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>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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> nows
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>>62149144
PUSSY! (financially speaking)
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i ignored NOW posters
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>>62149144

>>62148501
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I love house hacking! I bought a house with a casita attached. The other three roommates are paying my mortgage for me. Thank you for the free house, rentoids.
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i sold all my calls the war is not over
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>>62149144
I want Miku to smother me with her ass and pussy (this IS financial advice)
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>>62149143 #
Do baggies really? You're posting an old chart from 2024 before they canceled a whole bunch of data centers kek
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I'm gonna need it to dip a lot harder than this before I even consider slurping
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every trade i've made today has been wrong
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>>62149174
ree ID checks out
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>bears
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>>62149169
pepper yer angus!!!
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This is now a Miku thread
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>>62149174
I lost 8% of my already crabbing portfolio in two trades and accepted that I'll never beat ETF slop.
I am now an ETF boomer.
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>Gains so far wiped
Just buy more dip to make myself feel better.
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>>62149189
Based etf boomer
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>>62149189
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>>62149192
The main thing is to always have some kind of cash ready to go. Buying the dip always feels good when it rips again.
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V is running out of steam. glad i sold i timed the exit pump
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Hope you slumped HGRAF understand 5. Not many more opportunities to get aboard.
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>>62149144
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>>62149188
throw some d's on that bitch
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>>62149176
why does biz even has ids
literally zero sense
would make sense on vg for samefagging but on biz?
>>62149188
meek is good
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>>62149204
is this the same HGRAF troon from a couple of months ago or a new one entirely?
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>>62149197
Pic related is me helplessly watching two stocks which collectively made up 1/3 of my portfolio dump 12% AH on no news at all.
It turns out that I am not better at stock picking than the people who run the ETFs.
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>>62149200
he will tweet some bullshit 5 mins after market close and green dildo shortly after
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>>62149189
>I lost 8% of my already crabbing portfolio in two trades and accepted that I'll never beat ETF slop.
>I am now an ETF boomer.
dont worry bro
this clown market has made many of us into closet indexers
when the dip is over, we can come back to betting on individual stocks, and beat the market
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>>62149167
sorry you missed it bro! better luck next time!

its an old chart because i saved it in 2024 lmao.
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>>62149210
you need it to discourage shills
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>>62149217
>he will tweet some bullshit 5 mins after market close and green dildo shortly after
woah!
I'm from the future, and HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
are you also a time traveller?
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So the dump is over? I'm the gout guy and I took some pills and just gonna get some sleep. I hate sleeping when we have so much volatility but I need some rest
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>>62149217
not happening. /smg/'s gods are on my side
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Are the rumors true that rent is going down? I am looking to raise rent but I have one unrented room that nobody will take, and I don't want to scare away my current tenants.
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>>62149225
and btw spy is a little over 8000 at the end of year
kinda wished I bought more. Is this the fable "Fear of Missing Out"?
Well I can just use my time machine to make better trades. So no biggie.
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>>62149230
Depends on your housing market

They are in Canada
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spent too much money on fast food
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It's 'bout time for a "new round of negotiations in pakistan" post innit
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>>62149226
I am also a gout anon, it is a pain unlike anything else. Allopurinol will cure you but it takes 6 - 12 months of daily pills and you still take them after the flare ups subside.

Colchicine is a great fast acting remendy, that and cherries, tart cherry drink is ideal.

I bought the dip this morning and its still dipping, what the actual fuck.
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wonder if buy bp anon still has bp
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Did Trump already talk?
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all these wars are just an elaborate plot by the elite to teach the masses geography
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>>62149247
I think he dumped it lol
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Can someone explain why he isn't bullish today
It's almost time for bearish Friday
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>>62149144
You slaves realize that while handouts are nice the market does actually play a real role in the real world of deciding what happens in the real world right?

If pyramids are “mooning” and we allocate all of our capital towards building pyramids and you pyramid bags are pumped, then you will still be poor when your have the entire economy built around building pyramids and not cars or medicine or the internet.

Do this make sense to you, slaves?
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>>62149225
just bee yourself
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>>62149210
>why does biz even has ids
Literal years of shitcoin shilling by indians
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Who the fuck gets gout these days? That's some medieval nasty shit.
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>>62149225
nyo
it happened literally 2 days ago
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>>62149246
>I am also a gout anon, it is a pain unlike anything else. Allopurinol will cure you but it takes 6 - 12 months of daily pills and you still take them after the flare ups subside.
Thanks, brother. Do you have any advice? It's my third flare. Can it be reversed just by taking care of yourself? I live alone and I won't ever get married and have a family, and being unable to walk has really scared me. Like life gets really difficult
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>>62149255
nice tweet fag
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limp power hour
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>>62149258
my mom actually
no doc helped her
is there a cure?
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Correction isn’t allowed until the Iran war is over and memory holed
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>>62149258
elderly jews
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>>62149258
I unironically thought the same. It's something I read from the medieval novels and fantasy. Also in the shows like the borgias or the tudors. It was the sickness of the kings. But I got it.
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62149271
>Iran war
didn't even start yet
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>texas instruments up nearly 20 percent
>everything else that isn't named intel is down with a few faggot "I'm selling shovels to the gold miners" niches pumping a point
That's the kind of shit that's pumping soxx/soxl by the way.
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>>62149278
-39.2%
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>>62149278
Don't know, my transfer out of fidelity is still ongoing
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>>62149278
I AINT FUCKING CHECKING!!!!@@
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>>62149275
hope it eases up fren
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>INTC
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>>62149264
Only daily allopurinol will cure you but for the first year or so it may cause flares as the crystals dissolve.

About 80% of uric acid is produced naturally you can only manage 20% of production via food & drink intake.

Eliminate beer completely, ideally cut down on alcohol & bread. Red meats & seafood are very high purine foods also which may cause flares.

Get your kidneys checked also to make sure it is not a symptom of something even more serious.
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>>62149278
-0.1%
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>>62149211
Cope you bankrupt bitch
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>>62149278
+2.67%
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>>62149278
Monitored the situation. Might short oil here.
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>>62149278
Today: +0.24%
This week: +0.53%
This year: +4.98%

Still beating the index
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I didn't make any money today and I am NOT looking to see how much I've lost
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>>62149280
-.49%

Got some slurp in. Still thirsty but waiting.
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WTFWT
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>>62149278
>>62149283
My existing m1 account says down 0.39%, so that chunk is better than 2/3 indices
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>>62149278
Today: -0.49%
This Week: +0.23%
This Month: +17.68%
This Year: +7.77%
could've been worse
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> INTC

That's it, war's over. All the oil is back
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So is Intel going to pull a TESLA today too?
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Damn INTCels are gonna make it. Never thought I’d see the day.
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WOAHOAHOAAA INTEL BROS I THINK YOU WON man was I right two weeks ago and wrong today
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INTC lifting our boy SOXL and AMD
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>>62149278
-.14%
Coulda been worse
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Chips are heckin based
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>>62149302
nigger market
nigger hedgefonds
nigger america
nigger semiconductors
this shit was on the brink of bankruptcy and ots flying now
fake and gay
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>TRUMP: IRAN WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL, WE ARE SPEAKING WITH THEM
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>INTC +50%
Wow, Trump's market is something else
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>>62149278
-0.63%
another nothingborgar
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Has anyone joined the new robinhood banking app? It literally has a 3.5% interest rate on checking if you qualify (I qualify)

Also, did they stop the robinhood credit cards? I haven't heard a peep from that in forever.
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>>62149278
+0.33%. I’m finally turning the corner.
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>mfw my one share of LINT skyrocketed 30% AH
If only I full ported and didn't just MUU
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CPU demand is real. wow.
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Whoremouth status?
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>>62149278
-56%
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>>62149328
Still closed
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>>62149320
He says that the 153rd time
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>>62149282
How the fuck?
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>>62149329
I hope you missed a decimal point, anon...
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>intel
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The INTCel tide is rising all boats. Praise be to INTC.
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>>62149320
he's back to doing this again

hasn't said it much in the last 24hrs or so, rare
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>>62149324
nope but i did my taxes with robinhood and that worked well.
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Why is the market only open for 6.5 hours? seems stupid

not even 9 to 5
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>>62149320
Countries that want to make a deal (according to Trump):
Iran
Russia
Ukraine
Countries that make a deal:
...
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>>62149342
Do you want to have severe anxiety 24/7 and not be able to sleep because someone rugs your trade at 2am
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>>62149303
I'm guessing so. I'm gonna make my new profession buying and selling before earnings calls.
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first TXN, now INTC.
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>>62149347
Can we accept that maybe AI isn't all over yet?
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why is amd pumping??
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Friday dumpster fire, next week Monday giga green, Tuesday down, Wednesday pump and dump, Thursday grinderino, Friday flat... All on fake tacos and other assorted bullshit news.
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Don't know if real. Found in /pig/.
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>>62149316
>straitened
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>>62149328
Donny still searching for the poke flute
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>>62149345
5 years of crypto PTSD activated......
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Sold my one +30% LINT share good luck bros
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>INTC earnings
Wow, SOXX and NASDAQ bros will be eating good tomorrow
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>>62149350
>>62149347
missed shitvida, missed mu,wd, missed amd int txn
is there anything similar left that didnt pump yet?
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>>62149345
They already do this in AH aldoebeit o algo
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I sold INTC at $50 at 100% profit
This is straight up fucking worse than losing money
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>>62149363
AMD is right there if you want to do that
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1pbti opinion: if Intel of all things is rising, you know it's over.
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>>62149345
But anon, they already rug us overnight
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>>62149371
Intel is swinging hard on a comback honestly. This was well-deserved
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Seriously considering dumping nvidia to buy intel but I might have missed the boat already...
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>>62149353
>hey champ wakey wakey might want to check the news (we bought)
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Okay, what do anons feel about buying Paramount stock? Will they be able to use WB effectively?
I think it may rise by a lot in the next few years
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>>62149351
Because Intel is pumping and that means CPUs are doing alright
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>>62149369
i got screwed buying into a parabolic movement a few times already
wont do that anymore
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topkek
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>>62149377
Just buy shit, hold it and then buy more shit to hold dipshit
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>>62149353
This is engagement farming, these aren't real accounts
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>>62149350
i always believed the AI buildout would happen. others here had and still have huge doubts. i guess that is what makes a market.
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>>62149394
Trump believed, you believed, I believed
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>>62149345
Can't be worse than this aftermarket shit they're doing with stupid ass gaps
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>>62149363
if you believe in the AI story its going to continue for a decade or longer. all those stocks besides NVDA are tiny compared to NVDA.

long ago when AAPL was 400B it was the largest company on earth.... naturally i was looking for "the next apple"... AAPL 10x'd from there to 4T.... apple was the next apple.
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>>62149387
>we're AB testing the next enshitification
>this totes won't effect everyone once we've finetuned the psychological torture juuuuuuuust enough people won't unsubscribe
I need a harsher word for enshitification since reddit's largely adopted it at this point. But I was using it first I assure you.
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howdy smiggers
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>>62149387
fuck off shill
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donald pump? or donald dump?
I can't see what he's saying right now
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>>62149396
i believed the capex numbers the companies told me and i found AI to be very powerful.
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>>62149394
It’s self fulfilling.

Print shitloads of cash and nuke reserve requirements while manipulating the CPI print and allowing circular deals with no legislative scrutiny you could make temple massaging purple hats the productivity innovation of the millennium.
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>>62149409
it's kind of hard to beat
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>>62149392
That's why I put the warning. I'm too old to keep up with what's down with the youth.
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>>62149333
niggers
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>>62149363
check out ASYS
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>>62149341
Holy shit, I didn't even know they did that. They are trying to dip their toe in just about every financial service. I figure Robinhood klarna is next.
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>>62149417
hopefully you made a bunch of money then
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>>62149414
I am finding it very powerful too. I am a codelet, but I'm using it for AutoLISP that's impressing even my coworker who's used the language for 20 years and has done agentic programming with it
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Heil Hitler
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>>62149420
Damn. Well, at least it's not Jews eh.
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>>62149258
People who drink too much alcohol and have kidney dysfunction
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>panic sold
>shit goin back up
motherfuckers
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>>62149428
sir this is a jewish thread
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INTC earnings call in 36 minutes. Think they will cure enough cancer to avoid the dump?
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>>62149320
Based
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>>62149433
I must be very lucky then because I drink like fuck and always have.
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>>62149384
>I think it may rise by a lot in the next few years
Why? Theaters are dying slowly, people are getting streaming fatigue among raised prices, and looking at their upcoming movie catalogue I see absolutely nothing that is earthshattering.

I think the entertainment companies will hold the line, but I don't think anyone should expect them to grow faster than VOO. I am not that intimate with paramount through so maybe I'm just ignorant
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>>62149425
I imagine this is the sort of response Enron bears got too
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I told you all that my cousin was worried for his job at META

Sounds like the layoffs are continuing
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>>62149431
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>>62149144
worthless smigger trash
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>>62149394
This isn't the AI build out. This is corps hoarding shit before it becomes unobtainable due to no helium.
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>>62149443
I wonder if the timeframes were right we'd have an enron bagholder general
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>>62149436
No. Some stock discovered immortality the other day on its earnings call and it still dumped after. During the same call they solved world hunger and it still dumped. They even gave all investors 1 million dollars each no strings attached and it still dumped. The stock told it's investors they performed a ritualistic sacrifice where the only escape was not dumping the stock and they still dumped after which they all ritualistically died.
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>>62149384
Don't. They're horrendously in debt, overleveraged and the new streaming rights acquisition of the UFC and WWE by way of TKO is a shit deal, because those two products have never been shittier and in a worse state.
>t. knower
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>>62149278
Ouch. My copper. Down 1% but this is probably even worse tomorrow.
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>>62149436
Count the number of times AI is mentioned. If you want a fun ride to the hospital, take a shot every time it's mentioned.
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this is still worth more than i bought it for, but the HOA say they're going to fine me $100 a week if i don't move it by the end of the month.... this will eat into my gains

even though its apparently in short supply, it appears not many want to buy it like this

what can I do bros?
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>>62149428
HEIL HITLER!!!!!
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>>62149454
you need to buy a tanker
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>>62149443
it was all so obvious to you you forgot to cash in lol
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>>62149278
-1.73%, not terrible but still disappointing, ZETA in particular sucked today for no good reason
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Are you guys still talking about AI? That boom is over.
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>>62149428
1488
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>Intel saw the strongest growth in its data center business, where it’s starting to get traction in AI thanks to surging demand for central processing units (CPUs). Revenue in that division climbed 22% to $5.1 billion.

>The once-sleepy CPU market has taken off as agentic workloads shift compute needs beyond Nvidia’s graphics processing units (GPUs) that have ruled AI thus far. That growing CPU demand underpinned Intel’s recent $14 billion purchase of a 49% stake in its Ireland chip fab that it had previously sold to Apollo Global Management.

the CPU is back.
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>>62149465
Oh yeah sorry guys. Uhh yeah AI's over stop looking nothing to see here
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>>62149278
-1.6%

Get your shit together, microsoft
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This was the top.
Hope you sold.
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How are you guys losing money when the sp is like 8% positive in a MONTH
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>>62149476
This was the local top lol
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>>62149448
im hoping /CAR/ gen takes off
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>>62149477
Realizing losses is the only way they'd lose money this year
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> futures
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>>62149477
spx is up 3% on the year after dumping for majority of it
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>>62149488
Anyone else pronounce that as "spics"?
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>>62149334
I did not. Genuinely considering a long drive
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>>62149493
Me. I also call it lil spixxer
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>>62149499
Cute. Reminds me of my putter. I like it
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Predictive betting markets are an actual plague what is this shit lmao
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>>62149495
condolences
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>>62149505
predictive markets are going to be what causes divine intervention and the apocalypse. go place a bet on it free money
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>>62149278
-153%
I'm
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no GPU, no problem.

CPU is new best friend.

Bullish for AMD also.
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>intc
What the FUCK, You were supposed to drop so I can buy more.
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>>62149517
debt'd?
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>>62149517
HELP!?
>>
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>>62149524
Yup
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AWAKEN MY MAKERS
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>>62149163
I bought his calls
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>>62149509
Well I guess we'll live to see the end of the world only because somebody put a big enough bet on polymarket to make it happen.
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>>62149278
-4.7%
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I'm going all in on your mother's ticker: CUNT
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>>62149428
uh, based?
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>>62149363
Games Workshop
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Trump usually has to build up a threat to TACO.

He doesn't have any threats lined up. The last TACO was indefinite. Now he's just waiting for the blockade to work.

So no more tamping oil? Are we finally free to run?
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>>62149541
Sir there's no listing for that
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>>62149505
Polymarket managed to create an advanced version of degenerate gambling that I didn't know was possible
I mean in retrospect it makes total sense that this happens when you can bet on anything
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>>62149549
Already pumped breh
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>>62149505
We have reached peak clownworld.
Also let me guess, Polymeme is yet another abomination owned and shat out by someone from the tribe of David?
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>>62149529
godspeed
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>>62149553
It's private, insiders only
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My question is this, what the fuck is Oman doing? Isn't the strait their thing too?
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>>62149556
>last name Coplan
>website involves insider trading
I can't take this no more
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>>62149278
same as like a week ago since i FUCKING MISSED IT!
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>>62149554
Eh, somehow you didn't have the right to bet whether the pilot 3 weks ago would be rescued or not. Banned. Verbotten. Kinshi.
Yet you're allowed to bet on actual wars where people die and suffer.
Peak clown shit.
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>>62149538
uh oh
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Any thoughts on SLB earnings tomorrow?
Seems like they'd have a quite good outlook.
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>>62149505
The logical conclusion is betting on political assassinations. Coming soon to the circus near you!
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No fighting, no missiles, ceasefire, and WTI hit 100. We are actually fucked if the war resumes. $150 oil may actually come
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>>62149570
I think the worst part are their awful advertising campaigns where they just try to hook college aged dudes in as some sort of alternative form to investment and wealth building when it's literally just gambling. Unless you're Barron Trump ain't nobody building generational wealth on there.
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>>62149444
good. they need to be increasing shareholder value in this competitive market.
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>>62149476
Didn't sell because I'm not a panican
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balls are smelly today
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>>62149587
BALLI$H
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Is MRVL the next n video?
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>>62149592
its a solid #2 to AVGO. the google deal is a big deal for them. they have AMZN also.
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>>62149580
Priced in
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>>62149595
So you’re saying my poorfolio is missing a AVGO call spread.
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>>62149598
i own MRVL shares and buy them every two weeks.

AVGO seems to be well on its way to being the next NVDA.
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Any Day Traders here?
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>>62149608
Long time ago...
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>>62149505
>>62149556
What? Weather futures are already a thing (for farmers, insurance providers etc) this isnt new, just bringing it to retail
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>>62149609
Is it worth getting into?
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>>62149613
It's fun being a little scalper and I think there's room for it right now but I am settled funds restricted so I have to buy and hold
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>>62149606
Thanks I’m playing SOXX too but I wanna pick some winners too.
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>>62149278
-0.02% overall
but that is due to index ETFs. my individual picks are mooning
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damn i cant imagine for all the boomers who have equity this past few years, just insane return of the market. my 401k/brokerage account went from like 200k to 600k in 4 years. 38 now, maybe I can retire at 45
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>>62149422
>BNPL scheme for investing
>distinctly not margin
>microloans shred credit rating
>RH would collateralize the shares behind the scenes
>defaults just makes RH the owner permanently while you service the loan
Amazing. Do it
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>>62149616
no problem. same here. SOXX is awesome. DCA MRVL and hold for a long time.
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>>62149612
Polymarket gamblers would be clueless trading weather futures. The implications of trying to defraud a cftc regulated contract are also more serious
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>>62149580
100% chance they roll out some jewish trick to drop it to the mid $90s before they resume the war.
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>>62149622
>BNPL scheme for investing
There's a b2b 401k provider that advertises borrowing against your portfolio at a 4x rate so you get 5x total returns, then pay back the principal of the loan. Seems super sketchy and I can't find the specific provider anymore since there are a billion seoslop results for 401k borrowing
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>>62149363
VIX
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God damn Lip Bu. I bet Elon really liked the flamethrower.
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>>62149613
If you're addicting to losing money, yes
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ISN'T THIS PUMPING MY MEMORYYYYYYYYYY
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we make machines that make ductwork for HVAC but not the ductwork outselves. so pretty deep cyclical given the datacenter buildout. we are maxxed on inventory and not making anymore until at least mid may. sales are slooooooow
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It's too early to call but INTC mite b the first stock I've seen this year not dump hard post earnings. We'd have to see a 20% drop or more. gg intel
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>>62149660
It’s mooning even more on the call
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>>62149662
He's a smart bastard, what can you say
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>>62149662
The dump comes during or after earnings. If the gains hold at all by market open I'll believe it but even if not it still bucked the trend.
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>>62149670
If you don’t count TXN
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>>62149676
Which even had a face-ripping rally the next day
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>Get a new CEO
>Stock drops 13%
>Tfw people think the company you just took over was better off without a leader
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>>62149678
The earnings was a re rating event for them. Could be the same with INTC
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18 years of taco incumen.
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>>62149676
Like I said I'll reserve judgement until market open but TXN looks identical to INTC rn and both are quite different than all earnings calls I've seen since apr 22
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Israel-Lebanon ceasefire extended by 3 weeks and oil don't even budge
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>>62149209
if by d's you mean diapers then I second that opinion
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Is it over for SOXL?
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>>62149694
Yeah I’d take the over. Shits headed straight to 150
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I think Ive had enough stress looking at these fucking charts, trying to time bottoms, tops, track earnings, trumps tweets etc etc
Im thinking of selling my port and just going full stock ownership on
>NVDA 17%
>MSFT 13%
>GOOG 13%
>AMD 12%
>MU 13%
>AAPL 12%
The last 20% I'd split between some riskier shit like IREN and something like a euro ETF or something. Stupid idea? Before anyone says its too much tech, I know, I just think nothing else actually matters
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>>62149689
So fvcking bvllish...
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People think the IRGC are extremists. They can be negotiated with. The can be intimidated.
There is no Mullah as extreme in his devotion to allah as I am to shorting this fake scam commie market.

I will not recant.
I will not capitulate.
Unto the last dollar.
Here is stand, I can do no other.
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>>62149689
DON'T RUSH THAT YOUNG 80 year old MAN
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>>62149670
This is what happens usually with INTC with the exception of Q3 2025. I have a feeling with the irrationality of the market this will hold, only because it's funny to me with how gutted the company is. They made a bet during Pat's last year that AI will need CPUs as multi-modal workloads increase, that did not fucking happen. Then Pat got sacked, Lip Bu came in, torched the place, and NOW, simply due to pure luck, datacenter demands for AI workloads needs more CPUs.

Also AMD is above $300 now, for similar reasons among others.
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>>62149144
you can't just post miku's delicious peach on the catalog like that
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>>62149707
This guy AI
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>>62149689
just another problem to dump on the next guy / gal. he's taking every possible risk in an effort to have a "legacy" and every problem that causs gets dumped on the nation / the next president. really cool
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>>62149707
I think you'd be better off with a tech ETF as your core holding the allocate whatever to individual stocks
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>>62149707
>>NVDA 17%
>>MSFT 13%
>>GOOG 13%
>>AMD 12%
>>MU 13%
>>AAPL 12%
qqq and airr
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pretty sure shorting oil above $100 is free money...for now...
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>>62149715
imagine breeding miku
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>>62149720
yeah that's right tranny, suck it. MIGA!!!
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>>62149734
Isn’t it priced in though? The expectation is that oil will revert eventually.
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>>62149736
She's made for teto's chimeric penis doe
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>He isn't buying GRRR
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>>62149739
I'm just expecting a huge red dildo to $90 soon before it goes back up
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AMD +6% after hours
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>>62149752
>326
Holy shit my calls are gonna print
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>>62149748
Oil finna break out y'all
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>>62149707
looks good bro
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>>62149747
post your grrr bags i need a laugh
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I have to wage to recoup my $27k losses now unless SPY hits $660 by 5/29. Thoughts?
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INTC +20% holy shit
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>semis up 17 days in a row
>my portbolio up 90% in that time
Is this the secret?
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>>62149189
I've had good luck with AIRR. Look into it anon, and best of luck to you.
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>>62149769
>tfw waited to buy more with the 3k I'm sitting on
FUCK. My fault for getting greedy I guess.
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is the PLTR dip worth buying?
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>>62149718
shits basically replacing me at work, might as well get some reparations for that
>>62149732
ill check airr thanks
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>>62149264
Stop. Fucking. Drinking. Also, no shellfish. Those are the two things that give you gout. Stop doing that and the pain goes away in a week or two.
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>>62149766
Go long buddy
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Is INTC the first tech stock that actually went up on earnings this year?
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>>62149780
TXN
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>>62149780
TXN

both chipmakers. SaaS is a different story.
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if you aren't long for VIX and oil starting today, you're never gonna make it
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>>62149777
>shellfish
Eww. Bugs.
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>>62149778
It would seem I have a reluctance to do so
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>>62149789
I was short on the cease fire but I capitulated after a day and went long. Almost made it all back. Would have already but I’m using smaller position sizes.
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>>62149775
Will JD vance get elected?
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>>62149793
It seems like a good time to go short now though
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>>62149786
I'd really like a good dip for oil to rebuy in
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Should I buy INTCel? the wallstreet pedos are saying that the objetive price is ~80 but some twitter schizos are baiting saying it could be more, i just don't want to hold any more bags
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Makr new
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>>62149797
futes gapped down, so that's as good as any
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>>62149780
HOLY SHMOKES
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>>62149798
Did they replace all the Indians that work there and destroyed the company with White people?
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>>62149798
What's your time horizon? Bad timing if you want to go long, if you think the twittards are wrong you could just short it.
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>>62149798
INTC broke an ATH that they've had since 1999/2000 and you want to buy now? lmao
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329 AH
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>>62149780
Guess so. Earnings call is over, and the price is calm as still waters. Wonder what it will do in the morning.
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>>62149820
>>62149820
>>62149820
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>>62149689
The United States doesn't have the capacity to provide energy for all of East Asia in perpetuity. In a world where this really does drag on forever the US would face revolts from their vassals.
The war at this point is about who can endure the straight being closed the longest. Trump knows it which is why he's bullshitting about the US being able to do this forever, its a tactic to make the Iranians throw in the towel first.
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>>62149806
yes if you mean the exact polar opposite of what you said.
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>MRVU is saving my portfolio
>Only bought 3 shares at 73 instead of 300 at 59
>spent more money than I thought
>didn't make 3000 bucks gambling this week
I'M FUMBLING AGAIN
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>>62149636
Sounds as scummy as reverse mortgages
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>>62149822
> make the Iranians throw in the towel first.
Cool it with the Islamophobia
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>>62149822
>its a tactic to make the Iranians throw in the towel first.
It's not working. I'm betting trump loses his cool before Iran.



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