Buy as many oil barrels as you can
>>62155447>Iran warned thatTwo more weeks
>>62155456hormuz ship traffic is down 95% from baseline and oil is traded on a global market. you lost, tranny.
>>62155459Remember: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO.
Already priced in.
>>62155459Only 20% of the world supply
>>62155513>oil is traded on a global market
>>62155447Why isnt my eth dumping? fuking lee stop buying!
>>62155447Bitshit back to 60k
>>62155513>Only/biz/ - Business & Finance
>>62155459All quiet on the happening front.
>>62155447nooo not the iran powerful speeding boats!how can american cruiser withstands?
>>62155447do they think they can sink warships with speedboats or something? lmao
>>62156468Good thing the US has been practicing blowing up speedboats
>>62156468how many US aircraft did they shoot down? you think they can't kill a warship with a drone or a missile?
>>62156468With hypersonics they can
>>62155459buy urals
>>62156468
>>62156468Very Russian thinking, that sure went well
>>62155447Or baby oil and get your ass fucked
>KABOOMxrp?
>>62155447Bro we should have known. They were conjuring armies from under the mountains. Some schizo tried to warn me they had legions beneath the Tomb of Cyrus and I told him to take his meds. Now I am swing trading on Palantir to afford gas for my truck.
>>62155513The projected deaths from fertilizer losses alone will eclipse World war 2
>>62157636>The projected deaths from fertilizer losses alone will eclipse World war 2Trump helps keep it closedend up as Putin the only good boy
>>62157636And thats a good thing since only shitholes won't get fertilizers
>>62157636
>>62156468LMAO, who is going to tell him?
>>62157636thinning the thirdie herd would be the only good thing Zognald ever did
>>62157636No one is talking about this, I tried to explain to my boomer ass parents that the market reaction to 1 billion people starving to death is going to be considerably worse than gfc or anything they experienced but because it came from me instead of msm it's just schizo noise.
>>62157636so what you're saying is, current stock market valuations are tarded?
>>62157636>growing my own potatoes without fertilizer>access to land with plenty of deer>owns hunting rifleI'll be fine for a good while unless a nuke goes off nearby.
>>62156468>when you believe metal on ships will heal like a cut on the finger after 4 days
>>62158602This would be like the black death, peasants who survived woke up to the best economic reality they could've hoped for because the demand for their labour was at an all time high and every noble wanted to attract plebs over.
>>62157636Good
>>62155459it's the only card they can play, and it has been played.any threats beyond this are meaningless, the only thing left for them to do is to come up with soem agreeable conditions under which the strait gets opened again. they have nothing else left.
>>62155513>onlylmao, this board is full of literal retards
>>62158602Market went up during Covid
>>62155447if they could do it hey would have done it already
>>62161228All they have to do is survive and they win. Meanwhile, the USA is spending money it doesn't have at an accelerating pace as it heads into a massive recession. Within a decade the USA will be entering a crisis mode as interest on the debt alone approaches all Federal revenue. The American world empire will collapse.
>>62161600Kek
>>62161600No. The strait is convenient, but not necessary. The longer it stays close, the more the impact of it diminishes.
>>62156439>nooo not the iran powerful speeding boats!Sufficient to scare off civilian shipping, the Mighty Imperial Fleet has fucked off to a safe distance out of the Strait to avoid "laundry fires".The Russians know this humiliation.
>>62161600This. We've gone from $5 billion a year for Israel to $2 billion A DAY for Greatest Ally's war efforts.
>>62161656>The longer it stays close, the more the impact of it diminishes.
