Mama Su edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62153465
The coming crash is going to make 1929 look tame.
>futures
hormussy status?
Bi-weekly wrapup
amd
>>62154401its priced in
they were all wrong
>>62154401;-;
Is it true that ETF means the exchange just has some guy recording shares when I buy and sell on an Excel worksheet in the back of their office? He's the record keeper for shareholders?
>>62154277saw your post in the last thread. If I had 1.7 million I wouldn't be 'trading' at all. I'd just be looking for good shit to turn 100k in play money into 120k or whatever. I see this sentiment a lot on /biz/. I think if you have any amount over 300k you probably shouldn't mindlessly yolo it into gamestop or AVIS OR whatever hoping to 10x your money.
>>62153488Just FYI these figures are from 2023, there is a new set coming out in late 26 I believe. Probably multiply all these numbers by 2 if you want a semi realistic picture for today (spy is up 80% since then, bitcoin is up 300%, etc)
>>62154394this image goes hard damn
SOXS volume 232M today. Uh oh semi bros we got too cocky.
Chances Iran war will get interesting again and burn my port to the ground for Monday?
>>62154529Oh god I hope I lose all my money. I’ve decided to just stay in the market, which means we are going to dump through the core of the earth
Should we be worried about the BRICS unit and mBridge?
>>62154538I'm sure it'll be some completely new currency we've never seen before
>>62154537staying in the market is unironically better. If you can come up with a reliable back test on when to get in and out that outperforms holding let me know.
>>62154529Knowing this backwards market, further escalation will result in a giga-pump
>>62154495Markets close at 4, I assume funds and MMs settle their books to match assets and liabilities at that point, maybe thats why theres a lot of post trading
>>62154495yes, I'm that guy
Let the goyim deal with debt collectors, we will make enough money to buy out the apartment management firms that rejected your 445 "credit score"
>>62154591amen brother
>>62154591
>>62154538LMAO no
>>62154415Closed permanently so everyone has to get oil from Texas. Iran played themselves.
>>62154529>>62154537>>62154550i bought a SPY put expiring monday so it'll probably keep pumping don't worry
>>62154401that was last month
>>62154647
>>62154418>Bi-weekly wrapupVery informative
>>62154507fuck i went down from top 25% to top 40% over the last 3 years just on these old numbers i'm fuckin toast
>>62154525redditors piling into an inverse ETF en mass doesn't actually make the market go down kek.
>>62154529given the amount of bullshit along the lines of "oh yeah serious talks now for real" this week, higher than is priced. if both sides were overtly playing the one up hardlining that would actually be kind of indicitave of actual progress to me but it was just constant "talks tomorrow talks tomorrow talks tomorrow" which to me says there is absolutely no middle ground. another amphibious group got deployed, airlifts have been constant, george bush is in theatre to relieve the lincoln this weekend. i'm betting it's fucking happening so i bought retard puts before close. plan on buying calls during the week and buying retard puts again next friday.
>Friday night in America
If we're so hot on CPU and not GPU now, why aren't we just buying chinese chips? Isn't the gpu/tpu market a lot more competitive?I'm not into chip it's too complicated for me, but isn't this a concern for investors?
Trapped in an ocean of my own bad decisions.
>>62154629wow, the next year is gonna be great for the american economy! I hope the hormussy stays closed forever!
>>62154700>
> tfw a blatantly duplicate /smg/ is being allowed to bump alongside the other one, while during the peak of the Iran war (and the Twelve Day War before that) any attempt to create a /pig/ which wasn't run by literal hasbara shills with Israeli flags was pruned and their OPs methodically bannedReally activates those almonds :/
When the fuck is the market going to crash? I just want to buy cheapies already and I've been stacking cash on the side
>>62154779summer
I just need to double my money 9 times to break even. ngl I can feel it manifesting right now
Goddammit I got busy at work and didn't get to sell SOXL before market close. I feel a violent pullback coming, I can just feel it...
>>62154700i bought monday puts, somebody needs to chimp out before or during monday
>>62154795i need to double mine once to break even,but then 9 more times
I sold my oil today which means its going to pump on monday when talks break down again
Three guests check into a hotel room. The manager says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the manager realizes the bill should only have been $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 as five one-dollar bills to return to the guests.On the way to the guests' room to refund the money, the bellhop realizes that he cannot equally divide the five one-dollar bills among the three guests. As the guests are not aware of the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 back and keep $2 as a tip for himself, and proceeds to do so.As each guest got $1 back, each guest only paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop kept $2, which when added to the $27, comes to $29. So if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?
>>62154835>The bellhop kept $2, which when added to the $27, comes to $29.why does it get added to the $27https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_4ZY8JXfc
>>62154538That's most of what's going on right now.To be fair to Don, that is mostly Biden's fault.It was his cavalier attitude via Blinken that really triggered yuros and Chang.But then Trump went into the tariff biz, and things went so poorly with the Chinese I think he got a bit mindbroken.He had kept Yarvin and Land schizos around as useful idiots but in his confusion at how everything actually played out I think he actually started to believe them, and now thinks that in order to beat China we must become China. You can see this in all the treasury is doing, copying the Chinese model for state intervention.Unfortunately this will end in disaster. You can't have a China like system in a multicultural melting pot, and the democratic mess exists as it does because it reflects the underlying material from which it is constructed.Like all heavy handed top down projects, it will fail.
>>62154795unless that's like a million bucks, jobcoin is probably more productive.
>>62154835
I forgot to sell the meagre semiconductor and dram calls I had so it means everything will shart the mart going into may.
>>62154795How did you get yourself in this situation?
wait....
>>62154848it's not about the money, it's about the message and taking back what's mine
>>62154835The remaining dollar was sent to israel
>>62154852being both oversized and blindsided by the greatest and most irrational rally I've ever seen. Hoping to knock out two of the doubles next week.
>>62154885Anon please stop gambling with leverage. Just accept that it's gone and start investing slow and steady.
>>62154893don't say that...
>>62154885You could have accepted you were wrong and already made it back by now. Source: my portfolio
>>62154495David Soxl handles it all
>>62154496You can easily call or put at that point. Free money because your under or over whatever the price is.
>>62154898I realize that >>62154893as soon as I get my nine doubles in, I will
>every retard talking about how they're a genius and getting richThis is such an obvious bubble, or unsustainable rally, it's actually nuts.
>>62154835Who cares?It's fucking $1.
>>62154921it's like 4%
>>62154835This is why you need credit and debit columns.
>>62154835Why would you add the $2 tip to the $27? You should subtract it. In the end, the guests paid $25 + $2 tip which comes out to $27Also wtf kind of shit hotel you getting for $25 or even $30?
>>62154845It doesn't, that's the lie that makes the riddle a riddle. The $2 in question is the 25-27, not 27-29. More importantly the entire riddle is just to distract you from the fact that the bellhop is a disgusting thief who stole $2 without asking.
So if I understand correctly here in line 15, the government created +150B in excess of what it should have to pump its own bags so that it wouldn't have to borrow more using shadow paper so that it wouldn't have to borrow at market rates? >claude: The government found an extra $150B of deficit spending in 2025 by borrowing from itself. No auction, no buyers needed, no upward pressure on yields. It's the fiscal equivalent of paying your credit card with another credit card — except the second card is one you issued to yourself.
>>62154596Kek
Thinking about taking a short position on semis for the upcoming earnings.. Anyone else?>1/2
>2/2
>>62154991the language is tailored against us the language is tailored>that's the lie that makes the riddle a riddle.i realized that much but i couldn't find the words for why
>محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf>@mb_ghalibaf>8h>Swaps given "to prevent disorderly sale of US assets." Translation: some holders can't sell. ICYDK: hidden single-digit % sale cap limits some institutional holders.>Door closes if things escalate. Get out while open.>Their frontline is the yield curve.
>>62154998and txn and intc had their best earnings ever. wow.
>>62154997>>62154998im holding MU, but if it dips back to $400 ill be a happy camper, my covered call is almost ITM
>Beat earnings>Optimus and Cybercab shipping THIS YEARYou are retarded if you aren't buying Tesla.
>>62154835They paid 30. They are getting 3 back, that's 27. Bellhop keeps 2, that's 25 for hotel owner.
>>62155007I think semis will keep running but I can see a temp sell off after earnings if there's any weakness, given how extended the market is with shaky energy markets being priced in.
>>62155011consider suicide
>>62154998This cringe doomer has been wrong for a living for almost 20 years. Jim Cramer for bears.
>>62155014i like zerohedge. and im sure semis sell off a bit whenever. but yeah just looking at the chart is of limited value. CPU demand pulled up intc, amd, and nvda. txn had a great quarter. it is what it is lol.
>>62155016How much have you lost?
>>62155019totally agree and don't care about the chart either just feel like earnings are gonna be a bit of a sell the news event with everything how it is.. trying to not to say it since iv'e lost os much thinking like this already but I also expect the war to escalate midweek to some degree as the last US carrier ships arrive.
>>62154993Are you saying the bellhop tipped himself 150 billion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHvusvHEGHc
>>62155038That's why they introduced "no taxes on tips". Why somebody would pay taxes on tips to begin with is another thing.
Are the corporations too strong for midterms to matter this year?
>why come market go up?!kek at least i know when the axe falls gibspig slaves will literally be actual slavesholy fuck what a bunch of degenerates you mumus are
>>62155049i need gibs but not like that doe
>>62155042I really hope we get a massive reduction on tax infrastructure in our lifetime. I would love to see that. It's just disgusting. Let me perform commerce and trade without tax, including income and capital gains. I will pay for my portion of the roads, public schooling / childcare, etc along with some agreeable welfare for the sick and elderly but please for the love of god, cull the rest.
omg I just found a super high IC signal on the 0-1dte vol surface. I'm gonna fucking MAKE IT bros
>>62155074>omg I just found a super high IC signal on the 0-1dte vol surface. I'm gonna fucking MAKE IT broscongrats bro
>>62155083IC of ~0.11 using an online learner in an event driven system so overfitting and lookahead should be impossible but it could be a bug still of course.. and likely probably is, but these fleeting moments of bliss are nice. will run it on the paper trader on Monday but I'm super hype. highest ICs I was able to pull prior was around 0.03-0.05.I've been working on this rewrite since December, basically put my whole system into a single equation so I'd have a unified optimization surface and feedback loops. it was a huge refactor and since it made it all one tightly coupled piece I haven't been able to test or run it until tonight and wasn't sure if this was all gonna pan out. super dank, bummer I blew my fakn account a few days ago however so I'll have to figure that out.
>>62155063>I will pay for my portion of the roads, public schooling / childcareYou literally won't. You will say "Why should I pay for this, I haven't used this road, don't have children or homeschool mine, don't need childcare because my wife looks after my kids, etc."
>>62155094>You literally won't. You will say "Why should I pay for this, I haven't used this road, don't have children or homeschool mine, don't need childcare because my wife looks after my kids, etc."I mentioned those examples spcecificaly because it's so easy to enforce payment for participation. DMV tags/registration, school enrollment fees, etc. The welfare part yeah I'd probably skip desu unless I was high enough NW and feeling generous. Not sure how you'd charge for things you 'don't need until you do' like that. Insurance model I guess?
why am I spammed with these storeis
>>62154997>>62154998all of this is making me want to cash out on monday but I know if anything happens it'll all just be 10% down before I even have a chance to relinquish my positions.
>>62155063The problem is that under 100k you shouldn't be taxed on fucking capital gains. Absolutely retarded.
>>62155074>omg I just found a super high IC signal on the 0-1dte vol surface. I'm gonna fucking MAKE IT bros
>>62154401>>62154394>>62154408"Fucking buy everything boys, this is the fucking moonshot"-Warren Buffet
>>62155101$100k per yr or $100k portfolio size? I agree if the former. No capital gains tax for the first $100k or so if a non-professional or something >>62155104it takes so much work to get to this point, don't be a hater it was very exciting to see the run conclude with good results
>>62154998>give a bunch of corny ass white boys unlimited leverage>economy becomes 50% video game chipsRemember this next time you say we cant give UBI or reperations to brothas because the economy would become 50% sneakers.
>just deal in the real world while jews get the government to print unlimited money to inflate their stocks
>>62155049Honestly feels like the next considerable crash will even further widen the gap between the poors and the rich. Maybe the schizos are right and the rich really are going to exterminate the goyslaves after forcing them into an uprising.
>>62155106>"Fucking buy everything boys, this is the fucking moonshot">-Warren Buffet"Capitalize on other's greed, time the market, and buy high to sell higher. There are no brakes on this train. WOO HOO!"- Warren Buffet
>>62155113>>62155113>to inflate their stocksThey could've been YOUR stocks too if you stopped listening to third worlders, redditors and the gay bears here.
>>62155121Do you have a job? Then the money printer is a scam to steal your income and give it to jewish oligarchs who own stocks. You would have to be a fucking retard to support that. Kys your are self faggot.
>>62155118theyll just be poormumus like epsteinposter fag will be poor and on the hook for 140kanother reason i will never stop trading options. i accept the risk involved with buying into leverage up front, not gunna be enslaved.
>>62155126I have a job and I own stocks. Welcome to the STOCK market general board. If you don't own stocks, you should go back to the other brown coded boards on this website, where you and the other poor retards can cry about your present circumstances.
>>62155126we got a live blackpiller over herewatch out boystime for bed
>>62155132>brown codedThanks for confirming that you're a literal paid shill.
im black
Just voted in BAE and HBR shareholder meetings. I abstained in everything except when it was to reappoint or appoint board members with women's names.Then I said no. 15 of them.
I might take a dump
They're rounding up the bears in my neighborhood, I got a whole family hiding under the floorboards.
>>62155149deserved boss
How do I turn 250k in 2.5 mil
>>62155098>Insurance model I guess?Yeah, that's basically what we do in Europe in regards to Health Care. You pay even if you don't need it. But when you need it, it won't bankrupt you.
>>62155164eat bears
>>62155164Buy and hold. Come back in 40 years.
>>62155169I think we do that here in burgerland too but it also does bankrupt you somehow. it does annoy that it becomes so regulated that the regulation itself is a moat and capital barrier. I should be able to hire my neighbor who's a vet and works out of his garage if I want, for example.
I think ill buy atm spy calls on open everyday. Will report with results after a week.
Can some bobo give me a convincing rundown on why is it supposed to crash? No, "Line has gone up too much in too short a time" is not a convincing reason.
>>62155182idk maybe because a war is blocking every country in the world from buying trading provisions and goods essential for sustaining be able to live life
NIGGER
this is called fire
>>62154998So what happens with SOXL if the semiconductor market drops more than 33%? Like if it drops 50% does Mr Soxl come and break your legs for owing him that extra 50%?
>>62155190Oil is a flexible commodity and this shortage has already been adjusted away - which is why oil price has remained stable for around 2 weeks now, really that's it? I thought there are le systemic issues (that no bear is willing to explain in detail) with the economy that are supposed to crash the stock market?
>>62155164full port into HOVRwill take 2 years at most
>>62155197the economy runs on oil . there is no more economy (oil). its out. were out of economy. it cost to much to fill up semi trucks with economy
>>62155197>Oil being stable at 50% more in a year is actually a good thing!I assume you think this won't affect anything and is just a number on a screen?
>>62155193>>62154998Why would it do that? Are we becoming less or more dependent on tech? Why are fuckers so stupid about this shit? We are about to replace currency with chips you dumbfuck. It already has gold built into it you dumb gay baby retards. The real question is why aren't you buying more SOXL.
>>62155216It's not like I'm going to fill my decade bags with SOXS. Just a short term trade betting on a sell off.
the jews blew up houses in Lebanon again after signing a ceasefire a couple days ago kek. Well, I think we'll be striking Iran tomorrow afternoon.
>>62155224Based
>>62155190The demand can be manipulate pretty easily like covid showed. >>62155216I dont think it will actually crash, Im just curious mechanically how that works with the 3x leverage, does the company managing the leveraged etf have to just eat the loss it the underlying stock(s) drop more than 33.33%?
So tech pumps but basic materials and energy dumps, stupid. How about you stop bogarting the pump and pass it over.
>>62155231techs over. amish furniture stores are the new rotation
I might go to sleep
>>62155231It's all about to be virtual. People don't care about reality, never have. They just need their UBI, their goyim slop for food, and their gay ass virtual lives to be blackmailed over.
>>62155174But in 40 years those 2,5 mil will be worth 250k of "2026 USD".
did john rocker delete his channel
>>62155244who?
>>62155244I hope not, I haven't used AI yet to make a copycat channel where he basically says the opposite of what he says.
>>62155246post the link to his channel i need his face for a shitpost im having drawn
>>62154525that's weird cause Monday usually pumps. I wonder if that means insiders already know we're attacking Iran again
>>62155246John Rocker was the greatest youtuber of all time there was only one time I found a channel like that and it was some mentally ill witch woman who lived in the woods with like 10 hits every video.
>>62154525Mr. SOXL is going to breaking a lot of legs monday.whats a good crutches company to invest in
>>62155245Newfags, in my /smg/?
hey... swiftie is still alive !
>>62155246if you do this, or an inverse Cramer, use this handsome gentleman as the spokesperson?
>>62155246but with the witch I was only drawn in for a day, she was likely already dead when I watched it.But with Rocker I watched every video and I'm proud to say that he has mentioned me at least 10 times. So I consider me a little bit of a youtuber myself.
>>62155258Thanks to Rocker you won't die a second death
>>62155256Kek, he is practically the /smg/ bizraelie mascot now.
>>62155164All in SOXL last April
>>62155164immediately? gambling
stock market is so stupid with how often it's closed wtf. it's not fucking 1980 anymore
>>62155260I know that but without wanting to disturb anyone. I don't wanna be reborn as one of my cockroaches. I won't say what happened to them. But misery is not the right word. Although I realized they are alive and all that prejudices kept me from intervening when following my programming to kill them and let that justify all means without any empathy.
>>62155254literal who
