hagmaxxing edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62147535
One of these days, I'll marry a woman my age....maybe one year younger
>>62148037mommy ;-;
thought on friday and the weekend?dump? or is monday going to be everything resolved and we go big green?
Lol. I matched with a 47 year old Asian lady on tinder and told her she could take me out for dinner. Then she got all offended and I basically told her I was doing her a favor, and she was a hoe and I don’t feed hoes lmfao
I dont understand how smiggers can't see soxl going to $150, some faggot just said the top was 65 like semi-conductor demand is going away while ai companies are trying to prove value and getting brought into war games
does the 1 week chart for SPY mean anything?it's been doing this thing where it ramps up, hits around 711, then dropsit's done this like 3 timesdoes htis mean anything?
> nows
>>62148054>soxl going to $150actually not possibleright??
I have no clear bobo thesis and I must vaguepostjust imagine i posted a clown jpg or something alongside this
Plan trusters will feel the searing heat of the brand of sacrifice.The Feast of exit liquidity is almost prepared.
>>62148048that's nice to hear
My friend. Do not be detoured. Buy the dip! We are going to buy the moon! INVEST IN YSS TODAY!
WAGECELS ARE SEETHING
Is 2.50 the nat gas bottom? Or am I cooked? I researched that I nat gas lower than 2.50 for nat gas is not profitable for producers, I know it's a slow time of year + the U.S has storage, but increase exports are gonna drive up price eventually in summer time
>>62148063babe said it would be kind of romantic if I delivered her your head on a platter thonot sure how i'm gonna sneak it past customs
2 more weeks.
Wait a second->silver topped at 120 this year>oil topped at 120 this year>SOXL...
>>62148037>hagmaxxing edition>16 replies>no hags
reddit is seething that the stock market is unaffected by the iran war
>>62148070is it possible to do TA between different instruments??i didn't know that!
>>62148067seems more like babe can't get my dick out of her head
>>62148077It's called schizoism
>>62148074/smg/ bobogroids are too
>>62148067In a trashbag like everyone else you fucking moron
>>62148037>not becoming her BFF
something or nothing may or may not might have happened
SNDK bros, WDC keeps getting pumped. Did people finally stopped being retarded and realized manufacturing BOTH HDDs and nand actually means having a larger market reach? What? It's WDC went past fair-value estimates.Also, WDC was randomly named the most ethical company by someone nobody heard of or something.
>>62148086...Go on...share with the class...
>>62148086thisi just need SPY to go up a lot
>>62148058I can see it if shorts and soxsggers stop being irrational and acting like ai is just a fad
>>62148086Fake news
>>62148086something ever never happens
short oil
>>62148086>>62148100there something must ever will be
ADVANCED MILLIONAIRE DIRECTION
The markets might go up but they also might go down.
>>62148106>AMDIREXIONGODS
>Nothingburger ThursdayI'm going to make myself a white Russian, see you guys tomorrow.
>>62148085Really funny that poltards gave the fat punching guy a crying wojak face when he was doing anything but. Losers.
need a SPY go up burger quick
>>62148108It doesn't matter I'm fucking cash cuck gang. I miss out no matter what happens right now.:(
>>62148115TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKETJUST BUY SOMETHING, ANYTHINGBUY SOME CAT WHY DON'T YA
my tqqq calls expiring tomorrow are getting heemed by theta ( down $200 from yesterday). should i sell rn or wait for a potential pump tomorrow
>>62148108that's a man
>>62148113>1pbtid>>62148115i've lost 20% in the past week if it's any consolation, though that's mainly skill issueswacky shit going on
>>62148108Imagine the smell
>>62148062
>>62148110based compromise>Russia sacks UK>hot chicks from poor countries get teeth their fixed>??>profit
>>62148086giga trvke. and that's why we must keep bombing iran.
Yeah, the market didn't believe it in Feb. and it still has its blinkers on like the retard it is.I'm shorting starting tomorrow.
henlo mister jeromei am crabplease stop me
>>62148082More like
>>62148055> shapes in the chartur getting close...
Some are saying AMD shares will reach $500 by year's end
>>62148136I think I've been there
>>62148136>webmplatonic realm of the forms ass niggas>>62148136>ur getting close...is this a known bearish pattern or somethin?WHY IS IT DOWN TO 709.5 AGAIN FUCKING GO UP TO 715
WTI WTF?!
WTFWT
WHAT THE FUG
WHO TWEETED?????
>>62148078you're just like a girl I knew a long time ago who was a virgin and then we didn't have sex and she told me via facebook that she has a new boyfriend now and the sex with him was great
>>62148074The fuck are you on, plebbit was in full euphoria these past few weeks and still is today.
STAY CALM STAY CAAALM
>>62148053and then everyone in the room (just me) stood up and clapped
should i accept a -50% on my puts or wait for the market to close me out
>>62148149looks like greed drpoped significantly since your last post
>>62148153Gotta listen to Buffet
>>62148127>no, not the AI bees>not again
uh oh
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
The fuck is going on?
>>62148153wise words mr oracle
>>62148153wait for me to find you and shove a coarse piece of gravel up your urethra (with lube)
>Iranian Parl’t Speaker Ghalibaf Resigns From Negotiating Team Following Revolutionary Guards Intervention – @N12News
>>62148153nvm fuck yeah
>>62148138Some are saying that's bullshit because the company is run by dumb chink ladies that can't speak engrish.
>>62148136so is this the fourth time it's dropping down from 711?so all i had to do was buy puts instead of calls & hope this shape happened a fourth fucking time?why would it happen so many times
Warm stale braps
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>>62148164Based Ghalibaf
>>62148148Just like babe you also can't get me out of your head and you haven't even seen my dick. But you asked for it sometimes.
WHAT AM I TO DOI JUST WANT $200,000,000
>>62148136People saw this months ago and didn't immediately ape into soxl. very cringe.
>>62148161there are more USAF aircraft heading towards the middle east today then there was on any day during the iran war build up
>>62148174imagine I was talking about athena without thinking about you. I might even make holiday in greece without thinking about you. You might have helped refine what was already there.
>>62148176Kid ain't a bad golfer. I'd love to take him out sometime
SIRS
> Scoop on @Jerusalem_Post: Some Israeli and US officials think that Mojtaba Khamenei is not functioning as Supreme Leader, not giving orders and does not control Iran, according to two sources familiar with the details told the Post. One source said that, in practice, those currently in control of Iran are the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and Ahmad Vahidi, the IRGC commander, who was appointed to the position after the assassination of Mohammad Pakpour at the beginning of Operation Roaring Lion and Epic Fury
>>62148169you don't look like that
PUMP ITTTTTT PUuuuuuuuuuMMMMMMP FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62148138based millionaire computer corporation investor.
If SOXL doesn’t rally to the closing bell, I’ll be taking my own life. Thanks for your attention to this matter!
Da fuq just happened
>>62148164Not sure what that means. Considering that current negotiations didn't go anywhere it can't be all that much worse than it currently is?
>>62148173i hope the US doesn't kill that guy, he seems cool
>>62148164FUCKING CALLED IT
i think i just creamed my panties
>>62148078a man shouldn't say such things about a woman that he loves, you're just a nasty little schizo stalker
>>62148184woah so nothing we didn't know, what a scoop, surely David Axios could also make a headline about it telling how it's a good thing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTFWT
they took it from us, stonkies, they stole it.that was today. TODAY!
>>62148053Got any pics? That's kind of hot
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
>>62148191Its over, everything is over.
JEROME WHAT THE FUCKFIX THIS NOW
>>62148190omg
Why has Iran shifted to playing Pirates of the Carribean?
Audrey Hepburn is truly one of the most beautiful faces of all time
Did anyone just buy calls loke 10 minutes ago lol
>>62148178imagine the lives that will be lost soon. then the ones next year. because some of them will be ours.
I’m losing my balls
>>62148184they have even less control of their country than ukraine does. gonna be a multiyear SMO to denazify them all and I am here for it.
what just happened
>>62148198you got the wrong guy>>62148179https://youtu.be/Fa1pmDMaoyc?si=MhK-dgM_KQ9D5vq5
>>62148214i did
>>62148196source on this happening?
APRIL 22: EVERYONE IS BUYING PLANET LABS! THE PENTAGON IS SO BULLISHAPRIL 23: OH GOD. IT'S SINKING!!! THIS STOCK IS TOO VOLATILE
SEEEEELLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL /SMG/ SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Can someone call Scotty Bussy? His shorts are not working.
>>62148225https://nitter.poast.org/N12News/status/2047360459012034817#m
>>62148212So that you lose.
>>62148219War!
>>62148219nigger aircrafts in the nigger desert o algo
>>62148053Shut the fuck up, human trash.
IT KEEPS DUMPING AHHHH
>>62148214Oil's going back down maybe it'll reverse ya bastards
Europeans are permabanning tobaccoshort Altria
>>62148226it's suprisingly resilient i would love to buy pl in the low 20s again
>>62148185I’m 6’5” 225 lbs budMy spooky posting has nothing to do with me as a dude.
we love the blacks!
>>62148238that's a non-burger anglo thing
>>62148242you're a nigger
CLOSE YOUR CALLS SELL YOUR STOCKS. WAR IS BACK
>>62148238oh no MO is gonna lose .00001% of their sales
SPOCK WHAT HIT US
>>62148221even that song doesn't remind me of you but of how drinking makes you retarded because I sang that shit once when I was drunk and I'm as proud of it now as pissing onto an ATM once
>>62148238based, smoketrannies btfo
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62148246>t. takes welfare and begs for welfare Times almost up.
>>62148249I NEED A SITREP NOW
>>62148249WAR IS BACK. SEEEEELLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
uhh Walter where are you.....
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Unbelievable
>>62148250stop the hurt
>>62148238Brown invaders will still be able to buy all the tobacco products they want using the tax dollars of native white Britons of course
uh oh we are redAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MUMU STATUS?!?
>>62148253Post pics of your twink body
-2% EOD. SELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ANON
>>62148236JEROME DO SOMETHING
I bought spy sorry anon
>>62148238Maybe they should ban child rape gangs or stabbings?
Air defence activity is reported over Parand Tehran province.https://xcancel.com/WarMonitor3/status/2047362402987962699#m
>>62148219Wars and Rumors of Wars.
>>62148272das recess o algo
>>62148273IT'S SO FUCKING OVER. SEEEEELLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL /SMG/ SEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62148238Good. Smokeniggers know they reek like shit but don't care that others have to suffer their presence.
>soxl up less than 10%it's over
>>62148272But who will rape the children? Will someone please think of the children when they are about to rape?
>>62148273>>62148277 could be air defense exercises
>>62148253i don't work or take welfare, if i run out of money i'm fucked
>David SOXL spotted at the airport fleeing to Venezuela with bags of cash
>>62148279I'M NOT LOOKING I'M NOT LOOKING I'M NOT LOOKING MAKE IT STOP
>Assessment in Israel: Approaching the Renewal of Fighting in Iran. Israeli Senior Officials: The Current Situation Picture is Clear - Trump Extends a Hand, the Americans Want a Deal - But There's No One to Make It WithImagine making a dea with Americans
no need ti speculatethis was the newsmaybe bears were right, the war is back on
AAAAAAAAAH QUICK WE NEED AN AXIOS HEADLINE AAAAAAAAAAAND FOR BUSSY TO ACTIVATE THE FED OIL CONTRACTS PRINTER
Wow it's actually still going down
>>62148282stop coping and SELL. EVERYONE IS SELLING ANON
>>62148292the radicals have won and they are backed by the supreme leader i think this is clear
>>62148299Bears getting too cocky in here...
I remember when I was attacked two days ago for saying the strait remaining closed will lead the market to be red, I was lambasted for saying this
Oil will hit $200 next week.
Just came back from taking a shower. I forgot to buy butane gas last week and couldn't shower for a couple of days.What the hell happened to oil? Are the missiles flying again? tHAT PUMP is not normal
PPT DANGER CLOSE FULL SEND!!!! PEEEEEEE PEEEEEE TEEEEEE!!!!!>>62148286That doesn’t mean commuDon should steal money from taxpayers to pump your bags to retarded levels, slave.
seems like a nothingburgerSOXL is still 6% up
>>62148297sounds like we need to liberate the supreme leader againliberate him from this mortal coil that is
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKEI'M YOUR FOOLEVERYONE'S GOT THEIR CHAINS TO BREAKHOLDING YOUWERE YOU BORN TO RESIST OR BE ABUSED?
And just like that, oil will never be below $95 again
>>62148288I will hobo possess his house
this cannot be happening...i've lost...half my gains from yesterday...
>>62148309Can SOXL continue to stay at these levels though?
>>62148305its already selling for $200/barrel in the hong kong physical markets. paper is finally catching up.
I am going to keep buying SOXL weeklies.
>>62148307i'm not a slave, i don't work
>>62148320SEEEEELLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALREADY CUT YOUR LOSSES
>>62148319>Sources familiar with the matter claim David SOXL's house has already been shipped to Caracas
>>62148302don't worry you'll get a Don tweet or an axios headline within 6 hours that's pretty much a guarantee
I won £300 at work this morning so I was feeling pretty bullish for the day. But on the train home I had to stand next to some fat fuck woman who reeked of piss and body odour. Sell everything.
>>62148292It seems the all knowing market completely ignored the statement by Lindsey Graham when he stated the hardliners are in control and there will be no deal after they re-closed the strait when Abbas Araghchi said it was open
i really got baited into buying a second call earlier, after that fucking "we;re just gonna see how people react to explosions" yesterday
>>62148294I think the original is hilarious. It's pure art. The size of the guy, his proportions, the exaggeration, the moves, how he can open his mouth. The way it annoys people. It's just great.
>>62148337AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAR IS BACK ON. S-E-E-L-L
>>62148235Lol Chang mad
>>62148332>>62148319David SOXL has mansions and the only house he has are penthouses.
WAR IS BULLISH WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SELLING FOR
Guys its okay WSB does research!
>>62148337>tripled up
BUSSY SHORTLADDERING OIL
>>62148306Iranian government collapased and has no one left at the helm to negotiate with. 5-year SMO to denazify Iran is next. lfg.
>>62148288I dunno about you, but I increased my SOXL position.
>bought SPY 711P 0dtes >sold for a measly +4% p/lI hate days like this when I close way too early
Guys, what the hell happened?
ok now wtfwt?!
i have reduced my exposurei have not 'sold' i just own less now
>>62148359i look like this
>>62148356>collapsed if you mean the civilian restraints on the military then yes, the actual top to bottom power no
>he bought?
>>62148358i'm up 87% on my SOXS calls
who's buying the dip boys?
>>62148372I don't have cash for this
>Trump is not eager to resume the war, but may not have a choice - Israel's Channel 12, Citing US Officials.holy shabbos goy
You FUCKING RETARDS sure were euphoric yesterday. What happened?
>>62148370Lol wtf did you just get calls in the past half hour?
The S&P is crashing harder than even crypto. WTF
>>62148356I mean the government clearly hasn't collapsed it's just that the faction the US was negotiating with(Civilian government) have no power, this was very evident when earlier in the war the current Iranian President, Masoud Pezeshkian said Iran wouldn't continue to attack its Gulf neighbours only for them to continue to attack their Gulf neighbours and for him to publicly retract his comments
>>62148375
>>62148377das rite
>SOXL up 200% in 2 weekserm ok?
>>62148375SEEEEELLLLLL
>>62148379>crypto had war risk priced into it better then the sap LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62148376smoking isn't good for you, pepe..
>Israeli assessment says renewed fighting in iran seems approaching - Israel's N12 news
>>62148372I only have so many "it's so over" and "we are so back" for this market, man...
>>62148386It sucks because I was long on stocks and short on crypto lol. I'm such a pleb. Oh boy.
>>62148359Someone prolly bought 0DTE SPY or QQQ calls 2 hours ago
>>62148377yes
Wait what actually happened?
>>62148372
>Israeli Officials: Trump offering hand in friendship but no one to negotiate with - Israel's N12 newsBased IRGC stopping the jewish empire and their revenge on Rome
I THOUGHT TRUMP FIXED THE MARKET AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME " HE MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE"
>>62148397niggers
Sold my arm calls for 250% today :)
>still going upDonald, Bloomberg, Axois ACT NOW
>>62148397>>62148292
should I buy my monday puts today or tomorrow? was gonna buy them tomorrow before close but that dump spooked me and now I'm worried it's gonna continue to dump through tomorrow
I feel extremely lost. Is the marke going to dump or go up?
War shmar
>>62148397Markets care about war and shit all of a suddenOh and SPY clearly double topped, rally is over.
decent support around 7050, if it drops through 7020 then panic
>>62148404walter has not posted in 3 hours......
>>62148405Thanks anonlol, lmao
Wars over chuds
>>62148375He does have no choice though, do you think Iran controlling the Persian Gulf, Strait of Hormuz, Gulf of Oman and Arabian Sea is acceptable to the US? That the commodities exported from there aren't sold in USD? That would deal a huge blow to US economic hegemony, the US is doing a currency swap with the UAE because they threatened to not sell oil in USD if they didn't
>Iran's President Pezeshkian, Ghalibaf and Ejei, the Head of the Judiciary, responded to Trump with tweets of a common theme and gave him a joint slap - Iran's SNN
>>62148414>WarsoverGODS
>>62148406>>62148407i bought calls so it's gonna be down to 690 by monday
Okay, so, why does the market react to this but not to any of the previous things we've been having? Like Trump literally talked about destroying a civilization.So nothing was priced in and it was just that nobody takes Trump seriously?
>investors see Micron going up nvidia styleTop sign or will I be horribly priced ot in the future.Damn my negro ass why did I sell my MULL at 65 in december.
We need another peace deal quick!
>BWC battalion had attacked kharg island
>>62148414war is back on
>>62148399Persia is the enemy of Rome thoughbeitGenocide the Saracens
party's over
>>62148421I'm just waiting man
>>62148419>nobody takes Trump seriously?taco trade
>Trump literally...
>>62148419nukes are based and bullish for uranium
deploy the V!
THE RALLY IS OVER /SMG/ TIME TO SELL AND BUY PUTS
Market wanted to go down, was overbought. This is literally how it works. If its too down or up even a cunthair of news will drive it in whichever direction. This still doesn't mean that le war matters thoughbeit.
WAR IS OVER AGAIN, BUY BUY BUY
>>62148426that's true but right now Iran is the only thing stopping Israel from becoming an empire and enacting their revenge on Romebecause that's who Israel really hates, Rome, they're still seething about Hadrian to this day
>>62148407 >Just lost 50% of my balance because Iran seized a boat
>>62148419Because the only thing that matters is the resumption of trade in the Strait of Hormuz, the US could do a nuclear holocaust in Iran and as long as the Gulf nations were still able to export their commodities the market would rally
>>62148433the V got BTFO by the selling pressure. dont fight the trend sell
DEPLOY THE V MR.SHEKELBERG
>>62148438look at Europe bro the jews are pretty much wrapping that one up, it's time to cleanse the muslims
>>62148434Not a pattern I'm gonna buy puts into, son
>>62148442mein furher the v....
>Just in: Trump signing Peace Deal with Iran with himself
PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND LONG OIL
>>62148442I'd deploy my V right up her butthole if you know what I mean
>>62148419They expect him to tacoI've said all along, any more good news, even a deal won't yield a big gap up - more a long roll if anythingbut any bad news and the market will tanktaco is priced in, bad news isn't
I'm in a deposition what the fuck happened
Remember me posting this? >>62147886 suck eggs, niggers
>>62148452niggers
Where the fuck are Axios, Walter and The Kobeissi Letter? Nobody is posting anything on twitter and those 3 accounts are constantly mass posting bullish things. Did they whack them or something?
>>62148419You might not remember this but oil was mooning and everything was dumping leading up to the 8pm announcement lol that bridge and Power plant day stuff was ridiculous. Some officials were making official statements publicly that could insinuated as contemplating nuclear strikes. And if you look at the charts after 8pk futures ripped back up right after he TACO'D
>>62148445>dead cat bounce
>>62148414No, we're still in step 0 of it. full blown SMO is next. by summer probably. to coincide with rate cuts and stimulus.
Nows
>>62148453>remember my vaguepost?good job
>>62148456They're collaborating on what they'll post next to damage control as much as possible.
SOMEONE DO SOMETHINGGGGGG
>>62148456>Kept making deals with the guy who didn't control the weapons in Iran>Continue to making deals with the guy who don't control the weapons in LebanonWhat is the end goal here?
Why isn't Trump TACOing to get oil down?
What’s happening smiggers did orange king say something
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62148456UH NO HE HAS SAID SOMETHING https://nitter.poast.org/DeItaone/status/2047369450249130485#m
GOD DAMN WHAT THE FUCK
>>62148459>rate cuts and stimulusKek, fucking retard. You're getting rate hikes and QT.
>>62148461What was vague about it you dumb nigger? The market consensus is that the war is over, so if that doesn't happen and as it becomes more obvious then there will be a correction if not a full on crash as reality sets in
>>62148448>Trump signs historic peace deal on Iran's behalf granting the US every concession and renaming the Hormussy to the Strait of TrumpLegitimiate journalists referring to the "Hormussy" is the most surprising part desulesu
I'm done to 25% cash now. Just bought this dipI missed the bottom 3 weeks ago, not due to any fault of my own but my broker's fault
lean hogs remains undisturbed by events
EXIT ALL MARKETS, I REPEAT EXIT ALL MARKETS, WE ARE CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
Historical deal is on the way bros
>>62148470holy fuck https://nitter.poast.org/DeItaone/with_replies
>>62148462>They're collaborating on what they'll post next to damage control as much as possible.You might be unironically right. It's unreal how everything is manipulated. They didn't even let us see images of Israel or the gulf states getting hitLike what is going on in all those places like Qatar? Did all the onlyfans whores really leave?
COUP Happening!!!!
False reports market will pump
>-2% on my MIC stocksBro what.
>>62148478>Just bought this dipthis ain't a dip, cuh. it's a finely sharpened knife.
>>62148442
WE NEED ANOTHER HISTORIC PEACE DEAL, WTF!!!
Air defense activity is being reported all over iran
>>62148456jews be like>clean it up donny!
>>62148445WHY IS IT UP SO MUCH IN 1 MONTH HOLY SHITTO
>>62148478>Just bought this dipExtremely Based Exact Right Thing To Do At The Exact Right Time
WAAAAAAAALTEEEER WHERES THE FUCKING TWEET WALTER
>>62148488thisSPY 716 by tomorrow or i kill myself
>>62148487Ghalibaf IS the IRCG they should ran this story with arachi to make it more believable
>>62148501>>62148501>>62148501
>>62148490Bro this isn't even big enough of a fall to be a thumb tack. If you are going to call it a knife it needs more distance and the fucking day can't end in green...
>>62148499>>62148483>>62148470bad news there are some you are not gonna like them
>>62148467lets see,>the market is completely overbought>tensions in the middle east are getting worse not better>at the same time as anons are 'new paradigm!' postingI hope you took profits.
Not gonna get cocky because oil has been dumping on jawbones alone for a month but feels good. Hopefully just make my money back i lost on puts and get out this gay market
>>62148489>companies that make old weapons from the 1980s that don't worklol
>>62148487a lot more coups where that came from
>>62148513*chicken noises*
bloomberg tv saying it's a total mystery why the markets are reacting like this lmfao
it would be better if price was higher, like if you agree
>>62148517>Cock suddenly stands at attention
>>62148520>It's so over
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh im hedged
v shaped recovery or bull trap?
>>62148618We need a recovery right now.Trump needs to extend the ceasefire another 5 days
how many tickers does one need to be really diversified?I currently have 52 but it is getting pretty hard to check all of them
>>62148671You shouldn't have more than 1/100k
>>62148671just buy an etf at that point
>>62148671Sometimes. You can just sit in cash. And get a good nights sleep. And wait by the river. To see the body of your enemy float by. The enemy being impulsiveness, FOMO, and unwholesome levels of greed.
I bought. Trump please tweet good news now.
>>62148671i own stock in 6 companiestwo are dividendsone is aione is roboticsone is oilone is pharmaceuticals no im not telling you my picks
>>62148671just buy the index it beats everything over time
