im tired of the goy humiliation ritual that is taxes there is nothing more demeaning to the goiym psyche than a tax audit
I had to amend my taxes this year because TurboTax was retarded and didn't account for something in my state. I got a fat refund though so I ain't mad at em heyyyy
>>62146376i did it because I'm afraid of an auditi can barely get out of bed outside work let alone fill out 50000 IRS goyforms
>>62146403You have a higher chance of getting audited if you amend your tax forms
Federal taxes are nothing. I end up only paying about 5% in taxes per year. Live in a state with no tax so thats not an issue. The real butt fuckery is property tax. You'll never actually pay off a house because youll be paying ever increasing taxes forever on it.
>>62146422this>that will be 50,000 dollars+ to live here for a decade and enjoy our golem niggerfaggot public services annoying you every day, or a ticket, or some other bullshit golem meltdown where your kid gets run over by a leased truckthanks I could have used that money to build a park but instead I have to forcefully give it to some npc woke teacher who diddles kids
>>62146403I went back and read the reasoning for your amendment in your image. You're a massive pussy. The IRS won't go after you for something so trivial.
>>62146328unless you have thousands and thousands of dollars of interest income, i wouldn't bother amending your return. i've """accidentally""" forgotten to include a few hundred dollars of interest income for numerous years.
>>62146403>>62146328In Europe I just log into a government website with my biometric smart ID and they already know how much I made because my employer's accountants told them over the course of the year and I click a few things and I'm done.Free.American system is the way it is so rich people can avoid taxes entirely.That's it.Paying taxes is a low IQ move in America.But.They can also put you in jail if you get on their radar.They put people in jail for over estimating the value of their real estate on bank loan applications lol.
Make sure you claim your 37¢ of interest income!
>>62146835They could put you in jail for not filing your 1099INT, yes. If they want.
>>62146328>>62146403>>62146643>>62146835>>62146867CPA here. The IRS won’t go after you for any mistake(s) that aggregate to less than a $100 difference.
>>62146422>tfw you have to pay for the schools, police, and utilities in your community
>>62146884I mean if the government comes after you.DOJ sent by politicians to rape you and destroy you.Show me the man and I'll show you the crime.
>>62146867You could be fined, but only INTENTIONAL tax evasion carries a potential prison sentence. As long as they can't prove to a jury beyond a reasonable doubt that you didn't just forget to declare it, they cannot put you in jail.
>>62146884i'm also a CPA. >>62146701
>>62146908>he thinks America is under rule of lawKek. What did they put Steve Bannon in prison for?
big jeff thanks you for your service OP
>>62146911Nice. It’s a shame that posting on /biz/ doesn’t offer any CPE.
>>62146643>>62146701i keep my emergency fund in an hysa, the interest was a little over 1k for 2025i got spooked when i found out you need to report that
>>62146966Intentionally refusing to respond to a congressional subpeona. Why do you bring that up?
>>62146902>schoolsYou mean globohomo indoctrination centres>policeYou mean zog bots>utilities like 10% of taxes go to this and like out of this 10%, 90% of the taxes are wasted via bureaucracy and corruption, for example a statue that looks like shit was built for 500k in my town. Yeah the government! Best manager of our r\tax dollars!KYS simp for the Jewish zeitgeist nigger
>>62146884If the IRS can detect a discrepancy as small as $100, why don't they just send you a bill instead of making you figure it out?
>>62146902>he still thinks taxes pay for thingsthey literally print the money
>>62146422if the bank still owns the house why dont they pay the fucking taxesi hate real estate
>>62149891This, taxes are just a Jewish humiliation ritual to suck as much income out of Americans pockets as possible
>receive payment on your money>government wants your money, even though they quite literally had nothing to do with thisMakes you think
>>62146884>>62146701do people really do this? go on their irs tax forms and lie???
>>62146902>a person with no kids should be forced to pay for someone else's kidsfuck no
>>62146328IRS is pretty lenient unless you get retarded. Keep what you owe under five figures and they generally don't give a fuck unless the feds are already looking at you.
>>62149908In Europe the tax cut on interest payments by banks on savings deposits automatically goes to the government.>bank pays you 60>20 cut goes to the government immediately
>>62149867>why don't they just send you a bill instead of making you figure it out?Because following the rules is an IQ test.If you do it you stay poor.If you lie, cheat, and steal you are high IQ and ascend.The system is built to allow cheaters to win.And honest men get crushed.
>>62146328I double paid the IRS by accident. Now I have to wait months to get the money back
>>62151081the problem is if you have an W-2 or bank interest those will be reported to the irs who will know how much you should be taxed on those, likewise if you're trading on coinbase. The decline of thirdparty type places like uniswap makes it harder to be that guy who cashes out into zcash or whatever and tells the gubmint you lost it all in a hack.
>>62151218>you lost it all in a hackno way this worksthey would ask you for evidence lol
>>62151229>>62151218Now you know why all the guys who made it big in crypto left their home countries and live in Thailand or Dubai or some other 3rd world brown tax haven.
>>62149867>If the IRS can detect a discrepancy as small as $100, why don't they just send you a bill instead of making you figure it out?financial institutions and employers send the IRS copies of 1099s and W2s. the IRS knows about your income and the IRS can run an automated analytic (if they cared) to detect unreported income based on their receipt of these 1099s and W2s.they can't calculate your overall tax liability/refund. they don't have any insight into your business or individual expenses, because they aren't being fed an appropriately classified list of expense from your vendors or creditors or whatever. even if this did happen, the IRS has no obligation to seek out your minimum tax liability.
Based on everything I've read it looks like you're about to get justifiably fired and comparison to others or complaining this only started after revealing yourself to be jewish isn't going to fly in court.Your best bet is either to cut your losses and move on especially since an active security clearance makes you a tasty hire, or decide to become the stereotypical snivelly whiney jew with a persecution complex (sounds like you might already be there). Maybe your corporate is more limp wristed because they dont want a lawsuit? Your only hope is that they try to settle quickly.
