polymarket edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread:>>62151476
>>62152048
> nows
>>62152050fucking kek
money money money money
AMD SPEED RUN TO 1000I HOPE YOU HAVE A LIL SUM SUM
>>62152050cyberpunk af
>>62152050There are poor people in this world and we are betting on the temperature in Paris on a global platform. AI will never solve cancer or provide free education
STOP FUCKING GOING UP YOU FUCKIJ G BJTCH
>>62152073The poor should stop reproducing.
>>62152049Tell me more about Dassault Systemes. I've been eyeing it. What's your thesis?
SOXL
amdbros...we're going to 500 eoty
>>62152081They have to because you aren't.
>>62151996OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62152084Ya rape the bobo cubs!
>>62152082Generative Solidworks assets.
>>62152073if poors stopped having kids there wouldn't be anymore poors
>>62152050please be real
9070XT CHADS WINNING!!!
>>62152087Fine. Then don't complain about being a slave.
how do i buy soxl as eurofag?
>>62152050based market maker.
>>62152087We're not because its too expensive for us while we're subsidizing theirs.
can someone please explain to me why i feel nothing but emptiness when i look at my 1000 share stack of schd that i worked hard for?i dont know whats wrong anymore
>>62152091Without the poors the rich wouldn't feel rich. Like whales leave playerless games since they can't flex. The poors are doing a good deed in a cruel, evil world. lol
Well well well it seems like the retarded bulls are going to get absolutely fucked very soon when this clown market finally wakes up to reality.
MRVL...NO!
>>62152082they're the only cohort capable of manufacturing tech required for actual classified weapons to have been used on shorter than not notices in the west. germans and americans lack nothing but the literal software and mathematical knowledge to have made blueprints into production lines out of factories for otherwise consumer or infrastructural materials
>>62152081>>62152095you're gonna die
>>62152105WHEN WILL IT STOP AAAAAAAA
wtf soxl I had a chance to sell my SOXS calls at 220% yesterday and I didn't do ithow can i make my 35 dollars back?
>>62152107wow enlightening immortaltell me, what is your dao
>>62152096it's available on lots of brokers, you might need an account type that lets you buy leveraged instruments
>>62152107I will, eventually. So what?That doesn't answer why my taxes should go to welfare checks for proles.
>>62152104when will retarded bobos wake up to the reality that Erin or whatever it is is completely irrelevant??
how do i use the vwap on this shit properly?to find out how long i can short it
>>62152105time for it to cool off. and i say that as a shareholder lol.
>>62152121Its Arin retard
>>62152121but the strait of whores is blocked or somethingbears told me that I should care about that or something
>>62152113junior dares?!
>>62152048>treasury manipulate oil>coal dumps>oil breaks out and war is back on>coal giga dumps I bid you a hearty and warm recessionary demand destruction Mr Mumu
>>62152120it has gone to billionaires for a while already though
>>62152126technically it's A-A-Ron in the native tongue
UMICH IS A BEAT BUY BUY BUY BUY
NBIS has a pattern of hitting 165 then crashing to 155. This has happened everyday this week.
>US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Apr F: 49.8 (est 48.5; prev 47.6)- Current Conditions: 52.5 (est 51.0; prev 50.1)- Expectations: 48.1 (est 47.7; prev 46.1)- 1 Year Inflation: 4.7% (est 4.8%; prev 4.8%)- 5-10 Year Inflation: 3.5% (est 3.4%; prev 3.4%)WELL ANCHORED INFLATIONEXPECTATIONS
>Consumers Sue Nintendo, Demand Share of Trump Tariff Refunds>-3% today on top of an already massive dumptendie bros...
>>62152086I've been holding AMD since around $12, and gradually adding on over the years. Feels good, even if it's now an uncomfortably large proportion of my portfolio because of how much the price has gone up.
>>62152133Except it hasn't. It was spent on diabeetus treatment for Laqueesha in Atlanta.
>>62152124once implied volatility/vwap for some consecutive time intervals decreases some ten percent sell or something to those effects
>>62152131there is nothing I, your father, dares not saythere are many things I, your father, dares not do
>Marvell dropped another 0.8%C'est fini
Is Warren Buffett the biggest fraud of our time? He picked up all his stocks in the 18th century and then decided to fuck around buying Japanese candy shops instead of putting big bucks in tech. BRKB (which he still influences) is holding $780 billion in cash that could've at least gone into cheaper tech, and you would be severely underperforming the market if you used it as a SPY alternative.
>>62152143nah. the treasury printed trillions last month and gave it to banks for example and your taxes paid for their salaries
>netanyahu agrees to ceasefire due to cancer diagnosis!OMG SOXL IS GOING UP
>>62152152tech companies with predictable competitive advantages ten years out against chinese, german, korean and other european ones would probably not have been obvious to have come across
>>62152154The issued bonds, not printed money, which the banks bought to resell.These bonds will pay for all the medicare and medicaid fraud, plus pensions for retarded boomers, both of which take the absolute majority of the budget.What the billionaires do is pay for a disproportionate amount of taxes through the companies they founded.
>>62152104Let the Goyim deal in reality
Half the world oil production is gone… why the fuck are we pumping?!?!?!
>>62152133Billionaires don't just take from me without my getting something in return, except where they get to siphon off my taxes with their NGOs that they all own.
Most bullish market action in the last 4 years, despite everything being objectively garbage.
>>62152167Because record profits from price gouging are coming!
>>62152104didn't read
>>62152164banks profit from charity now? that's the cope? also billionaires and their companies don't pay taxes, go back to sleep
There's 500 MUgods. We finally won
>>62152176>banks profit from charity now?Yes. What do you think poor people do with the money you give them?
>>62152170We already had the 10% dump that was caused by the oil crisis we'll have in the future
Advanced Money Dispenser
>>62152168>Billionaires don't just take from me without my getting something in returnbailouts did increase both your bank account numbers and decreased grocery prices since 2008. bait used to be believable
>>62152168just stop paying taxes faggotproblem solved
>>62152176>billionaires and their companies don't pay taxesThere are other kinds of taxes besides personal income taxes, you retard.
>>62152181i can afford an AMD call for next week but if it expires worthless i'm completely out of money
>>62152178what money lil bro? the billions banks got in overnight loans? did shaneequa post a lambo yet?
This is another "trying to pump all day in anticipation for headline"-day
>>62152186exactly. none of which the rich pay. quit the propaganda
>>62152152- Underperformed the index in the 21st century- started underperforming when insider trading got banned- reason why berkshire got big in the first place is because it was a market index vehicle in the pre-ETF daysDinosaur
>>62152193Somebody is pushing propaganda. Probably the guy who's pushing income taxes on labor like a retard.
>>62152198yeah sure, go back to sleep
>>62152152He had some good plays on the East India Company back in the day but fell off.
TECH BROS KEEP ON WINNING
I got 100 bucks to my namewhat kind of penny stock will make me a millionare?
>>62152160If he can't identify potential, wasted money of foreign stocks, and got most of his gains by buying large-cap US stocks instead of "value investing," how can he be considered the GOAT market guru? This dumb nigger didn't even buy GOOGL until it was nearly at an ATH.>>62152195Exactly. His philosophy is dead.
>>62152190>Leftist mathAfter your revolution, you won't be better off. You'll just have a piece of paper that says you own $10,000 worth of Global-corporation while the Jews Larry Fink and George Soros do all the decision making and planning and you get a simple yes/no vote. They'll get the luxury cars and large houses because they need it to host meetings and do gatherings in order to effectively manage everything. But don't worry, you don't need those things anyway, and they wouldn't use them if they didn't have to.
>>62152208you can short berkshire anytime>>62152207buy food, get a room to sleep in then get a job and only after that worry about what to do next
>>62152210the US population is 327?damn
sold AMD at 120 a few years ago, gonna rope
>>62152210who said anything about leftism or a revolution? go shill talking points on pol
>>62152209intel and qualcom wtf?
>>62152215I sold Intel at $27 just few months ago. Bought for 20. few hundredth shares
>>62152100The virgin divy investor vs the chad call buyer
it's official. America is back baby! buy buy buy!
>>62152141Nothingburger. The real concerns are memory cost and Switch 2 uncertainty.>>62152212The company isn't going broke. It's just stagnant and will remain so until they change their strategy. It's not a buy, but it's not worth betting against either.
>>62152214we have that many social security numbers yeah
>>62152086Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell
>>62152214Oh that's not the worst part.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naub1tNQlFkWhen leftists see more than three zeroes, they stop being able to think.>>62152217You did complaining about taxes. Taxes are revolutionary, that's the point of them.
Zoink
>>62152226it's your money>>62152230try another llm moshe
>>62152233moishe*you fucking faggots>>62152210go to pol or twitter, faggot>>62152205fucking FAGGOTFU CK
I just can't stop trading like a NIGGER
>>62152048Wet dick like a dog
SNDK touchscreen 1000, then backs off on sell volume.
>>62152237same, man
>>62152240Fuckin 'ate me auto correct.
anyone else slurping BYND for their incoming AI play?
So about those tqqq calls...
>>62152240For a Friday there's not a lot of calls on sp/nasdaq themselves. But there's enough on some of the soxx stuff I think semis won't move much more today. Obviously SNDK at 1000 is one of them. MU has a bunch at 500. So on and so forth.
Guys there no work to do right now, I wfh, so im playing WoW… is this wrong, feels like wage theft.
my KLAC calls are moooning
>>62152224It’s true Mr Mumu!Once we got rid of those pesky regulations and meanie SEC, and made it clear to CFOs line must go up no matter what, things are looking better than ever!Who even cares about balance sheets? As long as nobody checks and everyone plays ball it’s impossible for there to be problems! Bad quarter?Mumu accounting tricks!Oh shit I’m out of money?Print!Oh shit I’m really out of money?Donald to the rescue à la Spirit!What a based guy! As long as we all play pretend we can be whatever we want to be!There’s no stopping us! I don’t know why nobody ever thought of it!
>>62152251I got all my work done yesterday and somehow have to find 8 hours of busywork today to slap on my timesheet to hit 40 hours of precisely documented work. My job is so fucking dumb, man.
Semiconductor bros eatin GOOD today
>>62152100ape into the juicy soxs dip instead to feel something again
I sold INTC before earnings at 70 and between dumping some cash in INFQ, POET, and ENVB I chose INFQAt least SOXL is still poomping
>>62152070im thinking of selling my amd calls. thoughts?
I could buy like two shares of LINT with my settled cash but it's such a piddly dick amount I can't be bothered
I'm down 10%.Waiting for something bullish.Can we be bullish?
>>62152152he's institutional big money so he just plays by the rules. if he went all in TQQQ it would make the system look unserious.
>>62152266I sold most of my SOXL when it jumped to 60 and started going back down a month ago
>>62152265this is me and I am not a bobo
>>62152239banging tune mate
I know this is the slowest season and lowest demand time for natural gas, but why is it going to record lows when Qatar fields and storage is fucked, and the U.S is about literally export it like crazy to europoors and other countries?Anything lower than 2.50 and it starts not to be profitable for U.S natgas fields or companies.I dunno i'm just a fag bagholding fartjars, and 3$ now seems to be a hard ceiling for natgas, and winter seems to be my only time to unload for this year
>>62152246I want it to happen >YES, WE SWITCHED FROM FAKE MEAT TO FAKE JEET!
>>62152167It hasn't. Simple as.+85% of the world's oil production keeps flowing. The only countries with real shortages are Asian shitholes like Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Philipines. The rest of the world is getting their oil just fine. They're just paying the Judean tax for it.
>>62152259bump
>>62152167Next week you'll be saying it's 90% and 10 million Jews died in the Halalcaust
My defence stocks are killing me. Bastards.
>>62152278Then don't fuck with energy futures. Do you think Vitol and Glencore are as clueless as yourself? They eat geographic arbitrage for breakfast.
>>62152152He bought barrick and xom before the big runs. He still finds value. The fact he got into a big cash pile puts me on edge. He never said he could time the top but his general trajectory sees shit coming
>>62152278the US has so much natty gas the majority of it is flared off at oil sites instead of captured for saleyou should never buy more than you inhale in a single deep breath at a time
>>62152278look up weather derivatives
CAR bros...
>>62152236Dude, do you even play the market or do you just larp as the angry guy losing on all his moon-shot spy calls?
>>62152063sold my SPY call at 710.80
>>62152297Sell, dumbass.
>>62152297AHAHAHAHAHAH PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GOT RUGGED
>>62152050Be the change you wish to see in this worldBravo
>>62152301it's a jew shilling american bags
ALL YOUR BASEYOUR BASEBASEBASEALL YOUR BASEARE BELONG TO US
>>62152303>>62152304I not that dumb. I am just shocked at the price run up
>>62152301>do u even gambleyes i'm fucking retarded anon
>>62152308dw I know you're not
Nvidia jumpsOnly way I knew was a call alert I made....IN FUCKING OCT OF 2025 I NEVER TURNED OFF!
>>62152306if you feel compelled to emulate me after reading my posts i'm not gonna be responsible for that
>>62152314take your break jew
>Brooks Brothers, previously synonymous with timeless American style, is adopting a streetwear perspective blending the “quality of tradition with the freedom of experimentation.”
>>62152314>I didn't make him eat the apple, God.Standard Jew answer
>>62152317what do i need to be posting to not be called a jew, i don't even know anymore
>>62152307please go down
>whenNot 'if'
I'm down 10% on Lockheed Martin What now
>>62152322that's clearly something a jew would say
>>62152320i'm fucking worthless and i'm gambling with the last money my family gave me last christmaswhat do you want me to say or dowhat would i have to say to not be shilling something
Intel became profitable the moment they kicked out Jeets and installed asian/white men…What does this mean and is it a good thing apple did the same? They are completely ignoring A.I.
Market itching for Pakistani news
How can I wake up from the nightmare of having invested in Japan?
>>62152270I would pay to see her shit in the street
>>62152322kill yourself
>>62152322ignore the touristsjews make money in the jewish stock marketgoyim go broke and back to dealing in the real world
>>62152326>>62152332fuck this shit man
>>62152289He sold all his XOM in 2014, though. Nowhere even close to the top. Meanwhile, OXY is his little baby, and it's underperformed XOM and CVW.
>>62152325I sold half my LMT at $650.99 and I'm still up 20.56% on my other half. It's been tanking a bit I will admit though, bad Locksneed Fartin!
>>62152334cattlecoded postpost goyfolio
>>62152331This explains why Indians haven't adopted indoor toilets.
>>62152325I feel you. Holding RTX and BAE and they just keep dipping.Everyone's chasing the tech momentum right now.Our time will come.
>>62152318manhattan is a shithole and their clothes represent it. there was a bit of reprieve of cheap tshirts after the canada goose epidemic. the past few years they have sold out after promising more local brands for new yorkers. these past two years they rugged all their promises and now just make nigger chink shit.shame on cityfags. they will never have art again.
>>62152322That's the most Jewish thing I ever read.
>>62152325If it's dumping now, it'll get worse when this nothingburger of a war eventually ends, which will be sooner rather than later. Maybe wait a day or two before panic selling, though.
>>62152348>>62152326what about this >>62152327
To anyone who feels like they missed out amd. You might have and if you want go out on the risk curve. They could be expanding their partnership with riot platforms. Could be worth taking a look.
>>62152328They are not ignoring AI. AI is ignoring them.You can't pull a AI supercomputer out of your ass like that when you're in the middle of a reestructuring and figuring out how ASML High NA EUV machines work.
>>62152341see this guy is the least jewishi have to "ironically" call people goyim and talk about shit and cocks all the time otherwise i'm jewishI HJUS TWANNA USE A FUCKING IMAGEBOARD MANFUCKFUCKfucKFUCk
>>62152322Skill issue. I'm actually a jew and no one called me out.
>>62152341swing by the synogogue tomorrow, i'll have my shabbos pull it up if you want to look
>>62152356THAT'S NOT A SKILL ISSUE YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT'S INTENTIONALYOU HAVE TO BE TALKING ABOUT SHIT AND COCKS ALL THE TIME OTHERWISE YOU GET CALLED JEWISH"WHITE PEOPLE WERE THE REAL JEWS THE WHOLE TIME"H
It just keeps ticking up
>>62152356>J+1W idi see what you did there
>>62152353https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200659391-0836/governance-operations-lead-infrastructure-planning?team=MLAI
YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESSEVERYONE NOT WORTHLESS GOT KILLED OR TRICKED INTO KILLING THEMSELVesFUCK YOU
>>62152352It's too late. They need to benchmark like Nvidia and sell cheaper. It's the only way. But they won't be able to anyway because Nvidia has already hogged all TSMC slots.
Last chance to buy SOXL below $130
>>62152356yet
>>62152351I'll throw you a bone lad. People are just fucking with you. Gambling with the last of your money is a very bad idea. The house doesn't always win but it mostly does.Isn't there something better you can do with the last of your money to secure your future a bit better?That would allow you to start investing sensibly instead of just chasing a desperate dream.
If everyone says china is leaps in bound in EV and other tech, wouldn’t it be a good thing to invest in chinese stock then?
I lost everything
>>62152363I'm already employed, thank you.
>>62152370i don't know mani don't want to do it anymore
>>62152106Yeah, I know that much, though why did it dump so much. Though it's true its valuation went up like a little bubble though, I guess it's the fate of every bubble. Now might indeed be a good time to buy, though they're not at a discount either, i think.
>>62152372
Is this the start of le AI singularity?
>>62152371Yes the more stupid gweillo that invest in Chinese stocks the more gooder it is (for China)
>>62152355are you doing a bit? you need fresher schtick
>>62152371Never invest in china, they don't want you to
everything is up 30% again, nothing to buy
>>62152141???Are burgers really suing companies for le meme tariffs refund, when it's all on the state side?Are burgers really that fucking dumb?And are they really suing Nintendo lmao? They'll learn the hard way. There are only two companies in the world you should never ever sue, it's them and Apple.
>>62152370>The house doesn't always win but it mostly doesThe house always wins because people keep playing until they lose instead of quitting while they're ahead.
>>62152387GAW.L
Another 1+% day at the old 'daq?
>>62152387soxs is cheap though.
>>62152387If you think supercomputing will be the next fad after AI, IBM is a screaming buy.
chips are just fucking sand I don’t get it
>oil and stocks pumping at the same time
>>62152152He went full steam ahead into the Nikkei last year and the index doubled in value since then. I think he's doing fine, actually.
>>62152387Just wait, then. Buffet's been sitting on hundreds of billions for two years now. And he's 122 years old. You can afford to be patient.
STOP GOING UPPPPP
>>62152396>supercomputingcomputers arent super already?
>>62152397you gotta cook em just rightit's super tricky
I don’t trust this chop
>>62152370>Isn't there something better you can do with the last of your money to secure your future a bit better?>That would allow you to start investing sensibly instead of just chasing a desperate dream.These people are pointless. They have no money. They have no bitches. They had a generational bottom to buy 4 weeks ago and instead of just slurping up some VOO they were jerking off to dumb shit like the petroyuan. You literally can't stop a dumb spiraling goy from touching a hot stove, they want to hurt themselves.
What edge does Intel even haveSeriously
>Netanyahu: In Lebanon, we have begun a process to achieve historic peace between Israel and Lebanon, and it is clear to us that Hezbollah is trying to sabotage that. We are maintaining full freedom of action against any threat, including emerging threats. We struck yesterday and we struck today. We are determined to restore security to the residents of the north.>In other words there is no ceasefire, never was any and we never intended to have one
>>62152387SOXL already dipped like 6% this morning.
>>62152376who else even does what they do and is not some mic company?
>>62152395And we are just water. Sand absorbs water.
>>62152397They turn electricity into tokens. That's all there is to it.
Think Nvidia can break ATH?I was around with a Call during that time, made LOTS of cash
>>62152328Babe, they are profiting because cpu demand is back. Dont gaslight yourself like this, dont try to ennoble your bigotry by trying to use it to find profit. Even if that werent a terrible idea spiritually, it wont work. I hope you can feel better today and remember that i love you. I am leaving to sign on a house, gotta meet with boomers who are gonna pretend we arent there for business and are having a picnic or something-_-
>>62152409Not our problem
>>62152387Defence stocks. Thank me later.
>>62152403They can get superer>>62152400He had an eternity to get into that and waited until the last possible minute. Individual names would've made him more anyway.
>>62152297INTC soon, just sayin'
>>62152328invest in sane non-schizophrenic white men babecan't go wrong
Oil isn’t real
Making too much money and getting a lil nervous again
>>62152328Their new chips are good, their new fabs are coming online, AMD is throwing away their CPU lead by getting complacent like Intel used to do, etc. Semis are cyclical.
>>62152407Their edge is that they're a red-blooded American company and when shit hits the fan in Taiwan, they'll be the belle of the ball.Right now, though, they're still shitting their pants
>>62152427Everything will die if Taiwan gets invaded. Stuff that wasn't even affected by the tariffs dumped on Liberation Day. A Taiwan invasion would be 5x worse.
>Arab envoy to Pakistan: Ongoing talks to extend the truce between Tehran and WashingtonAgain Al Arabiya
>>62152407They've invested $27bn in Israel. They are one of their biggest employers.
>>62152418nyanpasu~
Genuine question for the bears.Let's assume that the big one is in fact coming and I want to protect myself during it, but I don't want time it by shorting or buying puts, what is your suggestion for where to keep my value when the dollar goes pop. And don't give me some speculative bubble shit like Silver or Bitcoin either. Do you suggest commodities of some kind?
Bears are being turned into bear paste
Time to buy some NFLX stocks
>>62152425listen to this looking at a mirrorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
>>62152411Nobody else, as far as I know, or if it exists, certainly not as good as them. Which is why it shouldn't have been down that much.
>>62152435>muh truceIt won't open the strait.
no one has an opinion on kratos defense & security solutions?thinking of DCA into it now, M&T bought up quite a bit but im worried about insider selling.also waiting for USAR & ASTS to dip a bit more before i start buying in
>>62152426>Semis are cyclical.I get one every morning at 10am but I think that's down to the goth barista I get my latte from.
be a hedge fundsnot just go full port into TQQQisn't it that simple?
>>62152434We will survive.Plus, excellent buying opportunities.
>>62152322post foreskin
when i own stocks:rate fearsAI "jitters"stocks not moving on earningsinflation warwhen i dont own anything:every day is green
>>62152439>equating silver to bitcoinfiltered
>>62152426>Semis are cyclicalyes they go up each cyclethey are cyclically up>>62152451part of investing is actually "holding" the stocks
AMD 350>AMD 350AMD 350>AMD 350AMD 350>AMD 350
>>62152444not wrong and good question. maybe some wealthy fund would have only bought at 17 or 16 euros for some time but other than that there'd not have been ideas
>>62152048>picBASED
>>62152448To be frank I specced into QLD instead of TQQQ
>>62152441It's going back to 108 but I don't have the money for stock or the timing for otm calls.
Bubble bros?!
>>62152456i sold my amd calls at the local bottom. i pussied out and locked in gains a bit too early
>>62152463unironically long the bubble. it's only gonna get bigger.
>>62152456still only 10% of NVDAs marketcap. /smg/ bears will never get it.
>Day: 17 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with Iran
>>62152439There's not much else. Either precious metals or bitcoin. Any other thing is impractical for an individual to storage.But the dollar won't fall, necessarily. The stock market will, but the dollar.I'm all in short term bonds, lurking and waiting.
>>62152375Subtract six months of living expenses from what you have. What’s left over?
>>62152439You know, it won't go down forever. Being in cash for a year won't kill you, and you'll sleep extremely well, without taking unnecessary risks with shorting a market where the hedgies and insiders will do everything in their power to fuck you over anyway. And cash allows you to comfy DCA while it goes down without having any second thought about what you're doing, peak comfy. Imagine buying on sale every two week or maybe every week, for a whole year. There's no better feeling. This is what I did in 2022.Yes, people will tell you you can't memetime it, but I simply looked at a single chart to tell me it was time to get out. And then I bought back gradually. Did I hit the absolute bottom? No. But I sure as fuck averaged it down.
>>62152440theres no one whos a bear all the time...right? thats like betting against rich people winning in the long run, simply just not going to win
>>62152181>>62152189whichever anon posted about his AMD call yesterday - thank you!
>>62152467I sold my XLE calls. War headlines are joever
Wintel
Can someone please tell me how stocks could keep rising despite high unemployment and AI taking away gainful employment?!?!Help make sense of this shit.
>memory is cyclicalSo what?
>>62152479employees are a liability
>>62152417He’s right Babe. I keep my personal feelings and my wallet separate. This way I can be racist and wealthy. Not a bad way to live.
AMD PT raised to 375
>>62152479the US unemployment rate is 4.3%
>>62152479>high unemploymentthere is unemployment because downsizing is actually good for the shareholders/the stock>AI taking away gainful employmentincreased productivity is good for the stock
>>62152487yeah, 2 months ago the same analyst had a PT of 220surely what he makes is worthy of any consideration lolthey see stock go up and just put new higher number
>>62152491Soon to be 43% by 2030
>>62152479>Can someone please tell me how stocks could keep rising despite high unemployment and AI taking away gainful employment?!?I was unironically more bearish from over hiring than companies trimming all the ZIRP fat they put on. Good companies should be lean. The productivity of 10 good men with AI completely outperforms an army of 400 juniors being babysat by 20 "senior" engineers.If you're a new CS grad though I'm sorry for your loss.
>>6215249843% unemploymentin the middle of destabilizing the entire planet and bringing manufacturing back to US shores?may I see it?
>>62152479>and AI taking away gainful employment?!?!Literally not happening yet. Stop living in Star Trek
>>62152491U3 and U6 are diverging from the AI layoffs. Not that the markets care about reality on this point anymore than they care about all the downward revisions we keep having on fucking everything. I'm just saying in the real world things aren't great.
>>62152497c'est la vie
The line will continue up. You know this. Do not fight it. Be like water and flow with it.
What are the chances AMD finna be poppin above 400 during power hour?
>>62152507>I'm just saying in the real world things aren't great.it isn't a meme or a joke: only goyim deal in the real world
>>62152507this earnings season is going well for the SP500. >Data from FactSet shows that 88% of companies that reported results beat profit estimates, higher than the usual 78%.>Overall, company profits grew 13.2% compared to last year. This marks the sixth straight quarter of double-digit growth.https://www.investing.com/analysis/10-stocks-in-sp-500-still-show-strong-upside-at-record-market-200679019accurate information may help you guys
>>62152452>Not equating silver to bitcoin as a speculative assetCome on, anon.
Fucking let me sell my TLT BAGS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Loaded up on IBM and ORCLSee you fags in a few years
which are good LONG options from these?>IONQ>INFQ>AMFN>ASTS>PL>KRKNF
>>62152513should i be shorting shipping futures?
>>62152517My statement of fact isn't untruthful and my interpretive thesis isn't in left field.
I suspect the euphoria in here will be desperation come Monday open.
>>62152470i have like $600 and a few thousand in things i could selli live with my parents and eat eggs & oatmeal out of the fridge, i don't reall yhave living expenses but my health is declining slowly
>>62152522>ionq>infqquantum computing is a meme, the shitcoin of stocks
>>62152517>accurate information may help you guysRTX beat and is down 13% and dropping. Earnings are a gamble at best.
>>62152500>If you're a new CS grad though I'm sorry for your loss.most CS grads mention shit like "next.js" and "tailwind" in interviews so if you can show worthwhile agent projects or at the very least explain how flash attention works on command you should be good/better than most
>>62152473noicei could apply for FAFSA (and sign up for the draft in the process) but i doubt i'd get accepted & if i did i doubt it would cover anything properly & if it did i bet something else would go wrongi just wanna die
>>62152471>You know, it won't go down forever.Yes, but the question is in relation to if I wanted to take advantage of it bottoming without losing purchasing power if the dollar also plunges when it does.
>>62152529>In 1 month bears have gone from the fall of western civilization is 3 days away to bulls will be slightly mad in 3 days All you had to do was slurp.
>>62152525sounds good. good luck.
>>62152259Just keep the problems neatly hidden, ignore the bad and its great!
>>62152533it might take off when/if quantum computers become much cheaper or more practical somehowit's just really early right now, and yu have to wonder how much those quantum computer projects are just people fucking around getting welfare VS actually trying to work on it & get somewhere with it
>>621525402 more weeks
>>62152531>eat eggs & oatmeal out of the fridge, i don't reall yhave living expenses but my health is declining slowlySpend the $600 on better food.
>>62152536>RTXclearly the market expected a bigger beat or better guidance. the point was the SP500 is having a good earnings season. unemployment remains low. its no surprise the market trends upward when that happens.
>>62152540>All you had to do was slurp.I'm long. Being observant does not make one a bobo my frog faced fren with myopia.
Gonna crab the rest of the day, ain't we.
>>62152551Eggs & oatmeal are literally some of the healthiest foods, though. supplement it with some whole milk and you're on your way to become the king of /fit/
>>62152559i am in decent shape, that's one advantage i havei do kettlebell shit & do some landscaping for my parents
>>62152556If bulls represent bull runs and bears represent bear markets, what does this bitch represent?
>>62152422Sold at 83
>>62152559>the king of /fit/None of those people are healthy though. Just gay.
WTFWT?
holy fuck
WTFWT
>>62152558Nope.
>>62152570Oil dropping must be iran related
>>62152564>what does this bitch represent?Hubris
GOODBYE UNTIL NEXT WEEK OIL
>>62152577gonna short LOVE
>my call would've made a bunch of money but i sold at 710.5
Being over 7150 is bullish for more 0day meltup by the way.
Oh sweet, what David Axios lie did they tell this time?
SOXL $140 EOD!
>>62152588>>62152588>>62152588>>62152588
>>62152584I sold MUU at $208
>>62152577it still gets me that Burry shorted NVDA when there were no signs of distress at all lol.
>>62152578Probably another taco just to push price down so he can escalate again over the weekend and open flat.
>>62152591when life gives you gators...
>>62152592no you don't get it bro NVDA is just lying about everything
I sold spy 710 before that jump....FUCKIT WAS DROPPING SO MUCH, I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE EVERYTHING, LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY!
>>62152673i did the same anon
>>62152564(financial) gains goblins
>>62152677I had 715 too, but sold. I think I'm done for today, I'll take my meager money and split
i just keep accruing pbr and sblk leapsi dgaf about spy or soxli'll make sure to gloat in june
>>62152168We have some real ass retards amongst our ranks.
MUGODS WE NEED TO RECOVER 500 OR ELSE WE'LL NEVER WIN PUUUUSH
>>62152531If you’re not trying for a get rich quick stock, I would recommend you start accumulating shares of ET or SOBO, turn on drip, and enjoy the dividends.
>>62152720You don't have to sign your posts, anon.
>>62152791i think i need to get a job firstthis shit seems like a waste of time if you have less than $10k to invest but i'm delusional and don't want to get a jobbut yeah ty
ndx is the worst shitcoin
>>62152277He remembered me
