Meta and microsoft are cutting jobs
>>62149471Then why are their stocks down today?
>>62149471Guess throwing all that money at AI is leading to a bit of financial bother?
>>62149498If you hit the lottery, would you spend more money or less money? If your business was thriving would you hire more workers or less workers? If every worker(even the shitty ones) was suddenly 100x more productive, would you cut workers or expand the services you can provide?Tech CEOs are talking like they built God and acting like they made a poor investment decision. Your call which signal to follow.
>>62149471Just learn to code, or something.
Is this bad for metaverse?
>>62149552Lol is it still a thing? I thought they closed it.
microsaar won't survive for long
>>62149471Depending on how many >people are part of that 7%, MS might not die in my lifetime(It's a rhetorical situation, this is an escape chute for the few remaiming competent employees to abandon ship)
With all the ai hype, meta and microshart core products still kinda suck desus
>>62149498well I just tried to make a facebook marketplace account to buy/sell and was told I needed to have my penis inspected saar and send them my fingerprints in order to not have it deleted by theirAI, which i'm not going to doSO probablyreally fucking stupid policies that actively drive away people who used to use their dumb website as a teen.
>>62149471just become a plumber.
>>62149471AI
The tech CEOs are cowards who lost their way. Elon Musk is the only one worth trusting because his vision comes directly from John Hancock's lunisolar codex, this is what one of the suits at State Street told me.
>>62149471now that tech and IT are dead, what career should I pivot to?
>>62149471wen ubi?
>>62149657med is the only answer
>>62149471I buy stocks only when companies announce layoffs. Nothing more bullish in 2026 then laying off more whites and paying jeets a fraction
>>62149471>be me>ghost employee at a FAANG-adjacent firm>comfy salary, zero accountability>literally haven't pushed a single commit in 6 months>join every standup, camera on, stay on mute, nod like a bobblehead>entire team is huffing the AI copium"anon did you see how Claude 3.5 refactored that legacy spaghetti in 10 seconds?">I don't even have an API key>Dev Lead is a total AI schizo>in two weeks I'm invited to his cabin for a family weekend>he's gonna be grilling steaks and autistically screeching about LLM agents and RAG pipelines>I'm a mid-wit who still uses Stack Overflow>once he asks about work related stuff I'm gonna have a panic attackIs there a way to fake being an "AI visionary" for 48 hours or am I going to flip burgers for the rest of my life?
>>62149834>whoa>yeah that's crazy man>it's so efficient, wowSimple as.
>>62149471I don't think its AI but cutting the people from the post covid overhiring when rates were low
>>62149600>well I just tried to make a facebook marketplace account to buy/sell and was told I needed to have my penis inspected saar and send them my fingerprints in order to not have it deleted by theirAI, which i'm not going to dokek'd but also thanks for warning me, I was going to try selling an old vintage amp on Faceberg marketplace sometime this spring since shipping the 80-pound behemoth would be prohibitively expensive for the buyer in costs, but fuck that. Gov't ID requirements are retarded, they can go fuck their mothers.
>>62149471Jeets cannot even maintain what was created by the white people, it is so pathetic
>>62149834get AI-900 cert from Microsoft Learn
we're going to find out very soon that most of these "tech" "CEOs" are mentally retarded. in mature and competitive markets their products are trash, their ideas suck, and their employees are brown stinking curry nigger retards.
>>62149498This, everybody knows the more jobs you cut, the more money is left at the end of thr month for you duh
>>62149471This could be good for me. Company I work for usually does announce layoffs couple of months after the big tech companies. During the last two round the people that got fired got really good severance packages and I want to quit anyway.
Also, isn't it telling how dev leads in major tech firms have no idea how "AI" works and are impressed by parlor tricks? It shouldn't take them more than 3 months of studying to be able to follow the latest research on the subject without having to rely on some flavor of the month SaaS.
>>62151751/thread>>62149834
>>62149834If he asks ir engages with anything work related do one or both of theseSay>yeah man, I basically treat AI like a slave. I emotionally abuse it until it does what I want. It gets good results thoughAnd then pull out a Kai Lentit yt vid and show it to him and laugh about it
>>62149471Two dinosaurs
>>62151886It's incredibly disheartening, the world has been falling apart for far too long now
>>62149552As bad as things are they have been worse
>>62149471>investing in Microslop
>>62149510no AI (another indian) is cheaper then an american goy these days
>>62149834You are fucked bro lol.>t. took me 6 months to fully integrate AIslop into my workflow
>>62149471Good. A lot of big tech still needs to cut down at least 50%. Too many leeches going for a pie that keeps getting smaller and smaller. Palantir AI or whatever should also work with the feds to mark layoff'd big tech fags so that they shouldn't be allowed another opportunity for the big bucks as punishment for enabling big tech's stupidity
>>62153783im all for tech communism and freedom for everything else. who needs niggervidya running up the cost of chips just because they can. the chips arent actually getting better for me anyway, only hyperscalers. pcs are maxed out on moores law.
>>62149568It's still trucking along with a few hundred userswonder what happened to that guy who spent $400k to be snoop dogg's metaverse neighbor
>>62149471>he graduated with a tech degreeI feel bad for Gen Z who went into tech. The field is completely dead and nobody is hiring. The amount of CS majors with 5+ years experience working at Amazon/McWagies is insane.
>>62151751>>62152137its also just way too many people going to school for tech degrees. Every Zoomer that grew up playing video games wanted to go into CS and now the field is insanely oversaturated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVza9-PShsc
>>62154424The metaverse was supposed to take years to get off the ground but normies acted as if they had to get in NOW.
>>62149471Bullish.
>>62149471H1b apocalypse
>>62149471Buy an an ad for your shitty ASSembly platform, fucking scammer
