Would you rather bitcoin double in price or get a girlfriend?
I'm married and all in XMR. So the latter i guess.
>>62150526Put me down for 156k.
>>62150526im 30 and dont care about gf anymore i did when i was 21. Give me the bitcoin price doubling please
>>62150526would this girlfriend have a penis?
>>62150544Cheating scum.
Btc doubling and having no woman annoying me is the best of all possible worlds
>>62150526What if I already have a wife and shorting Bitcoin?
>>62150600Funnily enough I met my first gf when I was 30. It happensKek this is like the 99% of gamblers stop before their big win meme but wholesome
I dodge a bullet
>>62151096>gold minersWhy are you here?
>>62150526Girlfriend. I can double with gold miners anyways. Meanwhile women are genuinely impossible to reach in 2026. My best shot is flirting with my former best friend in middle school at this point and hoping for the best.I hate this man. I don't even care about connections like that in 90% of other scenarios but it's really starting to hit this year. Literally the first time I've every felt lonely in my life. Ever. Like legitimately didn't know how it felt until like 2 months ago and goodness it's painful. Like really painful. Like I need to apologize to some people have seeing them as needy...So no, I don't even care about making it. I'm already set to retire by 45 if I want to. I just one girlfriend. I don't care who anymore. I'm just sick of this feeling man. It's pain. We can break up violently, rip my heart out, and tear my life up 30 times over. I just want the pain to end.>>62151106Shut up kid.
>>62150526I don't really give a shit about bitfuck and I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die. I'd rather see a WWIII break out and cull a generation to sate my hatred for everything and make the world more sane in the process.
>>62150526GF by a large margin
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>>62150526I have a boyfriend so I would rather the bitcoin go up
>>62150526That's a really interesting question, anon. Speaks to our times.
>>62150706This is probably the correct answer. The issue with getting a gf is that keeping her is a problem if bitcoin doesn't double in price.