Get your cheapies!Come slurp your cheapies!Come get'em before they're expensivies!
>>62145764I LOOOOOVE me some GRT. Stack up on BAT and PNK while you're at it home boys.You stupid nigger
>>62145844In a few years GRT will be among the top 10 by mcap and you will remember me
>>62145764Which is the most cucked coin? GRT, ROSE or ICP? I hold all three.
>>62146164Depends on your entry pricesGRT is a great hold if you buy at this point, since it won't go much lowerDo tell me, how long have you been bagholding?
>>62146573My first buy was a 10k suistack in January 2021 I think. Around 30 cents. I proceeded to roundtrip the whole $2+ pump back down and never sold. I topped up to 50k GURTs like 2 years ago or something so my average is 10 cents now. I've been buying all the other cucked coins but not GURT because the tokenomics are unironically shit and while I'm sure GURT isn't going away from an adoption perspective, Yanniv Tranniv stole the query fees in the end and also Tegan is a retarded jewish cunt, which should be bullish if not for the fact she is a roastie. It's over.
>>62145764I would, but….It’s Over
>>62150018Haven't you heard?It's not over anymore, that part is what's over.
>>62149998>Tegan is a retarded jewish cuntI was gonna say we should milk her publicly and that it should improve GRT's price actionBut I checked up on her and it seems she is battling cancerThis is bad bros, the project needs someone who can be publicly milked or the price will stay in the gutter
>>62145764Turns out Tegan has cancer bros...It looks pretty bad>Not like this
>>62150157>>62150162>It's realDamn now I feel like a cunt. Maybe this is God's punishment for letting Yanniv Tranniv steal the query fees and prevent all of us from making it thoughever.
>>62150252>Maybe this is God's punishment for letting Yanniv Tranniv steal the query fees and prevent all of us from making it thougheverlmao you're a cunt
>>62145764Here's a poem about how Yaniv the Traniv stole all the query fees and doomed the project:Yaniv the Traniv slid into the code,Tiptoed light on the data road,Indexers grinding, “profits ahead!”Yaniv said, “Nice,” and siphoned instead.Delegators dreaming of APY highs,Yaniv bought lunch with their staking supplies,Curators yelling, “This graph will boom!”Yaniv took fees and rented a room.Where did the query fees go? Who knows?Vanished like socks or your last pesos,Dashboards green, everything “fine,”Yaniv just whispered, “All mine, all mine.”He skimmed each query, quick and neat,Turned every click into something to eat,dApps kept pinging, none the wiser,Yaniv leveled up as a “fee optimizer.”Then came a day when the math felt off,APR coughing a digital cough,They traced the trail—too late to believe—Signed at the bottom: “Yaniv the Traniv — GG, I leave.”
>>62145764Nigger I bought this shit at like a dollar 1.60
>>62151146In that case it's the perfect moment to buy moreYa' know, dollar-cost averaging and stuff
>>62150822Checked>>62151077Kek. Obvious AI slop but nice dubs
I'm the GUURRRRRRRRTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>62145764I LOVE me some yoGRT!
>>62145764KEK'S CHOSEN COIN$9.99 BY 2028
>>62150162Milking event when?
>>62151160No. I was delegating it but then they changed some shit and now the thing it's on doesn't give me delegations and I've been way too lazy to take it out and re-delegate it to the new thing because the reward amounts to like 44 dollars.I want to believe that the "blockchain google" has utility but nobody seems to give a fuck about DEXs. In fact it's been so long since I looked into this topic I'm going to guess and assume DEXs are a totally illegal thing now.
>>62155167Sadly, Tegan's milking event is gonna have to be postponed indefinitely.>Milkers closed due to cancerWe need another girl involved in the project to serve as the cow. Any ideas?
>>62155172Forget about it being the Google of whateverThe only thing you need to know is that AI agents are gonna pay for each other's data in GRTGRT's main usecase comes with AI
