How is this shit immediately priced in? Are alts a jewish scam?

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Formal talks failed so now they're just listing it in some B2B appstore. Sorry linkies.

>>62152795
nothing has been priced in yet, that's the fun part.

>>62152786
holy fuck lmaooooooooo

sign of desperation from the cult trying to associate themselves with a dying company
Amazon and stink are both on their last legs

>>62152804
this, it doesn't mean anything stinkie, anyone can list their shitty app on the AWS store

>>62152814
How? Its public knowledge, AI gets to price in technology and use cases that dont exist yet.

>>62152795
just wait for when ripple announces they are working with aws
xrp is going to shoot up 200% for literally no reason other than chainlink sucks

yea but your girlfriend still has flat feet so it doesn't matter stinkie

>>62152924
kek

>>62152848
LINK has been suppressed for 9 years now, fundamentals are long gone in crypto market because of it

Clown world will keep getting worse until suppression ends.

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>$9
lmaoing at the cuckolds

Can anyone elucidate if this is actually some sort of partnership or if it's just Chainlink listing themselves on some sort of app store - equivalent that anyone could do if they pay some fee?

>>62152992
https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/web3/chainlink-data-standard-now-available-on-aws-marketplace/

What do you think? Do you really think LINK is quant tier hot dog shop?

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>>62152786
Nice. Time to short BTC

how much longer will the price be suppressed using bitcoin? the linkbtc chart and volume spikes and resulting resistances make it obvious

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someone please tell me this time is different and we're gonna pump for once

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>>62152786
>Blockchain apps
Lol. Lmao.

>>62153102
until you sell

>>62152935
that was the hardest i've laughed in weeks

>>62152786
link will only pump on some random collab like

Chainlink x Brooks Brothers

>>62152786
>blockchain apps
is anyone still doing this nonsense? it's 2026 not 2016.

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>>62153772

>>62152992
How do you have such a poor reading comprehension lol

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HOLY SHIT

By sheer chance I happened to be watching Sunny today, "The gang finds a dumpster baby", and recognised one of the frames Asslarper used (pic related).

In this episode, Dennis (AB's avatar) convinces an activist to CHAINLINK himself to a tree, then LITERALLY cuckolds him.

>A SINGULAR TREE
>THE cuckOLDS OF CRYPTO!

Now do you believe me??

Inverse Assblaster; what did he tell you was useless??

Thank goodness I don’t have enough Link I need to accumulate more but I’m very poor.

wow another announcement! who needs value accrual for the token when you can just make more announcements!