lol
>Selling myself to married menYou will never be a woma->I am a straight male HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62148927Imagine living in c*nada and not hitting the oil rig nigga.
>loose instead of lose>Canadianyeah sure
>loose it all
>>62148927this is someones dad
Meanwhile I'm gibsmaxxed getting $3k/month in disability (also in Canada)
>>62148957do you think he would suck me off for some poutine?
>>62148927No straight man has ever wilfully engaged in gay sex. Gay men can be rehabillitated though through Christian conversion therapy.
>>62148927if you're going to maid yourself in your larps why not take a few billionaires in ontario out with you?
>>62148927i hate the antichrist
>Brian, 38, lost his job when his role was replaced by AI and a cheaper support model. Three months of severance ran out. Lease gone, savings thin, he drifted off-grid instead of restarting the same loop.>He now lives in a small patch of woods off a quiet service road. Basic shelter, a fire pit, a few containers. Seen here walking back with pinecones and whatever else he can forage for dinner. Enough to get through the night.>“I used to optimize systems all day,” he said. “Now I just make sure I eat and stay dry.”>“People think it’s collapse. It’s just what happens when you’re not needed anymore.”>“It’s so cold outside.”
>>62148927None of that is true.First of all you can't live in a car in fucking Canada. You'd freeze.The whole post just hits all kinds of reddit memes.>married men are secretly gay>women bad>marriage = deathShit, what else?The whole thing is just 20 doom posts rolled into one.
>>62148927bwahahaha
>>62148927just become a plumber.
>>62149221Most modern >women are bad and most normie marriages are death sentences (in spirit) tho
>>62148927>40 year old gay for payFake
>>62148927I thought this was fake WTF IS GOING ON IN TORONTO
>>62149484>you pay your share when you're back on your feet>he gets told on reddit after being overtaxed for 20 years and then recommended by his own government to an heroThe first brutal warlord that starts aggressively culling people from their province and defending the citizenry is going to be the next great man of history. What are the RCMP going to do? Give him a stern letter? Lol
>>62148927>selling myself to married men >i am a straight male
>>62148927what's up bro this is your wife's bf my name is Chad. The thing is, you and your stupid cat are not that quiet in the garage. also, I found the router admin password and I'll kick you off the internet if you're not going to pitch in for the service fee monthly. She took the autopay off so you need to write a check. See you in the kitchen. Laters
>>62149221the car is in the fucking garage until I move him out I'm trying to be civil about it. He was begging me for $50 CAD and I told him if he sucked my dick and he was down so whatever thats not gay if his wife was there
>>62149484this is written by AI
>>62148957Now THAT'S dealing in the real world.
>>62149759>tfw you're dealing in the real world
>>62149068at your next gibs checkup:have you already considered maid? we have many great options for people just like you! millions used our services. it's absolutely free! apply on www.painless.com
>>62149712People making less than 75k should get maid
>>62149610>>62149626kek
>>62149484This is sloppa designed to demoralize you
>>62149484I am 100% absolutely retain that this was written by an AI bot. It reads like a homework assignment and has perfect grammar. It also just sounds like ChatGPT. Verification isn’t even required.
>>62149597He's Canadian
>>62148927He's homeless, gay for pay, and considering suicide, but he still won't kill his bitch ex-wife. Why are Canadians like this?
>>62149785I've been getting checks since 2012, no letters telling me to kill myself yet.
>>62150716This should explain ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH2nNnkYICE
>>62148927>i am canadianexplains it all
>>62148927>loosing>loose>looseclearly retarded
>>62150603>and has perfect grammarvgm saaar!! greetings for the day! kindly do the needful! best regards
>>62148957I legit lol'd and I am at a public place.
>>62149221Probably in Vancouver desu.
>>62148927faggot can't afford rice and beans and rather suck dick then dealing drugs or scamming online, lul what a cuck.
>>62149484>groupings of three in every single sentencelmao, ledditors can't humanize their sloppy slop
>>62149263>LOL just learn to ~~code~~ plumb
>>62148927lol
>>62148927If this is true (unlikely) how the fuck can a MAN endure such wretched existence instead of just going postal in a gov building or something? What the fuck?
>>62148927should have got a trade....I don't want to even do my trade anymore, I'd rather be unemployed and poor but I'm stuck, The Golden Handcuffs
>>62149484>Food is mathObviously AI, it was doomed when they decided to train it on reddit
>>62149010I am Canadian, I am pretty sure natives stop all the big oil projects and demand billions or a huge chunk of profit share, also the amount of regulatory red tape makes most oil production operations non profitable unless oil goes up very high in price but even then might not be allowed because our insane environmental laws
>>62149068I know somebody who is gibbed max at $2k a month, he essentially went to court and won 200k for a car accident and also a life time of income that is 70% each month what he was making before the accident. The accident didn’t even disable him at all also, how did you get $3k a month, that’s wild. Like you are retired better than most working Canadians could even dream of getting even after a lifetime of labour
>>62148927>I am CanadianNow it all makes sense.
>>62149484>Teeth in the driver's seat.
>>62148927>paying for gay sexthis is how you know it's fake
>>62155464This is how you know its plebbit.
>>62149484>>62148927the real question here is who is running these bots that post demoralization/ sympathy bait accounts on reddit, and for what purpose? Is it something sinister, or just ez karma farming, or a simple scam to harvest money from redditors who want to help?
>>62155514I think it's just karma farming. 90% of reddit is just "woe is me" dooming to get those sweet sweet upboats from other faggots who aren't going to look critically at what's being said or ask tough questions about why someone is in the position they're in.
>>62148927So either he would rather sell his asshole to strangers for half a tank of gas than get a job stocking shelves at his local grocery or hes too much of a waste of oxygen to get a hired even for that job.
>>62148927And in being a redditor I bet he was very pro immigration and loved calling anyone who says "hey wait a minute maybe we should stop bringing in 5 billion chinks and jeets a year" a vile hitler racist
>>62155514No clue but fuck I love cloisters and that is a beautiful shot
>>62155535TBF, up in Canada, you can't get hired stocking shelves if you're a straight White male. Those jobs go to East Indians.
>>62149484That's a sloppost and if you can't tell thd difference by now you too should seriously consider MAID
>Savings all spent>Now living in carYeah this is what happens when you do it in the wrong order, you're supposed to give up your apartment if you suddenly lost your job and now can't afford it.>I have no job>But I will pay over 1,000 dollars a month anyway lmao the money will come to me Yeah OK, then die, retard.Btw a plane ticket to Thailand or Vietnam or something costs a couple thousand, can be paid for with a loan, and you can live in a hut and not get looshfarmed. You'll never retire and will be working for pennies, but it'll still be better than life in Canada.
If I can't afford a house, is living in a nice, comfortable enough car really not the way to go? A $10/m gym membership for bathroom, shower, shaving, etc. is much cheaper than rent and is the car really that uncomfortable? I guess I'd just have to get a van like car that was really good at idling for long periods, and retrofitted for enough creature comforts like a small RV.
>>621537642x disability status in BC
>>62149712>this is written by AIThe short qanon tier sentences are the giveaway. It is meant to appeal to the fried dopamine receptors of the iphone generations.
>>62153556Poisonous shit
