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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62146298
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short oil
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>He didn't buy GRRR
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>futures
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Remember, whatever the fuck happens, the SPX will not go down significantly until the midterms or else they are lost and that must not happen so the indices will remain high
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Tick tock, bulls
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Is the SaaS selloff today all based on the NOW earnings crash?
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KWBAOTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wPSSUjpnPE
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Buy every dip.
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This is gonna be a weird one.
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>>62147069
Mumu I beseech you!
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>>62147090
I’m begging you!
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Seems my hunch about the supreme leader being more of a presence was right at least according to NYT, interesting to see how this plays out
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>>62147075
Still down 32% on the GRRR I bought with my paper account when you first started shilling it
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Question
Do I buy USD (2x semi) shares or SOXL calls? thinking 2 weeks out?
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New trump tweet, apparently even during the "cease fire" iran has and is mining the straight, wtf is he actually doing
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>>62147101
forgot image
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>>62147101
he's obviously shorted up to the tits today
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>>62147103
He resigned kek Trump is retarded
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A RED DAY

A BLOODY DAY

A DAY THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED

DEATH

DEEEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHH

DEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHH
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>>62147103
>navys gone but i have order us to shoot at ships mining the straight
people were putting billions up betting on this guys words
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People were really shilling NOW hard the other day lol
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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What the fuck was that?
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>>62147103
>Eternal Peace is here at last!!!!
>til Sunday at least don't worry Israel
>AHHHHHH KILL EVERYONE
someone please give grandpa his meds he's getting too powerful
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>>62147103
>159 ships destroyed
how about some videos?
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>>62147109
I'm shilling NOW now!
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>>62147111
based and checked
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>>62147101
Every morning is like a tense post FOMC meeting now except it's the next truth social instead of a comment from Jerome
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>>62147104
bears need to get mojtaba khamenei to open a trading account and have him inverse everyone of his trades to create maximum chaos
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>Tech dumps
>SPX pumps
THEY ARE REPOSITIONING
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>>62147111
nice digits babe
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>>62147103
An order to shoot is a breach of the ceasefire I wonder?
Obviously it is if they shoot.
Iran is just playing a waiting game now to keep the moral high ground.
There's another truth too. Pic related.
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>>62147113
Yah but why are you bloviating like a woman about it?
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>>62147111
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is Indian Business Machines a buy?
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>He didn't buy AVEX

NGMI
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>>62147103
We don't have minesweeper anymore BTW, look it up lol.
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UUUU
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>>62147143
the minesweepers are actually just the oil tankers and other ships...when they blow a mine is swept
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whichever anon recommanded me Perrigo, thank you, I'm up 12% ! Should I sell now?
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V time kicked in yo?
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>>62147111
Based n' checked
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>>62147151
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That was the inducement; prepare thy anus. Red dildo is coming.
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S&P putting in a nice hammer. It's hammer time.
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spy put expires tomorrow am i dead
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>>62147159
Here comes the PMI numbers
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>>62147148
$50 this year?
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Guys SCHD is doing a little somethin
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Why would Trump even order "loudly" the shooting of boats deploying mines? Is he trying to paint them as evil? Is he confirming with that there are mines and that they are being deployed?
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>>62147148
>>62147166
this a good all in long term play here at this price ?
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>>62147097
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>Buy IBM before earnings, only a small gamble
>Company literally collapses and implodes from existence instantly
t-thanks computers
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>>62147103
I went all in on SHLD when this shit kicked off and it was $77. It's done nothing but fall since then it makes no sense
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>>62147143
They are sending in the Latvian minesweepers.
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Half the world oil supply is gone, how the fuck aren’t we giga dumping?!?!
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>>62147143
We have them but he slagged out navy so.....
I believe he's trying to use drones to demine.
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>>62147173
>IBM
>buying stock of a company whose CEO is named "Arvind Krishna"
shiggy fucking diggy anon
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>>62147164

>Average prices charged for goods and services rose in April
at the fastest rate since July 2022 amid increases in input
prices and supply scarcities. While manufacturers reported an
especially steep jump in goods prices, with the rate of inflation
at a ten-month high, service sector selling price inflation also
accelerated to reach a 45-month high.
Input price inflation meanwhile hit an 11-month high in
April and was the second-highest in over three years.
Manufacturing input costs increased especially sharply, with
inflation a ten-month high and the second-fastest increase
since July 2022. The rise in services costs was the largest
since December and among the sharpest in the past three
years. Alongside higher energy prices, companies reported
increased charges for broad swathe of commodities and
inputs. Rising staffing costs were also reported
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>>62147176
what breed is that?
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Texas mothafuckin instruments
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>>62147176
There is an ongoing conspiracy making the rounds that America is shorting oil to a massive degree to keep it low. Which is why this administration is also collectively shitting itself because if its not resolved the country will take a bath
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soxl...GODS!
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>>62147170
>Is he confirming with that there are mines and that they are being deployed?
33 IRGC fast boats were counted by satellite yesterday out in the strait.
You have to assume it's mined.
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WHY ARE THEY LETTING BOOMERS BE EXTREMELY SMUG THIS ISNT FAIR!!!
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>>62147111
Based (I'm not fucking looking today)
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>>62147069
>SPY volume: >4M
Another state mandated price floor day of circular trading it is
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>>62147182
A handy chart for your perusal.
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>>62147184
They are shorting the current futures contract and buying further out contracts, they've said this publicly it's like a swap
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Sorry guys we can't let it go over 7135 again
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>>62147174
>it makes no sense
I'm stuck with falling defence too. I don't get why but cest la vie. They will come back.
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>>62147187
How can they keep getting away with this?
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>>62147178
I don't really apply filters like that because of just how much it would limit your choices on anything tech related, but this is definitely a sign.
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You faggots thought I was joking when I said SOXL 200 EOY
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Just solded my TQQQ. Mr market can let it go back down now, okay?
>>62147173
>>62147178
Imagine working for them.
Whenever I'm layed off in favor of some guy in Bangalore, I never want to work in tech again. Great health insurance though.
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>>62147171
Yes, it's a good long term play. I think it'll hit $50 eventually, but might take more than this year.
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trump is now saying he does not need a deal to get what he wants
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Fomo’ed into AMD, expect a massive price correction soon
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>>62147198
Because David SOXL is in charge. Trust the plan.
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So basically it's SOXL as in Semis again that is pumping the whole index
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>>62147205
The industry is going to implode because of all the indian hiring. They have a habit of hiring other Indians regardless of whether they are good for the role or not. It'd be like if we got a bunch of African CEO's and then they kept hiring Africans in all the tech companies. Quality would nose dive

And no one has done anything to convince me Indians are better at tech than Africans
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>>62147142
yay another drone stock, i fucking love those unironically
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>>62147216
Yes and all haters can get fucked. /smg/ is healing
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*sigh* I should've done SOXL and not just one stock
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>>62147192
Japs are yayoi, the people who became the japanese were yayoi and displaced the natives who are more related to the Ainu (who the japs don't even like). The only reason for this entire larp is because japs are insecure about being East Asians and being related to Koreans and Chinese; it's actually absurd to witness. Imagine if Czechs or Danes started to deny they're Europeans.
>>62147172
Uhm, RSI isn't indicative of long term trends sweetie.
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SOXL
>SOXL
SOXL
>SOXL
SOXL
>SOXL
SOXL
>SOXL
SOXL
>SOXL
SOXL
>SOXL
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donald trump
donald trump if you can hear me make SPY go to 714
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why is NASDAQ way higher compared to SP500?
cant be bothered to check the difference in holdings
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>BREAKING: Semiconductor factories in Taiwan destroyed by wildfire - David Axios
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>>62147229
NASDAQ has more tech i think
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>>62147143
We have ships with minesweeping capabilities, look it up lol.
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>>62147231
NIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
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>>62147115
NOK
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>>62147222
I just made 6 Eur shorting SOXL, what now bitch? I'm gonna get me a nice Pizza Margherita at the next Italian and add some Aldi Tuna on it myself with that.
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>>62147226
>long term
the anon was buying 14dte calls
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DONALD TRUMP PLEASE MAKE SPY GO UP
HELP ME DONALD TRUMP
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>>62147226
>. Imagine if Czechs or Danes started to deny they're Europeans.
Japs are more akin to Brits, being the (direction)-most Island, and Brits deny that they're European all the time.
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>TSLA
Thanks for nothing ya filthy animal
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>>62147220
I'm well aware, but it's also worth noting that Claude et al are highly efficacious - certainly better than indians - and genuinely have sped up development time a lot. I think the future of tech is a small number of highly competent tardwranglers producing the same amount of work that currently requires an entire dedicated staff, while the rank-and-file coders (me) are either asked to hack it as a software architect or sent on their way. India is a dead end
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PUMP IT NOW
POOOOOMP
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THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT DIRECTION DONALD TURMP
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>>62147192
No wonder why South Koreans are so ugly
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GODDAMIT JUST PUMP I DON'T CARE WHAT JUST PUMP
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>>62147239
Pfft, you made 6 euro and immediately spent it all on a can of tuna and a Margherita. Those in themselves aren't bad buys but you blew all your profit already.
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>>62147244
Truth nuke. Indians are the first people replaced by AI. Because even though AI is retarded and wrong a lot it’s 200% better than Indians
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DUMP PLS I NEED LIKE 1% DUMP PLSSSSSSS
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Just according to keikaku.
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>wake up
>buy the top
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>The Islamic Revolution Guard Corps’ Navy says its forces have seized two vessels in the Strait of Hormuz, one of them was linked to the Israeli regime.

Trump said he's controlling the strait

>S&P 500 blended EPS growth at 13.2%, which would mark six straight quarters of double-digit earnings growth. Revenue growth of 10% year over year is the strongest top line since Q3 2022. Of the 64 companies reported, 88% beat EPS estimates and 84% beat on sales. The beat rate usually runs in the seventies. But most of this was priced in

>>62147250
live and let live, give and take, you know what I mean
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>>62147212

This Thiessen guys a genius with his shit eatin' grin. Here's his plan, besides murdering the Iranian negotiators AGAIN.


1. Finish all outstanding military objectives. Trump has said operations will continue until goals are fully met—but what remains? Iran’s fissile material must be seized or destroyed to prevent any rapid nuclear restart or transfer for use in a dirty bomb. All remaining high-value military targets should be neutralized. Plans reportedly developed by CENTCOM leadership to forcibly reopen the Strait of Hormuz should be executed, then transitioned to a multinational naval force drawn from countries dependent on the route. Alternatively, the U.S. could impose a significant escort fee on vessels, waived for participating nations. Finally, Kharg Island—central to Iran’s oil exports—should be seized, blockaded, or destroyed to cut off funding for military rebuilding and proxy groups. Achieving these steps would give the U.S. decisive leverage, preventing Iran from threatening global markets. Commanders estimate this could be done within weeks, but completion should depend on conditions, not speed.

2. Remove Iranian leaders previously spared for negotiations. If those figures reject surrender terms, their strategic value disappears. A final ultimatum should be issued, followed by coordinated strikes if ignored.

3. Declare victory unilaterally. Without a ceasefire or formal agreement, the president should announce the suspension of operations once objectives are confirmed complete.

4. Enforce peace terms. Remaining leadership should be told that all U.S. demands are now active and will be enforced militarily if violated, including any attempt to rebuild weapons programs or support proxies.

5. Protect civilians and pressure regime stability. The U.S. should warn that attacks on protesters will trigger direct consequences, including targeting responsible units and leadership, increasing pressure on the regime’s survival.
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SPY has obviously double topped to round off the largest bull trap in history.

This weekend marks the point of no return, if traffic doesn't resume in the strait then the markets are unironically over.
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Really wondering if the IRGC won't start bombing again if the US Navy actually attacks one of Iran's little fast boats. Can't imagine one would get close enough to be realistically targeted. Things move like 200+ kmph
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A LITTLE TINY PUMP.
can't the orange just pooomp it a bit?
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>>62147260
i thought traffic already resumed lmao
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silverbros I don't feel so good
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>>62147244
Ironically enough Indians would be exactly the type of people that could be replaced by AI lol
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>>62147260
2 more weeks
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i sold my SPY call at a $100 loss i'm a pussy
i'll be mad if it goes up now
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>>62147260
2 more weeks
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>>62147265
We're going to 50 dollars an Oz
>source
I just think it'd be neat
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>>62147268
No, that was two weeks ago.

Now, there is but one trading day left to avert total disaster.
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WHY IS SNXX DOOMPING
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>>62147269
My portfolio is grateful for your sacrifice
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on what news is lululemon dumping?
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>>62147265
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>>62147260
The US gov is shorting Oil, vice versa they are probably pumping the market somehow. Trump wants those midterms
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>>62147243
Playing the options on earnings is a bad idea, but TSLA does have a history of making a strong run from late April to early May, so you may be in buy territory if Elon doesn't get too hung up on the sequel/spin-off.
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> nows
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>>62147258
>live and let live, give and take, you know what I mean
Yeah I know what you mean but now I too want a margherita and a can of tuna. I know what I'm getting today thanks to you.
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>>62147274
;-;

looks like i bought a CAR put at just the right time with a longer expiry, hopefully that recovers some of the loss
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>>62147264
marine traffic dot com
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>>62147273
SAY IT AIN'T SO SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOO
But really I think SK Hynix just barely meeting expectations is it for memory?
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>>62147111
>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
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>PLTR
Yikes.
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>>62147261
>200+ kmph
i'm not even going to do the gay french units to freedom units conversion i'm just going to call you a fucking retard
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UH HO STINKY
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>>62147256
I bet he just got a small loan of a million dollars from his father and then just became successful.
You're a loser if you don't appreciate his success.
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INTCGODS are safe at least going in to earnings
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>>62147292
Just a few more 5% down days and Michael bobo will be in the money
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>>62147178
Yep, they're on the list
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>>62147288
holy FUCK thank you
i've been looking for this sort of tool
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>>62147289
wtf
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>>62147300
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You still betting on trump losing, after all this time and money lost??

>he doesnt realize its all kabuki
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This shit just ain't hitting the same huh
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>>62147178

Indians running tech companies are a huge red flag
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>>62147279
I have a put spread for June still open from before the melt up on the cease fire. It’s my only short position. It’s only down 25% now when it was around 55% down. I think I’m gonna hang onto it for another week or so
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>>62147256
Looks like his air is already thinning. He better get on finasteride or whatever now while he still has a normal hairline. According to Epstein, Trump got a scalp reduction to fix his hairline. Honestly, Trump would look and sound like a villain bald.
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>>62147296
He's a crypto chad
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>>62147284
Your gains will be gone too, I'm a gainsgoblin
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>>62147170
They already confirmed there are mines(Secretly to Congress) and the Pentagon knew since early March mines had been laid, this is despite Trump and the Pentagon publicly denying any mines were laid and Trump even telling people to travel in waters he knows are mined
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>>62147311
David SOXL better not be Indian otherwise I'm having second thoughts
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>tfw bought the top assuming the war was over by Friday
I'm so pissed. how much longer can this faggot keep denying new ATH?
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>>62147320
David SOXL is 100% Jewish, born to 4 jewish grandparents don't worry.
You can tell by the performance of his stock
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Bros what the fuck, Iran about to be Nigger rich.
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>>62147259
What's the plan for when that plan falls at the first hurdle? (Which it will)
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Folks, y’all need to see MSFT. Do not hold it into earnings.
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>>62147328
petroyuan bros, our cope?
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>>62147320
Nah he's good
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>>62147299
The google one is especially egregious and shows why Indian culture doesn't fit at all in either tech or the first world or America. It's all about quick cheap scummy money making. Almost Jew tier but somehow more destructive
>one of the original engineers Ben Gomes that designed the search engine quit the company
>he had helped create and perfect the search engine
>it was because the indian they hired was able to convince the upper management that if they just made the search engine worse people would have to do two searches and so more ad revenue
>even worse the Indian "Pranhakar Raghavan" replaced Ben
It's incredibly hilrious that the "enSHITification was Indians poo's goes back to 2019
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>>62147328
Iranian Rials lmfao
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>>62147328
>Jewish ships banned
Sounds like a success to me.
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>>62147335
who's David SOXS ?
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>>62147317
he also made his dad rich, what a good boy
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>>62147157
king of idiots
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>>62147300
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>>62147328
Wouldn't they need another ship just to carry the Iranian Rials to pay this?
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>>62147338
which of you did this
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>>62147328
Also, this isn't going to happen.
Allowing Iran to charge tolls sets precedent for every other country to charge tolls
Violation of international law.
It wouldn't happen even if they weren't targeting US/Israeli ships like that
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>>62147334
China keeps the Yuan undervalued to out compete other exporters, people are delusional to think it will take over the greenback, the likely outcome likely is a system where multiple currencies are used for trade rather than one dominated by the USD
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>Mario Newfag again
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>>62147349
That's already been happening too. The initial prevailing theory was that the dollar would be replaced with another currency like the Euro or the Yuan. But in reality its just been each country using its local currency more.
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>>62147349
i specifically asked for cope not for the common sense realism that every white boy with an iq above 108 knows
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>>62147330

This is a Fox News trained expert. Do what the always advise when their ideas fail. Escalate and FAIL HARDER!
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>>62147351
he's an oil baggie
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>>62147293
They do 65-85knots.
65 was the original British design they copied. They claim to have tuned it to up to 85.
Armed with missiles, torpedos and machine guns they are a fairly formidable opponent.
Especially in a swarm.
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>>62147275
Ass is out, tits are back in
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>>62147348
The biggest threat from all this is the damage it does to the USD as the world reserve currency, the commodities bought and sold that go through the strait in USD are then recycled into US treasuries, this system is why the US can have $39 trillion worth of debt and it not have a negative impact
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>>62147360
Let Mario deal in the real world
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>>62147336
I don't dislike Asians but I noticed that whenever they open a shop they put little to no effort into the design and layout and just pack it with whatever they can sell fast, even if it's complete tat. There is clearly no passion whatsoever behind it.
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>>62147266
babe please. as a woman you're supposed to make life sweeter, not spew pollution like this. you know i'm an ibm shareholder too and i have personal reasons why i like the company, feel like you're being cruel. i'm working on making enough money for your therapy and finishing school, it's the big day for intc earnings, let's hope it goes up even more, i don't want you to suffer another day without the treatment you need.

anyways you got kot id and i love you babygirl. i do believe you can change.
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>>62147328
>must refer to it as the Persian gulf
that settles it Saudi Arabia is going total war mode
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>>62147328
every country is going to do this btw
greece and turkey in their strait
denmark in the danish straits
spain and the uk in the strait of gibraltar
indonesia in the strait of malaca
...
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>>62147368
I am going to reach through my screen and strangle you if you call Indians asians again.
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>>62147345
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>>62147372
saar indians are south asian
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>>62147367
kek
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>>62147372
Which continent do you think India is in saar?
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>>62147308
>Breakthrough in preparations
They agreed on the hotel welcome signs?
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>>62147371
not if we win
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>>62147338

Based if true
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I have the 'rona.
Cheer me up
Everything tastes like shit
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>>62147349
Some Ayyrab guy sells oil. If he gets paid in even Euros what is he going to do with that? Buy a Mercedes? Cheese? Wine?
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>>62147323
wtf are you talking about retard
it's flat
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>>62147362
Gemini says their fastest boats have a top speed of 120 gay french miles I looked it up.
Sure would be a shame if something happened to churn up the ocean waters, you know what that would do to a tiny speedboat right?
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>>62147127
the hardliners supported allegedly by the supreme leader now >>62147093
wonder if Mojtaba khamenei will have the civilian arm arrested or removed from their positions as to not give the US any potential moderate candidates for take over as happened in Venezuela
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>>62147381
*kisses you and puts a share of SOXL in your shirt pocket*
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>>62147382
put it in the bank
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>>62147372
that's just geography babe. indians are asians. reach through the screen and let me grab those hands.
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>>62147377
It's its own category that ranks only above Africans
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>>62147319
So, the oil shortage will last at least 6m. Got it.
Should be grand, right?
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fuck
i should've waited to sell my SPY call shouldn't i have

FUCK MAN

WHAT DO I DO I NEED NIGGER MONEY
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>>62147379
yes but if you lose we go back to widespread piracy and the end of free trade + every state acting like Israel (aggressive mafia)
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>>62147393
WHITE SUPREMACIST SLOGANS WERE FOUND A NUKE WAS DETONATED THEY'RE AAAALL DEEEEEEEEEAD
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>>62147393
someone got a dressing by the supreme leader, not going to say who but he may be in this image
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>>62147393
>something will happen
kek
you wish oil baggie
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Two more days
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>>62147364
it's accounted for in the plan
Big tech companies will issue their own stablecoins backed by treasuries and by this means we will continue to export our inflation to the third world
The death of the petrodollar was inevitable and destabilizing the middle east was always part of the plan
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>>62147382
Invests in the EU which gives the EU more capital to start building things
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>>62147397
MASHIRO-TAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>62147336
>they just made the search engine worse people would have to do two searches and so more ad revenue
This is the most infuriating thing I've ever read. Fucking jeets man.
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>>62147377
India is it's own continent even more than Europe is a continent saar. Just because they crashed it into asia doesn't make them asians
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>>62147409
comparing India to the land of the romans just feels wrong
India is just a shit stain
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>>62147358
>This is a Fox News trained expert
That'll explain why I didn't recognise him then.
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>>62147336
Because they’re a bunch of 85 iq scammers. It’s like being mad at a herding dog for trying to herd.
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>>62147372
Asians are bad people. Asian prime ministers commit war crimes
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are there any AI companies that will pivot to making shoes?
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>if you had gone into SOXL at $100 you'd be 13% up
Ridiculous
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it seems like every day I ask myself why I'm not going all in on soxl
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>>62147409
No one mentally sane regards Indians as Asians. When people say want an Asian wife they aren't imagining marrying a small stinking mustachioed pajeet
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>>62147390
you know how jewish glowies tricked you into supporting donald trump? chinese glowies tricked you into hating indians in a similar op. both of them use your hate to manipulate you too. you should let me manipulate you though babe, you'll be a lot happier.
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>>62147410
>>62147418
umm ok yes thank you for agreeing with me
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SOXX just keeps grinding up despite the absurd amount of rotation that's actually going on inside.
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>>62147419
you're retarded
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>>62147371
>uk in the strait of gibraltar
We've got a few more straits than that.
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I’m about to get a bigger bag of miners. Yall need anything?
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WHY DID I SELL MY SPY CALLS WHAT TEH FUCK IT'S SO OVERG
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>>62147427
>he solded for a loss
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You were tricked SAAR
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>>62147259
>just open the strait
>just destroy the tunnels
>just kill the Iranian leaders who hide in tunnels
Why was the US military twiddling its thumbs during the 40 days of fighting? Why didn't Trump just put this Thiessen guy in charge? The war would be won already.
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>>62147421
stfu jeetoid
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>>62147426
one short on a biotech stock please sir, your choice of course
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>>62147427
It's a shit day for the sp it's not going over 7150.
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>>62147425
I know
that's the first one that came to me
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>>62147431
you really shouldn't post selfies on this site
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>>62147438
>no u saar
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>>62147423
Umm, you are only allowed to talk about SOXL here
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>>62147371
Cuba in the Gulf of America
...wait a minute
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Guess I should have just held onto my SOXL from last year
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>>62147418
In the UK Asian = Indian, Bangladeshi or Pakistani. There are no Chinese or Koreans here.
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>>62147441
You are trying to argue against me when I say indians aren't asian
you obviously learned english at some dalit school
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>>62147371
First, they'd have to fight a war and prevail.
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>>62147371
Why has nationalist dickwaving gotten worse in an era of globalisation?
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>>62147448
you said India was a continent and it isn't
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If you ain't in AVEX

Then you ain't black, Jack!
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>CAR
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>>62147385
85 knots is 157 k/mh.
65 knots is 120 k/mh
If they've souped them up as they say then that's pretty fucking fast.
Anything close enough to churn up water would have been hit by missiles and machine guns and 200 knot torpedoes long before it even started.
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The stated intention of the IRGC has been to cause enough financial damage to prevent America from trying the like again, since it cannot be trusted according to the Iranian side.
This was the strategy since before the war began, the promise referenced in “true promise”.

Donald had printed trillions to pump equities, so now they will instead do the damage to those in the real economy who are the least equipped to take on the burden.

If Donald had an above room temperature IQ, he would have continued to yell “call an ambulance”, made a deal, then printed and yell “psyche! Not for me” and pump.
Because he did not do this now we must continue until the gas runs out.

None of these things are the reason that Mr Bobo will be arriving, Mr Bobo will be coming regardless and has little affection for or concern about the real world except in a second or third hand way.

But it may be the reason that you see Bobo Jr
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>>62147447
>There are no Chinese or Koreans here.
Ironic because they had a 5 million people Chink colony but they didn't take the chance to rehome 1 million Asian qts before the handover

Also I once asked AI whether the UK in 1980 would have been considered to be a nation with like 5 million Hong Kongers in it, apparently not, they were considered separate even then
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>>62147444
The struggle to not sell for my gains is real.
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>>62147336
Then once they're in a position of power they do nothing but hire other jeets until the entire company is jeeted
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>>62147450
In case you haven't noticed the "era of globalisation" is over
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I should have bought more soxl when it was 10 bucks
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>>62147455
a bomb dropped from an airplane bruh
i'd whoop your ass at any 4x strategy game fight me
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>>62147386
>as to not give the US any potential moderate candidates for take over as happened in Venezuela
Was thinking the same but he risks a civil war if they have supporters maybe.
Definitely trump will try to split them to his advantage.
Tricky.
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>>62147390
when we go out together, i want people to say "wow, what a well-behaved daughter," not call cps on us. how you behave reflects on me now darling. i love you and hope you have a good day.
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This plateau point thing on SPX is deeply concerning.
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>>62147452
so you're telling me you're asian
you aren't
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>>62147466
huh?
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>>62147463
I remember coming here around liberation day and seeing some people talk about it and it was $7. Thought about it but didn't buy :/
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>>62147456
Are you even short or do you just get your rocks off by posting gay anime and ugly bear pics?

Will you capitulate at 8,000?
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korean vs japanese?
which should I invest in
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>TSLA dumps during terrible earnings call
>Muskbros tell me to buy because "it always bounces back the day after"
>-4%
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64D Ludo
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>>62147456
>If Donald had an above room temperature IQ, he would have continued to yell “call an ambulance”, made a deal, then printed and yell “psyche! Not for me” and pump.
Iran wants to turn Donald into a lame duck, what people don't tell you about what Russia and China want from Iran is that they may be happy to endure higher oil prices (Russia ofc), if Iran can put enough economic pressure on America to wipe republicans out in the mid terms and neuter any of trumps power, which ideally would stop his global assaults on their allies
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>>62147470
holy fuck you're retarded
I'm arguing you people aren't humans therefor not a continent or asians or even PEOPLE
kys
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>>62147456
vaguepost award
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Man, the FTSE is so dead rn. Only one stock over 3%.
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>>62147478
Big brain time. Sad!
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CEO David SOXL in Philadelphia today was seen congratulating members of TXN for thier incredible performance yesterday.
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>>62147419
>Tricked you
lololololololololololololol
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>>62147478
metal
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>>62147472
He has a schizo crush on me where he wants to pound the shit out of my legal cunny but also have me as his daughter
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>>62147465
>but he risks a civil war
This may be the reason the Iranian state news so publicly blasted abbas Araghchi to sow the seeds for any possible removal in the public, again not familiar enough with what cards the civilian arm has as compared to the IRGC
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>>62147419
jewish and russian glowies also helped with the indian thing
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>>62147493
hot
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>>62147490
still can't believe that story about scammed indian oil tanker
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>>62147481
They don't teach plate tectonics in hyderabad I see
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>>62147473
The main issue for me is that I sold most of it when it did its first leg up to $60 and started to tank again
I only have 50 soxl computers left(originally 200), but I'm up 970%
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>>62147475
I just hate communist rats jumping in and directing the economy like Donald.
Just yesterday he jumped in to pump spirit baggies bags 700%!

I’m an American boss.
Americans don’t like commies and market interventionist vermin.
We believe in capitalism here.
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>>62147493
babe if i kill him will you marry me
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>>62147493
i think about it pretty often ngl
i want to love you and take care of you too. it's a package deal.
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>>62147506
can i kill this guy first so i can claim
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>>62147478
>Let's just kill everybody who disagrees with us
What the fuck kind of Jewish shit is this?
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>>62147454
>>CAR
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Heh heh, almost looked like it was about to fall there eh bobo. Not quite, meet my new trading partner snibs
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>>62147464
A bomb couldn't hit something moving at that speed. It's tiny, fast and manouverable.
Even a javelin missile would struggle to hit it.
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Why the absolute fuck did I ever sell my SOXL at $55?
I would legit have 2 million if I had held the 18k shares I had. Fuck me.
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>>62147513
Cool, so we crab before the next leg up. See ya tomorrow
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>>62147511
When you kill your enemies they.....lose?????
aahhhhh only the jews could come up with something so devious
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>>62147478
>>62147496
well case in point this may give the IRGC the excuse to "move them on:"
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>>62147505
You believe in being retarded. If you were smart you would've seen it and made money off it instead jerking off how right you are and will be.
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>>62147513
>>62147518
so what you';re saying is i should buy another 1dte SPY call?
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>>62147515
a bomb in the ocean dipshit
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>>62147519
>Everybody who ever disagrees with you and doesn't do what you want them to is your enemy
Yes. That's incredibly Jewish.
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is anyone in asts or infq here? thoughts on them?
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>>62147458
It was because they didn't want to piss off the CCP. There has been a long debate over HK visas here.
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>>62147519
>>62147526
shut up retarded normie fags go to twitter get the fuck out
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>>62147512

Wooooooah. That dog is doing a pretty good job keeping it on the road.
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>>62147516
same...thought there would be another pullback

Sold my amd at 284 or something too so all i have now is NVDA
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What is keeping AMD up? The tech market is cooling off a casual -3% today
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Why are people selling?
Trump should tell his voters to start buying again
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>>62147527
asts is meh, they're squandering their head start on the tech. Amazon is getting into the space.
Purely a coincidence that Bezos' blue origin fucked their satellite launch up. SpaceX is competing. No way in hell ASTS meets their projection of 45 satellites up this year. I do enjoy swinging ASTX thoughbeit
but basically their competing against the same companies they rely on to launch their satellites
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>>62147511
Trump legit moving like a NYC mob thug. Do you think he knew John Gotti?
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>>62147521
There’s nothing stopping me from filing for disability under some feigned illness and trading for a living from a Swiss account either boss.

Refusing to take government handouts is a matter of honor.

You and a welfare queen in Detroit living off gibs are functionally indistinguishable at this point.

Makes me sick boss.
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>>62147535
>>62147535
>>62147535
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>you have to own a 2025 or newer Tesla for FSD
these things are just giant iPhones aren’t they?
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>>62147431
siciliansisters our response?
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>>62147533
Dogs are great drivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk
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>>62147496
There's a significant secular type opposition but heavily repressed. It's why they do the weapons displays and IRGC supporters chanting every night in the city squares, to discourage them from gathering there.
I'm sure there's a lot of talking and subterfuge going on.
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>>62147553
> It's why they do the weapons displays and IRGC supporters chanting every night in the city squares, to discourage them from gathering there.
now thats a new insight thanks
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>>62147493
i'm glad you're understanding what i want at least. i wouldn't want to be saying that all the time and i hate asking. i love you so much.
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>>62147546
kek
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>>62147524
>a bomb in the ocean dipshit
Even so. A bomb couldn't get anywhere near enough to even spray them with water unless it was an incredibly lucky shot. 1 in a million type shot.
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>>62147578
choppy fucking waters you stupid landlubber
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>>62147546
Paulie is nablydably THOUGH
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>>62147586
You'd need a b52s, a fuck load of ordinance and the chop would last a minute max and you'd probably still not get them wet.
They're fast. Bombs don't steer.
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>>62147493
and should i want you different? that's the way you are babygirl.
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>>62147493
i just thought about this again
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>>62147553
well we have our answer
https://nitter.poast.org/N12News/status/2047360459012034817#m
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>>62147069
Just went in on LAC, lithium company. Want to diversify more from Tech



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