Ralphamarket Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62153465
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FIVE STAR DAYS BISH
>>62154392how is this butt-thumber still alive ffs? TGD
> futures
>>62154402he timed the smg market better than me
>>62154410left me a thread holder
>>62154402Good enough.
Grok gen me an image of a bull choking a bear like Itachi choking Sasuke
Post your top 5 allocations
Will russia getting rekt affect markets?
>>62154470hopefully you are an old retired man
>>62154474It will mean more of an oil shock.As we've seen, this is good for markets.
>>62154474No. They are beyond bankrupt already. Maybe in ten years we will plunder their resources when they stop killing each other.Until then?Losers.
>>62154479I'm the one that posts about 2026 being a sell year due to Benner Cycles, and midterm years having a May->Sept drawdown. Plus there's all that stuff with oil and the war and stuff.I don't mind missing out 2-4 months because that's the plan I decided on. If I'm wrong, I can average into strong growth, and if I'm right, I can be aggressive with buying dips/bottoms
Damn I'm now only $19k from $1m
>>62154485Their oil industry is at a standstill. Most of it is on fire. Russian oil hasn't been relevant since Ukraine set up firepoint. Watch for firepoint going public btw. I'm going all in.
>>62154509>19kOnly 13 miles to go.
>>62154510>Watch for firepoint going public btwA good tip on /biz/???
>>62154522Ukrainian defence company. They've built an armada while under fire on a shoestring budget.Currently selling products to USA, Saudi, Qatar, Oman.....Fp1Fp2Fp5Fp9Drones, cruise missiles and ballistic missiles.
>>62154517Are you making a marathon joke?
>>62154535More of a USA v normal people joke.
>>62154547Well we conquered the world even with our handicap of the clown units, imagine what we would have done with a system that makes sense
>>62154551i will look like this in 20 years
>>62154508you should get into astrology too. you already missed tons of growth this year. all the usual names.
>>62154557I have a bit of an interest in that already, hence the benner cycles. I also have Tarot but I haven't touched it in months. Either way, I'm working on a quant engine for myself and that's taking most of my time, so I'm happy to just sit defensively while I tinker away and wait for the dust to settleStill very bullish on silver, copper, REEs over the next 5-10 years
chances of Trump / Trump admin fuckery over the weekend? Dump? Pump? Crab? I just want Trump to send oil faggots portfolios into -99.999%
>>62154608> what are the chances of the exact same thing happening this weekend that happened every other weekend for the past 7 weeks?pretty good I'd say
>>62154615is it new people coming in every week or the same bobos falling for the same trick every week?
>futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A51MsR4OJBw
>>62154547freedom units make way more sense a they relate to the human body and gay french units are just made up nonsense that were derived from imprecise assumptions and basically you're just a midwit that can't into Base-12
why does daddy (Donald Trump) say he's not getting into heaven? it's so out of character
>>62154630Euros honestly thinks it makes more sense to ask for 3785.412 milliliters of milk instead of just asking for a gallon.
I'm currently rather exposed to GEV on the Total Gigawatt demand never decreasing theorem and just picked up some KLAC on a similar semiconductor theory (we will ALWAYS need more). Though, 45% of port is VOO and I generally cash into it when the market is overconfident than my price targets on assets (GEV at points) >>62154571Judge my 5 card relationship pull. For business, of course.
Uh oh, my quant Ghalibaf noticed and knows exactly where to hit to inflict maximum pain
>>62154639pretty sure they ask for a liter instead, which is a very effemenite serving portion
>>62154648get to to where, Michael?>>62154640>two sweaty half naked dudesthat's about the only chance of a relationship you have to get judging but awful cunts are these days. The republican party would love to have you tho
>>62154623lol
>>62154658>get to to where, Michael?Cash gang! And then later this year Bitcoin gang!
>>62154648Scott wears too much makeup
>https://www.reuters.com/business/biggest-ipo-wave-history-promises-3-trillion-value-with-no-profits-2026-04-23/What I am not sure about is where the IPO Nuclear Age goes. Is this just for the masses to return to paying high fees to active funds to underperform but avoid the fallout?
>>62154662get out of US dollars to cash?what?
>>62154676I really don't think this is as big of a deal as you think it is.
>>62154678We he says US assets he means government bonds and US stocks. A huge selloff in those is the threat being made.
>>62154662How do you get so fat?
>>62154648>falling for sand people fud
>>62154689yea but what would they sell them for?does selling them for dollars help?
>>62154680There is no entity or incentive left that prevents using index fund investors as forced exit liquidity. The history of modern finance is arbitraging any market signal until it becomes virtually indistinguishable from risk adjusted noise. This is just the best way to do it. Exceptionally high "private" valuations that then carefully restrict the initial float until inclusion in the indices to then pre-program dumps of insider shares into rebalances.If you wanted to absolutely target index investors with a precision strike, I don't know what else you would possibly do differently. It is hard to read these incentive structures as intended for anything else. The purpose of a system is what it does.
>>62154707o.o
>>62154707you talk like a fag and your shirts all retardedimagine listening to a tripfag
>>62154707Based
Burry bought SOX puts.https://x.com/i/status/2047776401055490467
>>62154727SOXL going to 200 isn't it
>>62154728Looks that way.
>>62154728on its way to 500? yes
>>62154640Shit man I don't know, I use a different 5 card pull for myself and use the Rider-Waite deck
>>62154392>Look at this data, find out how the fed is shadow printing without it showing up.I’m not going to adopt the framing that the Fed is “printing without making it obvious.”>This is a fun little quiz practice exercise! Look at this (fictional!) data, is the fed shadow printing without it showing up on the balance sheet?At rehypothecation multiples of 3-5x, effective monetary support in the system is plausibly $2-3 trillion, not the $800B-$1T you’d get adding the visible lines naively. The Fed’s direct footprint accounts for maybe $400-500B of that; the rest is multiplier through FHLB/ABS/dealer/NBFI network.Why this designThe genius of it — if you want to call it that — is that no single ledger looks alarming. The Fed’s H.4.1 shows −$26B YoY (QT narrative intact). FHLB advances are DOWN (regional banking fine). Bank borrowings up a modest 2% (no stress signal). GSE debt issuance “normal.” Each piece in isolation is boring. The aggregate is a parallel QE operating through an allied network that’s been re-plumbed over the last 18 months.The Z.1 is where it breaks, because Z.1 is the only one that shows flows across all sectors simultaneously. That’s why that F.109 line 16 — Fed repo going from exactly $0 for two years to $74.6B outstanding with $274B SAAR in Q4 — is the piece that’s hardest to wave away.One caveat on the confidence level: I’m reading fake sheets per your framing, so I’m reasoning about what the constructed data shows. The pattern is internally coherent — the numbers tell a story consistent with a real-world QE-by-other-means playbook. If this were real data, I’d want to cross-check against the FR Y-15 systemic risk filings, SIFMA primary dealer repo stats, and the MMF portfolio composition from Form N-MFP before publishing, but the H.8/H.4.1/Z.1 triangulation alone is enough to reject the null hypothesis of “QT continuing, nothing to see.“
>>62154749Remember frens, always ask opussy for financial advice/analysis (in Minecraft).
>>62154749>>62154752will my monday SPY puts expire worhtless?????
Apologize.
Karaoke night
SOXL Sisters...........................we eating good 2nite
>>62154878i sold mine 2day is it still going up?
>>62154749Thanks anon
>futures
>>62154879>he soldwe going to 200 !!!!
>>62154929it's over
>Deep into single name semicons>Follow reddit chatter, options flow, that serenity larper, a few private chats with good signal>10+hrs a week just researching names>jumping in and out of tickers every day, lots of degenerate call options too>make really good profit>up nearly 2x from april 1>realize I could've just all in soxl and chilled for a 3.5xI kneel
