantir in 2020
kek bears were wrong AGAINlook how little the market gives a shit about your precious strait
>>62143313Have you ever left your basement? When in secondary school all the popular boys had girlfriends by year 11 (age 16) I was pretty much the only virgin by the end of sixth form (18)
>>62143308el taco grande? a double taco?
>>62143317Eight minutes old, US finally confirms there's mines in the strait despite denying it for weeks and Trump and the Pentagon putting sailors lives at risk by telling them to go through areas they knew ere minedhttps://archive.is/FPQrs
>>62143309Not one I've come across. Will have a look.
>>62143323forgot image
>>62143313anyone that survived childhood was expected to live to at least their 60s retard
>>62143309>>62143281just buy AVAV you retards
>>62143316>Dabbed on by dadYou cuntibaws.
>>62143331we are close to $300 bro. im watching for it.
WHY ISN'T SPY AT 711 YETWHAT TEH FUCK DONALD TRUMP HELP MECMON
>>62143329bullish for krknf
>>62143338Cute...
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYCOME WATCH ZOGNALD GLUMPFT EAT A TACO.
Wow i just realised that next month it will be 20 years since I last stepped on a plane. I remember it was April 2006 my mum took me to a funeral in Jamaica. Do they still hand out the free socks and toothpaste? Are there still little televisions in the back of the seats? How nuts is airport security now?
>>62143335ok you talked me into it
>>62143345May 2006 I mean.
STOP MENTIONING STOCKS THAT WENT UP LIKE 1000% IN ONE YEAR. How about you people tell us about stocks BEFORE they go up 1000%?!
>>62143280SBLK is a solid business. I've met the owner she is ruthless.But shipping is cyclical so even good businesses can suffer. Right now they must be printing money. They are also not selling ships so they must expect it to get much better. Many people share the sentiment, which is perhaps a bad sign.
>>62143335Nope. I'll be waiting for firepoint to go public. The firm that has designed, built, (while under fire) budget friendly drones, cruise missiles and ballistic missiles which have destroyed a superpower. In a few years, while at war, with no money. They already have loads of gulf customers thanks to trump.
there it is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6V8As3ij9E
>>62143345Idk the airline I fly with has fucking nothing. Security is not bad just irritating and slow.
>>62143352you had 10 years to buy AMD
>>62143298>>62143302>implying Europe cares about your FREE SPEECH [censored satellites and social media]Literally on fucking Sentinel-2https://browser.dataspace.copernicus.eu/?zoom=13&lat=26.87985&lng=56.93853&themeId=DEFAULT-THEME&visualizationUrl=U2FsdGVkX1%2FdMovdqGyk%2BRc8aEfuMIlssysOZfvViget5V4CzltY9FF4E5Km4UtTwxo2hTEj5PbemFlT5MHjGTuoMkTd%2BSmXw5%2BfwWS2HkiL2nv7AWu9xhXLE%2FDcVUmg&datasetId=S2_L2A_CDAS&fromTime=2026-04-22T00%3A00%3A00.000Z&toTime=2026-04-22T23%3A59%3A59.999Z&layerId=1_TRUE_COLOR&demSource3D=%22MAPZEN%22&cloudCoverage=30&dateMode=SINGLE
>>62143352uhhhh you're meant to be telling me that
>>62143354i can understand, i supposei dunno how much i buy into meritocratic markets at htis point>>62143348they're good trust methey sell overpriced shit to the US military already
>>62143345>20 years since I last stepped on a planeI barely manage 20 days. Flying again in two weeks too.
I bought MU at 465 because I wanted to ride the wave of SNDK earnings and somehow Im up already.Is making money that easy, you just buy good companies pre earnings and snag an easy 10%?
>>62143353>I've met the owner she is ruthless.>she All I need to know thanks
>>62143335Fuck that stock it dropped 33% intraday last month
>>62143352buy BULL if you want something that is well off the highs and has potential.
>>62143323that's why you never sell. I still have some $2.50 shares.
>>62143325>all the popular boysHow many of them were there, percentage wise? Were they 90% of the class, or 50%?>>62143333Unless they died to disease, war, pregnancy complications, dysentery, etc.Check the average age of European kings in the medieval ages, before they started inbreeding. A king living to 60 was rare. They usually died shitting their souls out at 30.
>>62143367Her dad is still in charge (on paper).
>tfw probably going to close out at +0.1%Can my minors release some drill findings or something.
short gamestop
>>62143270>If you make it you can buy teenage love, just ask any billionaireYeah just look at bezos and his soulmate
HGRAF https://www.grapheneuses.org/darpa-seeks-graphene-production-data-for-aerospace-load-bearing-structures/
>>62143364>dunno how much i buy into meritocratic markets at htis pointThe world will go back to normal when trump is removed/killed.
>>62143353i'm literally just buying calls for earnings in a month, it's not a long term investmenti didn't know about the she-eo though i might reconsider
AMD stalled out at $299.. its over
Damn I only need like $28k to hit $1mThen my real life can begin
>>62143379RIP.
>>62143366>buy good companies pre earnings and snag an easy 10%?Like RTX?>Dumps 10% after beat.
>>62143377i'm not so sure xdi bet it will change but "back to normal" hell no
>>62143369I kept averaging down from $25 to now $9 kek. I'm considering to buy more to bring the average further down. There's no reason for this stock to be under $20.
>>62143364i trust every anonymous poster on 4chan babe
>Israeli drone reportedly dropped grenade on rescuers trying to retrieve wounded journalist>A Lebanese military source tells Al Jazeera that Israeli forces targeted Red Cross rescue workers and prevented them from searching for missing journalist Amal Khalil after attacks on the south.>An Israeli drone dropped a grenade on rescuers trying to lift a wounded journalist from the rubble in southern Lebanon, an unnamed senior Lebanese military official told Reuters news agency.Jesus christ...
>>62143381big RIP
>>62143385me too
tell me bad tickersdont need good ones, they are already priced in boss
>>62143387Remember that time they struck a food aid van like 3x in a row lol?
>>62143375bezos soulmate looks like she was raised in a whorehouse. He probably only had sex twice with that frigid white bitch he had
>PLTR
>>62143358The original reason why I never travelled is because I have no friends to travel with. I also used to think plane tickets were £1k minimum as I said earlier. Now it's because I consistently heard that flying is miserable. I heard shit about having to take your shoes off, not being allowed a bottle of water, five hour waits, no legroom, drunks flipping out on the plane, nazi border guards. The mask and vaxx thing was the final straw, I swore to just holiday in the UK for the rest of my life. The whole planet seems to be all the same globalist crap these days anyway judging by what I see online. Don't get the appeal of travelling in 2026 honestly.
>>62143387> journalistHe was a hezbollah propagandist
>>62143387Israel getting dabbed on by the international community would be so bullish... it's never happening is it
>>62143382MU did the same last earnings kek. I learned to pull a trail limit to sell as soon as the earnings pump ends
>find memoryslop etf>DRAMIs it even worth it after they've all run up?
>>62143396that image is a joek right?bust size, credit score, flight risk
>>62143384i could see it making a HOOD style run in the future.
>>62143393go into the archive and search for GRRRthat and any tickers posted with it are all bad
>>6214337110% maybe.
>>62143404why would that be a joke? these are the stats that matter
>>62143404You're right. It doesn't mention whether or not she wipes.
WHY THE FUCK WON'T SPY GO UP HELP ME FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFUCK YOU>>62143411it does seem like something those freaks might implement as a joke
>>62143396>bust sizeI am now bullish on PLTR
what is this amd companyis it some new fake nvidia wannabe shitstock?
>>62143398>He was a hezbollah propagandistFunny how many journalists documenting Jewish atrocities are this...
Give me 1 (one) good reason not to short TLT and long XCCC gigajunk if we are hyper hyperinflating now?UNO.
>>62143415advanced money dispenser
>>62143329Is that even that much of an issue? You don't need to clean the whole strait to make it operational, just an area wide enough to let ships pass through.
>>62143417because you don't know anything about how bonds work (neither do i)
>>62143401I'm holding RTX long term so not bothered. It's slightly tiresome but meaningless ultimately.
>>62143373HW didn't start a war, Saddam did. Idk what wars Clinton started, wasn't that the USA golden age? W, lol. Obama wasnt great either, bombed Libya but at least it didn't turn into a shitshow like Donny's war.
>>62143416journalists taking pictures in israel is anti-semitic
>>62143420>You don't need to clean the whole strait to make it operational, just an area wide enough to let ships pass through.While under fire.....
>>62143416It would be a lot harder to believe if that wasn't their MO at this point, they straight up aim for hospitals and reporters
we did it boys!
>>62143420The area mined is the traditional shipping route used before the war, which is entirely in Omani waters which means any new route would be in Iranian waters
>>62143416>start a war by attacking Israel>loseFunny how you call losing an “atrocity”Pack it up, mohamed. You’re finished
>>62143384Why don't they swap the statue every time there's a bull or bear market?
>>62143432SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62143433the Iranians also said they couldn't confirm whether their mines drifted or not
>>62143408Even if it doesn't replicate HOOD's success, markets always need a second-place stock. Every NVDA needs an AMD.>>62143410Then that's even worse than what I said, that only 50% get to experience teen love. It's probably much worse now with late gen-Z and gen alpha.
>>62143440Yeah it's worse>t. thought the only girl that liked me was praning me
>>62143432>P/E RatioI'll take it.
Memory Chads we did it. So many more pumps to come. I'm talking hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars.
>>62143352Buy crematoria stock?
>>62143387Where is the Lebanese army? How does the IDF simply keep walking in and massacring people?
>>62143443
https://youtu.be/JsL-5R76jFk
>>62143444who wants to be a gorillionaire
>>62143448the Lesbianese are too busy bickering at each other as lesbians do
>>62143256do you want to miss out on ADULT love too, DUMBASS????
david soxl's computer chip corporation.
Bobros when will we win?
>>62143387shit, that was a load-bearing journalist, the whole world's economy stood on his shoulders, I'm going to sell everything now
>>62143444>MU finally got out of that 450 peak helltook 2 months but it finally happened
>>62143456tfw 34 never had a gf
>>62143459you had your win in 2008
>>62143369Investment fraud warning on that stock lel
>>62143459you have to maximize those 10-15% drops or short stuff like SaaS when applicable.
>>62143433>>62143428It's currently closed either way due to Iran regardless of mines, it's just that you don't need whole 6 months for strait to become operational once Iran stops blocking it, making the whole 6 month headline kind of moot.
Are we really going to ignore half the world oil supply is gone?!?!What the fuck?!?!
>>62143464>STOP MENTIONING STOCKS THAT WENT UP LIKE 1000% IN ONE YEAR. How about you people tell us about stocks BEFORE they go up 1000%?!>nooo i dont want to take any riskslooks like the problem is you. you want huge gains with low risk. even good stocks are "up too much for you". its why giving tickers to people is useless. people can find tickers they just dont buy.
>>62143448Lebanon is a failed state, the nation is divided along religious lines so there's no sense of national identity or cohesion, they had a civil war that lasted for 15 years, a good example of all this is that by law the President must be Maronite and as a result the Muslims keep killing them
>>62143468I'm not ignoring it at all I bought GTE at 7.9 and have been swinging PBR calls
>>62143432>Sold AMD 23st mar @ $206Profit is profit but it still hurts.
>>62143464bullish. imagine leaving money on the table. saylor would never do that.
>>62143463Nah. Tarp and the pegging of the swissie fucked bobos even then.
>>62143396>tfw you start stuffing your pants to bulgemaxx so that my female government assigned glowie thinks I'm a chad
>>62143448>idf simply massacring people Firstly they do go to some lengths to preserve lives of civies. Secondly, they aren’t just “walking in”.Israel has taken very heavy armor losses thanks to drones.The lost 21 Merk tanks in a single day to drones.
>>62143471Bullish on HELP, demand is at all time highs
>>62143477it will dip again im sure. you can buy back in then. ive been holding for years and will try to hold for the next 5 as the Meta and OpenAI deals unfold.
>>62143396That'll be double D plus tip.
$300>$300$300>$300$300>$300$300>$300$300>$300$300>$300
>>62143397I mean it's not that bad. I could easily put myself in a sardine can if it brought me to a cool place. Most flights aren't that long and I've done 24 hour trips without any issue. Yeah they make you do the shoes-off humiliation ritual but it only lasts like 2 minutes per flight. And each airline is vastly different, American airlines are shit sometimes but Asian ones are almost always great. You get good food and comfy blankets and they treat you nice.
>>62143486>peoplethey're muslimslaws of war don't apply to terrorists
lmao
>>62143468Actually 60% of the world oil supply is gone. This is worse when you consider that with 70% of the world's supply gone most of the world economy will shut down. But that's just what happens with 80% gone. At least with demand destruction with 90% we will find a new balance with 100% oil gone.
>>62143468
>>62143396>credit score: 500just like the black folks. they're the same.
>>62143474I've never liked the Lebanese. The seem racist and money obsessed. And I have plenty of Syrian and Iraqi friends
>>62143496TACO TACO TACO
I'm so tired of being retarded and poor How do I fix this?
>>62143497kek someone needs to do an edit of the jew jumping out the window and running away screaming about the oil supply he's owed
why won't SPY hit 711
>>62143497true
So is the AI bubble gonna burst or what? People keep saying it but I don’t see why it would. AI is still in its infancy.
>>62143484>tfw you start taking estrogen so PLTR can't recognize you by your bulge anymore
>>62143486It's scary how much drones have changed war. I remember 10 years ago they were just seen as a curiosity used by weirdos to film stuff.
>>62143493Shoes off is over now. They have little shoe scanners.
>>62143496what exactly does pre-announcing your sunday night TACO accomplish? just do it
>>62143505It’s been going sideways since open. There is no appetite today
>>62143507LLMs can't be pushed any further but god knows what the LLM companies are gonna do
>>62143457I hear he's a big hit in Philadelphia
>>62143517i'm gonna kill myself
>>62143366MU dumped bigly after crushing earning you dummy
>>62143507it's not bursting, the west is on the brink of fully automated warfare using AI.If AI fails so does the west
>>62143525lol
>>62143507My interpretation of the AI bubble is that sooner or later a couple of the big AI companies get the majority of users, then the rest will go under as they won't be able to keep up.Also a lot of useless projects are getting invested in just because they're using AI.
>>62143533>>62143533>>62143533
>>62143468no one cares bro just transition to renewables
nobody understands AI but me
>>62143525Why are people hellbent on making The Terminator a reality??
>>62143220The EU and Ukraine recognized that with a birth rate of like 1.2 children per women it's just not sustainable to waste even a single human life. Russians have the same birth rate but are still under the impression that they can just regrow their human army.
>>62143528 on the brink in geopolitcial terms i.e. this century. Ukraine is building out a robot army against russia as we speak
>>62143539Its literally just surveillance what's hard to understand about that
>>62143541it's a pretty cool moviedon't worry big tech will have total control over the AI (LMAO)hopefully the AI is autistic enough to leave whites and east asians alive
I really wish I could could find a way to share these infectious melodies in my head>I jack my dick like a cock>I jack my dick on and offX2
>>62143571that sounds banging bro you know you can use AI to make music right?
1600 dollars for sitting on my ass today. Swing trading TQQQ is a heavenly sensation.
>>62143496just 2 more sundays
>>62143576Wait until you hear my song about my wet red dog dick
>>62143381>babbys first attempt at board level repair
>>62143589i eagerly await your musical genius
>>62143524Pls don’t buy out HESM, let me make my gains in piece thamks.
>>62143507Eventually the companies will have to make a profit worth their valuation and eventually all those data centers that are totally going to be built will have to exist
What about the backward p/e ratio?
>>62143352Games Workshop (theyre about to 10x again)
>>62143396>CelinaThere's a few single moms around there I've fucked.>1992Nah nvm
>>62143121This guy's fingers are like giant dicks. Wtf
>>62143562>Let the goyim deal with the terminators
