norwegian edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62156122
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i hate women so much its unreal
>>62157121It's their own fault for being nasty little hedonistc cuntsi miss when women were nice
>>62157118Cute
>>62157121>>62157128fell for it award
>>62157118You just know.
I'm pining for the fjords
>>62157133jew meme>You are now imagining bestiality
>>62157130>fell for having his worldview shaped his own personal experiencesmany such caseswhatever i'll just keep buying south american oil
>>62157118>forced to dance and humility himself in hopes of getting foodNot so different, that seal and I
What time is this weeks peace deal dropping?
>>62157145me in 1 month
https://softcurrency.substack.com/p/the-mirage-of-optimism-why-oil-marketshttps://softcurrency.substack.com/p/a-childs-guide-to-how-the-fed-thinks
>>62157147This war is going on for the rest of 2026
>>62157155Ok? So when’s it dropping?
can one of you big dick chads do technical analysis on nebius $nbis don’t know if I should sell or wait til after earnings
Assassination attempt on Trump right now. Good or bad for the market?
>>62157156you may or may not see some market manipulation deal drop tuesday but i think we got almost nothing then back to hot war on next weekend
>>62157156hopefully tuesday
>>62157162Cinco de Mayo is on a taco Tuesday this year
>>62157145was debating going to texas roadhouse on wens for my birthday but probably just gonna grab some ribeyes from COST
>>62157164:O
Trump almost got offedInvest in Chinese stocks
Mr Jerome, please dont leave. My portfo.. I mean I will miss you
>>62157159I'm gonna be shorting the entire left on market open. Thanks for the announcement.
oh shit what did that anon in the last thread that told us to watch the correspondents dinner if we're bored know
>>62157159you weren't kidding
they are going to say it was an IRANIAN assassin!!!
>>62157159Nothing good. They missed.
Holy shit
Whatever he’ll be fine I’m not a panican
>>62157171bro...
A fraction of a degree change in angle and he would have changed the fate of hundreds of millions of people, maybe billions. Crazy to think, really.
Bought VOO 645P, expires 8 May
>https://files.catbox.moe/8zmay3.mp4Sounds far away.
>>62157159>>62157172Oh shid. He is going to get even more unhinged now lmao. Time to all in on vix I guess?
>>62157159it depends will this end the Iran war or not
>>62157128I hate it to break it to you, anon, but women have always been like that. Read old literature and you'll understand. There's a reason why men would never talk to a woman or "make friends" with them, other than marrying and having children. They have always been insufferable.
>>62157175freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right nowit's fucking over
>>62157168They dropped the charges vs Powell so that means he will probably step down at the end of his term. He only threatened to stay if they kept going after him.
>>62157178Its a bit unsettling to think how many random dice rolls controls our lives
>>62157184sex slavery solves this
>>62157191>sex slavery solves thisholy based
>>62157181i forget what VIX is but probably yeah
>>62157187weekend oil prices indicate that the president is alive and well
For some reason I want to say this is a deranged Tulsi Gabbard simp
>>62157184>>62157191>>62157193niggersjews mindrape women from birth & wed them to the TV/smartphone, then "empower" them through the stateevery modern woman's husband is the state, and the state tells them to act insane and cut themselves and fuck black guys, and they do it because they're submissive to & dependent on & comfortable with the state
>>62157181goood goooood!We slurp!
Trump dying wouldve been unironically bullish as increasing the chances of opening the goddamn strait before it blows up the world
women are a higher value target in the long run, because you can use them to disarm the menjews play a long gamejews want you to use women as a scapegoat, it makes their job easier
>blamed on looney demonrats: bullish>blamed on the enemies of Jews: bearishBest strategy?
>>62157199checkeda lot of people talking about dark crystal lately, did something happen?
>>62157203>Kash Patel: The shooter left behind engraved bullets with his name and reason for doing it behind. No I don't know why every high profile case I've had has this happen whenever we hit a dead end and stop asking me about that missing old lady. God I need a beer
>>62157196I have it on good authority its Ben Shapiro. The raising antisemitism has driven him coocoo
omg>>>/pol/533870267
>>62157175Its priced in, mostly, but you can expect a good market move Monday
>>62157175you can hear the gun shots in the vid, everyone just sits there
>>62157212>Its priced ingave me an honest chuckle anon
>>62157212will it go up or down thoiueighiei swear to god if it just continues crabbing at 714 all day
>>62157179>Bought VOO 645P, expires 8 Mayhow many calls and what did you have to pay?
>>62157207Don't think so. Maybe because the skeskis are just jews
>>62157180>Sounds far away.sounds like its right outside the main hall in the hallway. Lots of people talking, sound pulse expanding into large open room, easily picked up by camera mic. I am guessing they had to gun the guy down before he entered. Took delta guys too long to get into postion, they were slipping, same and secret service. way too slow.
>>62157219Assassinations are bearish but assassination attempts are bullish
>>62157235FUCK
Was the shooter an oilcel?
>>62157228Apparently one gunman. Tried to rush the metal detector. Got a shit off at a uniformed security. Got mag dumped.You just know Iran will get the blame.
>>62157202i dont believe you because jewish women are some of the worst, you sound brainrotted
>>62157240if Don comes back in and everything just resumes that would be some big dick shit
>>62157240lol this niggas whole plan was to storm the castle all by himself?amazing
>>62157240>You just know Iran will get the blame.Iran and Cuba will be blamed even though it was the liberals
>>62157233Show must go on
>>62157246>even though it was liberalsthe last two attempts were by trump voters.
Shooter was heard yelling "leeroy jenkins"
>>62157244>if Don comes back in and everything just resumes that would be some big dick shitIt would if the security was not so shitty. It demonstrates there is a plot, but the security is so lame they will never know if there were other people already in and ready, or just one.
>>62157251unc ass reference bruh fr fr
it's a bubble
>>62157245
Let me guess, yet another zoomer that can't do shit without autoaim?
Air fryer status?
>>62157240Somehow even more retarded than the guy who's plan was to steal a security guards pistol to shoot trump. What are some good security and crime crack down related stocks? PLTR I guess?
Old secret service guy dove in front of the shot just in time
How was your Saturday smiggers? Just got back from a walk, picked me up a frozen pizza and a Powerball ticket.
>>62157271>How was your Saturday smiggers?https://files.catbox.moe/8zmay3.mp4
>>62157266I bought PLTR calls on Friday. I think it’s gonna bounce
>>62157253thats true, and it is incredibly unsafe and a bad idea to let him back in and literally no good reason to do so. however, if he does walk back in there anyway, I will be forever convinced he has the biggest hog of any past present or future president
>>62157272Quite the happening.
>>62157271i had an interesting conversation with a normie about investing in oil. He wasn't interested in my thesis he wanted to tell me about some instagram fag that claims he's in danger of being murdered for talking about biodiesel. The normie also didn't want to hear anything about garbage don of cielo waste. Odd fellows these instagram faggots
>>62157274Or, you know, staged shit again. Always work wonders when you're desperate for popularity, the good cattle always react positively.
>>62157175>>62157233God continues to grant providence to the market.
>>62157277Sounds like a case of social media psychosis.
>>62157277Garbage Don is retired. He left the company in good hands though.
>>62157273In theory Palantir seems like it could become a big success of a company. AI+MIC+Minority Report seems like a high potential combo, but a P/E ratio of 225 is just way too much for me. Fuck man, I was already aware of Thiel years ago because of his NRX connections so I 100% would have thrown some money at it had I known about it and had gotten into investing earlier
>>62157290Yeah I’m looking for price movement sometime over the next 1-4 weeks. I’m not investing in it.
>steak night with leftover rice and peppers and onions >obligatory shirley temple with maraschino cherryWent to my local butcher and got the whole choice ribeye for $250 and had them cut it into seventeen .75inch steaks which I then took home to vacuum seal and freeze.
>>62157291Is he naked?
>>62157291Looks like a chud to me boss
>sndk 15 dollar eps, up from 6 bucks>micron 19 dollar eps in June, up from 8 bucks >nvidia 5 dollar epsMicron is easily a 3x and sndk a 15x from here.
>>62157291the fuck is this shitI'm so tired.I should have listened to that guy on September 26th about how SNDK was the future. Fuckin 96 bucks a share. A 10x in 6 months.
>>62157291leftist physiognomy never disappoints
>>62157289I am doubtful that the size of the honorable director's schnozz is enough to overcome the jeetess CFO
>>62157198No. The propaganda just feeds and encourages their inherent nature. They have not been "corrupted" as much as they have been "encouraged to flourish".Picrel unironically speaks the troof. The woman thinks she's God. The spirit of evil comes through the woman. Your mother passed that spirit on to you, and your father, in his own weaknesses, was not able to protect you from it—just as his father failed to protect him, and so on. This is, wildly, a truth about our condition. This is financial advice.
Oil and Gas Gang
>>62157291Wait there were YN's (young niggas) at the White House correspondence dinner? Free my niggas
>>62157302Chuds don't have pony tails boss (except the guy sheriff chitwood arrested awhile back)
>>62157321I think that's a manbun.
>>62157304B..but muh cyclical
>>62157321This >>62157178 kid is a life long republican from a republican family.
>>62157277Even if biodiesel was a viable alternative, many consumer vehicles run on gasoline. Most businesses/heavy duty vehicles run diesel or hybrid EVs now. They arent going to just flip to a new technology. Not only that, theres too mant cartels and govt subsidies to force that change.The system is the way it is for a damn good reason, and it cant be changed. The world wont change. At best you either distance and distract yourself, or embrace it and benefit.
>>62157326>This >>62157178 # kid is a life long republican from a republican family.And he dindu
>>62157307A lot of tech is up. It leads the rally and downturns. If you want tech exposure just dca into SOXX on the dips
>>62157327ok but nobody is going kill an instagram fag for talking about biodieselthis oil companies kill any who dare defy them meme is fucking stupid. I can't make any friends outside because they are all fucking stupidi had some stupid fucking woman try to tell me you could just get free energy by tapping onto the power lines with a long copper rod. She wasn't going to try it tho because PGE would send ninjas to kill her or something fucking retarded
>>62157333
>>62157333I get free power because I bought solar before the Fed gibs expired and data center costs rugged everyone
What if I just swing trade on Palantir to buy Boston Celtics playoff tickets?
>>62157325Cycles don't work when the government is artificially stimulating demand with gibs.
>>62157339“Free”
>>62157341Pirate the game stream and place degenerate prediction market wagers
This is actually good news. The admin survived, Trump is alive. Secret service and police did an excellent job. Shooter is arrested.we are going to see a green Monday for the great news the president is alive, and oil will go back to dumping to the 50s like it should.
>>62157290I bought palantir because I believed Trump was a time traveler and pltr had a hand in coordinating his time travel. I hit a 5.5x because of this, I bought at the top in 2021 at 31 share and sold at like 170ish
>>62157339oh shit nigga XOM has already dispatched the assassins you shouldn't have told anyone
>>62157349Oil needs to stop being delusional and hit 200
>>62157349>we are going to see a green Monday for the great news the president is alive, and oil will go back to dumping to the 50s like it should.If they decide to spin it as "Iran did this" and use it as an excuse to resume bombing, the opposite will happen.
>>62157220>callsP is a putI bought two and paid $961
>>62157349>oil dumpingphysical oil is still $40+ higher than papers and best case scenario we just delay the forced convergence as long as we can
>>62157355some scrawny high estrogen whiteboi don’t scream Iranian to me playa
>14pbtid>I forget what VIX iswhy do the jannies allow these dogshit posters in our threads?
>>62157361Do you think that will stop them from saying it was Iran anyway?
>>62157258vagueposting with no ticker again award
>>62157361they already got him though its some random dark mutt from california
>>62157362they don't get paid enough yet no one wants to increase their salary>>62157349i hope oil dumps i need to buy more south american producers
Trump to speak. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHN8xcAJUsc
>>62157367I'd be fine with doubling their salary if they actually did their jobs. Tripling, even
What do you smiggers think about an oil accessories ETF like IEZ to play the chud oil infra buildout after this Hormuz thing?
>>62157365See >>62157362
>>62157369irrelevant it won’t move the markets
>>62157371I'm hoping that's the right play or I'm way overexposed to AT.L for no reason
>>62157371etfs have too much diversity for my tastes
>>62157371will it actually go up or is this another thing that does literally nothing.
>>62157375VIX has earnings?and they keep beating?How does Adam VIX stack up as CEO against someone like David SOXL?
I can’t believe how much the markets changed me. I look forward to the weekday and hate the weekends
>>62157381Again everyone needs to look at the market dislocation between physical and paper oil. It's not about whether it will go up. It's about when. And whether commodity traders will fuck with it more until the arbitrage
>>62157387Michael Vix is the current CEO
>>62157381I’m thinking about looking for a pull back on the next big taco
>>62157392hmm according to the analysts on the pic posted fair value is 277 and VIX is only trading at less than 20 right now. This could be another big smg win like SNDK, somebody do some DD for me
>>62157388same but the opposite, the weekdays make me wish I was dead because I could have made it, or at least substantially gotten close, back in 2021 but fumbled so hard I was almost homeless in 2023. Fuck my anal sex life.
>>62157159Oh! Damn. It's real?! The entire stock market will crash. Keep calm and buy all the dips. Hopefully, a good stop loss will let you just reenter lower.
>>62157333>oil companies kill any who dare defy them meme is fucking stupidThe Formula 1980 movie is about how big oil takes care of people who threaten the rule. Marlon Brando, George C. Scott.
>>62157392>Michael Vix>the current CEO
The hooker I want to bang isn't texting me back.
>>62157352I bought Palantir because a Boston Brahmin told me if a technocratic quasifascist megacorp is spying on you, you might as well profit off of it.
>>62157411last hooker i texted asked if i was a cop an then she blocked me when i asked if she was a cop. stay safe out there anon, they almost got me
*breathing through my nose pretending i can direct the air stream around and behind my body*
>>62157349just let it tank for one day...
>>62157371>>62157381About a year ago I did copper, gold, silver, uranium, oil and rare earths. Maybe 3-4% each. For each, i did a 50:50 split between spot etf and producers.With 7x7 shemitah schizo shit, i expected a repeat of the 80s, so i got IEO and IEZ, favoring domestic bluechips (large inventory) and toolchains (profitable as wells get restarted. Im up like 120% on IEZ.No idea if it will continue, but it looks like domestic producers was a good play. Id guess you wanna invest in inevitability
>>62157362>>62157375thanksyou retards are like /a/, it's literally all just inside jokes you won't understand if yo udon't pay attention for 8 hours a day for the past 10 years, and if you try to participate you get fucked in the ass from 20 angles
supposed to be an autism website but everyone is anxious normies & needs dey exclusivity social group
NEON GREEN MONDAY CONFIRMED
>>62157428Yeah it’s up a ton the last 12 months but I’m wondering if there’s more room to run over the next couple years. Nice entry though.
>>62157429Nigger you're in the stock market thread on the finance board, you should know what a fucking volatility index is before flooding the thread with garbage
>>62157437maybe
>>62157429ANIME WEBSITE
>>62157429how the fuck do you forget what VIX is that was your fatal error
>>62157434CHEETO MAN DEMANDS ITBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>62157441it do be except you can't actually talk about anime, you can only express your in-group to other retards
>>62157435I notice a lot of stuff is up big over 12m, and/or since Apr 1st.Seasonality for midterms says a selloff from eom to Sept. Benner Cycles say its a sell year as well. We're at ATHs, so unless there's more retard strength, we'll probably have a little trim or bear action. Im sure hormuz stuff will snap into reality soon (30-60d from closures).Im 40% cash right now, and will be strateguc until eoy. I still want metals over the next 5-10y and energy (esp uranium) over the next 1-3y.Beyond that my next play is infrastructure and inevitability. Stuff like water/hydro, visa, mc, msft, cp rail, etc. Maybe some biotech plays too
>>62157442i fucking hate acronyms, tickers are similarif he had said "volatility index" it would've made sensebut yeah it shouldn't be that easy to forget ur right
Interesting.
>>62157452Now try to remember what the greeks are by memory
So the Iran thing, whatever happened there, is pretty much over, right?
>>62157455Is this one of those fabled white americans?
>>62157457i remember the five common ones for options but i studeid those like a week agodunno if there's more than five
>>62157449Why visa and Mastercard?
>>62157459I expect a decade of low grade shitflinging and OPEC sanctioning the US for its actions/aiding Israel. Economy is shit rn anyways because of reasons. Look back to the 80s. Being able to spend money on equities while people struggle to do gig work to put food on the table will put you far ahead 5 years from now
>>62157445almost like gatekeeping is good for keeping normalfags, trannies and retards who aren't committed to the cause of nwords tonguing my balls out.
>>62157411>>62157463niggercattle award
>>62157469>muh dickyou ARE a normalfagand yeah that's ideally what gatekeeping is forwhat they do isn't gatekeeping though, it's just an endless boring loop where you express your in-group to other people in the groupit shouldn't be that way
>23pbtidJust kill yourself already
>>621574731ptbids are much worse
/smg/ movie nite starting soonTonites movie is Michael Bay's Pain and Gain (2013).
>>62157465Second order greeks are derivatives of derivatives. If price is position, then delta, vega, theta and rho (lol rho) are velocity and gamma is like accelerarion. But you can eg have any of those change w.r.t. time, price, and volatility. Those are just the main ones and all you need to be aware of, unless youre a risk manager or MM or running a fund>>62157466Theyre pinch points. Theyre the largest international payment processors. Who cares about Venmo and Stripe etc when theyre all backed by legacy cc compies? Theyre the glue that connects banks to fintech apps and a ton of consumer business flows through them. Theyre rock solid. I dont know what their upside is, but they have virtually no downside.Also as far as legacy finance goes, I like Morgan Stanley and JPM. No specific reason (they also arent infrastructure plays)
Bears getting raped Monday Golden Bull run. Trump survived, Secret service did excellent job. Suspect in custody. Monday morning, peace with Iran, strait open.Prepare.
>>62157472>doesn't understand memes at all on even the most basic levelI'm gonna filter you because you're either drunk or so new you just heard about this place last week. Either way your posts are too retarded/newfaggy.
>>62157481>announcing a filterfag
>>62157479ah tyiirc, the rate of change of acceleration is called "snap" xd
>>62157133You ever think about how the internet spread the Talmud and noahide laws mainstream moshe?
>>62157489moishe
>>62157455>clown poster stops vagueposting just before this nigger crashes trump's dinner partycoincidience, or something more sinister?
Only got 5 cigarettes left.
>>62157489The fuck are you on about you retarded spastic?
Did someone try to kill the President? I am not paying attention but that's pretty fucked up. I will have you all know that I am technically unenrolled from any political party which would classify me as an Independent voter. I received enough money working as a healthcare cleric on the estate of Lieutenant Colonel Moses Parker to go out and invest in space whales. It's so so important to time these things by the Moon bro.
Did you guys outperform my sister who doesn't trade at all and bought shit I shilled to her a couple years ago?
Lmao
>>62157512did he get in naturorunning? That is some ninja shit
>>62157507based did you fuck her yet?
>>62157468>OPEC sanctioning the US for its actions/aiding Israel.opec is all arab countries, who are mortal enemies with iranmost especially saudi arabia
>>62157507>bought shit I shilled to her a couple years ago?what did she buy?
>>62157519No, I brainwashed her into being a Nazi even though we are half White half Hispanic and married a White man and now she has a beautiful White baby with blonde hair and blue eyes
>>62157512What a miss that was. Jesus that looks bad on the secret service. Guy's visible coming from a mile away and nobody reactions until he's already past.
>>62157524See>>62157509
>>62157512yep...cameras just keep getting worse guys. its crazy how cameras always go potato mode when a psyop is happening. what are the odds! it's like the only technology that doesn't get better over time.
>>62157526>Nazi>half Hispanicmany such cases
>>62157512lookif you had one shot, one opportunityto seize everything you ever wantedwould you naruto run for itor just let it slip?
>>62157526you dissapoint your hispanic ancestors
>>62157530Shut the FUCK up you retarded schizo nigger. Tired of being forced to listen to you stupid faggots. Have you ever taken camera footage of camera footage? No? Do you know anything at all? How small exactly is that tiny little brain of yours, you fucking dumbass?
>>62157531Viva Hitler pandejo
>>62157529oh okaypretty good
>>62157533>look>if you had one shot, one opportunity>to seize everything you ever wanted>would you naruto run for it>or just let it slip?lose yourself
is there a /smg/ discord?
>>62157541Fuck off.
>>62157534My Hispanic ancestors always selected for Whiter mates every generation since 1890. We are now 88% White and 11% Hispanic Indio. Soon, we will be 95% White
>>62157544nvm found it in the archive. NECK
>>62157541Yesdiscord dot gg/JVuAftE9
>>62157539babe i did i'm so lost nowand i can't find my way home
>>62157554you only have 1 shot, 1 chance, do not miss your chance to flowthis opportunity only comes once in a life time
>>62157548Is everyone hispanic on 4chan?
>>62157552lol there is one?
>>62157558We will pick up the torch for you, my White brother
